• Pin topbar

We're cool...we'll do it for her...just the kinda guys we are.

#169 | 30 Jul 2011 06:09 by Machevelli on Daily erotic picdump

The sand, the tan and the stand....we would love to meet the chick standing on her hands....that beautiful puss reaching up to the sky....sweet dreams are made of this, who are we to disagree...we love you Annie!

What the fuck did Blade say?

#168 | 30 Jul 2011 06:05 by Machevelli on Sexy Paige spreading her legs

OK...so you can smile too much....looks like she is wearing a toup in the first couple pics but when she shoved bright blue up her ass, all was forgiven. Not to mention those little flitter lips are borderline perfect. We have dated girls and seen less of their puss than this girl is giving us....right there with you Wolflore...we would spend at least a weekend making sure we never saw that smile while we were wearing it out!!! The Donald would be proud of that comb over though...man that's rough!!!!

#167 | 30 Jul 2011 05:54 by Machevelli on Busty sweetie nude in bedroom

The whole world is getting fatter these days....and put your arms down for fucks sake...surely to christ you looked at these pics before posting them...we're so disgusted that we will have to fuck you only from behind....often....do you have cab fare?

These things happen with self portraits....flash goes off...skin looks washed out, ect. Reality is, it takes some gravitas to put yourself out there this way. She is obviously an amateur and while she doesn't have the 'drop dead' good looks that we all comment upon daily (and do so as though we could have and/or dismiss them at will) we would happily take this girl out and buy her some drinks and treat her the way we want her to be treated.....like a farm animal, mmmmmmmmm....nothing like fucking a china doll face!!!

Now there's a fine Irish lass with a fine Irish ass....which we would give a great pounding on the blarney stone!

Great photo set btw.

She is scary...scary HOT!!

#163 | 29 Jul 2011 05:31 by Machevelli on Sexy busty Domino

Saddle up tramps...we're goin in...

#162 | 29 Jul 2011 05:29 by Machevelli on Cute amateur showing the goods

We love a sporting girl!!

#161 | 28 Jul 2011 05:40 by Machevelli on Random asses

Number 8 is clearly the class of the field.

#160 | 28 Jul 2011 05:37 by Machevelli on Isabella Sky on stairs

Fuckdoll of the first order....we likey.

#159 | 28 Jul 2011 05:34 by Machevelli on Lizzie Ryan big tits outdoors

Body not that perfect...tits are top notch but she has cellulite on the backs of her thighs. This is a girl who just looks like this, she doesn't have to diet or work out to look like this which means she is deceptively out of shape...lacks muscle tone...great tits....

#158 | 28 Jul 2011 05:29 by Machevelli on Sexy latina Jennifer Lopez

Turn her around and bend her over and we predict the answer would be different. Pretty faces are a dime a dozen but asses like that are rare. Vida Guarra maybe. We can see ourselves slammin that ass in a very disrespectful manner!

#157 | 28 Jul 2011 05:24 by Machevelli on Gorgeous babe lays nude in bed

This girl is hot, what a rack....what a snapper (would love to see more of that) the flower petals were a nice touch, the first shot on the fake fur locked us up like cheap computer.....she could have everything!

Very nice....sturdy built, would be able to take a vigorous pounding...or 3.

#155 | 28 Jul 2011 05:14 by Machevelli on Adrienne Manning in glasses

Glasses?? Oh, now we see them....either/or, she is ok by us.

#154 | 26 Jul 2011 06:52 by Machevelli on European party babes

We're out

That would be a great night....physically taxing, but great!

#152 | 26 Jul 2011 06:34 by Machevelli on Cute babe Charlie Riina

More for us....

#151 | 26 Jul 2011 06:29 by Machevelli on Busty babe posing on a pink bed

We would busty the bed with this girls head...drive her right through the headboard.

#150 | 25 Jul 2011 05:12 by Machevelli on Lexi Sweet topless in a truck

What a sweet girl...we would love to give her the farm animal treatment!!

No new stuff for a couple days...maybe Admin has taken a bit of a holiday. We don't mind seein this girl repeatedly though....she is special, hair or no.

Point taken Greendog....we'll give her the sniff test then slam it shut!

My dear...Thou art curvy, round, hard and delightful....but thou hast a 70's muff!!! Can you imagine how fire ass hot this girl would be in American trim?? mmmmmmmmmmmm bald pussy!

Hahahahahahahah....we had to look through this set four times before we found the cat.

#146 | 23 Jul 2011 06:05 by Machevelli on In focus babe - Zoe

These old guys likey too, shes all cute and curvy....great tits, nice full cocksucker lips.....white creamy skin, clean, no stupid tats or piercings...sign us up!!!

#145 | 22 Jul 2011 14:05 by Machevelli on Daily erotic picdump

Several interesting pics.....We probably like #80 the best, just a naked girl smiling...simple.

The fat girl lookin good in the reflection of the glass is cool too.

Another beautiful girl with another stupid photog....this could have been super hot. Not the greatest face but her body is smokin....just wish we got to see some more of it, or any of it for that matter....

and ladies...we don't give one fuck what the photog says...close your mouth....it's not attractive!!

#143 | 22 Jul 2011 13:42 by Machevelli on Taylor Vixen gropes big tits

Sheis fine....there is no doubt of that but the shoot sucks. Put her with the right photog and everything would change. We don't kow when or where it was decided that a girls mouth hangin open is sexy but we beg to differ. Pic 3,4,9 & 14...mouth closed, totally different feel. Licking or sucking a dildo...still stupid. Would love to see this girl with......US!!!!

