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Not up to the usual Zemani standard. Too pale for my personal taste. Can't blame a babe for having a scar but a pro outfit should have photoshopped it out.

#1577 | 17 Sep 2011 01:53 by Funeral Guy on Pretty Pricha in the forest

Unusually stubby through the trunk. Don't mind the bush. Will not age well so have it it now before the kids start popping out.

#1576 | 17 Sep 2011 01:50 by Funeral Guy on Sexy Scarlett Johansson

While I agree with SNAFU's larger point I have to say Scarlett has the sexiest mouth in Hollywood. No contest.

#1575 | 17 Sep 2011 01:48 by Funeral Guy on Cute busty girl nude on sofa

When they remove two thirds of your stomach it cuts your horniness factor a great deal, so most of my comments will be purely academic for a while.

You could have a few drinks with this chick and pretend you're fucking Hillary Duff. Not a totally bad thing.

I was half expecting to see a bunch of flies circling this slut's bunghole. Her living space is as filthy as her shitting space. I'd take an el passo on this one.

#1573 | 1 Sep 2011 04:09 by Funeral Guy on Marvelous girlie on sand

Cute girl, but goofy smile.

Going in for some surgery tomorrow. Wish me luck, boys. See 'ya when I get back.

#1572 | 31 Aug 2011 21:52 by Funeral Guy on Two asses showing goods

MIWF = Moms I Wouldn't Fuck.

Very realistic lesbo action. (sarc) Wouldn't give a chubby to a guy that had been in prison for ten years.

#1571 | 31 Aug 2011 17:23 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Had some real beauties on this one.

#1570 | 31 Aug 2011 16:04 by Funeral Guy on Naked hot Anita on the floor

Hawt, hawt, hawt. Love the black top, panties and the shoes. Beautiful girl. Long and limber. Lovely vagina.

Go Team Zemani.

#1569 | 31 Aug 2011 07:11 by Funeral Guy on Horny blond with sexy ass

I'm sure someone loves her very much and I wish them both the best.

Even though she obviously has a problem with shitting the bed.

#1568 | 31 Aug 2011 03:48 by Funeral Guy on Sweet brunette Masha outdoor

A little on the thin side but really really cute. Love the titties especially when she leans forward. Nice snooty so give us a full on shot next time. Zemani chicks are pretty consistently good looking.

#1567 | 31 Aug 2011 03:44 by Funeral Guy on Naked horny girl on bed

Belly chunk, greasy hair, not that pretty, dirty butthole and hate all the piercings and the hippie tattoos. (God knows I fucked enough chicks in a room just like this one back in the 70's)

And if there is one thing I hate almost as much as fucking duck face, is a bitch in a self shot photo giving me the finger. Don't give me the finger. I'm not taking your picture against your wishes. So, fuck you too, bitch.

Whew. I feel much better now.

Somewhere in Budapest a streetwalker is taking the night off to do a photoshoot. I was going to be really snarky about the beat up face, but her body is pretty amazing.

@ Dastardly

Random Bloke. Really? Does that mean she'll just fuck anybody? Kinda hot, I guess, but why would you want to permanently mark yourself as a slut bag?

Very cute. Looks like major fun. Too bad no pussy. I'm an old guy, I assume Diablo II is some kind of video game?

#1563 | 30 Aug 2011 16:43 by Funeral Guy on Young red head on a bed

Cute ginger but I got kind of bored with the "mom" jammies. Then when the cotton print panties appeared I got a little more interested because as a lad I my earliest girlfriends were still wearing them. Nostalgia.

The last third of this set was outstanding with that fleshy snooter and tight bunghole. Really yummy. Check the date stamp. This babe is now six years older. I'd love to see her in some big girl lingerie. Hawt!!

#1562 | 30 Aug 2011 07:13 by Funeral Guy on Curvy brunette and her ass

When I hear the word curvy, I'm thinking fat. This broad isn't yet, but she will be in due time. In her present state, I would fuck the shit out of her.

