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#1178 | 3 Jun 2011 15:34 by Funeral Guy on Young busty amateur

Big plumpy tits and duckface. Welcome to the Facebook Generation.

Agee with judekyle. She has nice snooch meat though.

#1176 | 3 Jun 2011 01:24 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Monica Belluci is the shit.

#1175 | 3 Jun 2011 00:28 by Funeral Guy on Victoria Sweet in bath

So young and innocent looking. Too bad about the back tat. Doesn't turn me off enough that I wouldn't smell that finger after she takes it out of her butthole.

#1174 | 3 Jun 2011 00:26 by Funeral Guy on Megan Shaw in white dress

Goodness, those are some round breasts. How do they get like that? I've never seen anything like it.

Very, very sexy. Love her face. Nice pussy. I'll take it ass pimples and all.

Fuckable, but not a face I could deal with long term.

Does that mean she's only fucked two guys? How would you like to be William and have her stick her "Kurt" finger in your bunghole while she's blowing you. Yeah..you're right. It wouldn't bother me much either.

Good looking babe and nice holes. The tats will be a source of future regret, I betcha'.

I think this babe is super hot. Great slit and I hope she'd like my cum all over that lingerie.

Very pretty girl.

#1169 | 2 Jun 2011 01:05 by Funeral Guy on Candy Alexa latex outfit

She's too innocent looking to pull off the latex whore shit and those fucking shoes.

She does have some big milk bags.

#1168 | 2 Jun 2011 00:58 by Funeral Guy on Justene Jaro plaid skirt

Stubby trunk and horrible tits. Not feeling this one, boys.

#1167 | 2 Jun 2011 00:56 by Funeral Guy on Nice blonde girl - Magda

She looks stoned and the heart thing must be a trend (see the little honey from yesterday). I'd fuck this one no problem.

She's got a sexy mouth.

Not diggin' the face although I'll grant that it could be a couple of bad angles. The Rorschach blotch on her arm is truly regrettable and the less said about the bolt-ons the better.

However, that ass does it for me. I'd fuck her...from behind.

#1165 | 1 Jun 2011 03:12 by Funeral Guy on Sweet young blonde

The first picture is a prime example of how to get someone's attention. That might be barely legal and still playing with stuffed toys, but WOW! I want some of the hot little snoochie and I want it now.

Real boner popper in my opinion. That'd be some good eatin', boys.

I'd make sure she stayed hypnotized and keep her as a sex slave.

#1163 | 31 May 2011 20:50 by Funeral Guy on Busty girls pics

Pretty hot boobabe with one glaring exception.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110513/2/busty_girls_pics_23.jpg

That is fucking scary.

Does this chick have some kind of rash? Outside of possibly catching something, I'd fuck her. Smooth clean holes, and at least you know her pits smell nice.

You know me...I don't mind the small titties. Take your hat off and stay awhile.

Very nice. I bet her snatch smells good. Love the outfit.

Little chubby but there's something about her. I'd hit it but I wouldn't brag about it to my friends.

Nothing wrong with this at all. Amazing boobays! Looks real good in those tight pants. Yum!

Pictures are from eight years ago. Hope those titties are still nice.

#1158 | 30 May 2011 20:58 by Funeral Guy on Bea Stiel plump pussy lips

I like the snooch, but that face is really disturbing.

#1157 | 30 May 2011 20:56 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Happy Mammorial Day, everybody!!!

Holy Shit!! Stand back, boys. If those lips and the tits explode, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

(This is probably a really hot woman, if she actually exists outside of the Matrix.)

It's all been said by my colleagues. Fake lesbos, ass and face pimples, this is like the synchronized swimming of lez porn. It's like the photographer talked two of his cousins into this after a couple of beers. The one chick with the zits approaches the other one's pussy like she suspects she has a yeast infection. (Probably a good assumption.)

The chick's aren't horrible, it's just the whole set up is not erotic and totally stupid.

@ Machevelli

Compared to most bitches bathrooms, this is a fucking showplace.

Not bad. Love the tits and she keeps the grout clean. Be a fun weekend.

And the line of the day goes to.......greendog 24.

#1151 | 29 May 2011 07:39 by Funeral Guy on Sweet Caprice masturbating

@ AmyCeleste

And we would be most happy to see the photos of that epic match-up. (Video even better!)

#1150 | 29 May 2011 07:36 by Funeral Guy on Natasha showing tits

@ AmyCeleste

I study all these pictures very closely. Unfortunately, somebody has to do it. acute

Plus, I'm sure you noticed in my second post that I would do her. I'm a guy. The bar doesn't have to be set very high most of the time.

