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#1678 | 18 Oct 2011 15:13 by Funeral Guy on Kina Kai in black dress

@easy44

On second look you're probably right. I was mesmerized by the nipples.

@erapio

Couldn't agree with you more.

@judekyle

Your riff on the last Torrid Art babe made me laugh out loud, brother. Funny stuff.

#1677 | 18 Oct 2011 05:49 by Funeral Guy on Kina Kai in black dress

Wow, Torrid Art breaks the mold by giving us a Nubian Love Slave. I'm afraid I have to call racism on this one, boys. Why didn't she get a couch or a chair in her shoot? Hmmmm? Could it be because she's BLAAAAAAACK??!!!

Cute girl, but is lacking a cunt. Shame. I'm guessing all the weird crosses on her and the dresser drawers are satanic, not Christian.

We've seen this lantern jaw before. She hasn't improved. Let's have no more of her, please.

I used to love banging chicks after a long day at the beach. Get back to the room and their skin is still hot from the sun combined with smell of ocean and baby oil. Sweet memories of youth.

I know. I'm beginning to sound like an old man who will soon be masturbating under his lap robe at the nursing home.

Marketa Belonoha gave me a big bonoha.

Her ass is surprisingly flat in proportion to those fine tits. The awful tats are duly noted. The lube and tissues next to the bed assures me that at the very least there'd be a happy ending to top off the evening.

#1671 | 15 Oct 2011 18:08 by Funeral Guy on Amateur strips and spreads

Like the face and the underwear. Starting to put on saddlebags, but she's maybe 5 years away from them being a dealbuster.

Was not expecting that vajeen when we got down to the nether parts. I'm a big fan of the meaty snatch, but this one needs to be cleaned up and the razor bumps taken care of.

When I saw the first picture my hand was definitely headed down my pants. Then...Oh, My God!! Why, why, why would you ruin that cute little package (those nipples are amazing!) with those bargain basement robo tittie balls? Everything else is prime stuff. It's enough to make you cry.

#1669 | 14 Oct 2011 06:01 by Funeral Guy on Hardcore in the kitchen

The White Rasta looks completely insane and not in a good way. Like she gonna be satisfied with you after fucking an eggplant.

Niiiiiiice! Bet it wouldn't take much to get her to cheat on her husband.

#1667 | 14 Oct 2011 05:58 by Funeral Guy on Wet candy on the beach - Nata

Beautiful girl, but I can see more cunt in an old Playboy.

I gotta say the schoolgirl gets me every time. Look at the face in that last picture. Definition of sultry.

#1665 | 14 Oct 2011 05:50 by Funeral Guy on Naughty girl nude at home

@ BuckeyeFan

At least Grandpa gets to see what her ass looks like.

#1664 | 14 Oct 2011 05:48 by Funeral Guy on Sensual Luza outdoor

Hot hot hot, but agree with my friend SNAFU. Why so pussy shy?

No beauty and hate the nipple rings, but that's a nice vagina and chocolate speedway.

I think you need to put a little ointment on that.

Sexy chick and love the fuck hole.

Should have been titled:

Pretty Girl Looking Bored Shitless.

#1659 | 11 Oct 2011 00:16 by Funeral Guy on Busty chick lays naked in bed

You can hide a lot of bad shit posing while laying down. Her problem is she stood and fully displayed those horrible boobs and the skinny legs that are totally out of proportion to her torso. Do I have to even comment on that tat?

I can find nothing wrong with this babe.

Licking your own blubby tits is not sexy. Sorry...it just isn't.

If she does chunk up it will be because of all the soda and chips.

I'd hit it in spite of The Transformers poster.

Ariel is definitely losing her jailbait look. She's rounder and more womanly. My dick just told me it doesn't mind the change and I agreed.

This chick is actually pretty hot. Nice body and I love that prominent goody button. Why didn't somebody point out that she needed her roots done? Oh, I know why. Torrid Art employs visually impaired photographers.

