Well, I guess I'm the turd in the punchbowl on Heather. I don't see her as unhealthy, she's just very lean. Some people just are genetically. I used to work with a guitar player that would eat crap fast food all day long on the road and never gain an ounce. Shit, look at Iggy Pop and Mick Jagger.

I understand Amy's concern (I have daughters) but this chick is not anorexic. She might not be everyone's cup of tea but to me she's damn fuckable.

Now. I say we lobby Amy to post some nude photos of herself on her website. I love the petites. What do ya' say, Amy?

I love her stubby little body and lovely tits. A bundle of fun. The two-toned snooter is fantastic. Got no problems with the face at all. She be sexy.

I must respectfully disagree. I'll take take that 4% body fat hardbody and that meaty snooch. You could break a bottle on her ass and stomach. Nice. I'm usually not a freckle lover, but I bet the juice is really sweet under that fire bush.

This must have been before she got all tatted up and turned into a skanked out attention whore. Her skin is kind of rough but not a deal breaker. Not a fan of the robotits but at least she didn't go ridiculous. If I ran into her the way she looks in these photos, I would definitely be chatting her up with all intentions toward nailing her.

Now? I wouldn't get close for fear a disease would jump off her and on to me.

@ Amy Celeste

That's because you're a female and you're supposed to be better than us. We men always default to our baser instincts.

Guys, if you get a minute check out Amy's blog. She's a lesbian and has tons of pussy pics there. Amazing collection of Gingers.

http://amy-celeste.tumblr.com/

@ 23

I only comment when the place is a pigsty. Like Machevelli said, doesn't count when they do a pro shoot at some rich guy's house.

I watched some of her porn yesterday. Very hot. Amazing her butthole looks as good as it does in these pictures, since it gets reamed on a regular basis.

I can't say I'd like to look at the face over breakfast every morning as the years pass, but fucking hell, that is one hot body. Her tits are amazing.

Less art, more cunt.

Sexy face, natural tits. Both holes looking extremely tight. 2 points off for the tat that will be a black blob in 20 years. I'm liking the bush trim. Thumbs up on Tori.

We all seem to be in agreement. I knew it wasn't going to be good when she started out in the Amy Winehouse shoes. She looks like she picked up some weird disease while on a safari in the Congo. Face is barely passable. You know I like small tits but these look like the half deflated balloons you see the day after your kid's birthday party.

File her under "Horrid Art". (They've got this new thing. It's called Photoshop. Try it sometime.)

As Shay is getting older, she's getting even better looking.

The sores around her mouth are a little concerning, but as long as they are not on her coochie I guess it's OK. Speaking of her coochie, can we see it, please?

Cute chick, nice tits. Stellar nipples!!!

Fuckable, but alas, totally forgettable.

Looks like the boyfriend ripped his clothes off and fucked her on the floor...HAWT! She's got one damn smokin' ass, but what's up with the blue toenail. And what the hell is seeping through the walls and ceiling of that apartment?

@ Easy44

The hardest part of her body is surely the silicone saturated funbags. Nothing wrong with the rest of her though.

She's absolutely perfect. Can't get enough of her. Agree with DF on the close up pussy shots.

I think Aracien is in love. He used all the emoticons.

What a stupid waste of bandwidth.

@ judekyle

I thought that kiss looked a little passionate.

I like those boobs now, but I won't like them in 10 years. Cute face, snoochie and bunghole. I don't mind the side tat but take that bauble out of your lip before I kiss you, please.

That one was great. Faye is a strawberry hottie. Amazing tits for a slim girl. Great pussy on both of them.

Agree with Wiggles, Faye Reagan porn is always hot.

Whoever did the boob job on pic #7 needs to have his medical license yanked.

I like the pussy eaters on the subway. Why doesn't that ever happen when I'm around?

@ The Librarian

I wondered about the tits myself, I'm just naturally suspicious when an otherwise slender woman has such big bazoos. If they are fake (and I'm about 90% sure on that) they are good ones. Some sag to avoid the RoboTit look.

