Dear Penthouse,
Imagine my surprise when I went to the theater and ran into my next door neighbor, you'll never guess what she was wearing...

Oops

Absolutely amazing feat of flying skill.

Agree with you Judge 51 is scary.

Whole new meaning to eating pussy.

Imagine being found dead on top of one when your heart gives out. Now imagine the stories at the next family reunion.

Those whacky Macedonians.

I'm not a Jew but it seems like every time someone drops a bomb on Israel, they return the favor....

Fucking Morons

Fucking Morons

Thank God no fire.

I want to learn how to apply body paint.

Your tax dollars at work.

Which is the before and which is the after?

Damn robots are taking over.

#11 That pussy looks too young to be on top that big ol' cock.

How do you explain this to your friends?

But they hid the best part...unless she really had a penis.

I like the ones who just said "Fuck it" and doffed their tops.

Glued on or not, in what universe is that remotely appealing?

#20 A plain white tee and no bra...yummy.

#16 Some days you get the bull and some days the bull gets you.

Pass

Would probably be more shocking if I knew who half of them were.

Someone has a seriously disturbing hobby.

Is this what they mean by the circle of life?

Interesting

Most of them make me want to

WTF

Hey fellas, what does this button do?