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#72 | 11 May 2011 05:39 by PokerSmoker420 on Busty girl showing godies

Typically, I don't get into a chick like this. Something about her incredibly sexy face does nice things for my crotch-area. Those eyes are too excellent. A bit chubby and as our sexpert panelists have projected already, yes, she will become Jabba the Fat quite soon.

That anus shot in #4 looks medium-rare bordering on E. Coli poisoning potential. I do all my ass-to-mouth in the dark... always. 8.5/10

Her chin dimple could reduce the need for golf tees.

Her smile looks as awkward as a human torso rolling down a flight of stairs.

I'd still fuck this lovely popsicle without a shadow of a pout. 8/10

lol Crimineel. Someone should really superimpose her face on that bulldog's body.

I love her tits. I would suck those until I die. I would sacrifice goats to those tits and I'm not even religious. I would go to war for those tit's freedom. If I had to chose between her tits and a billion dollars, I'd take the billion dollars and clone those 4 of those tits. 9/10

#69 | 10 May 2011 07:48 by PokerSmoker420 on Matylda with huge tits

Funeral Guy for President 2012.

Anybody up for some guacamole? Her body is like a reverse planetarium. I would not buy the ticket nor take the ride. 4/10 +2 for cute face

#68 | 10 May 2011 07:42 by PokerSmoker420 on Kamilla takes bath nude

I like her. I'd pay for her dinner and even dessert... although she may make a quick stop to the restroom to puke it back up.

Perfect body. Love the small tits. Petite is neat. Nice little vag with no deathly meat-curtains. Although I kind of want to flick that forehead vein in #2 and #3. 10/10

#67 | 7 May 2011 18:21 by PokerSmoker420 on Daily erotic picdump

Soooo hot, want to touch the hiney, AROOOOO!!

#66 | 7 May 2011 07:20 by PokerSmoker420 on Teen Kasia lovely ass

Kasia Fanclub Member #241 reporting. God I love this tender piece of meat. I don't mind the high heels, she'd probably need them when I fuse my meat puppet with her fleshy love sock.

I love this woman and would swear my undying allegiance to her. This gallery lacks compared to the former one. Plus they need to post more photos of that scrumptious snatch. 10/10

What a mess. She can't even put her toilet paper away in the drawer.

This is the kind of girl I'd fuck while she was busy crying and telling me about her rough childhood. 7.5/10

#64 | 7 May 2011 01:49 by PokerSmoker420 on Teen Kasia quite a show

I'm not sure why but I think her face is perfect. Some suggested that she may be rolling on them opiates, that's fine with me. She can stay at my place while she sweats out her drug addiction by riding my dick like a rollercoaster. 10/10

Older, hotter than most girls I see on a day to day basis. Every time I see that nice vag I shutter thinking of the pain she had to endure of that cunt-metal insertion. 9/10

1st pic = Registered Sex Offender Profile Pic

Not diggin the uni-tit in #3.

Not my style of woman. I'd still bag it like groceries though. 4.5/10

@ crimineel Good call man.

I know a guy that looks like her.

The whole package here is average. 6/10

I'm on the same page with FG about the Photoshop much idea.

That being said- perfect firm ass, nice little suckin' titties (i like that), great body shape, cute face. I would hire her to be my personal bag-emptier any day. 10/10

lol @ TrickyKid

She could open an Arby's and an eternal food bank for Niger.

Still pretty hot for a older madame. 8/10

Before she subjects our eyes to her most intimate fears of the camera she needs to get a mirror and practice. She needs to get her mouth surgically shut, damn those excellent pearly whites being misused.

