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  • 4 May 2011
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Damn, this chick is sexy! One of the things i really like about her is that she looks VERY similar to this girl I was trying to take out on a date for years. She wouldn’t give me the time of day, so I did the next best thing — I nailed her sister, and she definitely gave me a lot more than the time of day. She had a nice body, but not like this one. I usually find the perfectly sculpted bodies uninteresting, but there’s something about this chick where I’m diggin’ hers. It’s shame we don’t get to see a lot more of it.













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#1 | 4 May 2011 20:35 by TxBondsman (129 )

I'm first? what the hell?.... FG is sniffing the formaldahyde again I guess.
I'm not comfortable looking at a chick who appears to be terribly uncomfortable taking pics, that realy bugs me. She did the self-shots so I guess she just has a funny look in the rest.
She reminds me of a chick from years gone past as well. I think that if irl she was a happy, pleasant person, I'd enjoy spending time with her and exploring her interests. I always love the body stockings....

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#2 | 4 May 2011 22:31 by rararak

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#3 | 4 May 2011 23:13 by brocabeach (58 )

Whatever doctor gave her those shitty looking tits should be shot! No, better yet, let's strip him naked, duct tape him to a wall, and give him paper cuts until he bleeds to death.

#4 | 4 May 2011 23:30 by ToppDogg

looks like Tiger Woods with tits

#5 | 4 May 2011 23:56 by TxBondsman (129 )

LMAO!!! she DOES ToppDogg! Too Funny.... like a Tiger Wooods tranny!! lololololololol

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#6 | 5 May 2011 00:32 by Funeral Guy (2384 )

Actually, TxBondsman is not telling you the whole story. This is the gal from Tx's past.

Her name was Lola. At least that's what she called herself. It all started when Tx bonded her out one hot Texas night on a rap for passing bad paper. She wasn't a career criminal, mind you, she just needed the dough to pay for the two-bit boob job that she got in Juarez. (It's a little known fact, but the drug cartels have a nice side business doing cut rate bolt-ons for the large stripper/lap dancer/street whore clientele on both sides of the border.)

Anyway, TxBondsman was between wives at the time and was feeling a little anxious, if you know what I mean. So when he sprung Lola from the jug he made her a little deal. Slowly checking her hot body up and down, he said, "Lola, baby, how 'bout I trade you these steel bracelets for some soft, furry handcuffs and some lace panties and we can have us some fun. The judge is a friend of mine. I'll throw some juice your way. Oh....and I'll also put in a word with the judge....heh heh heh."

For Lola, this is the best deal she's had all day and she starts dressing up in the sexy outfits that Tx just happens to have layin' around from similar jailbird conquests, ex-wives and girlfriends. Everything is going pretty good until Tx pulls out his TITANIC TEXAS TUBE STEAK! "

"

"Aye Caramba!!" Screamed Lola. "A deals a deal, pretty senorita." Tx smiled. But TxBondsman was the only one in the room that was smiling. Lola's face reflected a trepidation (not too mention her parents' bad genes) that went right to the pit of her stomach. She could only imagine what she was in for when he started pulling her body stocking off. The best she could hope for was that there would be some pleasure to go along with the pain of being poked with Tx's Lone Star trouser snake. Lola could only pray that Tx would only require the use of her fuck hole and not her shit hole.

For TxBondsman it was just another night and just another notch on his gun. Both of them.

Just so you know, I had this written out real nice, but it got screwed up when I sent it.

FG

#7 | 5 May 2011 00:58 by Jayzen Freeze (56 )

even when she smiles she looks like a bitch.

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#8 | 5 May 2011 03:48 by hotbodybattles.com (71 )

butterface no doubt... looks like she knows she's hot which is an instant turn off... but a bag over her head and it's on though.. :-)

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#9 | 5 May 2011 11:42 by Hawkmech (5129 )

Her face is ugly, and the expression doesn't help at all, but her tits, and the rest of her body are pretty damn nice. I love the different outfits too.

#10 | 5 May 2011 12:40 by TrickykidXXX (365 )

I see why she's an ex. looks like a cunt and thinks shes hot bc she got a bad tit job.

#11 | 5 May 2011 14:30 by Orgasmo (312 )

Ex girlfriend ?... JC_doubledown

#12 | 6 May 2011 19:37 by TxBondsman (129 )

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! and to think that I almost missed all that due to the "We're doin maint, come back in several hours" warning that I got all day yesterday.
Too funny, I KNEW I was right about the formaldahyde there FG.

I was waiting for the music to start playing, " and the colored girls go doo too doo, do ta doo, duh tah dah, doo ta doo.... say HEY Honey, take a walk on the wild side, I said HEEEY Sugar...." in the story somewhere. lol

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#13 | 6 May 2011 22:08 by Funeral Guy (2384 )

I also forgot about the Kinks song Lola. Lola was just the first Latina chick name that popped into my head.

#14 | 7 May 2011 01:28 by PokerSmoker420 (124 )

Before she subjects our eyes to her most intimate fears of the camera she needs to get a mirror and practice. She needs to get her mouth surgically shut, damn those excellent pearly whites being misused.

If she were a Mortal Kombat character she would be Baraka with tits. 4/10

#15 | 7 May 2011 17:40 by SquidProQuo (1312 )

Does nothing for me, not even a wriggle.

#16 | 8 May 2011 17:13 by crimineel (5605 )

ohh yesss
naughty indeed
with great tits as well

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#17 | 10 May 2011 00:27 by ZEE (2168 )

is she into war or something !!!! too stressed

#18 | 10 May 2011 02:30 by tariko (185 )

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#19 | 16 Sep 2011 22:56 by Enew (7182 )

The rockets on her chest look ready to take off

#20 | 28 Feb 2012 23:10 by erapio (10000 )

no

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