Stop it with the DeskBabes shoots. I want to see these girls somewhere classy.

No vegetables? Nope. Forgot the speculum? Yep. Hey, wait. Here's my bottle.

Good point, old baldy.

1. Are those real tits on a Playboy chick?; 4. That is a gorgeous bush, and a selfie taker who knows her business; 7. I like that perspective; 9. 30-Love; 10. That light on that tight twat is just right; 17. A real and perfect ginger; 25. Pretty pussy on a pretty girl; 27. Naked surfing is fabulous; 31. She looks like she's going for it for real; 34. Cool to the touch, hotter than fuck; 40. I've never seen that shoot all at once, but I bet I've seen it in its entirety; 42 & 46. I am always a fan of the put on drama; 43. That's the way all girls should tan; 47. You don't need those dildos honey. Unless you want me to give you a DP; 56. No idea what that is, but I'll shove my tongue onto that clit. Not the best shave, though; 58. That is one inviting looking cunt; 64. Magnificent tits; 65. She doesn't look at all enthused; 66. One of the prettiest Alison Angel shots I've seen; 70. I want to see the entirety of this shoot, with her pretty cunt spread beneath that paint; 78. That is an amazing ass; 90. I am enjoying her rise in porn; 93. That is a beautiful gal; 99. I am used to leg warmers, but arm warmers? Well, if it makes her fuck without sheets, why not? 100. Nice skirt.

I do like that this shoot is photoshop-lite. We see the texture of all her skin in this one.

I love everything ... but her face. So yes, that title is official from me.

This is the best she will ever look. She is going to look nasty in short, short order.

I wouldn't trust her age if she had a driver's licence a passport and a birth certificate. Even if she is twenty-one, I am guessing she behaves twelve.

She is beautiful. A little skinny, but beautiful nonetheless.

I wonder ... does she actually think that showing everything but the hole of her pussy itself is modest?

Glad they went with stockings, otherwise her chicken legs would have distracted me so much I'd have ignored her ass and cunt.

For all the things that are right in these pics, I think her hair is my favourite part. It screams, "I'll fuck your dick off."

Those tan lines and the setting got me, but her face just screams, "demanding bitch"

I think I like her tits in the shirt best. Those have to be fake, but they are fake done right. She looks like fun to me.

She had a tat? I was too busy cumming all over her spread holes to notice.

This dragon was once pretty. She had nice big natural boobs, real lips, little makeup, then things started tomsag ever so slightly, she panicked, and became a great wyrm

Her cunt looks like it was wet then dried up a bit. I am. kinda fond of that look. Dunno why.

Foxes, specializing in body modification for only the freakiest cyborg lovers out there.

I am not convinced she is Arabic, but that matters not a whit. She is hot, and I want to see more.

I am with you, old baldy. #28 makes my mouth water. And I've seen so many of these asses before that the anonymity doesn't hold for about half of them.

This is one of the rare times the speculum made me think that being a gynecologist wouldn't be so bad.

Nothing is more fun to me than snaps in the gusset. She works for me.

The bush is a win for me. Trumps her chicken legs, her piercing, everything. I choose her.

She is a cute little girl. I think I am in love with her and the library.

The shorter one is a real lez, so I don't know why she's not shoving that tongue up the other girls asshole.

It amazes me the things they can do with vaginal rejuvenation these days. Impressive stuff.

Nice lingerie elevates any girl, and it certainly did here. She's fairly plain and not my body type, but still I found myself on her side by the end.

That asshole has been put to good use, yes?

She is pretty fucking good looking, but that wet pussy shot at the end seems completely out of place. How the hell did she reach that state? That's what I want to see.

Not the sort of wet I like, but I do dig the way those strange stockings frame her cunt. I kind of like this one.

Dobn't be too proud of those technological terrors you've paid for. The ability for your tits to stand up is insignificant next to the power of a nice cunt.

I'll take her ass while you're all taking turns on her pussy.

Holy fuck. She is perfect in every way.

She is the cow I would fuck until that other hot girl came home.

If y'all prefer the blonde, I'll take her friend.

Hate the tits. The pussy didn't make up for them. Fuck her. Figuratively.

That cunt is so perfect. I could lie under it until the cows came home.

It is a little early in her career for dragon retirement, and I am shocked to see her at Twisty's already. But who cares. I still love her. Especially those glorious real titties.

She is the very definition of trophy wife.

Straight out of Crash. And any girl who calls herself the Vag Ma is good enough for me to risk STDs

I couldn't get past her awful fake lips.

1. Ariel looks like death. She must have cancer; 3. I love what the cold does to nipples; 10. I think I would fuck a dog in Versaille; 12. Some photographer is a precious cunt; 16. How right is that?; 19. Not as right as that; 22. Now that is a cunt; 31. I have always wanted to come home to this; 41. I'll be your tramp; 43. Unexpected; 50. The best aureole and nipples ever; 56 & 61. Two wows. Two different reasons; 68. Great tits and stockings; 73. What is Playboy playing at?; 75. Why does Caprice bore me so?; 83. Love summer skirts and no panties; 90. She is perfect; 91. She looks perfectly fun; 97. Nice to see Connie.

For the record: too many fucking fake tits.

Would have liked a different, and vastly hotter chick, in that outfit and shoot.

That cunt has wetness going for it, but I am not terribly impressed. It would have to smell perfect.

old baldy, as always you cracked me up.

What's with describing inny-pussies as meaty lately, Admin? When I hear meaty I expect mudflaps.

She's not shy.

She looks like a Bachelor reject. I prefer the rejects.

She is a gift from some fertility goddess.

A surprising lack of pussy for a Twisty's shoot. Where's the spread?