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Hey Ashley, Jay Leno called. He wants his chin back. Haha. (I'll be here all week.)

Seriously though. Good for a one-nighter. That is all.

I've been seeing this "housewife" and her robo-tits for years. (She must have a million pictures on The Hun's Yellow Pages.) She didn't turn me on then and she still doesn't. Don't like her face and I bet her pussy smells.

#1476 | 9 Aug 2011 05:01 by Funeral Guy on Amateur with glistening ass

Nope, I don't have a problem with the belly hair or anything else for that matter. I'd happily do her anytime.

Not bad for a chubnik, but needs to get to a dermatologist. STAT!!

I agree with judekyle that she looks a bit dim, but my desire would not be to sit down with her for a discussion of politics or quantum physics.

#1473 | 8 Aug 2011 18:37 by Funeral Guy on Lana Lopez red high heels

@ SNAFU

For some reason her boob job doesn't bother me. I think it's because I've known a lot of Latinas with high, firm tits like hers. Plus, they don't look ridiculously oversized for her frame.

#1472 | 8 Aug 2011 16:31 by Funeral Guy on Lana Lopez red high heels

I liked her before and I like her now. She's a tight little thing. The overbite is real sexy.

#1471 | 8 Aug 2011 16:28 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Pretty good. The drunken slut in the motel door brought back memories.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110731/2/daily_erotic_picdump_19.jpg

#1470 | 5 Aug 2011 20:32 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Little Mutt needs a bit of help shaving the little hairs around her bunghole. Oh....OK...I'll do it.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110727/41/daily_erotic_picdump_78.jpg

Now there's a photographer that knows what guys want to see. Very hot girl. I'll take more of her anytime.

Surprised she doesn't have a silky hair pie. All the better to view that big juicy clit. Very cute Asian chick. Like anime.

I knew SNAFU would go for this. Asian boy likey the Asian Girl then makee the cute Asian baboo.

Fantastic slut face. Love the pencil erasers on her chest. Please don't get implants, Georgia. I'd fuck the shit out of her...dirty feet, heel blisters and all.

Tight pussy, hairy back. I'd do her.

#1465 | 4 Aug 2011 17:59 by Funeral Guy on Jana Cova perky naked tits

The whole "aging stripper at the twilight of her hotness" persona is somehow sad and sexy at the same time.

It's unanimous. Extremely hot girl. Great tits, snooter and two separate lingerie outfits. Sexy lips as a bonus. (The ones on her face, I mean.)

Very cute. This set was a real tease though. More nudity and snoochy shot please.

#1462 | 4 Aug 2011 06:57 by Funeral Guy on Naked Vika at sunset

More evidence that The Librarian is on to something with the pussy hair comeback. Doesn't bother me, I ate my way through two decades of bearded clam.

This broad looks like Madonna's "special" sister. Nothing wrong with the body. Awesome tits.

#1461 | 4 Aug 2011 02:49 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Pretty good dump.

Anybody know why the chick in the first pic is injecting cum into her ass? Seems pointless to me and if it's supposed to be artsy it was major FAIL.

The face is a little goofy, but I could get past that since the rest looks good. Would not turn it down.

Looks like Tara Reid after a few good meals. Nice tits and she shows 'em in public. Gotta give her points for that.

I like the ugly/sexy look. Nice womanly body. No snark from me on this one.

Nice churchgoing Christian girls should always take off the cross before posting splooge covered face pictures. Not my type, by the way. Moped nails it.

This is what Sarah Jessica Parker would look like if she was good looking. Agree with Enew. Marvelous pussy.

Juicy vagina, but that's about it. I'm glad she has a boyfriend that loves her and wants to take photos of her.

Big tits and big bag of weed. Looks like a party to me.

Vaseline is so old school. She needs some Wet Platinum. That'll grease up the old poop chute.

I like the face but most of these Torrid Art chicks look all washed out most of the time.

#1451 | 2 Aug 2011 19:53 by Funeral Guy on Cute Sofi on an island

Wow! Just wow! Hard to believe but I'm speechless.