If she were a Mortal Kombat character she would be Baraka with tits. 4/10

*Places ball on first tee, grabs Driver club, checks wind conditions, lines up shot, deep breathe, hold it in, cocks back club, and yells "FORE(head)". Yes Forehead. I want to start a utopian nation on this girls bone-helmet. 5/10

My sister used to own one of these when she was young. 9/10

#55 | 7 May 2011 01:13 by PokerSmoker420 on Sexy Venera posing naked

Anyone up for a quick game of tetherball? 6/10

#54 | 7 May 2011 01:11 by PokerSmoker420 on Gorgeous Cristina in bed

She's like a hotter version of Kirsten Dunst. That vag looks like it took a 2 year tour in Afghanistan though. 8.5/10

Attractive face. Thunder tits. Sexellent ass. Although that haircut would make Maria Shriver look good. 9.5/10

#52 | 2 May 2011 04:17 by PokerSmoker420 on Karla Spice pool party

The Girl with large tits > The girl with small tits. I really want to be a part of this fake lesbian scene. The pool, water, and palms really add to the ambiance of this whole thing. If this were Facebook I would "like" this. But this is not Facebook so I LOVE this!! 10/10

BJ lips+ Giant Tits + nice frame+ Large, sexy eyes - stupid fuckin butterfly tats = 8/10

#8 = no "members"

Horseface, god-awful looking tits. Although that vag is rather choice. 5/10

#49 | 2 May 2011 04:03 by PokerSmoker420 on Caty Cole in lingerie

Typically I'm not into this kind of chick but she is getting my motor running. Those curves are just too sexy. Her face is pretty too. 10/10

FG hit it right on the head with the Snookie look alike comment. Good call.

I don't even think Snookie is hot. I mean $32K to speak at Rutgers?! Nice job America, you look even more stupid. She only got famous b/c some drunk asshole punched her in the face. *facepalm*

#48 | 29 Apr 2011 05:54 by PokerSmoker420 on Kimmy showing goodies

She's hot as fuck. Great vagina, cute face, and large tits to pass out on after I blow my load. 10/10

#47 | 29 Apr 2011 05:51 by PokerSmoker420 on College party girls

Laundry quarters sums it up. 9/10

#46 | 29 Apr 2011 05:48 by PokerSmoker420 on Calis POV marine

Her rank is similar to what she is show us: private. Her ASSets are rather delectable. I'd take her out to a nicer restaurant like Arby's.

I'd fuck her in a dimly lit room or alleyway. 7/10

Two words: Powerade Option. 9.5/10

#43 | 29 Apr 2011 05:41 by PokerSmoker420 on Lizzie in hot stockings

I've have been praying for a quality vag and the internet deities have answered my pleas. Best vagina I've seen in years. This is the kind of girl I would eat food out of.

Butt-chin point deduction. 9/10

I highly doubt she can do Dragonforce on expert. 8/10

Dental plan. This chick needs braces. Dental plan. This chick needs braces...

Why is she on the fucking phone?! I doubt that phone call from her meth dealer was too important to interrupt the photo shoot. I could eat 3 dinners of those large areolas. 4/10

#40 | 27 Apr 2011 23:24 by PokerSmoker420 on Sensual Hayley Marie nude

Tricky Kid has an excellent point on that face.

I'd still enjoyed her pillow titties and firm, little ass. 8/10

The scenery is fitting to her Jungle-appearance. She feel down one of those trees in the background which was coincidentally the ugly tree. Those tats are so dumb!! A starfish by the fishing hole?! Poor choice young lady.

That ass is phenomenal. Round, tan, and engineered for enveloping dick. 5/10

Perfect!! I can't think of anything negative to say except I want more pics, wtf!!

I want to twitter her twatter. 10/10

Erooups on fiiire!

#37 | 27 Apr 2011 23:11 by PokerSmoker420 on Amateur Teen Kasia strip

Pic #4 should have been burned.

Other than that this girl is hot-as-phuck. I would do terrible things to her small, fragile, Barbie-doll miniature fuck body. Great face!! Great Ass!! Short, I like that. 10/10 easily

I'd like to add the last picture has some nice art direction.

#36 | 27 Apr 2011 23:07 by PokerSmoker420 on Nadia Marcella in bikini

Something is strange about her face... Aside from that bottom lip having Bernard Hopkins appeal her face seems square and man-ish. And that jaw is a sharp as Calista Flockhart's elbow.

