Welcome back FG! Agree with the sculpters comment. This must be some European art form we don't fully understand. No one seems that shocked by the nudity. I, however am the guy in the plaid shirt smiling his ass off in pic #5. Just kidding, wish Iwas

Not a fan of piercings, and don't understand piercing just one nipple. Maybe she got scared after the pain of the first one. Love the FUZZY seat cover in pic 1, Love the white drip in pic 6 even more. And I'm sure she's a true blonde with those roots. C'mon sweetheart you're becoming an internationally famous model on Erooups.com. At least get a root job.

Don't have that much of a problem with the unkempt. I could/enjoy fixing that. WTF is up with the teddy bear in pic's 2&4. She has no tat's to prove that she's of age. I feel dirty!

Wow, where to begin? Perfect pelvic region, glad I have small hands. Those boobs would fit perfectly. No tat's and no trashy room. Love the semi-tanlines.

To bad Funeral Guy is out of commision. This might be the first set to get 5 stars from him. Clean room, no tattoos, beautiful vageen with just enough bush, and some really unique nipples. WOW

Love the assortment of sex toys in the mirror. Wouldn't even complain of picking the butt hair outa my thumbnail after hitting her from behind.

Agree with Funeral Guy, have no problem with it. My dad had a polyester shirt in the 70's and mom had a table cloth made out of the same fabric. Insert you're and old F joke here.

FG you had me worried for a minute, nice recovery. I'm just curious who the GAY guy was that decoraited this set. Her pussy isn't even as pink as the walls.

"Welcome To The Jungle" we got fun an games! 1st shave the ass, next get creative and shave part of the bush with a design. At which point I would have blisters/callous's on my tounge. And my nose would tickel from what was left of the bush.

Love the wedding ring while spreading the love tunnel. Must have paid for the nail job in advance for the photo shoot payment. Her husband must be PROUD.

What's up with her left elbow in pic 9? Looks like she's been crawling around a construction site. Weird nipples, but other that that not 2 bad.

Funeral Guy, agreed he would be a fool not to bury his face in this. Surprised no one noticed or commented on the pillow in pic 5&10. The end looks like a cotton vagina

Can't believe the critics missed the 3 plus ass pimples in pic 17. I wouldn't have seen them if my face was buried in it, and wouldn't have cared.

Tanlines, check. No tat's, check. Cum on my perfect lipstick, check. Cover and not show my pussy, check. No messy house, check. Still hit it, check.

Wouldn't really want to play with fake chest meat, but could totally handle the DSL"s

Gravity, no tattoos, and a clean house? WTF

With the 4 toothbrushes I'm wondering if her roommates have to watch this or if it's Mom and Dads house.

And a semi clean room! Love the "I've been a BAD Girl hand prints on the ASS" Needed A spike heel to give this validty. Use your imagination on the heel.

Ginger from Gilligans Island had much bigger breasts, and much more painted on makeup. Granddaughter maybe. But his now brings up one of the ultimate debates of all time. Ginger or Mary Anne?
Tina Louise and Dawn Wells, just to show my age. "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale"
PS. They didn't have Tramp Stamps!!!!!

I'm pretty sure that our Mentor sent me a link to this beauty a short while back. Since he is giving the liberty to write his post, I'll give it a shot. One word " Scrumpdillyicious". Curious to see if anyone remembers where that word came from. My moneys on FG!

FG, did your login get hached?

Sorry, haven't had coffe yet . Let's try hacked instead.

Wow, this is the first time that I kept track of the #'s in the daily pic dump. But I should have expected that "His Honor" would have already made a comment about the 1 that I was gonna say something about. #15 is not a pro but has a certain Mmmmmm that I would not be ashamed to tell my friends about after hitting it. FG, you're as bad a man as I am.
Also enjoyed the Andy Valentio pic.

I knew I recognized her, she was our babysitter last week. Didn't understand why my wife left me until now. But seriously, the only things missing in this post were a fine cigar and a 20yr old bottle of scotch

Love the handle bar earrings! And the fried bologna sandwich.

This is by far one of the best posts of all time on this site. The only and I mean ONLY thing I would change about her is, grow alittle landing strip or tuft. Inverted nipples!!! Chunky monkey. I feel sorry that Funeral Guy must be working overtime, otherwise he would have commented on this post before me. All I can say, "More like this PLEASE"!!!

She didn't exibit her best quality in this set. Golf ball, 100ft of garden hose. My next ex-wife. Not worried about the acne if she is willing to say yes Sir.

At least I don't have a monthly subscription.

I just want the job being her right boob caretaker. Will also double as the landing strip shaving assistant. How could any male complain about a woman under 30 that looks like this.

You guys expect something more from one of the latest STARS of the latest Jerry Springer pay per view. Her next TV apperance will be on Maury with "Are You Is, Or Are You Not My Babys Daddy" From which she will probably get a Tide and Revlon endorsment deal. Yeah, had a bad day at work. Needed to vent on someone less fortunate.

Wow, I'm 1st. Not totally crap. Could improve on the flap jack boobies. Only 2 cheap ass tattoo's. And, what's up with the mini c-section scar?Just trying to hang with the theme of the comments that are usually posted. I call this one, would I? Yes, but I wouldn't tell anybody.

Makes me hungry for a fried bologna samich and a glass of milk!

Feather boa's and no closet. I could afford the trailer girl. Hell give her a light bulb forthe blown out one in the ceiling fan she would probably love you long time.

I would make sure that when she was jerking me off, I would cum on her left breast. Give it the protein it needs to grow as big as her right one.
On a side note, only 1 tat, a beautiful smile, and no anal bleaching needed

At least it only took 4 pics to confirm she's a whore.

I really thought, Funeral Guy would have made a comment about chipping his tooth on the metal mesh.Very disapointing.

I knew Funeral Guy would say something about the fake boobs. I am surprised that there was no comments about the lack of anal bleaching. If we are going to critique. Just saying.

I only come to this page for "Funeral Guy" comments!