That dude with the faggy ponytail needs a fucking bra!

Russians, as least the ones who are the equivalent of American White-Trash, are pretty hilarious.

I wanna suck that chick's dick! Like, for hours!

I want her sperm all over my face!
And my mom's face too!

And dad, even!

"Is the bird's name, "Vlad the Impaler"?"


you beat me to it.

And for that...ima beat your mom tonight, after I give her some lovely buttseks, again.

You nasty fucking whore! How dare you offend our eyes with your foul and mangled labia?

Fuck you and your dirty rubber-pussy! You disgusting and unhygienic pig! I'll kick you right in the box, you unsavory she-swine!



....after I fuck you, of course.

Who wouldn't want the ability to shit in your own mouth?

I'd never leave the house.

Shut up, fools. You know you'd hit that shit!

I think she's damn sexy. And if you think otherwise, fuck you, and your retarded mother who bore your dumb ass. This woman is hot. And very fit too!


Also, I had bum sex with your mum.

It's not a medical condition, you complete tards. Look at the picture. She used one of those suction devices to pump that shit all up.

But the question remains, why? What the fuck is the advantage of enlarging your stinky and foul vulva with a suction device? What is the objective?

@DDuana

Huh? Who gives a shit if it's "racist" or not, you comically politically-correct soccer mom.

The point was, that his remarks were incredibly unfunny, dated, and sounded like something that someone's very unstylish, obese, and socially inept father might have said in a failed attempt at humor and/or being clever.

But "racist"? You are a laughable dunce.

Wiggles said it best, comparing that guy's pathetic humor as something from the 70's.