The last shot is a scene from John Carpenter's hit movie "The Thing". 5/10

Ahhh, some pics are great, some pics are shit. She needs to consume enough food to give her the necessary carbohydrate energy to fire her shitty director. 8/10

Agree. 9/10

Dear Pic #9,
Tell Expos '82 guy to GET TEH FUCK OUTTA THE PICTURE!
Sincerely,
Porn Enthusiast

PS- 3/10

Absolutely gorgeous. I would love to gorge on her vag as well. Nice body. Cute face. Nice lil titties. We have a winner! 9.5/10

Kinda cute. Something about her screams "MAN!". Yet I'd still fuck her. That body is short and curvy. Yum. 8/10

I trolololololo'd the entire time. Her eyes look crooked.

TrickyXY wins best comment award. 4/10

I'm currently drunk. I'd fuck her, with minimal shame. 7/10

She's pretty hot. No complaints. I like her box. 9/10

I like skinny. But this is beyond skinny. This is Dachau!!!

Give this woman some food or some heroin for those veins. 5/10

Butterfaces: God's cruel joke. 7/10

She resembles Mila Kunis's unknown retarded twin sister. Hot body. Nice snooter. The photoshoot was designed to show off this photogs overpriced camera and photoshop skills. 6.5/10

Damn, multiple photoshoots! This girl likes it in the butt. Seeeeccccrrreeetttzzzzz. 9/10

Dumb tattoo, dumb face piercing, dumb duckface. She's kinda of hot but I feel Satan's flames at my feet with every passing word I type. I'd like to rapture on her face. 7/10

Mmmmmm... she look REAL healthy. I like a woman who takes care of herself. Shows character. 10/10

Items to bring to her place: KY jelly (flavored), condoms (just for show), machete and/or chainsaw. Sexy. Hot. Yea! 9.5/10

Happy 1000th FG. In your honor I will continue to eat this bowl of cherries and comment on porn.

Something about her face says meh. Her hair needs to be messed up! She's a dirty girl, needs to clean up after swallowing 13 different loads the night before. I like her body and snatch-oli. I'd def fornicate with this woman 9/10

My bat-shit crazy sensor is peaking on overload. Writing names on those milk-jugs?! Ya crazy bitch! Can't argue with the nice face n tits clause. I'd probably bar-fuck her and that's all folks. 6.5/10

She'd go great in a doggie-style position. Look at that waist! Once she bends over that ass with snap, crackle, and pop. (Well hopefully only pop)

Her hawk-nose is a bit unpleasant but that wouldn't be a problem if I was inside of her. 9/10

Her favorite game is Splinter Cell.

I like everything about her. Her face is attractive, great sized tits, proportional nipple to areola ratio. They could have done more with the direction of the photoshoot, n00bs. Her vag is kind of "tucked" away to the extreme. I'd play with her tits for about 7 minutes before anything else. 8.5/10

Someone tell Ms. O'Leary that her cow is at it again. Moo! Someone put a bolt through her skull, she's ready. I would love to tip over her in a field. Anything that comes out of her must first be pasteurized. Is she Vitamin D fortified? Moo! 1/10

HOT HOT HOT! She's has a look of Sasha Grey with less cock-experience and and more class. Everything about her is perfect. 10/10

She's pretty fuckable until pic #5. I could confuse her with a swollen, muscular man (pic #5). Regardless, my swollen man member would love to inhabit that cave of a vag. 8.5/10

Perfect! This is my flavor of woman! Every pic is spank-worthy... until the last pic... the sky turns dark, birds stop chirping, a subtle sound of the words "fatality" reverberate... and finally someone comes out and asks " What's up with that unflattering pic"? That event has no effect on my final rating of 10/10.

Potential Kasia contender?

She's cute. I wouldn't call her sexy. The nature of this photoshoot has a fun quality but she is doing nothing for my zinger. 8/10

She looks like Auschwitz. No thanks. 2/10

LOL @ her face in pic #2 and #4. 5/10

Funeral Guy for President 2012.

Those nipples look like the Milky Way and that is no reference to the candy. BITCH, stop trying to lick your own tits! That is unless you are Linda Cardellini from Grandma's Boy. 3/10

Pic #5- The entire back row is unwrapped mummies, put them in a trash can.

Blonde, thick glasses, giant tits... yeah you know, no pic number required- hot.

Perfect!!! Love her. I want to marry her. Look at those eyes!! Fahhk! I would write her a few love songs as long as she keeps blowing me and looking up with those huge, sexy eyes. Love the tight, titties too. Has anyone else ever read the book The Collector? 10/10

She has a goooood plastic surgeon. Wait a minute... what is this goop on my keyboard?!... jizz, nope. Collagen!!!

Aside from being plastic, she's pretty damn hot all around. I'm sure her car is nicer than mine too. 8/10

TrickyKidXY gets porn equivalent of an Oscar for solid commentary. I'm feeling a dogging theme developing.