We all have our preferences Nasmo Mcnasty. High, tight and round is mine and dis bitch got it. wink

Can't get a real sense of her face, but it's clear she's no great beauty. Her tits are fantastic and that ass is fine as an ass can get, in my humble opinion.

#1559 | 29 Aug 2011 20:47 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Out of 101 pictures 14 showed what I considered to be a full-on acceptable snooter shot. That's approximately 14%. I'm just asking, is that a suitable average? It's free porn so I'm not complaining, but I'd like a little more.

#1558 | 29 Aug 2011 19:42 by Funeral Guy on Hot beauty with curls - Jozel

She's hot and she looks crazy. I like that combo. Just leave the boots on, honey.

Down with Torrid. Zemani rules!!

Amazing cans for such a petite frame and a big fat snooch. A little more diligence with the razor would be nice but it's all good. Extremely regrettable tattoos. I wonder if those are Mr. Blake's hairy legs under hers in the last photo or some other guy who has to look at the name of the man who came before him.

I have a rule about tattoos. If your going to do a name. Do your kid's name. Your kid will always be your kid. Fuck buddies come and go. So to speak.

#1556 | 29 Aug 2011 15:29 by Funeral Guy on Cute Becca in nature

Snatch galore! That's what we like. Cute babe with a tight looking fuckhole. Not a big fan of the gladiator sandals, but I'd get her in some heels soon enough.

I like a two-tone pussy and her body's really nice, but these Torrid sets need more imagination. Seriously.

The nice thing about having a chin that big is that your body is always in the shade.

#1553 | 26 Aug 2011 22:04 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Hope ya'll enjoyed that since we'll be looking at it all weekend.

I think this is the second time around for this skank-tina. Didn't like her the first time and I like her even less in this set. Horrible bolt-ons that were most likely done by Dr. Nick Rivera after she earned enough money from her donkey shows. The paint job she calls makeup really sets off the bad weave and the hula hoops hanging from her ears. The towel and the boots are an interesting fashion choice since the wraparound makes her ass appear larger than J-Lo's and Kim Kardashian's combined. And am I seeing things or does the tattoo on her pelvis depict a woodland fairy whose pussy is being licked by a large poodle?

And last but not least. Why in the fuck is she posing with a Somali pirate?

Beyond that fact that she looks like Rocky Dennis from Mask, she has an incredible body. For back end riding only.

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Girls never look sexy in boxer shorts. A wife beater t-shirt and panties? Yes. Boxer shorts? No no no no no.

Now that I got that out of the way. Cute chick, cute little body. Show the pussy next time. The forehead pimples make her look like a real girl. No points off.

#1549 | 26 Aug 2011 00:57 by Funeral Guy on Ariel and her friends

The brunette wrecked herself with the tittie balls and the snooch jewelry. Ariel and the blonde are unbelievable.

(But you know I'd fuck any and all of them given the chance.)

You know your pornsluts, cherokee316. I just watched her ride a cock and play with her snooty. She is beautiful

Good one, SNAFU. If she's a teen, I'm about to start my senior year in high school. She's young enough though. I can't find a thing wrong with her. Bitch be hot fo shizzle, as the brothers would say.

Her website says she 24 but maybe that's a teen in the Czech Republic. Doesn't appear to do fuck porn, just soft core. That's as far as I got. Needless to say I don't waste my money on porn. My time, maybe, but not my cash.

Fuck it! She's good looking enough for my purposes. And I think you can guess what those would be. I love this chick. Dresses up in lingerie, dildoes, anal beads, all sweaty and shit. God only know what else she'll do. I bet she has the imagination of a true nympho. This is the kind of woman that will lick your ballsack with her finger up your ass during your first encounter. The world is a better place place because of ladies like this.

Same old Torrid formula, but better lighting. Good one, judekyle, made me laugh, bro. She's hot. Pretty, but nothing memorable about the face. Awesome body. If the titties are fake, they're damn good ones. Nice undies are always a plus.