She's got psoriasis and someone let the air out of her tits. How did the photographer miss how bad those panties make her ass look?

This set was slightly better than her last one, but that ain't sayin' much.

Face is photoshopped into cartoon territory. Great tits and don't mind the bush at all.

I am definitely on the petite bandwagon and this babe is adorable.

Actually, I'd be interested to see what that bush would look like in full bloom.

She's pretty hot. I'd fuck her.

At least the boyfriend must be happy that this pig isn't pregnant. I'm trying to think if there is anything sexy about a chick that would let you specifically document her period and I'm coming up empty.

#1445 | 1 Aug 2011 04:11 by Funeral Guy on Alyssa Reece bubble butt

She looks mean alright. Like she would throw you the meanest fuck you've had in a long time. I love these stubby little bitches. That's a hot ass.

#1444 | 29 Jul 2011 23:53 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

The dance floor pic with the guy's hand down the chick's pants was pretty hot.

Not bad, but she looks like a fucking mime. In a minute she'll put on the white gloves and do that "Help me, I'm trapped in a box routine."

Her skin looks terrible in these pictures. She looks like she's been disinterred from her grave or at the end of a two week meth bender.

I hope the boyfriend fucks better than he photographs. He even includes his own foot in one of the pictures. She's actually pretty hot and I've got no complaints about the tits.

#1440 | 29 Jul 2011 21:10 by Funeral Guy on Sexy Paige spreading her legs

I guess if your pain threshold is high enough to let someone stick needle through your tender nipple flesh, I guess you can laugh while you shove a blue dildo in your bunghole. I like her sense of fun and her snoochy is really pretty, but if she is going to smile so much she should get those janky teeth worked on.

#1439 | 29 Jul 2011 21:07 by Funeral Guy on Busty sweetie nude in bedroom

Is it me, or are girls getting thicker in the middle these days? Nice looking chick, but that is going to be a major muffin top in a couple of years.

Ariel is a beautiful woman, no argument, but these are not her best photos.

Attack of the Zombie Super Models!!!

I'm sorry. These photos are seriously disturbing.

#1436 | 28 Jul 2011 22:24 by Funeral Guy on Sexy busty Domino

I was going to make a joke about mountains and molehills, but that seemed a little obvious. As a non-fan of blubby, floppy tits this is not exactly my dream girl. Throw in the biker tats and the lucite stripper heels and what you have is the Funeral Guy with a terminally flaccid dick over this skanky slut. I'm almost grateful there was no pussy shot.

The face is not going to win any contests, but the rest of it is prime. Great snooter. I'd eat those panties right off of her.

Not in love with the tongue stud, but like the haircut. Awesome nipples and hot fat pussy. Appears very comfortable offering up the back end pose. Good looking regular girl. I would happily give her a right shagging.

If I'm not mistaken that appears to be a bottle of lube next to the bed indicating that butt sex would be on the menu. Whoo hooo! (Can't figure out what was in the red box. Vibrator? Even better. Kinky chick.)

I knew you could get your hair done at Wal-Mart but I didn't realize they did boob jobs as well. She's fucking horrible.

If I was drunk I would probably let her blow me, by I'd dip my cock in Lysol afterward.

#1432 | 28 Jul 2011 03:21 by Funeral Guy on Adrienne Manning in glasses

I'm usually big on the hot chick/glasses look, but for some reason this chick isn't working it. It looks fake to me. Better without them. The fact that she has a cute smooth snooch really helps.

#1431 | 27 Jul 2011 23:36 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

I wonder if Obama/Biden will pull the small-tit chick vote again in 2012?

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110726/1/daily_erotic_picdump_30.jpg

#1430 | 27 Jul 2011 23:24 by Funeral Guy on Lizzie Ryan big tits outdoors

I hate to be the turd in the punchbowl, but I'd really like to put somebody else's face on top of that perfect body.

#1429 | 27 Jul 2011 23:17 by Funeral Guy on Sexy latina Jennifer Lopez

When you throw out all the celebrity diva bullshit, you're reminded what a stunningly beautiful woman J-Lo really is.

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