Lady looks like a dude.

Gosh, that's swell.

Kind of looks like the bad guy's girl on Justified.

Bah dah bing!

A poor man's Cameron Diaz w/awful bolt ons.

Enchanting.

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winnah!

Her tits have fallen and they can't get up. Wonder bra to the rescue.

Spiffy.

Yow!

She going for a look and she made it. Good for her. Yuck.

Yeah, love me some gelfling quim.

Not with your dick.

I'm not so sure that those titties aren't real. And I am no fan of bolt ons.

Don't like the shades.

I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

A tidy little package.

Boom boom boom!

My oh my oh my!

OMG. Lovely.

We have a winnah!

She's lovely.

Bad fake tits and a nail in her clit. Next.

This gal has kind of slack muscles. She's young and still looks good, but wait a few years and it all goes downhill in a hurry. Fuck her while you can. Get to the gym sweetie.

Real tits, no tats, no nipple or clit nails. I think I'm dreaming.

Yeah, well no.

I knew she was gonna have fake tits. Kinda takes it out of the ultimate fantasy realm.

Amazon!

Wonderful.

Built for comfort, not for speed.

Demi Moore had bigger titties than this girl BEFORE she installed the bolt-ons. I'd hit it.

Demi had such beautiful titties. Why those ugly bolt ons?

I was onboard in a big way til I saw those awful fake tits. How bad could her natural titties have been?

Shockingly bad fake tits.

Ding ding ding....We have a winnah!

Fake tits and a cunt that looks like a stack of bologna.

She's been rode hard and put away wet.

All bad.

Hey babe, lose the Elvis sneer and just smile.

OK, she dyed her hair. Now it's time to bleach that asshole.

Can't pinpoint why, but it doesn't work for me. Pantyhose..eh. Titty hold top..eh. Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers tho.

A classic fuck monkey.

I think the face is intersting. She looks like a lady jock. A hot lady jock.

god damn, I say God Damn!

Did the OB/GYN use a swiss army knife for that C section? And how bad could her tits have been that she thought she needed those bolt ons?

It's all nice, especially the eyes.

Spiffy.

I'm wondering if those are bolt ons. Otherwise very nice.

fake tits suck

Bolt ons?