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Hmm this babe is plastic fantastic but never mind becouse she has nice ass and shaved juicy pussy wich are important tongue















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#1 | 11 Apr 2011 03:44 by Funeral Guy (2384 )

Nice vajeen, bobble tits, skanky tats, and looks dead in the last picture. I LIKE THAT!!!!

For those who may have missed it, There's been some interesting complaints about Yours Truly. Go here (Brittany Bardot) and scroll down to the comments starting at #17. I'd be interested in your thoughts.

http://erooups.com/2011/04/08/college_babe_brittany_bardot_nude_13_pics.html

Thanks,
FG

#2 | 11 Apr 2011 04:01 by judekyle (11440 )

Your comments are my cup of tea, FG. Oops, that's crimineels schtick.

You crack my shit up. How's that? Don't go anywhere. You're the only reason I read the comments.

#3 | 11 Apr 2011 04:43 by 23

FG

At first, I thought you were an ass. I soon learned that your comments were not vile, but similar to back when I was in college and we held up rating numbers, judging the girls walking by. We did not rate the really ugly ones. I now enjoy your comments and am curious as to how long you can come up with a witty comment about fake tits and meaty pussies.

What I am surprised about is why you even give a damn about some loser's comment.

#4 | 11 Apr 2011 04:52 by Funeral Guy (2384 )

@ Judekyle

Thanks for the kind words.

@ 23

I appreciate what you said. I never went to college so this site lets me indulge my id. That, and I probably suffer from a severe case of arrested development. I don't really care about fu's comments, but it being Sunday and having a lot of time on my hands I felt he deserved to hear my side of things. I may be an asshole, but I'm just trying to have fun here.

#5 | 11 Apr 2011 07:17 by Matt1075 (456 )

@FG- I think you know from our previous exchange I've had some concerns with some of your posts. But I do think we have achieved a better degree of understanding tonight through respectful exchange. In reading fu's comments, it is not at all clear to me what is eating him. And I really don't think you should let him run you off. You told him "if you don't like my humor, don't read my posts", and I think that is a great place to leave it. I am learning to appreciate your humor more as I understand where you are coming from.
Stick around, FG. It's nice to have someone else who can and will wright and express an opinion. Most of the guys just grunt and fart and leave a smiley.
And as for our blond model- well, as everyone says at times- not my cup of tea. For the most part she looks pretty good. But those tits! If we sprayed some brightly colored stripes on them and put her naked out on the road, she would make great traffic cones. Definitely a deal breaker.
Oh, and you are right FG. We are all here "nude art critics". If you can type and have an opinion, you're qualified.

#6 | 11 Apr 2011 07:29 by kstrike (24 )

Hey FG,

The sight of your avatar at the bottom of each pictorial promises for a sick, twisted, humorous and colorful comment, that I’ve found myself gravitated to for a laugh, more times than not. There’s always going to be a fucktard douche bag out there that won’t get your brand of wit, and will criticize what they don’t understand.

Keep on making the majority of us laugh

#7 | 11 Apr 2011 09:17 by monkeymagic (471 )

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#8 | 11 Apr 2011 09:35 by 35

Making a Ferris Bueller reference and calling FG a "righteous dude."

#9 | 11 Apr 2011 10:50 by crimineel (5605 )

hey guys!!
what the fuck ;o

STOP USING MY TEA WILL YOU
i haven't got enough for everyone. >< xD

The reason i say those thing like
- cup of tea
-nice vajeen
-lovely titties

is because i havent got much time.. i got a bussy day schedule. i literally got 15 mins or so.
i wake up.. turn my ipad on go to this site,, read the comments of FG which i dearly love, see the pictures.. Telling you guys wether its my tea or not and go of to make the money.

And another reason that i dont wright comments like FG do i because i suck at it... i would make manny grammar flaws and such, you see.. my english isnt that good.


Oh dear, i forgot almost one thing.!

i need to say if she is my tea or not!

Well lets start shall we,

hmmm
Hmmmm
hmmmmmm
well
ye
hmmmm

jennifer emerson.
You got a slutty looking face, but oh dear, i like that very much. In fact i think that it is pretty!
And when lay down on the bed your boobs don't look that good as in the previous pictures above. but still i know how they look when u are standing up i dont mind..
my penis looks different whan i lay down than when im standing.
and hmmm your cunt, my dear, your cunt is just a lovely piece of meat. i would enjoyed it so much to go with my tongue inside your twat. (it taste very good when u enter a vajeen with your tongue! i got exp in that)

But ffs..
why that tattoo on your tit...
destroying the part of the body wich i love so much about a women beside her face..
i dont give much about ass...
i love to fuck her analy but im more a tit-man than an ass-man

This girl's name is going into my list @ my personal message underneeth my comment.

she is my cup of tea yes (A)

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#10 | 11 Apr 2011 12:57 by SNAFU (687 )

Look, let's face it......as porn sites go, well, this one is not prime material. THE ONLY reason I come on here ( since the sale of the site ) is to read what Funeral Guy says. His insights are filled with direct criticisms, yet for the most part, they are what we all are thinking. His humor is unmatched here on this site. I come here for that......my daily "laugh out loud".....and I have to admit I have laughed out loud on many occasions at the comments Funeral Guy has made. I always look forward to his insights.....I find Funeral Guy has his "ear to the ground".....he feels "the pulse of the nation" when it comes to some light-hearted fun on this site. And that's all it is.....FUN.
Lighten the fuck up people.
It's just a porn pic blog ( most times you would be hard pressed to call this site "porn")
Funeral Guy.....just keep doing what it is you do......for the numbers of people who "get it" and are friends and fans far outweighs those sorry assholes who seem to be too uptight to know what FUN is!!!