#142 | 22 Jul 2011 04:47 by Machevelli on Wet petite amateur

Epic nipples....looks slutty, we likey.

WOW!!! Who is this tasty little morsel? We are salivating profusely. She appears to be 100% real. Don't mind the belly decoration, they look good on the right girl and she has the flat sexy belly goin on. More please...some upside down would be nice.

#140 | 21 Jul 2011 21:22 by Machevelli on Mirta plays with a doll

She is hot...but licking a doll is as stupid as sucking a dildo. We saw the dolls puss (or lack of) would've liked to see Mirta/Nella's puss. Great ass though...bring the girl, leave the doll.

Yeah baby!! Something here for everybody....pic #1 looks like you could hang a towel on reds boobs, she does stand out. They are all very doable...one for each of us, nice.

Ya know FG....either they don't ever read these posts or they just don't care. We would mount this honey on a big ol stack of dirty laundry if thats the way it had to be....wow!

We're ok with the messy hair, great tits, world class nipples...how many times do you need to take the same effin picture? Spin her around and bend her over please because you know what would happen next...

We would not be able to see her forehead if things worked out just right.

We must respectfully disagree....crooked bolt on tits and lumpy hips and thighs...dancer, mid to late 30s....better hit it quick.

#134 | 21 Jul 2011 00:21 by Machevelli on Nice babe nude in her bedroom

Another very cute amateur. This girl is hot and looks friendly to boot. She has all the right parts in all the right places, the backside shot is exceptional. Ladies, please exclude your boyfriends from these shoots, kills the fantasy.

#133 | 20 Jul 2011 19:29 by Machevelli on Mariah Spice in pool

Copy that FG....she looks like a nice little chunk, all curvy and smilin but but we can't grade incomplete work, can we? C'mon Mariah....show us your and we'll let you suck ours!

meant to say so us yours

show us yours....fuck it's hot today...brain and muscles not gettin along at the moment.

#132 | 20 Jul 2011 19:24 by Machevelli on Gigi Labonne does art nudes

We fell in love just about #4...what a nice snooch...a meal to be sure. The whole shoot is nicely done. We would have probably put a darker colored sheet on the bed to contrast her fair skin, the pillows are a little too dark. But hey, the parts are beautiful as is the sum of said parts.

SMOKIN!!!! Man this is our perfect world body type...we would change nothing. The first shot is an odd angle but her superb shape is immediatly visable. We're pretty sure she would look better completely nude....hopefully she'll do more sets. BTW....through much research we have determined that a gal with a prodigous beak almost always excels at fellatio....a phenomenon we call 'scuba'

The last shot is now our screensaver...we never tire of this.

One last thing....kudos to the photog, we are impressed that after taking #7, he was able to hold it together for #8.

#130 | 20 Jul 2011 04:56 by Machevelli on Lia in a nurse costume

She definetly looks less than interested and this is a goofy ass shoot with a goofy ass costume. Give us Allison Angel any day.

And get some pro-active for fucks sake if you're gonna do close-ups.

#129 | 19 Jul 2011 22:21 by Machevelli on Redhead babe with curls

After a second look we have questions...it looks like she is posing in some kind of vinyl mosh pit and the decor screams 1970.

#128 | 19 Jul 2011 22:17 by Machevelli on Ann Marie soft naked body

damn FG.....great minds and all....as we were lookin at these pics the prevailing thought was "smokin body but her face is leaving us a little short". Shes not ugly by any stretch but her face is too big for her head we think.

#127 | 19 Jul 2011 22:09 by Machevelli on Evie Dellatossa on stairs

Affirmative FG...we likey too!! For all the aforementioned reasons but also she has some nice full lips (upper).

#126 | 19 Jul 2011 13:14 by Machevelli on Jana Cova naked in bathroom

Now were talkin...there is much to be said for maturity, especially if it looks this good. Nothing like a hot little blonde to make your cares go away. She could cure any and all things wrong in our world.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hot little blonde!!!!

#125 | 19 Jul 2011 13:06 by Machevelli on Busty blonde naked at home

She is well built with a decidedly European look...nice bubble butt and very nice naturals. We could live with that face no prob...

#124 | 19 Jul 2011 13:02 by Machevelli on Redhead babe with curls

She's pretty average and the hairstyle gives us pause. We wouldn't kick her outta bed but we wouldn't buy her a drink either.

#123 | 19 Jul 2011 05:32 by Machevelli on Daily erotic picdump

5 layer pussy.....our favorite!!!

#122 | 19 Jul 2011 03:17 by Machevelli on Lana Lopez ass in panties

This panocha is a classic butterhead...everything looks good but her head and we could get past that pretty easily, great ass, pretty naturals, very nice nipples. All in all, a fun package. We need a translater (sp?) We would love to know what Blade is sayin...

This chick has nothing for us in our perfect world..first two pics she looks like a total bitch. Agree that the body shape is nice but she also looks jaundiced to us and the tatoo...Jesus Mary and Joseph what the fuck is that? And the feet....this tramp would leave footprints in a clean shower. We try to be postive but sometimes it just aint happening...all that is in our perfect world...in the real world, WE WOULD SLAM THAT ASS LIKE AN OUTHOUSE DOOR....which we think maybe you could smell if she were in the room.

1 ... 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13