The fuzzy panties are kinda silly and not diggin' the man-face or the cornrows. On the plus side her snatch is outstanding.

I would do her, but I'd keep the lights really low.

Slut deluxe is the only definition for this chick. Man...check out the taco. That'd be some good eatin', boys.

#1542 | 24 Aug 2011 22:49 by Funeral Guy on Marvelous Lena with curls

She's almost crossed the line of being too skinny. Put another ten pounds or so on her and she'd be truly smokin'. Even as is, highly fuckable although more snooter on display would be appreciated.

Not bad for a Torrid Art entry, though one has to reiterate that's a pretty low bar. Nice looking fuckhole and natural tits, but the face is a little retarded. (No offense to the developmentally disabled. The Funeral Guy is nothing if not politically correct.)

Once again we have the Torrid formula. Stand in front of a piece of antique looking furniture fully clothed, shuck down to the panties then get naked and loll about on couch/chair/loveseat. Show pussy.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

#1540 | 24 Aug 2011 18:12 by Funeral Guy on Sweet Jane in tasty sesion

@ pipi

It's all confidence my friend. Walk up to them with the attitude that you bone chicks like them every day, then turn on the charm. It's the law of averages. Maybe you only score 1 out of 5. So what? That still puts some hot babes in your bed.

The other way is to be either visibly wealthy or a well known rock star or actor.

#1539 | 24 Aug 2011 18:02 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

I'm thinking that I've seen a lot of these photos before. Please don't tell me this is the beginning of a worldwide shortage of sluts coming to their senses and being unwilling to whore themselves out for any dude with a camera. Armageddon, indeed.

I once had a girlfriend who put herself in a box nude on my doorstep then rang the bell. Gawd, that was a fun night.

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The fat chick on the stripper pole gave me a chuckle.

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#1538 | 24 Aug 2011 16:23 by Funeral Guy on Sweet Jane in tasty sesion

Always nice to see the Zemani Euro non cookie cutter blonde bobble-titted American style pornsluts. Interesting face.

However, I find myself in agreement with Enew. Something about this one doesn't do it for me.

#1537 | 24 Aug 2011 06:37 by Funeral Guy on Soft casting with Jennifer

Not porn star slutty, but shot really nice. Regular chick face and hot, sexy haircut. Looks like she knows her way around the bedroom.

Now to the good parts. Soft round tits, smooth snoochie and a clean bunghole. I'd have left the socks off, but that's a very small quibble. Overall, FG likey very much!

You are so hot I will clean your goddam room for you if you just get over here and fuck me RIGHT NOW!!!!

I'd fuck pretty much any girl wearing this outfit. Face is passable and she has a nice slit. That's all I need.

#1534 | 23 Aug 2011 17:51 by Funeral Guy on Hot brunette Cali Logan

That was a lot of scrolling for a couple of half-hearted pussy shots. Come on, honey, get with the program.

#1533 | 23 Aug 2011 17:43 by Funeral Guy on Sexy chick on a motorbike

Dirty girl and a dirt bike. With a side order of creampie. I've have another helping please.

#1532 | 23 Aug 2011 16:23 by Funeral Guy on Gorgeous Verunka on the beach

Really beautiful girl. I'm glad they didn't stick her in an old crumbling building in Chechnya or next to a tractor on some Ukrainian farm.

#1531 | 23 Aug 2011 06:01 by Funeral Guy on Jayden Cole in high heels

SNAFU is an Asian dude, so you can be sure he knows his way around a camera. laughing

#1530 | 23 Aug 2011 05:58 by Funeral Guy on Chikita in blue jeans dress

I'm not diggin' the face too much, but it wouldn't stop me from ravaging that fine, fine body.

Do I want to gaze at her face over morning coffee for the rest of my life? No.

Do I want her to wrap those stocking clad legs around my shoulders while I nibble on that beautiful snatch for an hour? You betcha'!!!

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