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#1528 | 22 Aug 2011 18:27 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

That pole vaulter chick is a stunner.

I like these Zemani broads. Euro chicks at their hottest. This one has an interesting mug. I, for one, like a prominent nose. Gives a woman's face character. She's all around sexy to me. Nice shower also.

(P.S. I can't remember ever turning down a fetching woman because her arms were too hairy.)

#1526 | 22 Aug 2011 18:10 by Funeral Guy on Jayden Cole in high heels

Jayden Cole does some pretty hot porn. Leave it to Torrid Art to make her mediocre. I think that same set of red bra and panties is issued to all their models. I will volunteer to sniff the crotch if that be the case.

P.S.

GIVE SNAFU THE GODDAM CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!

#1525 | 22 Aug 2011 18:03 by Funeral Guy on Brea Bennett perky tits shown

Cute blonde. Not stunning, but cute. Nice fuckhole, but two of the ugliest tats I've seen on a chick in awhile.

#1524 | 22 Aug 2011 02:27 by Funeral Guy on Pretty Alphina with nice tits

Really, really nice tits. And you don't see such pale aureoles everyday.

@ Hawkmech

When I applied the word chunk to this chick I did not mean it as a pejorative. (I'll admit there are a lot of "chunky" women I don't find attractive.) What's good about this one is like easy44 said, the meat she has on her is firm. The only place she has "chunk" per se, is in the belly (pic 4) but thankfully no muffin top around the hips. Her body type isn't "fat" it's stocky, but it's all in proportion. I'll repeat...I find her extremely sexy, as do most of the other commenters. That said, she'll have to watch her diet as she gets older.

(You know I find her hot if I didn't feel the need to talk shit about her "duckface" in the first pic.)

All my buddies here know I love the sleek, slender toned chicks. But you know what I love even more? VARIETY!! We get pretty spoiled on this site and I've got to say this woman is far from ugly. If I walked into a room and this was waiting for me I'd be happy as a clam and rarin' to go. She's got just enough chunk to be sexy and I'd could easily see myself rubbing her all over while I rode that ass and delightful pussy.

Holy shit! Could this possibly be someone we haven't seen a million times before? She's really hot. I'm guessing a Russky or Ukrainian or Eastern Eruo broad. Her snoochy looks like three pieces of chewed Bazooka bubble gum. And I mean that in a good way.

Give us more from this Zemani outfit and less of the Torrid (horrid) Art.

#1520 | 19 Aug 2011 15:55 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Not bad. Littlemutt has nice pussy.

I'm going with the lipo, but that is one awesome rack.

@ Hawkmech

That, and she looks stoned. I dig that.

You have a beautiful redhead in bra and panties and your footwear of choice is...running shoes? Seriously? Then when processing the photos you miss a spider bite on her leg, raw knees and the skin tone of a space alien.

I'm with my man, judekyle. Torrid Art is boring the fuck out of me too.

Is is me, or are we seeing the same broads over and over?

The big titty lovers gonna love 'er, and the bush haters gonna hate 'er. She's doable but that's about it.

Really sexy amateur and her boyfriend even takes the time to hang his clothes on the chair. I don't think I would have had that much patience with this babe waiting naked on the bed.

#1513 | 18 Aug 2011 16:13 by Funeral Guy on Sexy young Caprice A naked

Hands down (my pants) the sexiest model in porn. Caprice is perfect.

Admin's definition of gorgeous is a little more elastic than mine. This chick has an OK slut look, but gorgeous she ain't IMHO. I like the pussy squeeze in the last pic, though.

Not the worlds' most raving beauty, but good enough. The body, on the other hand, is outstanding. You know I like the slender types and those high heels really set off those fantastic legs. Love the shot with the panties up the crack.

#1510 | 17 Aug 2011 18:37 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

So much porn out there. I fear for our nation's youth.

Gorgeous face, but after the sixth picture I got kind of bored.

#1508 | 17 Aug 2011 18:01 by Funeral Guy on Busty young horny at home

She's sexy (look at those lips) and her friend (is that toenail polish?) is watching porn on the TV. I'm definitely intrigued.

The good: Nice pussy

The bad: Pornstar balloon tits
Ugly face with makeup applied with a spackle knife and a paint gun.

#1506 | 17 Aug 2011 03:23 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

The Daily Erotic Picdump:

Porn for guys with Attention Deficit Disorder.

