As Joe Queenan once said in a review of one of her movies, "I can't believe that I actually did a review of a Susan Sarandon movie without once mentioning her marvelous breasts."

If you're gonna do a fake lezzie shoot, go for it. Cute gals tho.

I'd like to buy them for what they're worth and sell them for what they think they're worth.

Spikes in face and tats are negatives, but she's a PYT. Get it now because I don't think it's gonna get better.

Body nice, face - kinda...different, quim - nice from what I can see.

At least the amateurs show the poon.

Just not into gaping the holes. I kinda like em tight.

Too much of a good thing.

Nice smile, nice ass, ugly Celtic (?) tat and, once again, no quim.

Spiffy, but no quim shot.

She needs more eye makeup.

Give her a couple motrin. Her back has got to be sore.

Is the sexy smirk a corollary to duck lips?

I'd like to buy her for what she's worth and sell her for what she thinks she's worth.

A modicum of quim.

Quimless and, I hear, deceased.

Quimless

Quimless

Sasha Grey with 15 less IQ points. But hey, Sasha is a genius.

Drunk and naked....works for me.

It always gives me a chuckle when a hot sexy girl thinks she's gotta do some stupid pose which usually entails a tongue sticking out...so she can look sexy. Sweetie, you can't NOT look sexy.

I'm thinking her guy was there with the camera in one hand and his cock in the other. The reason that there are no more pics is because he gave it a go.

I was so distracted by what a hottie this tramp is that I didn't notice the quimlessness of the shoot.

Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!

Past her prime, but still possessing assets....just like me.

Goooaaaaalllll!!!!

That's fairly awesome.

Monkey woman.

Not a big fan of the boots and some quality quim shots would enhance my enjoyment.

Perfect. Just perfect.

Jumping the shark.

Ding, ding, ding....we have a winner.

Lucious.

Tits, ass, and quim are nice. Face is, what? a bit mean looking? I'd like to try to put a smile on her face.

Works for me.

Ick. I'd need much more to drink.

Pretty eyes and everything else.

and a great ass to boot.

A smile would be nice.

... and the boss says, "How the fuck did Joe get pictures of my Thai Ho?"

How bad could her tits have been?

I'll take that over bolt ons anytime.

I like the masseuse better.

No bolt ons.

Kinda goes from pretty to scary and back again.

Mmmm. Nice.

LOL, exactly FG.

Didn't she win the Kentucky Derby a couple years ago?

Next.

Let's set up a charity go provide tripods and a Canon point & shoot for hotties wanting to take self pics.