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#1328 | 7 Jul 2011 15:03 by Funeral Guy on Wet hangers

Oh, My God! It's Octomom!

The face is a little too much like Ke$ha, but the body type is just what I like. Fabulous pussy and ripe apple titties. I'd roger the shit out of her then make her clean her fucking room.

(We've seen her before, I remember the Ali poster.)

Very hot. I would so blow a load all over those stockings.

#1325 | 7 Jul 2011 01:45 by Funeral Guy on Alison Angel feeling sporty

She's OK, but I like her better when she has a cock in her ass.

#1324 | 6 Jul 2011 15:33 by Funeral Guy on Nude amateur babes

Some good. Some not so good. I'd fuck most of 'em, no problem.

#1323 | 6 Jul 2011 15:32 by Funeral Guy on Carmen Gemini lesbian poses

Slightly better than the typical fake lesbo stuff. At least they weren't overly made up, aging balloon tit strippers sucking on dildos. Nice snatches on both.

#1322 | 6 Jul 2011 15:27 by Funeral Guy on Two sexy girls on the beach

Hope those two palefaces brought a lot of sunscreen. We've sure had a lot of sandy snooches here lately.

#1321 | 6 Jul 2011 02:58 by Funeral Guy on Kylie James good girl

Well, that was a whole lot of nothing.

#1320 | 5 Jul 2011 20:11 by Funeral Guy on Corinna on the beach

I don't like sprinkles on my doughnut. I do like pussy shots, however, and I ain't gettin' 'em here.

Hot amateur. You can tell by her hair that she's been freshly fucked. I wish it'd been me doing the fucking. Nice, tight little fuckhole.

#1318 | 5 Jul 2011 16:13 by Funeral Guy on Dashka on abandoned terrace

SNAFU nailed it. Not literally, but you know what I mean. She is a bit thick but the important thing is she's nicely proportioned. In ten years she'll be proportionally fat, but for now? Yummy.

Interesting Slavic face. I find her quite fetching.

#1317 | 5 Jul 2011 07:19 by Funeral Guy on Jenni Gregg on nude picnic

Wowee! Love the blonde hair with the dark brown nips. And you know I'm lovin' the snoochie meat that's peeking out from that puffy puss.

#1316 | 5 Jul 2011 04:02 by Funeral Guy on Sexy latina posing nude

Slut face, nice smooth snooter, clean room and a bottle of lube. Check and double check. I'll be right over.

#1315 | 5 Jul 2011 04:00 by Funeral Guy on Naughty housewives

I've seen that bobble tit blonde a million times. She hasn't gotten any hotter since the last time. Don't think much of the brunette either. I'll pass.

#1314 | 4 Jul 2011 16:36 by Funeral Guy on Natalia Wood has perky tits

Hot girl under utilized by inept photographer. Agree with all my colleague's comments.

(I was going to make a joke about Natalia giving me "wood" anyway, but I know you gentlemen are too sophisticated for that kind of cheap humor.)

#1313 | 4 Jul 2011 16:30 by Funeral Guy on Legend Jelena

Not my normal body type at all, but sometimes a girl just knows how to put it all together. Really sexy face with a knowing smile. Natural boobs. Yeh, she's a keeper. Very hot.

#1312 | 4 Jul 2011 07:33 by Funeral Guy on Party babes part 2

Drunken sluts are the best, aren't they?

Really stupid and not even being close to sexy. Sticking a tit against the chick's goodies. Stupid. Sucking on vibrators. Stupid. Double vibrating the chick's titty. Double stupid.

99% of these faux lesbo sets. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

#1310 | 1 Jul 2011 22:23 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Drums, guns and naked chicks, I can dig that. Pic #10 was the worst lineup of bobble tits I've ever seen.

#1309 | 1 Jul 2011 22:19 by Funeral Guy on Amazing glasses

Wow...I gotta get me a pair of those. I'll be beating off to these photos all weekend. (sarc)

#1308 | 1 Jul 2011 21:31 by Funeral Guy on Busty playmate Lanna Barbie

I just saw some of her porn. Meh. Pussy ring and her bobble tits were rippling at the bottom while she was getting railed. Turn off for me, but others may differ. Sucked a cock well, but what pornslut doesn't these days? After all, it's your job.

All in all, nothing to write home about. IMHO

#1307 | 1 Jul 2011 17:13 by Funeral Guy on Lia is a hottie secretary

I'm big on the secretary look with stockings and heels. I would eat her out while she sits in the chair. Yum yum.

Smokin' tits but agree she needs to be more naked with a better photographer.

#1306 | 1 Jul 2011 17:03 by Funeral Guy on Curvy Katia gallery

Very hot, love the stockings. Boring set, no variety.