#1505 | 16 Aug 2011 22:43 by Funeral Guy on Blond girl lays naked in bed

If she walked up to me at 2 AM in a bar and asked me to fuck, I'd do it. But that would be the extent of the effort I'd put into nailing her.

It's nice that she keeps a puke bowl near the bed for those kinds of drunken encounters.

Fuckable. Nothing much else to say.

Encore performance and I'm not going to complain about the body and the ass on this chick.

Somebody is in for a fun honeymoon. (Then spend the rest of your marriage monitoring her food intake, buddy.)

The shot of her standing up with her hands on the counter is the reason high heels were invented. Anything less than a 4" heel on a woman's shoe should be outlawed by an act of Congress. This babe is smoking. You could engrave a trophy with her nipples.

She's got a certain something. I'd do her.

#1499 | 15 Aug 2011 18:43 by Funeral Guy on Busty red head likes milk

She looks like a younger, cuter version of Maggie Gyllenhaal. Smokin' tits. I'm also not a big fan of the milk pouring shot. If you want something sticky on yourself I got a better idea.

I liked this hardbody ginger the last time she was here and I still do. You could bounce a quarter of any part of her. Great snatch.

#1497 | 15 Aug 2011 04:30 by Funeral Guy on Pretty blonde posing topless

Nice little slut. Love the nice, soft natural hang on the tits. The tat...uh...not so much.

#1496 | 13 Aug 2011 00:15 by Funeral Guy on Eufrat in a pink thong

If I had to pick a nit, and believe me it's no deal breaker, but does she have some big dumbo ears or am I imagining things? Don't get me wrong, I still think she's hot as shit.

#1495 | 12 Aug 2011 19:10 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

This dump was very heavy on the upskirts. You will never hear me complaining about this.

You guys know me, I'd like her better with a breast reduction. At least they're real. Speaking of real, she really shows her commitment to bikes with that arm tat. Pussy shot would have helped.

#1493 | 12 Aug 2011 16:23 by Funeral Guy on Busty wife nude and naughty

So three drug addicts break into a cheesy apartment. After tossing the place in a search for Oxycontin, they find a digital camera. Since the whore they hang with (she's useful because she'll blow guys for drug cash) is high as a fucking kite, they take photos of her to post on the internet.

She's beat to shit, but nobody will remember anything in the morning.

These Torrid sets always have the same look to them. Stand up with clothes, shuck down to the underwear, then get naked on the couch and spread 'em. The girls all seem to have the same kind of look and skin tone. I'm not really complaining. Most of the time that girls are pretty hot. (Like this one.) But can you really distinguish her from the brunette we saw yesterday? Maybe they should try different photographers.

Again. I'm not bitching. It's pornography and it's not costing me a dime.

Thumbs up from the Funeral Guy. Love the slender body and the stockings. Really nice snatch. She's a real goer with that vibrator.

#1490 | 11 Aug 2011 20:22 by Funeral Guy on Sensiual Maria in blue dress

Gorgeous and marvelous pussy meat. Next time lose the $9 Target beach flops and get this babe in some heels and sexy lingerie.

I can understand judekyle's point, but I would try my best to overcome her perfection to rail the living shit out of her.

Blows so many guys she has a scab on her knee. Just leave the money on the dresser when you leave.

I cannot add anything to what my esteemed colleagues in the judging of amateur poontang have already said. Cute, but needs to display the goods.

Even the stretch marks on her boobies are hot.

#1485 | 10 Aug 2011 22:23 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

That Nicole Shitburger or whatever the fuck her name is is pretty hot.

Not bad, but that ass will be massive after a couple of kids.

#1483 | 10 Aug 2011 16:20 by Funeral Guy on Kimberly Kane nice pussy hair

She's no beauty and a little lumpy to boot, but that meaty taco makes up for it. Oh, Yeah!

#1482 | 10 Aug 2011 16:18 by Funeral Guy on Hot beautiful girl

If I came home and found this bitch folding my laundry I'd be pretty OK with it.

#1481 | 10 Aug 2011 05:21 by Funeral Guy on Sultry ex wife nude and horny

I guess his revenge was having her implants done by Dr. Nick Riviera. Those fucking bolt-ons are horrible.

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dr-nick-riviera.gif

I keep looking for the flaw. Nope, it ain't there. Karlie is a sexy bitch.

Yes, yes, yes. Love everything about her. Really hot amateur.

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