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I vote gorgeous. Would love to see a spread leg pussy shot, but you gotta love those tits.

#1427 | 27 Jul 2011 23:13 by Funeral Guy on Isabella Sky on stairs

Somebody told her that an open mouth look is sexy. It can also make you look like a mouth breathing retard if overdone. You know me, I don't mind the no tits and the snooch is spectacular. If she wants to leave her mouth open all the time I'll just drop my dick into it.

Messy place but I'd overlook it 'cause she's so damn cute. A little thick in the middle, but no deal breaker. Good down the hall fuck buddy.

#1425 | 27 Jul 2011 00:30 by Funeral Guy on Random asses

Some good, some just OK. We always appreciate the participation of the true amateur slut.

Nice body and I don't mind the back and side tat as much as the one on the pelvic bone. I guess if you were out with her and you got a flat tire you could always use her lips for a spare.

Amazing snooter and love the lingerie. I don't mind the curls. They would look better when I was using them for reins while riding from behind.

#1422 | 26 Jul 2011 20:40 by Funeral Guy on Cikita has big natural tits

What everybody else said. OK face, spectacular bod. Definitely wouldn't throw her back.

Not bad, not great. But it's a nude chick so worth a look.

It's like National Geographic started having centerfolds. Cute chick, though.

#1419 | 25 Jul 2011 23:36 by Funeral Guy on European party babes

Nothing particularly European about these bitches. Just the same old sluts you always see. Fake lesbianism, drunken, slatternly behavior, and shithole apartments.

Maybe a little less duckface than American trollops, but that's about it.

#1418 | 25 Jul 2011 20:40 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Agree with my boys that this is mostly a pretty good dump. (Except for the tub of goo on the pile of beer cans.) But can we please, pretty please with pussy juice on top, make this a Kim Kardashian free zone?

If someone wants to gaze at her huge ass and completely unwarranted celebrity there are plenty of other websites that traffic in that sort of thing.

The Good:
Nice tits and fat cameltoe.

The Bad:
In a couple of years that waist will be in Snooki territory. Ditto the face.

If you're going to show the puffy outer labia, go all in and give us clit and lips.

Regrettable tats.

#1416 | 25 Jul 2011 18:12 by Funeral Guy on Lexi Sweet topless in a truck

Check out Amy's blog. On Friday she posted a ton of red-headed hairy pussy pics.


http://amy-celeste.tumblr.com/

#1415 | 25 Jul 2011 18:07 by Funeral Guy on Cute babe Charlie Riina

crimineel, just so I understand. You want to put your cock in her face. Right?

#1414 | 25 Jul 2011 16:43 by Funeral Guy on Cute babe Charlie Riina

Generic, spray-tanned and totally forgettable. I'll give her points for the real tits but that's about it. Not sexy to me at all.

Nope. Not my type AT ALL! She needs to get an obsession other than Playboy because that ain't happening.

Juggs magazine, maybe.

#1412 | 25 Jul 2011 03:36 by Funeral Guy on Lexi Sweet topless in a truck

Pretty girl with beautiful blue eyes. Would have love to have seen her snooter and you know I love those little titties.

I like trimmed, I liked shaved, and by god, a little bit of bush once in awhile is OK too. This chick is trim, toned and hot. Great ass. The pussy is not exactly Sasquatch. So, me? I'd have no problem riding this hottie whatsoever.

#1410 | 23 Jul 2011 03:08 by Funeral Guy on In focus babe - Zoe

Thanks for cutting the slack guys. Actually, that same ex dressed me up like a broad for a halloween party. Now I was a fairly passable dude back in the day, but believe me I was one fucking ugly chick.

#1409 | 23 Jul 2011 00:32 by Funeral Guy on In focus babe - Zoe

I was so excited by this retro bitch I fucked up my syntax. I want to make it perfectly clear she was wearing the red bustier, the stockings and the heels. Not me.

Whew...glad I cleared that up.

Wow...first the big panties and stockings and now the hairy pussy. It's a real trip down mammary lane for The Funeral Guy. I would rail this babe all night and splooge right across her glasses. Very hot. I'd make her leave the heels on but the other pussy in the bed would have to go.

#1407 | 22 Jul 2011 23:06 by Funeral Guy on In focus babe - Zoe

Hey Greendog (shouldn't your name be Horndog?) you and I went to the same old school. I had an ex back in the late 70's that I swear to God had this exact same outfit. Goddam, she was fun while it lasted. She even delivered herself to my place in a big box on the front porch and jumped out of it when I answered the door in a red bustier, with stockings and heels. Good girl for sure. Blonde with big tits, just like this one. Good times.

