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#1278 | 27 Jun 2011 18:05 by Funeral Guy on Vanessa in tropics

Guys...guys....That is a great slutface. It took me a moment to even notice since I was hypnotized by those terrific tittays.

Who gives a shit about her hair? Is this Erooups or America's Next Top Model? [/i]

Oh yeah, next time some vagina please.

#1277 | 27 Jun 2011 17:57 by Funeral Guy on Sexy girl nude in bathtub

I love this chick's body. Fantastic vajeen. She has good bone structure so I bet if you put some makeup on her and get her hair done she'd be just fine.

#1276 | 27 Jun 2011 02:39 by Funeral Guy on Young redhad Faith Lightspeed

Faith Lightspeed. Is that Buzz Lightyear's girlfriend? To infinity and beyond.

Cute farm girl face. Love the natural sag of the titties. Ugly, ugly legs. I'll have to get back to you on the ass and the snooch since we didn't get to see them.

@ Chad

Goddam dude, I had one like that a long time ago in the time of hippie chicks. Like two long hairs coming out of each nipple. Seriously, you don't know those are there? Pluck those fuckers out or I'm not sucking on them.

I had driven it out of my memory it scared me so bad. Thanks for bringing it up. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.

#1274 | 24 Jun 2011 23:39 by Funeral Guy on Busty Zuzanna on white fur

@ Chad

Dat's a good one.

Cute vaginas but that's about it. That was some major surgery on that one bitch. Really funny with the stray butthole hairs.

#1272 | 24 Jun 2011 21:16 by Funeral Guy on Busty Zuzanna on white fur

I agree with crimineel, I like the way she looks with that hairstyle. Although, with those tits and long legs she could be fucking bald for all I care.

#1271 | 24 Jun 2011 21:14 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Some good ass and panty shots.

I'm sure she is a very nice girl and has a boyfriend that loves her very much. Let's be happy for her.

#1269 | 24 Jun 2011 01:12 by Funeral Guy on Dorothy Black in black

Butterface with a pussy nail. As my good friend SNAFU would say...NEXT!

I'm liking her body a lot and her face is not bad enough to make me say no. And, yes, there is that meaty pussy calling my name.

#1267 | 23 Jun 2011 22:10 by Funeral Guy on Casey Parker hiking

That was stupid. Sorry, no other word for it.

What Hawkmech said.

Wouldn't it be horrible if by some miracle you got the chance to fuck Little Caprice and her breath and pussy smelled like shit?

#1265 | 23 Jun 2011 15:30 by Funeral Guy on Amazing ass of Tara Bond

Not the best angle for that schnozzola of hers. The pussy looks like it has pink teeth. Watch out.

Awesome tits. And from what I can see that's my kind of vagina.

#1263 | 22 Jun 2011 21:49 by Funeral Guy on Isida poses in bathroom

@ Go Hard or Go Home

She probably brought her own sandwich in her Dora the Explorer lunchbox.

#1262 | 22 Jun 2011 20:58 by Funeral Guy on Tasty Tiffany in yellow skirt

She'll be a chub in 15 years or less depending on how many bananas she eats.

#1261 | 22 Jun 2011 20:56 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

This dump had so much artsy-fartsy that it was like an Ansel Adams coffee table book with tits and twats.

I gotta give props to the model who let the photographer put a tarantula on her bunghole. (Yeah yeah, I know it was probably photoshopped.)

#1260 | 22 Jun 2011 15:34 by Funeral Guy on Karina's juicy breasts

I love it when the snooch meat peaks out from the labia majora. Astounding natural boobays. Beautiful face completely spoiled by the stupid beaded chain that was surgically implanted in her forehead. I've never seen anything like that and I don't want to see it again.

#1259 | 22 Jun 2011 15:27 by Funeral Guy on Isida poses in bathroom

If she's 18 her birthday must have been yesterday. Cute girl, for sure. Nice pussy and sweet little raisins.

Not a fan of the nipple nails, but that's a nice pink wet pussy. Smooth close shave. I go for the exotic look on occasion. Thumbs up.

I sure would love to have Maryjane roll around on my Johnson while she's all greasy like that. You know I love me the little tittes and the big smile. A cute snooter is always a plus.

The tats are awful, but there you go. Every chick in the world will be tatted up like a fucking biker in a few years so we might as well get used to it.

If you bought better fitting shoes, Maryjane, you wouldn't get those blisters on your heels.

She's cute enough, but the pictures are boring. Get a real photographer and spread those legs.

I'm seeing a lot of cottage cheese at this picnic.