Internet research says she's all natural. More power to her.

As you know, I'm not a fan of big fake boobs, but this one beautiful chick. I'd pretend she's Bristol Palin and blow a big load right across her chin.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I've seen homeless heroin addicts living in their cars that took more pride in their surroundings. At least she'll be the youngest, hottest girl ever to be featured on Hoarding: Buried Alive. And it's not only the clutter, look at the scuzzy sheet in pic #4 and the makeup stains all over the tables. This little tramp isn't college girl messy, she's on the way to being pathologically filthy. (Her parents are never going to get their deposit back on this place.) If she had pubic hair you'd have to comb out the crabs before fucking.

She has a weird mouth and teeth so she defaults to duckface. Never a good look. Her body, on the other hand, is close to perfect. I'd put up with the room and all the rest of it to pound on that ass.

(I see I've become way to predictable around here.)

It's the porn version of Meryl Streep. She might want to get the shoulder mole checked. Could be cancerous. Creeping cottage cheese syndrome on the thighs and nasty ankle tat. Bet she's a "featured dancer" somewhere.

Other than that, smokin' body and a hot snooch.

I bet she'd fuck you for some crack.

Tits are kinda saggy, but I actually like that. I think she's hot. Love the cameltoe in pic #7.

Holy shit! I'm kinda changing my tune on this bitch. She has a box on her nightstand for a Walther PPK/S CO 2 BB pistol. I'll take this broad to the range for some real shooting then home for fuck time.

Putting aside the clutter (How many coats can you hang on your fucking door?), she has a pretty nice body. The face, however, is a slightly better looking version of Octomom.

I'd probably hit this one, but I wouldn't feel good about myself afterwards.

Hot ass and snatch. Interesting face. I'm guessing half Asian. Love the little tittays.

I believe the word is statuesque. Tall and full figured. No stick models here. Agree with my boys that some lesbo action would have been appreciated.

Now that is exactly my type. Bailey, if I give you $5 will you let me sniff your fuckhole?

Upskirts and girls pissing are always welcome.

She's really purdy. And the bottoms of her feet are clean.

She's not a beauty but that's OK. My head wouldn't be up around her face that much anyway.

Fake lesbos, but saved by some good pussy shots.

WE LOVE THE BUSH!! (No politics, SNAFU )

I like Emo chicks with tight pussies. I would lick the lolly even after it had been in her ass.

My first thought was: "Wow, I wish my dick was as big as her nose." Then I realized I should give her props for not going to some plastic surgeon to get it chopped down so she'd look like a Barbie Porn Slut. So yeah, I'd fuck her.

She appears to be wearing a wedding band. I wonder if her husband knows she's doing this?

Clean pussy, dirty feet.

Hot chicks, but more cunt please

Very hot Euro babe. You forgot nice butthole.

Gawd, that was stupid. Hot chicks should be posed on a bed in slutty lingerie with their legs spread. Not on tractors with tool belts and ties. Men are not complicated. Give us what we want.

With the occasional nod to Hawkmech who has a hot mechanic fetish. ;-)

I'm not exactly sure why, but I'm totally turned on by this chick. From the soft sag of the tits to the cotton panties to the butt hairs she missed when she did her shave. That wet meaty cunt really gave me a chubby. This one would be loads of hot fun, boys. Count on it.

A little (and only just a little) bottom heavy for my ideal, but the full, natural tits are scrumptious. Sexy face and meaty snooch. So, overall, very fuckable.

You have two fantastically hot babes and this is the best you can do? The photographer must be a total homo. That is the only explanation for yawningly boring set.

I liked her before and I like her now. Straight up hot.

I might surprise you on this. I like everything about this chick including the pussy hair. I loves me the petites. Her face tells me that she's a real rascal in the sack. Let me at her. (And just pull the panties to the side while I tongue your sweet young hole.)