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#1001 | 22 Nov 2015 04:43 by Con10shus on Sexy redhead on bed

She needs more eye makeup.

This one's a bit over the top.

#998 | 19 Nov 2015 04:54 by Con10shus on Sexy shower with pretty amateur

Why?

Three scary ones in a row. Come on! Give me something.

How bad could her tits have been? -2 for fake tits and I still gave her 3 stars.

-1 for no snatch, but still 4 stars.

Nothing wrong with that.

#993 | 12 Nov 2015 23:34 by Con10shus on MILF with pretty smile

Except for the tats not that bad for a milf

Horrid fake tits, but on the good side, no tats or dildos.

#990 | 12 Nov 2015 05:00 by Con10shus on Stunning Bony shows her body

It looks like it's up to me to say....SMTP!

And real tits. When will girls learn that they look silly trying the sexy pout thing when a simple smile would be a big improvement.

She's a bit of a fuck monkey and, apparently, her eye makeup is waterproof.

#987 | 8 Nov 2015 05:46 by Con10shus on Hot summer day on the beach

Why?

All that's missing is tats and a dildo.

#985 | 6 Nov 2015 18:06 by Con10shus on Sexy emo girl with piercing

I bumped her up to 3 stars on the merit of that fine ass.

Tits on a stick with a pouty eastern European. Ho hum.

Sometimes those pronounced eyebrows can be kind of sexy. This is not one of those time.

#982 | 4 Nov 2015 06:35 by Con10shus on Beautiful pink bunny

Why?

White boots at a construction demo site is not the best choice. The chippy will do though.

#980 | 3 Nov 2015 01:33 by Con10shus on Wet show with busty dancer

If you're going to get implants you might as well go ahead and get liposuction and a nose job.

I'd knock the bottom out of that.

Not a big dildo fan, but she's kind of cute. No tats, real tits gains points from me.

Not a big fan of noticeable scar under the nipple from the implants. Also -2 for those implants.

#976 | 31 Oct 2015 13:58 by Con10shus on Busty MILF in latex boots

Not a big fan of pirate boots or "slice of baloney" nipples.

God Damn! She's hot.

Hey Show Me The.....Wow....never mind.

That's a bit scary.

#972 | 25 Oct 2015 15:11 by Con10shus on Wet hot chick - Alissa

Perfect.

Shooting a series in the dark? WTG dumbass.

Real tits, no tats, no dildo, cute. She's got some work to do before she's Assainini ready. And I'll keep her occupied until then.

Not with your dick.

And no dildo. Dream Girls = Assinini light.

You can't say she didn't SMTP.

She's a real cutie. I think she has fake tits, but at least they are somewhat proportional.

I think the technical term is Goddess.

Why so shy?

They're just too big, but she's a cutie.

Too bad the Asian babe with the cute titties doesn't have a pussy.

OK, somebody's gotta complain. Might as well be me. Not the most attractive face I've ever seen. That being said, I'd knock the bottom outta that.

Perfect, but set is a bit repetitive.

There's something amiss here, but I can't put my finger on it.

That's a bit spooky. But, hey, no tats.

Interesting, she has the horrible fake tits that Assinini likes so much, but kind of light on the tats and where's the dildo?

Built for comfort, not for speed.

-2 for fake horrid fake tits.

Tits on a stick.

#953 | 24 Sep 2015 05:22 by Con10shus on Cute Mila shows her goodies

Like to see some more of her.

Assinini must have said, "Sorry, no tats. Wait a minute, those tits are so awful, welcome aboard."

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