I hate Twistys photoshoots. They are always so frigging silly and plastic, as plastic as the women they tend to shoot.

Any girl who plays with her ass with a smile on her face makes me happy.

Love the 80s hair. A woman after my own era. I wish she'd kicked that off in an old farrah fawcett swim suit, though.

As fake tits go those are pretty impressive, but ... I don't care. Not for me. But as long as she had a clean bill of health I'd be willing to sacrifice.

Does Twistys have a policy about making photosets boring as fuck?

No pussy, no joy for me. Smile's nice, though, I give admin that.

She could be my caddy.

Yummy bummy but I wouldn't make her a Mommy.

Crap

She looks like my mentally challenged cousin.

I don't know what it is about her nose, but I love it.

The best she will ever look.

Aaah ... back in the days when she hadn't wrecked her perfect little boobies with nasty implants. She was once my favourite porn actress. No more.

bizarre.

Shiite

I'd be worried she'd punch me in the face.

Love the pinball machine. I want one of those.

She looks like my maiden aunt. Yikes.

Love that asics bathing suit. We need a whole set of those pics.

I'm with you, Brother Hawkmech.

I am in the "hate fake lesbians" camp too, but sometimes they at least try to make it look like they're interested. Not these girls, though. The discomfort is palpable. Add that to the clear need for some Proactiv solution, and it is a recipe for a limp dick.

Gotta say, for a middle aged broad she's totally doable, and I appreciate seeing a woman with baby stretch marks being willing to flaunt it. Shit, my wife's a Mom and I wanna do her all the time, stretch marks and all.

She looks like a genius.

Meh

Sepia and big fake titties don't go together.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, eh SNAFU?

But seriously, I think Caprice is a little hotty, but every once in a while the angularity of her face and that pert little nose throws me off for purely aesthetic reasons.

Every chick smiles when she's hammered. Or stoned.

Where does the moderator find these nasty hos? Christ. Yeah, hot bod, but she needs to learn how to use a mirror when she shaves her box, and she should get those brows waxed instead of plucking them herself. Grey Wolf? WTF?

I'm with you on morning sex, FG, with the stipulation that breath mints or gum are nearby.

If you're going to throw a slutty chick in front of urinals and show us almost nothing, the least you could do is give us a shot of her peeing standing up.

Iveta's a natural beauty, but best of all is her skin. It looks perfect.

She looks skinny fit to me; the camera could be a bit more in focus though. Why does amateur have to be shit?

Yeah, where's the pussy? The chocolate themed pics needed to be put together, because that first one doesn't look very chocolatey.

Five stars for that fucking crazy fish shot. And for her gorgeous cunt.

I think with the right lighting and photographer her face wouldn't be so strikingly bad, but that body is fantastic ... for now.

As Playboy babes go she is a winner. Pretty rare to see a brunette bunny.

I wonder why she even bothered.

Boring, but...

Boring.

Damn fine for a genuine amateur. The wet pussy is a nice touch too.

"I'll get you my pretty!"

Usually I like to see the girls smiling, but she looked like she was on the laughing gas or something by the end. Mix it up a bit. That's almost as bad as the permafrown.

I think I saw her in some poorly drawn Anime porn. I suppose if I dressed like an alien with a giant green dick it could be fun.

She's one of my faves. And when you get a close up of her face she has hot little freckles. Miela gets all five stars from me.

She looks out of time. Like she should have been hairier and getting naked with love beads.

I was expecting vaginal warts as the motivation for the cover up. Just not drunk enough I guess.

What is with that hair? With a little work on the do she could look like a Disney character, but streaked shit just makes her look like a freak. Still hot, though.

And congrats to all of us for keepiing FG around for 1000 posts. Only reason I keep coming here, actually. Just to see what you're going to say, FG.

She's natural and real. Great boobs, great bush, pretty. I'd be in there.

Cute

cute girls, big boobs!