You're cute, but you need a boyfriend with a color camera and a sense of adventure.

#1304 | 1 Jul 2011 03:15 by Funeral Guy on Busty playmate Lanna Barbie

I'm with you on the pube "V" as well, judekyle.

Thanks for reminding me, judekyle. By the way, the apartment is a shithole. I guess I'm getting to the point that I don't even notice that amateur sluts love clutter.

#1302 | 1 Jul 2011 00:10 by Funeral Guy on Busty playmate Lanna Barbie

I gotta admit I'm lovin' the amateurs more and more. This is a sleazy looking pornslut and the arm ink is hideous. (Along with the other two visible tats.) All that open-mouth-tongue-lick- the-nipple-shit is whorish and gross.

#1301 | 30 Jun 2011 23:15 by Funeral Guy on Lolly Cat in a strapless top

I am extremely meh about everything on this girl except for the fan-fucking-tastic bubble gum snooch of hers.

Not that she's bad, but I could spend all night chewing on that meaty vajeen. I love that you can tell its a big one even through the panties. For big labia lovers only!

Don't try to lick your nipple when your titty is too small, it looks silly. Pretty nice amateur. Agree with SNAFU on the fuckhole.

I'd ride her from behind with that hair wrapped around my hand like horsey reins. Yeeeeeehaaaaa!!!!

#1299 | 30 Jun 2011 16:00 by Funeral Guy on Seductive Koika

Hot hot hot!! Love the side boob in pic #5. Beautiful face and lips. Would have loved to see the pussy. The lingerie is very sexy. Gave me a boner, big time.

I've got no problem with the nipples. The girl is absolutely stunning. Perfect snooch. Femjoy always has hot women, in my opinion.

Hot little ass and good tits. I'd hit it. That tat is OK on a guy, nasty on a chick.

I can see Jasmine appealing to a certain kind of man. I am not him, however.

#1295 | 30 Jun 2011 01:37 by Funeral Guy on Merry xmas from Audrey

Can I have a little cooter in my stocking next year, Santa?

I mind the pussy ring a lot more than the zit face.

A beautiful snatch spoiled.

#1293 | 29 Jun 2011 18:12 by Funeral Guy on Zuzana masturbate

They finally have this broad looking decent. Tits are a little big for my taste, but she gets points for being natural. In her other photos she either has too much makeup or not enough. Finally somebody got it right.

Good pussy shots.

#1292 | 29 Jun 2011 15:14 by Funeral Guy on Hot teen blonde Ginger

This is Anthony Weiner's porn slut. Can I tweet a picture of my cock to you?

#1291 | 29 Jun 2011 06:51 by Funeral Guy on Cassandra in white

I hereby appoint Machevelli our resident gynecologist.

#1290 | 29 Jun 2011 05:10 by Funeral Guy on Cassandra in white

She's got some cottage cheese going on the backs of those thighs and her ass. Deal breaker? Not yet. And damn, I don't think I've ever seen a vagina quite like that one. Is it me or is that riding really high on her pubis? I love to give that cunt a try. Yum.

#1289 | 29 Jun 2011 01:08 by Funeral Guy on Sensual Susana on a bed

@ Wolflore

She is a hot chick. No argument. We like the poonie here.

#1288 | 29 Jun 2011 00:23 by Funeral Guy on Sensual Susana on a bed

Too shy. More cunt please.

#1287 | 28 Jun 2011 20:51 by Funeral Guy on Bailey's green panties

23 pictures and no snooch??!! Bailey needs to get with the program. She is a cutie though.

#1286 | 28 Jun 2011 18:39 by Funeral Guy on Faiths on the beach

I don't find biiiiiiiiiiigggg huuuuuuuuuuggge tits sexy. I'm sorry, I just don't. Natural or surgically enhanced. It doesn't matter.

I'd be attracted to her if her boobs were half the size.

To quote Bruce Springsteen: "You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright." Nice fuckhole.

Nowthat is a pussy!

#1283 | 28 Jun 2011 16:12 by Funeral Guy on Great busty Andrea

Is she the best looking chick in the world? No. Would I pound that ass and titty fuck her senseless? Oh, yeah.

#1282 | 28 Jun 2011 06:36 by Funeral Guy on Christina Cavazos wet indoors

Really nice body, but I gotta' second my man, judekyle, on this one.

#1281 | 28 Jun 2011 00:23 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Just think. In thirty years or so they will all be old, saggy, wrinkly, and heavier. And no one will want to see them naked.

Sigh.

I will not be rubbing one out to this one.

#1279 | 27 Jun 2011 19:13 by Funeral Guy on Lucie shows her pussy

Kind of a man face and the "outy" bellybutton indicates she might not be of this planet. Also because her tits and snoochie are OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!! hahahaha!

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