The sameness of the sets and poses from Torrid are really becoming laughable.

You probably wouldn't be surprised to hear that I'm so old I used to buy hard core fuck mags that were in B & W, so this doesn't bother me too much. The fact that the girl is very hot and her snooch flap hangs down real sexy helps.

Nice cunt, but hate the bargain basement tittie balls. Never get your boobies done in Bozeman, Montana or some other similar place.

#1650 | 6 Oct 2011 21:36 by Funeral Guy on Petite girlie horny at home

I don't care about anything else but that world class snoochy. Face? Good enough. Tits? Good enough. Just let me plant myself in that warm, wet cooter.

Sexy face, great tits and a nice fat puss. Somebody put her in front of a real photographer.

Nice to see that Torrid dragged the furniture outside where the lighting was better. I like everything about this babe except the tats and the chola eyebrows.

That is some ass! I bet even 6 years later she'd be worth plowing.

#1646 | 6 Oct 2011 06:05 by Funeral Guy on Hot beauty on bed - Irma

Irma, Irma
Make me firm-a.
Stick my dick in
Watch her squirm-a.

I don't mind some minor stretch marks. Her body is fantastically toned.

#1644 | 5 Oct 2011 20:34 by Funeral Guy on Cute brunette nude at home

Very pretty GND. Great titties. Nice ass shot.

Pretty hot chick for a Torrid shoot. (Didn't we all know this was Torrid from the opening picture? Where else do you see that awful washed out color?) Great ass and tits with a face made to have a dick sticking in it. Send her over to Zemani for some good lighting and some lingerie.

#1642 | 5 Oct 2011 05:43 by Funeral Guy on Cute girl nude and rosy

Cute girl with extremely inviting ass and vajeen. Admin needs his glasses checked. Those puppies ain't natural...not even close.

I'll have more shots of the poon right below the hemline, please.

"card-swiping entry point." Good one, gml42. I nominate that for line of the day.

#1640 | 4 Oct 2011 22:48 by Funeral Guy on Hot brunette on sand - Lola

@ Wiggles

Actually, I look like Brad Pitt's father.

#1639 | 4 Oct 2011 19:55 by Funeral Guy on Hot brunette on sand - Lola

Love the girl, love the stubble. Don't like the sand in the snatch.

Avast, me mateys. Her decor reminds me of my seafaring days of rum, sodomy and the lash. Aye, she's no great beauty, but good enough for one night of my mighty Moby Dick.

On the contrary, greendog, she's gotten older, heavier and uglier since the last time we saw her.

Come on, grandma, it's time to retire already.

#1636 | 4 Oct 2011 06:31 by Funeral Guy on Great Mila on the rocks

I thought she was totally beautiful even before I saw that fantastic meaty snooch. Fap fap fap fap fap fap.

I would have titled this post: "Former girlfriend showing her poorly shaved snatch, her pimply ass, her dirty bunghole and her ugly tat."

#1634 | 3 Oct 2011 17:41 by Funeral Guy on Sexy Rima showing goods

Disagree with my good friend, Enew. Looks like loads of fun and a little bit crazy. In my experience a good combination. I'm with ShitHead. Zemani is usually not shy with the snoochie shots. What happened?

Nice wet hole on a decent girl next door. Please leave the dude out of it next time.

The underwear is not terribly interesting, but I would definitely enjoy a piece of that.

#1631 | 3 Oct 2011 03:05 by Funeral Guy on Cute chick on the red bed

"I rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." --Tom Waitts

My kind of slut. The complexion is a little rough, but by gum, she's got spirit and nipples you could engrave a trophy with. I'd probably have fucked her a couple of times before I noticed the anal wart.

Not in love with the face but nice body and snatch. No worries that this girl will get fat on you anytime soon. Quality undies are always a plus.

Awesome snooch. Boobs are a little weird, but I'm sure I could overlook that for a shot at this babe.

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