She got them orangutan titties... gotta put her in a headlock and lick 'em. I agree with the general consensus that her face is fuckin' gorgeous and her snooter is a class act. That odd-shaped gut makes me wanna flick it to ensure that it is indeed not a tumor. Top of the muffin to ya! 6.5/10

This boat seems very small. They should have called T-Pain for a larger boat (motherfucka). And what's up with the picture quality?! I think they stole my FujiFilm Finepix A330. Nice thin, body although she may be hungry. Her facial expressions are to my dick as garlic is to vampires. 5.5/10

Everything is in it's right place. Excellent body. Nice sucking tits. Genuine "I-want-to-be-here" face. I think Monsanto might want to patent that GMO'd humungo beef. 9/10

I hope the tenants of the household (parents) don't catch wind of this dirty photoshoot. She has them flapjack titties and an old tired-looking face. But there's something about that ass n snatch that says "Breed with me" followed by me thinking quietly to myself "and get far far away from here". At least her attic-room is kind of clean. 7/10

Lol Tricky... Yeah Erooups?! MORE LIKE EROODOWNS!!

This girl is definitely smuggled a heroin sack in her anus and some just leaked into her bloodstream. Her body is pretty hot. I'd fuck it without a hefty pair of beer goggles. Her face looks tired, again the heroin anus sack. 8/10

The mention of Marie McCray doesn't deserve to be near this woman. Marie is a super goddess from Plant Perfection. (Located in another galaxy)

Kinga is the Queena of plain facial expressions. This girl is pretty sexy but her lack of enthusiasm equals a lack of quality boner inducing magic. A little thick but I'd bend her over for a quick one in the alley behind a trashy bar. 7/10

She is absolutely stunning. Speaking of deposits I want to deposit my man-serum into her egg bank. Then disappear like a ninja.

Perfect body, cute face. Great tits. But what's with the elctrical/phone box in pic #1 and #2? She must be poor. She must be a product of the Reagan-era. 9.5/10

Thank you greendog. This woman already owns four Canadian dams. Her fat gerbil face makes me wanna never own a rodent. Some pics she redeems herself.

Her body is smoking hot, wanna see more of it. Like her vag. I need to assess if I'll be chewing bubble gum or digging for pink. 7/10

Nice athletic body on this one but the force is weak in her face says I. Much improvement she will not have in the years to come. Prophecy I have foretold, mmmmmm. 6.5/10

Dear Friends of Erooups,
Please help TrickyKidXY win a $2 bet. He wagers that Marie does interracial... Since I am her number one fan in the universe of spank, I know for a fact she doesn't do interracial. If anyone can drop a link of a legit Marie McCray interracial I will bite my tongue and accept the taste of bitter defeat. (and probably spank it to that vid shortly thereafter) Marie is my girl and doesn't do the brown down under. Love you Marie, you always an ez 11/10.
Sincerely, PokerSmoker420
PS- the vid circulating the interwebs of "Marie McCray" and Shorty Mac is mislabeled and the girl is actually Beaue Marie.

White. Look at the un-tanned area in the folds under her butt. Speaking of butt I would ruin that thing like a drunk at a family Christmas party.

Perfect vagina. No complaints. Chimp face or not, I think she's extraordinarily fuckable. 9/10

This woman has too much experience in fucking... I can smell it from here.

Nice pro shots, but I'm more into the sincere "trying to make it" amateur look. 8/10

With every passing photo her face gets uglier... I think the photog was singing some Skrewdriver during the shoot.

SNAFU has a winning point.

9/10

Perfect! Small and bounceable, my kind of shit right here. Love the small tits. Love the tiny body!

I want one. 10/10 easily.

I'm 98% certain #31 is Evangeline Lilly from LOST. Anybody else waste 6 years of their life? Didn't think so.

Quality dump. Sit back and let auto-scroll do it's magic.

"This looks like a kidnapping video." win.

Why so serious? You wanna know how I got these burns?

Maybe she knew her ex-boyfriend would eventually exploit her trust and release her naked body all over the interwebs. Her lack of enthusiasm reeks of Oxycontin and booze. 5.5/10 +5.5 for PERFECT vag

That poor girl is gonna have some back problems when she matures.

Kasia > Lilly. Fact. I know they had much better cameras in '04-'05. Blurry. Sad. 6.5/10

Perfect body. Her genetic code took the lower half of her body well into account. Love those nice dark pink nipples and areolas. (Really erooups does recognize "areolas"?!)

That face is a bit wonky. She looks like she'd be nice to talk to, but that's not what I'm here for.
8/10

Duckface overload. Critical mass!! I would discharge an overload of viscous man-sauce on any part of her body, preferably on that tamed vag.

Master Yoda once said "Control, you must have control", her vagina was listening well. Nice round ass too. Woohoo!! 9.5/10