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Ass is good but cottage cheese is on the way. Plain jane in the face. Makeup might help.

#1727 | 22 Nov 2011 21:43 by Funeral Guy on Hot Pamela in jeans

Straight up hot. Don't even care about the tats.

Nice snooch peeking out from that landing strip.

I say they're real and I like 'em. This little chick (looks Swedish) has a hot little body.

#1724 | 21 Nov 2011 23:06 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Am I the only one that laughed when he realized there was a website named "Asshole Fever"? Illustrated by a photo of a chick in a public restroom with shit sprayed walls. (Photo 4.)

#1723 | 21 Nov 2011 22:56 by Funeral Guy on Hot young Ruby Knox in bed

There's a place in the valley that will bleach that armpit for ya'.

Will Ruby become a CEO or a head scientist? I'm not sure, but I'm sure "head" will be involved somehow.

I had a feeling Michelle Bachmann didn't shave her pussy when she was younger, but the pierced nip was a surprise.

#1721 | 21 Nov 2011 22:51 by Funeral Guy on Nasty in sexy red top

IT'S PUFFY NIPPLE DAY ON EUROOPS!!!! (See previous girl.) Second to last shot is for foot fetishists only.

Pretty butthole.

#1720 | 21 Nov 2011 22:47 by Funeral Guy on Good relish in bath - Mika

I had to scroll through twice so I could look at her face. (Average IMHO) Puffy AND POINTY nipples. Awesome. Fabulous cunny. Don't be afraid of the hair, boys. It's kind of fun after you get it all wet and curly.

#1719 | 19 Nov 2011 04:36 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

I bet SNAFU likey the fat, Asian cameltoe.

Thank you Machevelli. I get tired of repeating myself all the time to the newbies.

#1717 | 19 Nov 2011 03:12 by Funeral Guy on Close to heaven with hot Niki

Wow!!! If that thing ever gets fully aroused somebody's gonna be changing the sheets.

Even the grout is clean. Other than that, not my type at all.

Torrid scrapes the bottom of the barrel by recruiting aging Tijuana street whores as models.

The Bad: Two fake lesbos with the pallor of wasted long time drug addicts.

The Good: Lots of cunt shots.

I like hot dogs,
I like fries.
I want the burger
between her thighs.

I wouldn't need a tractor to plow that field.

Just a straight up beautiful babe. No joke.

#1710 | 17 Nov 2011 23:02 by Funeral Guy on Hot Kina Kai on red couch

Agree about the robotits, of course, but what the fuck is coming out of her eyes? On the plus side, I like the dark meaty snooter.

#1709 | 17 Nov 2011 22:59 by Funeral Guy on Great Verunka in room

I'm with Enew. What's bothering me is she doesn't show enough of the vajeen. Less tat, more twat. Great whore face.

#1708 | 17 Nov 2011 22:56 by Funeral Guy on Blonde busty Desirae on sofa

You'd think at her age those bolt-ons would start to loosen up. No such luck. Butterface.

#1707 | 17 Nov 2011 16:07 by Funeral Guy on Cute girl with nice body

I see that some of you guys were wondering about me. (You make me feel like the Yoda of Porn.)

I'm still alive. I go for radiation and chemo on a daily basis which makes me too tired to look at naked broads all day. How's that for a nasty side effect? I'll check in from time to time to see what my guys are up to.

BTW. I'd fuck this one if I felt better. haha.

@ Boxer

She's the bastard love child of Celine Dion and Jay Leno. (You could use that chin as a doorstop.)

I'm beginning to feel like I'm married to this broad.

Hi, Honey....what's for dinner?

#1704 | 29 Oct 2011 18:34 by Funeral Guy on Babe with deep ass

She's got some some suspicious looking bumps down by her puffy foofer lips.

Don't Euro chicks ever wash their hair?

#1703 | 29 Oct 2011 18:29 by Funeral Guy on Sexy fiance posing naked

She would make a good sex slave. And when she wasn't servicing her master, I'd have her clean the fucking house.

#1702 | 29 Oct 2011 18:28 by Funeral Guy on Pretty Sophie Dee in towel

Does absolutely nothing for me at all.

#1701 | 29 Oct 2011 18:26 by Funeral Guy on Sexy captain - Ashley Bulgari

Probably one of the worst tit jobs in porn. Yuck!

I agree she is a little hungry looking, but what a face. Nice snoochy...WITH HAIR!!

A couple of rough butt fucking sessions and that asshole is gonna prolapse.

I'm not normally bothered by chimp arms, but the hirsuteness of this woman is sucking away the hotness. I would still fuck her so hard that stupid Mayan tattoo would fall off.

I think that is a very respectful way to honor the victims of 9/11. To be fucked doggystyle right by their poster.

(What a fucking dump, by the way.)

#1696 | 21 Oct 2011 17:50 by Funeral Guy on Pretty girl with deep hole

Sally, the grinning, psycho RastaBabe™, was having trouble with a doody ball that was stuck in her colon. Finding no volunteers, she mines deep in her bunghole for relief. She uses a similar technique for unwanted pregnancies.

What the fuck is that hairball on the bed in pic #1?

Nice drunken tat there, babe. No future regret with that one, I'm sure.

Oh, yeah! She is serious girlfriend material.

I'll second Enew. Fuck then chuck. (You have to admit Enew is the soul of brevity.)

#1692 | 21 Oct 2011 17:37 by Funeral Guy on Cute Lyuda showing goods

I agree with my esteemed colleagues of cooze. Beautiful girl. All the more reason to leave out the stupid running shoes.

All the body parts are pretty much perfect and in the right places. FG awards 4 Throbbing Boners for Nasty!!

#1690 | 21 Oct 2011 05:07 by Funeral Guy on Pretty girl in blue skirt

That is a drugged out victim of human trafficking if I've ever seen one.

Diving Faces said exactly what I was thinking by the second photo.

#1688 | 20 Oct 2011 15:33 by Funeral Guy on Young Nastik in pearl

@ Hawkmech

Just think of it as a little bit of salad before you get to your entree'.

#1687 | 19 Oct 2011 22:49 by Funeral Guy on Sexy girl showing her stuff

For now she looks like a lot of fun. Agree with ShitHead, a tub of goo before you know it.

One of the better Torrid broads, but can't they buy them some slippers to wear around the shoot. The feet are meth whore dirty.

I like the 60's bubble hairdo almost as much as I like that rockin' body. I'd fuck the shit out of her tat and all. No problem.

#1684 | 19 Oct 2011 15:58 by Funeral Guy on Young Nastik in pearl

I've always been a big fan of the slight overbite and the pouty mouth. Beautiful girl. I do believe having a bit of pussy hair is making a comeback, boys. For you youngsters who haven't been through this, don't be scared. Once you're in there it's all good.

I don't mind a nice pubic "V", but ya' gotta trim up the fur around the bunghole.

The most suckable nipples I've seen in a long time. (I wouldn't be surprised if she's a couple of months preggers.) Also, that ass was made to be smacked, fondled and poked with some peenie pork.

If I came home one night and found this chick nekkid in my bed I would definitely fuck her. Any more effort than that? Don't think so. Really nasty tats.

I'd sure like to do some "nastya" things with this babe. Next time let's have more focus on that meaty snooch.

@ Swiss Wavey

Look real close at the dresser drawers. They match the one on her pelvis. (Unless I'm seeing an optical illusion.)

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