Nice little cootch.....fuckin great tits!!!

what the heck is up with all the scars on her leg?...see second last pic and the one before that.........
I think she digs Wayne Gretzky......
I'll pass......she looks about 12.......

I'd suck that clitty till her head caved in......my goodness.......awesome naturals.....

Perfection......sweet sweet perfection. Nuff said.

I'll bet she's a wild fuck........I'm just seeing something in her eyes......very nicely put together.....hopefully she has teeth and it's a go!!!!!

ummmmmmm.....nope.

ummmmmmm.....nope.

Like the lingerie though.......

I wish my lawn was EMO.....then it would cut itself......and as for the chick......ummmmm....nope.

call that snatch "Timex"....cuz it is about to take a licking.......

Shay......not the most perfect body ever.....and as FG said, she has mismatched boobs....but there is just something about her that makes me wanna fuck her all weekend in one night.....she exudes a "cum fuck me" sexiness.......

pic #7 is ultra sexy........hot hot hot.....

YUMMY!!!....YUMMY!!

Funeral Guy has said all that needs to be said. Concise. Eloquent. I concur, Sir.


(Now for Anonymous) -
Funeral Guy has said all that needs to be said. To the point. With style. I agree, Sir.

@FG
I was figuring so.....but just in case.

What in the seventh circle of hell are you fuckin' talking about?

If that's all you have for excitement......man, pack up and rent a U-Haul.....MOVE!!!!

Are you fuckin' kidding me........maybe I am being a little harsh here........let's see if I can take a minute and be more objective.

Okay, I am back..........been a couple of minutes.......took some time to think about it.....so, I will do my best to explain my disappointment at starting the day with a lame post like this......here goes.......
ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME

ummmmmm......no.

Love the tits....nice, natural.....love the eyes.....very sexy. Agree with FG....need to see the pussy.....but overall, she's very beautiful!! I likes her!! ( the saying I will use as "my cup of tea" is taken.....)

she's a cutie patootie......pic 7 is my fave.....who wouldn't want a little minx like this as their future wife......she looks like fun.....and she keeps a neat place.....I saw the floor. Ohhh to be heading to bed every night with this little gal.....

not the type I usually like.....but I am drawn in by her eyes......very alluring......I'd do her....in a New York minute...nice body.....but would have been closer to perfection if she had not gotten her titty transplant....these ones are not doing anything for me....

Now....there's a doc who knows what he's doin.....second last pic you can see the scar under her boob......nicely done.....almost pass as naturals....I likes 'em!!! Nice body......

Look, let's face it......as porn sites go, well, this one is not prime material. THE ONLY reason I come on here ( since the sale of the site ) is to read what Funeral Guy says. His insights are filled with direct criticisms, yet for the most part, they are what we all are thinking. His humor is unmatched here on this site. I come here for that......my daily "laugh out loud".....and I have to admit I have laughed out loud on many occasions at the comments Funeral Guy has made. I always look forward to his insights.....I find Funeral Guy has his "ear to the ground".....he feels "the pulse of the nation" when it comes to some light-hearted fun on this site. And that's all it is.....FUN.
Lighten the fuck up people.
It's just a porn pic blog ( most times you would be hard pressed to call this site "porn")
Funeral Guy.....just keep doing what it is you do......for the numbers of people who "get it" and are friends and fans far outweighs those sorry assholes who seem to be too uptight to know what FUN is!!!

I AM A FUNERAL GUY FAN!!!!

Look, let's face it......as porn sites go, well, this one is not prime material. THE ONLY reason I come on here ( since the sale of the site ) is to read what Funeral Guy says. His insights are filled with direct criticisms, yet for the most part, they are what we all are thinking. His humor is unmatched here on this site. I come here for that......my daily "laugh out loud".....and I have to admit I have laughed out loud on many occasions at the comments Funeral Guy has made. I always look forward to his insights.....I find Funeral Guy has his "ear to the ground".....he feels "the pulse of the nation" when it comes to some light-hearted fun on this site. And that's all it is.....FUN.
Lighten the fuck up people.
It's just a porn pic blog ( most times you would be hard pressed to call this site "porn")
Funeral Guy.....just keep doing what it is you do......for the numbers of people who "get it" and are friends and fans far outweighs those sorry assholes who seem to be too uptight to know what FUN is!!!

I AM A FUNERAL GUY FAN!!!!

