JHFC! They aren't the worst plastic tits! But they are still plastic tits!
Sorry, gotta take a roll with that ass 'n puss....bounce around 'n shit...
but then chuck it for something real, and soft.mmm....

Awww....what a shame.
Had potential.
But, thanks for wasting my precious fucking time!
Just for that, I am going to stomp on my neighbors Labradoodle!
Noo! I would have stomped on that thing for being half poodle
any way! Or would I ? Would I ? Mother fucker! Harelip! Harelip!

(sorry...really bad joke)

Real classy...
I can't think of anything more vulgar or repellant than a female flippin' the bird. Guys ok, we
are crude that way, but not the supposed "fairer" sex. That is just plain ugly no matter the
reason. She should have those two fingers super-glued up her damn nose!

Niiiice!
....and leave the pubes alone. As long as you are clean shaven/trimmed from the clit down
and around, hey works for me.

Oh...hmmm....ick.
No. I am going to turn around and do my best to forget that I saw that.

Too bad the boobs 'n ass are attached to that mess...

I would bang you like a drum. But you have that dumb hole in your nose!
If you would lose that. I would bang your ass like an effing drum! Any drum!
Preferably like a combo of snare drum and bass drum. But a drum nonetheless...
Lose the the hole LF!

Aww....
If I wanted to see something caught in a net I would have
gone out on a tuna boat. No. Seriously!
Boooooooo! Hisssssss!
You have to do better than that!
Way, better than that!
That may satisfy some of your tame(r) or lame(r) clients, but
Seriously.....do your due diligence....

No no no no.....
What are you doing you bleach blonde?
Are you trying to do the "Shocker". Well you failed! I'm not sure what sort
of finger gesture or gang sign you are throwing. But you FAILED!
You FAILED on every front! Hey! Go pose for "stuck up twats!" "Or hey, look
at me...no hey...look at me...no serious! look at me....please...."

I am sorry. I don't give a flying eff what anyone else thinks.
But Erica Campbell and Allison Angel are two of the most perfect, wholesome
beauties on the planet. To me, they embody the "perfect" woman. Beautiful
curves, lines, full in all the right places. Not over-weight, but the perfect size.
Not under-size. But the perfect size. Those two women will give designers fits!
And good for them! Big, natural up top, thin/moderate waist, and beautiful hips!
Shit, I would give my left nut to work with them.
Guys, don't eff this up, do some good work!

...AARFF....Christ in a cartoon....aarfff.....
Little boy, please stop playing with the Fruit Roll-Up between your legs! Hey,
can we get an age and gender verification on this crap!? I'm not too sure about
this one. Hey "owner", verify this image STAT!
No joking!

Hey!
Re: last pic.
Keep the red-eyed lady with the hairy ass! Any girl that is willing to hang her
ass up in the air for you like that...you marry. She is up for anything! You can
bring up grooming later! But shit, if she will wiggle her ass high...take it...
and destroy it. The grooming factor can always be fixed!

Great nips, areolas. Great ass and just the right ammount of fun fuzz..no pre-pube
look here...thank God! I just don't get the pre-pube look..bald..really!?
That is just creepy to me.




Great nips, areolas. Great ass and just the right ammount of fun fuzz..no pre-pube
look here...thank God! I just don't get the pre-pube look..bald..really!?
That is just creepy to me.

You fail! You think you are the "shit"! Nope! You fail on so many levels! Most of which is
"bitch that thinks she is the shit and knows she is the shit!". But you only look like shit
and smell like shit with that bed-burn. Good luck skank! I can't wait to see more losers like
you at my practice. Oohhh...help me....what is this?...it is death you shriveled skank! $$$$


You fail! You think you are the "shit"! Nope! You fail on so many levels! Most of which is
"bitch that thinks she is the shit and knows she is the shit!". But you only look like shit
and smell like shit with that bed-burn. Good luck skank! I can't wait to see more losers like
you at my practice. Oohhh...help me....what is this?...it is death you shriveled skank! $$$$

Your rear-view looks great! But could you eat a cheeseburger or a few? I don't want to be
pierced/killed by your bony 'ole behind or any other of your bony protuberances! Damn, girl
it is ok to eat, contrary to what some SOB's say!
Shit....


Your rear-view looks great! But could you eat a cheeseburger or a few? I don't want to be
pierced/killed by your bony 'ole behind or any other of your bony protuberances! Damn, girl
it is ok to eat, contrary to what some SOB's say!
Shit....


Your rear-view looks great! But could you eat a cheeseburger or a few? I don't want to be
pierced/killed by your bony 'ole behind or any other of your bony protuberances! Damn, girl
it is ok to eat, contrary to what some SOB's say!
Shit....

....Hey,
A lot of them looked better clothed than nude, no, not all of them. Some were
hot, others not so much. But, hey, I give credit to all!

Oh dear....
Rule of thumb around here is a.) soccer dyke; b.) softball dyke; or just plain dyke.
There is no excuse for a hetero-female to ever wear a "ball cap"....ever...except for the outside chance it is a charity event. This specimen appears to fail
under the first three catagories. But who am I to judge? This is only an amatuers opinion!
What do I know?

Ppfftt...

Uggh....
Classic pierce overkill. Puss and ass are great, I can deal with the nip rings no problem.
The nose ring and lip/chin ring, that's a problem for me. As for as the jerks that
call her chubby/chunky...you are sad...sad people...

....Wow!...
I don't know where these idiots get their cup sizes from but it must
be the same place they measure their penises from! "Fantasy
Island" anyone!

....Oohhh....
...My....
Just a rule of thumb: if ye know she a she, yet she has more hair than
ye or any he...just say whoa effing Nelly!

Ex fiance...enough said.. I am sure you both could do better...or worse...?

Uggh...
Sillicone or saline....why? They rarely look good/passable; maybe top 1% can, these obviously
aren't in that percentile. Ladies, what you have, is what you should have. Otherwise please
seek professional counselling before you decide to modiy your body to someone elses standards.
Hey, IMHO fake breasts....well feel fake and alien like. Real breasts are great! Be them big or
small! If you don't like my opinion, well tough crap! That is fine with me, I've scraped worse
off of my boots than your like before!

Shit man, if you can not only stay hard, but wet through that mess! Then God Bless
You both! Because knowing you are on camera is a killer!

Re: ACEEDCEE,
I don't know how you can be so ignorant. Democracy and Capitalism is the height of freedom!
Say as you wish. Do as you wish. Sure, our politicians are prudes. Most of our citizens are not!
But that is on the Electoral System. But dude, that looks like your european skanks to me!
Keep your Euro-Trash on the other side of the Pond.


Re: ACEEDCEE,
I don't know how you can be so ignorant. Democracy and Capitalism is the height of freedom!
Say as you wish. Do as you wish. Sure, our politicians are prudes. Most of our citizens are not!
But that is on the Electoral System. But dude, that looks like your european skanks to me!
Keep your Euro-Trash on the other side of the Pond.