Not enough perk in the tits but otherwise kind of nice.

The tits don't look fake, but I seem to be seeing nasty scars under the nips.

That's pretty damn nice.

She's hot, but a bit overexposed lately. Take a couple weeks off babe.

Not a lot to complain about here.

Silicon galore!

Meth or crack?

That's a fine piece of female pulchritude.

Who pissed in her oatmeal?

Awful fake tits.

How about a couple pussy shots before the gaping and dildos happen?

Lose the scarf and smile babe.

Fisting, hardware and tats. I'll need alcohol.

Awful fake tits.

Perfect.

-2

-2

-2

-1 for piercings.

-2 for...well... you know.

Me gusta mucho. Love the nips that look like a raspberry on top of a scoop of ice cream.

Kitchen implements?

It was all going so well until the veggies.

-2 for fake tits.

She's got a little Julia Stiles going for her.

She seems like she'd rather be a fashion model.

She looks like she'd be a fun lay.

-2 for fake tits.

Spiffy.

Has kind of a special needs look to her.

Get a better camera babe and let your boyfriend take the pics.

-2 for fake tits and tats.

Carpenter's dream.

I think she has lost her behymen.

Superior.

She's cute, but not a fan of insertions of fruits or veggies.

Fuck those shitty phone pics.

-2

The eyebrows are a bit disconcerting, but I could overlook that.

Looks like a hot Taylor Swift.

-2 for fake tits.

PYT

-2 for fake tits.

Back in the hood.

A little pussy shy. Just kidding. Love those nips.

Points deducted for fake tits. Otherwise all good.

She's a few tattoos, some implants and a dildo away from being an Azainini girl.

Way too much surgery.

Big nose, breeder hips, small tits, big calves but somehow the total exceeds the sum of the parts.

Do you know why women don't drink beer on the beach?
They don't want to get sand in their Schlitz.