Look, let's face it......as porn sites go, well, this one is not prime material. THE ONLY reason I come on here ( since the sale of the site ) is to read what Funeral Guy says. His insights are filled with direct criticisms, yet for the most part, they are what we all are thinking. His humor is unmatched here on this site. I come here for that......my daily "laugh out loud".....and I have to admit I have laughed out loud on many occasions at the comments Funeral Guy has made. I always look forward to his insights.....I find Funeral Guy has his "ear to the ground".....he feels "the pulse of the nation" when it comes to some light-hearted fun on this site. And that's all it is.....FUN.
Lighten the fuck up people.
It's just a porn pic blog ( most times you would be hard pressed to call this site "porn")
Funeral Guy.....just keep doing what it is you do......for the numbers of people who "get it" and are friends and fans far outweighs those sorry assholes who seem to be too uptight to know what FUN is!!!

I AM A FUNERAL GUY FAN!!!!

college?......maybe years ago.....look at the last pic boys......what in the seven circles of hell is going on with those titties....seriously.....it's like two tits and two nipples from two different gals......my god, she's Frankenslut....hmmmmm, I wonder where she got that pussy......oh well, I'd still do her.....but I hope she doesn't catch me staring at her tits trying to figure them out.....

love the big meaty lips on her pussy...nice fuckable balloon knot...needs bigger tits.....but all in all...my cup of coffee ( I hate tea)......

balloon knots.......lovely balloon knots....and nice pussies too!

Clean up your holes......nope....not for me....I like me some tits.....not wee titties....

Funeral Guy....you Canadian?

I'd still spend a weekend with her one night.............

nope.....NOPE.....

I'd fuck her......no hesitation....

yaaaaawn! Is it over yet.......I agree with Funeral Guy......NEXT!!

That last pic makes her look like she has some serious junk in the trunk....

has anyone seen my beer?....can't remember where I left it........

Jesus Christ!!! Her pooper is about as big as her vajeen......she's had a few bottles up there too!!

Perfection personified......nothing else need be said....

Roger that Funeral Guy......first three pics are awesome......but no pussy....disappointing!!

'd fuck her, for sure.......but not my cup of coffee ( fuck, I hate tea )....thinking I'm the second turd in the punch bowl......move over Funeral Guy......

Love pics 4 & 8........they have photoshopped her skin tone......no-one is that "smooth and flawless"......she looks like a mannequin for fuck sakes.........er......I mean a mannequin I would certainly screw the crap out of........for sure!!

WTF????.......I think this skank has been around the block a few times......what's with the stab scars and bullet scars all over her chest.....and there is a scar around her neck as well (pics 1, 3, 5)......this chick needs to learn how to listen to her pimp more often.....I wouldn't touch this girl ever..........who knows what evil and nasty things are crawling within this street urchin's smelly pecker snot depository.....

Pass........for many more reasons than Funeral Guy mentioned........

nice meaty pussy.....I like that!!!!!.....nice fuckable ass as well......but her face and hair are beyond repair.......I guess once the lights are off all that matters is who washed......and if the lights are on, well it's not the face you fuck, but the fuck you face.......and I sure would love to have her holes filled with my pecker snot......

fuck that is one big beautiful clam.....

looks like an overstuffed McRib

nope.....that Cheshire cat grin freaks me out......no thank you........NEXT!!!!!!

Still, all that being said.......she has a nice pussy and squatter......at least she is not in flip flops and posing in a run-down gas chamber in Auschwitz......as we have seen in this past week.....I'd fuck her.......and again, and again.

RE: Funeral Guy

It's awesome to have both worlds......the perfect one and the real one.......let's us enjoy even more women!!!

I am not usually one for the "plastic" woman.....but for some reason Bianca Beauchamp just "does it" for me.....definitely the queen of latex.......she is not as big as she appears in pics....she is only 5'2"....115 lbs.....she's a 32FF.....she's a tiny gal. She dismisses criticism about the implants, deeming it hypocritical to applaud people for improving their intellects while condemning them for improving their bodies. She was a teacher here in Canada ( Montreal) and was fired for supplementing her income by doing lingerie photo-shoots ( non-sexual ). She is fucking gorgeous and have had many "sessions" with her pics in front of me......

holy fuck....someone feed her a sandwich and a milkshake......get some meat on the bones.......i like a slender chick too, but she's close to anorexic......oh well, cheap date when you take her out to dinner....

Hey Ump........you apparently do not know sarcasm when you hear it.....the Funeral Guy was agreeing with us.....in a satirical manner.....he said all I said......

Just waiting to hear the Funeral Guy.....he will say all I want to in a much more delicate way.......she's a skank....the tattoos look stupid.....plastic tits.......and for God's sake, bleach that balloon knot.........I couldn't wait....had to let it out.....the floor's all yours FG....

Hawkmech.....what kind of crackers?
I agree with Funeral Guy on both his posts.....

she's very sexy.......nice snatch and squatter....yummy yummy!!!!

I agree Hawkmech......she looks fun...like she would enjoy a good romp between the linens........there is a lot to be said about a woman who feels that way.....