That being said I would probably still show her my pickle, cover her in mayonnaise and relish every moment of it. 7.5/10

#35 | 27 Apr 2011 23:02 by PokerSmoker420 on Busty Layla Rose nude

There are some HOTTIES on here today!! But why they holding off on the vag factor?! As if I really give a fuck how expensive her partially see-through panties are.

Nonetheless she has got Adonis DNA and my dick is pumping with Tiger's blood. 9.5/10

This girl's face is absolutely gorgeous. Look at her little button nose, it's like a landing strip for my semen.

I'm making a proclamation that those tits need to be emancipated for the world to see. 9/10 -1 point for tease factor

It's hard to type and touch your own dick at the same time.

Gimme a "D"! Gimme a "U"! Gimme a "M"! Gimme a "P"! Gimme a "S"! Gimme a "T"! Gimme an "E"! Gimme a "R"! That spells where I'd would like to plop my piece into. 9.5/10

"how many kids can you fit in a trailer?" love it.

She looks like fun to drink some tequila off of but that's it. I am baffled why women are drawing on themselves. Too much fluoride in her water or more likely she subsists off of toothpaste.

Nice face. Decent cooter. Those lines on her ass in #2 are comical at best. 4.5/10

Cuuuuute. Love her. Want to procreate with. I don't mind her hairy pussy. It's what a few centimeters under that mound is what counts. I almost feel guilty spanking it to her out of fear of eternal damnation.

Nice photography and set. Artfully executed with a PERFECT woman. 10/10

Duckface = suckface. This woman has a fuckface. I would not want to be in her space. 5.5/10

#29 | 22 Apr 2011 06:04 by PokerSmoker420 on Sexy and wet Shay Loren

Love her!! She has the sex appeal of Jennifer Love Hugetits. I want prenup.

I don't know what God (or secular equivalent) was thinking putting those cannons on that frame. I almost feel bad for her back. 9.5/10

#28 | 22 Apr 2011 05:59 by PokerSmoker420 on Fun on the bed

She has the face of a feline and the body of a fox. Damn shame.

I'd still bag it like groceries. 7/10

#27 | 22 Apr 2011 05:57 by PokerSmoker420 on Big amateurs tits

I'm more of an ass man. If they drew some nipples on an exceptional ass that would have done more for me.

Exceptions to the above comment- #1 #6 #8. And Sparks malt beverage is weak and has no caffeine. Go find some OS Four Loko for real party action.

lol @ inufan82. I agree about dem feet. They are defeated, as is my wood.

I give her credit for nice tits and perfect vagina.

That haircut is giving me flashbacks of a time period in which I was not alive yet. 7/10

#25 | 21 Apr 2011 04:38 by PokerSmoker420 on Young amateur with hot look

Scars don't bother me whatsoever. Clearly she is conflicted... conflicted over if she wants chocolate or fruit toppings. She has a cute face unquestionably. Scars actually build character and an excellent fantasy story. ie- "Save me from my cruel master who feeds me with rice cakes and whips my tender, soft, nearly-edible, supple body everyday".

Sorry Mario, but this princess is currently in my castle. 10/10

Note: Castle= dark room of my house.

And finished... Half hour, not bad.

Thanks for the link Funeral Guy. It was a good read. I have a lady friend who is older and still cuts herself.

I must give the photog some credit here for matching the steel background with her eyes. Nice effect photog, get yourself a cookie. But not this cookie because this is MY cookie.

She has some very interesting...um... proportions... ie- looong legs, child-bearing hips to the extreme. Hot n saucy. She would go nice with a gray Snuggie, my piece, and a bowl of chocolate strawberries. 8/10

#23 | 21 Apr 2011 04:26 by PokerSmoker420 on Seductive Lilly Lux

Natural. Short. Great skin. I'd take her home in a hot minute.

My advice, don't fill those titties with any synthetics. Nature did her well as would I. 8.5/10

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