#1254 | 21 Jun 2011 15:35 by Funeral Guy on Hot Suzie and her toy

Stupid duckface and dildo sucking. Thumbs down. Nominee for dumbest photo background ever.

Could be the messiest room yet. Love the nice high firm tits and the dark snooch meat. Yum!

Even with the stretch mark balloons and the belly chunk, I'd do her. Nice hair. Sexy face but some lazer treatments might help that rough looking skin. Agree with TrickykidXY, she needs some roughage in her diet.

#1251 | 21 Jun 2011 03:06 by Funeral Guy on Busty redhead Raylene

Damn, SNAFU, you're right. You know your porn gals, by gum. (You need to get out more.) I take back the comments on Zusanna's tits. Them things be real.

#1250 | 21 Jun 2011 03:01 by Funeral Guy on Melissa poses with her car

Note to Admin:

I don't know where you come from, but this is what a pair of boyshort panties looks like. And this fucking hottie fills them out really well. What a body!

#1249 | 21 Jun 2011 02:44 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

What is it with black chicks tattooing cursive on their necks? Don't they realize that's really going to look like shit when they're 50 and they're no longer a rapper's hoochie momma? Unless they are planning to OD before then.

That bunghole looks well used and I don't mean for pooping.

And speaking of shitholes, of course she lives in one.

#1247 | 20 Jun 2011 17:10 by Funeral Guy on Donna gone bad

Why a hot bitch, or any bitch for that matter, ruin God's most perfect body part with a metal piercing?

I will add putting silicone in your chest to the list of things you shouldn't do. Not the worst I've seen, but still stripper fake. (The lucite shoes say pole dancer every time.)

Otherwise, really hot babe.

#1246 | 20 Jun 2011 15:49 by Funeral Guy on Ass shows off her booty

Why would you name your daughter Ass? I wouldn't name my daughter Pussy. She's wearing a wedding band so I assume by the makeup she's married to Dracula.

#1245 | 20 Jun 2011 15:45 by Funeral Guy on Busty redhead Raylene

Amazing tits for a slender woman. Healthy pussy on her also. Loves the gingers with the pale nips.

The face is beat, but I like the body. She works the no titty thing 'cause her nipples are nice and pointy. Great ass and flat hard stomach. I used to bang this broad back in the 80's that had the exact same body. (Kind of a beat face too, as I remember. It wasn't a long term deal.)

#1243 | 18 Jun 2011 15:40 by Funeral Guy on Sexy Zuzanna on a bed

@ bootlegger

On second look I think you're right. They do lay naturally in pic #9.

#1242 | 17 Jun 2011 23:57 by Funeral Guy on Hot girl playing with herself

I'd probably smell her fingers.

#1241 | 17 Jun 2011 20:23 by Funeral Guy on Marvelous Tania in ruins

Weird face, but I like the nice high ass in pic #6.

Her complexion is a little rough. Needs a better photographer, better lighting and photoshop. This is all redeemed for me, however, by that fantastic pussy meat.

She is fucking hot! Love the lingerie. She even makes sucking a dildo look less stupid. Fabulous snoochie and tits.

#1238 | 17 Jun 2011 20:15 by Funeral Guy on Nice babe with tanned body

That last photo looks like a POV as she's riding a dick. I guess the guy is done with his golf game and is putting into the 19th hole. (pic #2)

#1237 | 17 Jun 2011 20:12 by Funeral Guy on Sexy Zuzanna on a bed

Pretty hot if you like girls who apply their makeup with a spackle knife. I don't know why skinny broads have to go so huge when they get their titties done. Less is more, girls.

Of course I would fuck her given the opportunity.

#1236 | 17 Jun 2011 20:08 by Funeral Guy on Showering friends - Eva

More fake lesbos. I hope Eva is the ginger, 'cause the blonde is fugly. Not even worth unzipping my pants for this.

Something about this chick appeals to me and it isn't her housekeeping skills. Dat pussy look tight, yo.

Nice job on positioning those nipples, doc. I'm no expert but I think they're supposed to be somewhere in the middle of the tit.

I tell ya boys, I'm thinking about having Mrs. Funeral Guy grow back the bush.

#1232 | 17 Jun 2011 19:59 by Funeral Guy on Hot girl lays naked on floor

If you smile I will tell you how much I like your cunt.

Plastic plastic not fantastic. Those balloons are going to tear off her chest from the weight one day.

#1230 | 17 Jun 2011 18:22 by Funeral Guy on Naughty girl Sandy

Finally got on the site. What the fuck is up with this place?

Oh, nice chick, needs pussy shots.

#1229 | 15 Jun 2011 19:08 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Lots of professional and artsy fartsy stuff. Bring back the drunk amateurs.

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