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#22 | 20 Apr 2011 05:58 by PokerSmoker420 on Amazing Inga on a bed

10/10 right off the bat. She almost has a pre-meth Fergie look about her.

What a treat... truly. I wake up everyday wondering why the fuck I wake up everyday. It is because of the potential prospect of laying into a girl like this that I do. Shit, I'd even write her poetry and love songs all day even is she was abstinent... for four minutes.

It may be raining,
but indoors it's raining cum.
Kleenex running scarce.

SquidProQuo argues a good point- lose the metal, bitch (paraphrase)

I like skinny. But she looks like Auschwitz.

Some good things going on in these pics but I lost interest like how America lost when banks got deregulated. 7.5/10

The pale one on the right is perfect. Great face, miraculous body, and a take-me-home to meet the parents appeal. Omit "parents" and replace with "exact clone of her".

The other, more bronzed broad, has some funky things going on with her body. Faye Reagan-esque tits yet ran into Wayne Szalinski's shrink ray.

Lesbian sex with zero sex appeal, so sad. 6.5/10

I'm still puzzled as to the strong appeal for hot girls to get stupid tattoos. And veyronblack has a capital point... where did the gun go? We will call upon Oliver Stone to make a movie about this...

This girl looks close to my age so naturally I love her. Love her tight ass and cute tits. -1.5 points for dumb tattoos. 9/10

PS- Yes I am aware of my terrible math skills.

#18 | 20 Apr 2011 03:41 by PokerSmoker420 on Violet Erotica sexy attic

Dem titz iz low son! I'm pretty mixed about this girl. She the kind of chick that you would allow to blow you at the club... if she wasn't already blowing the cocaine dealer.
Lips- ridiculous.
Tits- inviting yet once more, low.
Eyes- sharp but have a "Daddy didn't love me adequately quality". 5.5/10

#17 | 20 Apr 2011 03:37 by PokerSmoker420 on Gracie Glam at the beach

The faces she is making in pics #9 and #14 are just not cool. #9 was clearly mean for the digital-holocaust pile but escaped somehow.

Gracie could grace me with her presence anytime. Nice natural titties that were clearly engineered for hours of sucking. She takes good care of that body too. Curvy!! 9/10 Erooups on fire today!!!

So excellent. Sooo beautiful. She should have shared that face a bit more but the dildo shots were mighty strong too. I would eat all kinds of meats out of her ass (steak, pork, and chicken) and I'm a vegetarian. So young and tender.

She also has a Radiohead poster which I highly approve of. Love Love Love!! 10/10

@ Funeral Guy- Your second paragraph gave me more excitement than this girl did.

No one else thinks she is actually a dude wearing some chick's skin? Look at those shoulders!! Stop. Scroll up and look. Tell me there's a god... 5/10

Boing! Tigger is not here. But the tiger blood pumping through my unit is.

Stunning breasts, perfect nipples. Not too dark, not to light, and not too dinner-platey. And yes, I would gladly eat a Fear Factor-esque smorgasbord off of her body. Love the handles, I mean legs. Face is lacking...errr... life. That won't stop me from setting off my own Tsar Bomba inside her. 9.5/10

Thank you Erooups.

Her tits and ass softly utter the words "Approach me" and her attitude and face finish by violently screaming "with a baseball bat".

The pic of her wearing her boyfriend's (or father's) MonsterEnergy baseball cap sets the line... and the face she is making makes me want to do lines, of anthrax. She looks more tired than Rip Van Winkle on 230mgs of methadone. No thanks Earth. 4/10

And her tattoo reads " I need to lay off the gyros". She's kind of a thick slice of meat for my tastes but I would gladly cover her in A1 Steaksauce or acceptable knock-off-brand equivalent.

I really do miss the sexy blonde genre. Her face is exceptional. I want to cover it in man-custard. FG nailed the stretchmark aspect so I digress. 8.5/10

#11 | 16 Apr 2011 22:45 by PokerSmoker420 on Vanessa James nude

Someone get the boltgun. Mooooo! 2/10

Ok. Some people are put on this earth to figure out the never-ending intricacies of this universe, some are here to just mix cement. She is here for another purpose. Unquestionably a sex morsel.
Best tits I've seen in a hot week. Ass is round enough to serve as a model for the Earth.
Pic #2 gives her face the appeal of MMA fighter Wanderlei Silva. Look at that bottom lip!! I reiterate my initial point, sex morsel. 9/10

#9 | 16 Apr 2011 22:38 by PokerSmoker420 on Gia Gold the athlete

She has an Amy Poehler-esque appeal with the downtrodden appearance of a tired meth head. I get a sneaking suspicion that she could provide some excellent pole-yogurt draining services but seriously, that vag looks like World War 4. I love petite women so that bumps her points up to a 7.5/10.

#8 | 16 Apr 2011 22:31 by PokerSmoker420 on Busty wet blonde

Fun-loving, sexy girl with a sense of humor.
Some of the faces she makes makes me wanna upchuck some ground chuck.
Very nice titties and nice snatch. Good for a quick, drunken encounter. 6.5/10

#7 | 16 Apr 2011 22:26 by PokerSmoker420 on Hayley-Marie Coppin in bed

Mature and tight, just like how I like my oranges. I agree with FG about the biting the sheets pics. Wowzers. Nice figure all around, great ass. I want to get a carbonite version of that ass and dethaw it only on rainy nights. 8/10

#6 | 16 Apr 2011 22:22 by PokerSmoker420 on Small sesion with ex wife

Now this is what I'm talking about. Love the skin tone, smile, and those all natur-al titties. I would cover her in my sticky love ointment any day. 10/10

This is something that I would have beaten off to for years on end as a young lad. Nowadays she looks dis-genuine as if she is waiting to steal your wallet as soon as you fall asleep.
Those tangerine titties are giving keeping my pole at half-mast. And that tan! Looks like the manager of the salon set the booth to "top brown" and then went for a long bike ride.
6/10 I'd stick it in for a good minute or two.

Smokin!! And I'm not referring to the tobacco-use only pipe next to me. Gorgeous face ample enough to smoke my pole.
I like the little titties, very cute. It's always a good idea to travel light.
It appears as if she has just swallowed a large moth in #9. Not a huge fan of the body shape from behind. That being said I would love to make her my first ever wife, I'd even accept that moth too.

#3 | 16 Apr 2011 22:05 by PokerSmoker420 on Celeste Star the bad girl

At first glance I'm wondering how many severed penises she is hiding in that cabinet/dresser. Love the little sparkle in her eyes. You can just get the sense that she was raised right. At least right enough for me to plow. 9/10.

#2 | 16 Apr 2011 21:56 by PokerSmoker420 on Busty Shay Laren topless

Terrific face. Sultry lips that make the metaphorical ice cube in me wanna turn to a gaseous state. Dem tits could definitely crush beer cans easily.

Ass- 10 Tits-11 Vag-10 Hands- huge and inviting

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