I'd like to put her between a rock and a hard place. (My lap.)

Gene Simmons had a female love child.

She's hot enough that I'll forgive the robo tits.

She seems so excited to be posing for her boyfriend. Looks to me like he didn't get the job done.

Typically her place is an ungodly mess. I will assume there is a good reason she doesn't want to show her face.

Totally forgettable except for the freak with the baloney nipples.

Put me down on the side that thinks she's chunky and unattractive.

Fake lesbo photoshoots are always stupid and boring.

I almost fell into her hole on the close-up. Nice body but kind of a man face.

Judekyle:

Since I've been sick I've watched every episode of Hoarders. Compared to that everything looks clean to me. I'll get fully back in the game one of these days.

Good one. Lots of poony shots.

Hard to tell about the face what with the lousy photographs, but damn, what a body!

There's a snooch you can get your mouth around.

I like a big meaty pussy too, but this will do. Big naturals are nice.

The duckface has got to go, but the body is smokin'.

It's Christmas in March. I like the natural tits. A solid 8.

That is a face and body that just screams "Fuck me".

Hot brunette with a nice meaty vajeen. Me likey.

It's fitting she has a steer on her shirt since she's a real cow.

I must disagree with my good friend judekyle. This one is a real cutie. I just wish she showed a little more.

Damn good amateur. You'll get no complaints from me.

Pic #5 is a racist classic! Anybody else notice that there was quite a few borderline jailbait in this dump?

I love the sleazy, drunken slattern look. And the natural tits have just enough sag to be a real turn on to me. She needed more imaginative poses and some pussy shots though.

Good Euro babe. Somewhat resembles a young Uma Thurman. The armpit hair? I can take it or leave it. I'm not fucking her armpit.

I like 'em petite. Nice titties and slit. I'll take it.

Hey Addison. Why the long face? Seriously, she looks like a reject from The Real Housewives of New Jersey who applies her makeup with a paint gun and a spackle knife. Along with the fact that it looks like a kid or two has sucked half the life out of those fun bags. Sorry. Not hot. Not hot at all.

Cheap pleather pants and an off the tattoo parlor wall rose tat. I'll take the ol' passola on this mediocre slut.

Wet and pink and the room is fairly clean. What more could you want?

Great toned body and very flexible. The possibilities are endless.

Girl next door. Extremely fuckable.

It's the second ironing board of the day. Is it me or does she not have hair around the nipples in pic #2? Not a big fan of the chola eyebrows, but she does have a nice bunghole and snapper.

Admin is right. I probably wouldn't turn her down if she was naked in my room, but I wouldn't be proud of myself afterwards.

Two standouts: The one with all the slobby guys taking pictures of the Nebraska coeds and the girl with the bedpost up her twanger.

I'm not a big tit guy, but even this is a little flat for my tastes. Gotta give her points for the cute snooter though.

Generic, bobble tit blonde. I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a line up 5 minutes after fucking her. But, make no mistake, I would fuck her given the chance.

Thanks Judekyle. It's been a rough few of months. Stomach surgery for cancer then chemo and radiation and then they discovered I needed a double bypass. I'm way to young to be falling apart like this. Been slowly recovering and thought I'd log on to see how many of my old buddies were still hanging out here. Good to see everybody. I missed 'ya.

Keep the stockings, lose the bunny ears. Then it's a go.

Jiggly must be the new fat. From the stubble to the bad tats to the pussy nail and the baloney nipples it's a hard road all the way. I would pass, big time.

Carpet doesn't match the drapes, but damn, I love those puffy nips.

I could do without the blubby boobs, but the ass and twat shots make up for it. B+

Pretty girl with prime grade snooch meat. Zemani holds the market on top choice Euro babes.

Not one bit of warmth came into my pants over this below average amateur. After a couple of kids she'll be tipping the scales at 250 at least.

Normally the legs would be too skinny, but the boots sex them up for me.

All agree. Hot chick, no bullshit.

@ Judekyle

The fake tanners require less make up. We do enjoy the breast implants, easier to get the bra to fit right.







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Not exactly the fiery, flaming bush, but this seems to be the comeback trim. Torrid could fuck up a wet dream.

She needs to spend more time on the Track & Field instead of just wearing the t-shirt.

Do these jeans make me look fat? Uh...yes.

Do these tittie balls make me look like a cheap stripper? Yep...again.

I could fall asleep with my nose in her cunny all night long.

Nice ass, nice fishnets, nice fuck slit. And a nice pair of specs to blow my load of sex.