Well admin...we'd have to say "much ado about nothing". Where's the effing beef?

MMMMMMMMMMM she is a bit lean but we love the jiffy pop nipples. Send her on over, we'll fatten her up.....with some serious pork kabobs!

We usually ignore the detractors but groupper makes some pretty strong statements. Firstly, this is a blog, we review the materials and discuss. That is what a blog is for. There is entertainment value for those of us who choose to participate. Secondly, We are middle-aged but we assure you we am no virgins. These days quality is much more important than quantity. We have fucked dozens of barflys and average girls. We have been with three women who could easily appear on magazine covers, these are rare opportunities and since we are old enough to know the difference between 'worth it' and 'not worth it' we choose not to fuck everything that will hold still. Most are simply not worth it. Thirdly, why are you here commenting on how sad and sexless our existance must surely be. We expect you're the guy at the titty bar sittin in the corner sipping Shirley Temples and not tipping the dancers all the while thinkin how sad and stupi the guys are that are actually having fun.

Please over look the spelling errors, buzzkills like this groupper with nothing better to do than shit on somebody elses good time really piss us off from time to time.

mixed indeed....hilarious!

Decent little fuck monkey, we didn't find the last pic all that flattering but she has nice tits and a fantastic ass. Picture is too grainy to tell if there is fringe so we're going to choose not to see any.

Here here, we seem to be discussing hairy assholes a lot lately. When we saw the first pic, we thought, OK, our favorite kind of tits. Kinda pointy and upturned...we love that, then the second pic came up and all hell broke loose, our instant and natural desire to put more distance between us and that picture has resulted in quite a bit of damage to the control center here at the jackatorium. The desk lamp is history, the printer is on it's side and leaking, there are at least two wheels gone from the our chair, our right foot is stuck in the trash can and the shredder is trying to get at the monitor. WHY? Why would anyone post these pictures? Queasy indeed gml42, we may be permantly damaged.

Man she is tiny and we like that. This not a good ad for apple phones, these pictures are terrible. There is nothing like a spinner, the possibilities they 'open up' are amazing. This one however looks a bit unstable but make no mistake, we would give up much to have our way with this girl. What a cute little puss, too borrow from Enew, we would fuck 23 times then chuck.

You see Hawkmeck, this is the magic and artistry of Zemani. Yes this girl is attractive, and as you know we too enjoy the creamy white skin, but beyond that she is pretty unremarkable. Not particularly toned or sexy. The P&A is nice but the worst we ever had was nice. The 1/4" chicklets and tits to match leave us wanting a bit, which would be fine if her ass was a bit rounder. Just as Torrid can take a hot woman and reduce her to a worn piece of furniture, Zemani can take an average girl and make her look like Snow White.

Well now, that explains why she has her own website. Excuse us while we slip over there and spend a little $$.

None of the above for 200 Alex....her face isn't cover girl....but not a bagger either, and talk about built, no tits, doesn't need 'em. That lower unit is made for pleasure cruisin.

pic 24, great shot and jack me off tits with puffy nipples...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm puffy nipples!

Thanks Judekyle....genius may be a bit strong since we obviously have way too much experience with girls like this one. We've all done it...went to bed with a ten and woke up with....well, something else.

We want to be Zemani....a touch of cellulite in pic 6 as mentioned but we actually started today with the next post, so this girl is near perfect by comparison, besides, she totally rallies in pic 7. Great body top to bottom. Face is average which would be improved as soon as we insert cock.

Ya know....we always support the amateurs, but we're sorry. This is a fail on a epic scale. This chick is unattractive in just about every way possible. She has no tone, her legs will have difficulty supporting her massive bulk in the very near future. Theres a big chunk of something on her teeth in pic 3. The tat is inexplicable. Whoever financed the tits should have spent the money on motorcycle parts.

She is 1st place in the beauty contest at the 'White Trash Expo'. The winner is always a white chick with big ol floppy titties. We would drag this out of a bar at 3am, take her home and inflict all manners of drunken debauchery on her.....after that we would go looking for our self-esteem at the local Starbucks. Ladies, pay attention, If you're gonna shave your snatch (and we thank you) get yourself a mirror, or a series of mirrors if you're a big gal, and notice that there is hair further back than you can see. Even a hairy asshole doesn't want to tongue a hairy asshole, besides, asshole fringe is unsightly and does not promote good personal hygiene. This PSA brought to you by Gilette.

Once again we are not bothered by the shoot...shes too hot...

Definetly two shoots....she must like sittin at the bar naked. Nice puss, we would slam it.

We would love to rack up some frequent flier miles with pic 23.

Her topknot is a little gaunt, but the rest is 1st class. What a set of tits, we would love to play a little slap and tickle with this one. On the menu tonite; stuffed ass of redhead....nice!

More more more...beautiful eyes, it must have been cool in there.

Not perfect by any stretch....but I do believe we are having a positive effect on the quality of Torrids work, we have no complaints with the shoot. We do have a problem with this thai flower not showing up here at the jackatorium though....we have cash honey!

We agree....1st and last are the best. What a panocha, we would love to munch that snooch. Gotta be careful on the diving board, that shit is coarse!

Goofy tits, but it's all good from there down. She is obviously a crazy bitch.....we likey.

With Ass in the 1st pic, we immediately forgave the crazy nails. Nice as and as noted, what a great furless buger. We love petite women and this one is no exception.

Nice ass and as noted....

Pic 20 & 32, Halle Berry, Dita von Teese and Drew Barrymore....impossible to fuck that up....good dump (aren't they all)

Even the no talents at Torrid couldn't make this chick look bad, we are ass and leg men but those tits are perfect and as FG noted, she is very toned, smooth and firm. We could spend all day behind her in pic 13. Man, Zemani would rock this girl!

Oh Ruuuuuby, swallow our cocks on down...

Awesome amateur, great titties and we love the tan lines....looks a bit sassy, probably lots of fun, and look at the elevation she achieves with that nice round ass.

Another 'no tits, doesn't need them'. Baby got back and we want to give it a proper pounding. We would love to see just how far we could shove our tongues into that turd cutter, we're pretty sure it is tastless and oderless.

Cant find our 3D glasses for that last pic....wierd man.

Snafu has her nailed....but that P & A looks very appealing.

She is another great slut!!

Hooray!!!! a buffet!

Artist prefers a pointy tit.....

Man we love women.....specially women gettin kinky on the bobcat.

Very hot, but we don't need a gf that can kick our asses.

A fantastic ass to be sure...how about a look at it....we hate a pricktease.

We love us some amateurs!

Tits are for kids.

Very nice....she could put your eye out on one of those nipples!

We could take 'em!!!

very nice...we would....never mind.

wow!! what a jug fest!

Drop and fuck!! Sometimes there is no alternative.

We fired that bitch....she never cleaned her spooge from the copier.

And we register where?

Mom?? Dad??

A B C is where we like to be!

so where are they?

amy?

life is all about choices....she makes bad ones.

wierd shit man