I AM A FUNERAL GUY FAN!!!!

#11 | 11 Apr 2011 14:17 by Other Guy

FG rocks!

#12 | 11 Apr 2011 14:29 by Chippy (41 )

Agreed. Funeral Guys posts are something to look forward to. I'll leave it at that for fear of him getting a big head. blink

As for Jenifer Emerson. She's average at best. What the fuck is up with her eybrows? She looks kinda evil.

#13 | 11 Apr 2011 14:45 by SquidProQuo (1312 )

If I had to choose between having sex with Ms Emerson or reading Funeral Guy's comments, well I'd have sex with Jen but FGs comments would come a close second.

#14 | 11 Apr 2011 18:44 by Funeral Guy (2384 )

Thanks, guys, for the comments.

@ Matt1075 You are not alone. I have a tendency to grow on people. You know...kind of like a genital wart.

@ kstrike A good philosophy to live by is "Never let the bastards get you down." I've learned this since I became a geiser geezer. haha.

@ 35 One of my favorite movies. I am honored, sir.

@ crimineel Don't change a thing about your comments. You make me laugh every time. You're my cup of tea.

@ SNAFU The thing I like about this site is it's just chicks, no dudes. I know plenty of places to go to see Triple Penetration and some chick choking and slobbering on a cock and licking semen off the floor. (Yes, Sasha Gray, I'm talking about you.) Euroops is like being a judge at a particularly sleazy beauty contest. (With spread legged nudity!!) Like I said before let's leave the political correctness somewhere else and have some fun.

@ Other Guy I used to Rock when Rock was Rock! That's why I know so much about hairy pussy.

@ Chippy I'm more worried about getting Good Head than acquiring a Big Head. Not too worry though, the one on my shoulders is empty most of the time anyway.

@ SquidProQuo Believe me, I'd rather have sex with Ms. Emerson than write these little pearls of wisdom any day.

Thanks again, my fellow pud pullers. Gotta go. I got people to bury.

#15 | 11 Apr 2011 18:54 by ptpie (2696 )

i read all Funeral Guys comments shit he's cool some time better than the pics
stop your wineing angry

#16 | 11 Apr 2011 19:11 by Tamplar (1 )

i always enjoy Funeral Guy comments. i'm always looking for his comments. FG you are awsome! :)

#17 | 11 Apr 2011 19:24 by Matt1075 (456 )

@kstrike- You put that SO eloquently. I think that will stick. "sick, twisted, humorous and colorful". You can take that to the bank, FG.

#18 | 11 Apr 2011 20:16 by TxBondsman (129 )

I left my comments on the other link. Cliff's notes, FU fu. And I enjoy everyone here. FG, he's just an internet worm. who cares wheat the little bastard says OR thinks. We enjoy you and your musings. When you said it's kinda like guys sitting at a bar on a board walk, watching the chicks as they strole by, we all comment and make jokes as we sip a cool bexerage of our choice, that's a really good analogy...

Hey fu, really sorry that your world shits on you every day, that MUST be a miserable existance...

Oh yeah, the chick. I don't think she's that pretty, she has a make-up artist and a professional photog and THAT's the best they can do? She's fuckable, but not really all that to me.... < sips cool beverage

WARNING: posts may contain traces of nuts
#19 | 11 Apr 2011 23:04 by Ceegars (1 )

Funeral Guy... Forget the haters. This site wouldn't be worth the time if it were not for your comments! I look forward to the real train wreck women, just to see what you say! Keep up the good work!

#20 | 12 Apr 2011 00:07 by ZEE (2168 )

fuckable

#21 | 12 Apr 2011 04:42 by anonymous

rock on FG


FG, I almost registered with this site just to put in a comment.

Other than your love of chicks sprouting elephant ears from their nethers, I find myself oddly in synch with your comments, lol. Many is the time that your wrote exactly what I was thinking when I checked out a post. I just don't happen to be a big fan of meaty pussies...though I do miss a nice bush.

So forget the hater, keep making us chuckle.

#22 | 12 Apr 2011 18:10 by JERRYzw (1519 )

recourse recourse recourse

#23 | 13 Apr 2011 08:18 by Orgasmo (312 )

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#25 | 17 Oct 2011 08:55 by Dreadnot (2778 )

horrible in all her fakeness

#26 | 22 Jun 2013 06:03 by nippledoctor (43 )

Fake Bobbies turn me off quite quickly! Laie_53

#27 | 29 Mar 2015 09:40 by Nasmo Mcnasty (802 )

I'll just say it again, I sure miss FG!!

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