#1406 | 22 Jul 2011 16:10 by Funeral Guy on Taylor Vixen gropes big tits

She's hot, but what I think you guys are seeing is with her hair and makeup all she needs is a full bush and it's a Penthouse shoot from the 70's.

I think I'll go in the bathroom to beat off to my Victoria's Secret catalog now.

Hot, sexy girl. If you look real hard it looks like she's sporting a little bush. Be nice if she showed it to us.

#1403 | 21 Jul 2011 23:19 by Funeral Guy on Wet petite amateur

I like her. You could cut glass with those nipples.

Not trying to be picky, but you could land an F-16 on her forehead.

Wouldn't turn any of them down, but the redhead stands out.

Just washed her hair. That's a plus. Now...clean that fucking room. Nice back end shot.

Agree with judekyle. It was the first thing I noticed after the fine body and the hot tits. Very pretty girl. Would like to sniff her vagina if she has one.

#1398 | 21 Jul 2011 04:37 by Funeral Guy on Mirta plays with a doll

@ Wolflore

Oh yeah, I thought I'd seen her before.

#1397 | 21 Jul 2011 03:16 by Funeral Guy on Mirta plays with a doll

Hot body babe but What The Fuck? Stupid concept and made no sense. Not a big fan of tongue piercings. I know that probably surprises you.

@ Machevelli

You got a point (tee hee) on the robo-tits, but you can't argue with the snatch, can you?

She's got the goodies. And she likes to get her drink on. Love to get a look at her face. Textbook pussy and big tits. Oh yeah.

#1394 | 21 Jul 2011 00:01 by Funeral Guy on Nice babe nude in her bedroom

I love love love this chick. Something about her just really stokes my libido. Great ass, snooch tits and face. You know when some babe just gives off the vibe that she'd be great in the sack? This is her. Hot amateur 10.

#1393 | 20 Jul 2011 17:58 by Funeral Guy on Gigi Labonne does art nudes

I'm loving the "hole" thing.

#1392 | 20 Jul 2011 16:14 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

The usual collection of tits and ass with a few good pussy pics.

#1391 | 20 Jul 2011 15:31 by Funeral Guy on Mariah Spice in pool

I will reserve judgment until I see her vagina.

#1390 | 20 Jul 2011 04:53 by Funeral Guy on Lia in a nurse costume

She's got some awesome nipples. The rest ain't bad either. Thumbs up from The Funeral Guy.

We are lucky men, Hawkmech, my friend. My wife dresses up for me all the time. I love it.

The face is not bad enough to scare me away from that awesomely smokin' body. I would tear that bustier off with my teeth and run my tongue up and down her stockinged legs. Then I would spend about an hour licking her snooter and bunghole before entering both. Oh Yeah!!!

I obviously disagree with Admin about the lingerie. I always like to leave some of it on for fucky time.

#1387 | 19 Jul 2011 21:04 by Funeral Guy on Evie Dellatossa on stairs

Hot with nice boobs. Looks like she might be filipina. Me likey.

#1386 | 19 Jul 2011 16:10 by Funeral Guy on Ann Marie soft naked body

Not pretty but real sexy. I love the body type. I could really see me riding that ass. Looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

#1385 | 19 Jul 2011 16:07 by Funeral Guy on Redhead babe with curls

Very sexy but needs to be more adventurous in her poses.

#1384 | 19 Jul 2011 16:06 by Funeral Guy on Busty blonde naked at home

The complete opposite of the strawberry hard body from yesterday. And I love 'em both. Great tits on this one and hot wet snatch. Nothing wrong with face as far as I'm concerned. Yummy all around.

Nice clean place, but needs a queen sized bed. I'd need lots of room to wrestle around with this babe.

#1383 | 19 Jul 2011 06:39 by Funeral Guy on Jana Cova naked in bathroom

Pretty hot but definitely MILF porn. Still young enough for me to lick that meaty vajeen.

Smoking ass meets unimaginative photographer.

#1381 | 18 Jul 2011 23:59 by Funeral Guy on Busty girlie naked in hallway

Looks like a real airhead mouth breather that I would still fuck the shit out of given the chance.

#1380 | 18 Jul 2011 19:47 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

@ wolflore

Hahahahaha...I was thinking exactly the same thing.

Attractive woman. Nice body and I like the panties being sucked into her cameltoe. She really has a puffy pussy. Yum.

Now as to the tat. I can live with a tramp stamp if I have to. But what the fuck is that? A fucking penguin or something? With a copyright? I think I might be distracted by it during doggy, but I would bravely soldier on I assure you. Also (and I blame the photographer more than her) the soles of her feet are filthy. Dude, either clean the floor of your studio or have some wipes ready. Details, brother, details.

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