#1149 | 28 May 2011 02:48 by Funeral Guy on Natasha showing tits

@ judekyle & Hawkmech

You are right about her doability. She's got the nice tits, no question. (I think we on this site should be able to copyright the word "doabiltiy".)

I was talking about the posting of the pictures. My wife also has some flaws as she gets older and she's still majorly sexy to me. (And to a lot of other men. Yeah, I'm bragging a bit.) My point is the pictures ending up on sites like this. It's one thing with the young broads. They're young and stupid. Like you're supposed to be. I sure was.

If her boyfriend (I don't see a ring) posted these photos, she was done wrong IMO. If she was OK with putting them into the public domain, then she has horrible judgment since she obviously has kids.

That said, if she wants us to look. I'll look. And make honest assessments. (I should have mentioned in my first post that I would most assuredly fuck her, given the chance.)

BTW...

Did you read that they are trying to sell a reality show about swingers? I wrote about it here.

http://thefuninfuneral.blogspot.com/2011/05/downfall-of-western-civilization.htm
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#1148 | 28 May 2011 00:02 by Funeral Guy on Natasha showing tits

Some things are meant for private viewing only. I'm so embarrassed for this mom it almost doesn't seem right to bring up certain points.

Like when you are pushing 40 a stripper pole in the middle of your den is a little gauche. Or when you have blubby, stretch mark baby stomach it's best not to hang jewelry from your navel to attract attention to an unflattering feature of your aging body. Or that the unrecognizable blob of ink on your hip is not going to improve as you move into grandmahood. Or that you are about 15 years past the point where schoolgirl outfits, flashing your boobs in public and wearing T-shirts that draw attention to your tits is seemly or sexy. Or that photographing your glittery, ringing in The New Year fuck was a good idea since so much drunken debauchery is being posted on the interwebs these days.

Your breakup must have really been nasty for your ex-boyfriend to do this to you and your kids.

I know I didn't really need or want to see it.

Her face isn't helped by that pimple over her lip. Pretty good body, but with that mug I can see why you'd want to emphasize your twat and bunghole.

#1146 | 27 May 2011 21:23 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

The emphasis today, boys, is sluts and butts. While we await crimineel's in depth study and analysis of today's Picdump. I must say I found this one particularly appealing for some reason.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110511/40/daily_erotic_picdump_18.jpg

I would eat those little white shorts right off her.

#1145 | 27 May 2011 15:56 by Funeral Guy on Busty Gisele nude

Is it me, or does this slut have her tits re-inflated every three months? She really needs to retire because she's starting to get old whore face.

Save the sepia tone for Civil War photos.

#1144 | 27 May 2011 06:53 by Funeral Guy on Sweet Caprice masturbating

This is easily one of the hottest bitches in porn. I watched her rub her pussy for 10 minutes on Tube8 the other day and wasn't bored for a second. Marvelous snatch and bunghole. You know I loves me the naturals and according to her website they be real. Perfect size for her body.

Beautiful woman...straight up.

She's a little stubby for my tastes. Keeps a decent house, not spotless but good enough. The face looks like she may be short a chromosome. I don't think I'd hit it.

Gawd!! These bitches. CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM!!! Yes, folks. She has a Winnie the Pooh collection. Girls with Winnie the Pooh fetishes should not be showing their tits and snooters on the interwebs. I'm sorry. Some things are just wrong. And Eminem? At least she keeps current about the new trends in music. (sarc)

Now. The slut herself. I gotta give her credit. That is one smokin' hot body. Great snatch (although use a fresh razor next time) and a clean butthole. Love those pillowy natural boobays.

As for the face. If she hadn't fucked up her eyebrows she wouldn't be half bad. She doesn't appear to be a chola so I don't know what the fuck she was thinking.

So overall, even with the flaws, very very fuckable.

@ judekyle

Your stipulation is hereby agreed to. I would always go for a swig of mouthwash or a bite of toothpaste when I went in for my morning piss.

Just because I just saw this little sweetie get railed up the bunghole, go ass to mouth then take a big load on the chin from a skeevy Russian guy, in no way negates my previous comments.

http://sickfucktube.com/video/HXUUHOSWUBM2/Cute-Russian-Amateur-Ethel-Disturbed-
During-Phone-Call-And-Fucked-In-The-Ass#axzz1NTruLspe

I miss the days when I would wake up and get some morning pussy. When your girl is all warm and sleepy and smells like last nights sex.

She's cute and I love the bunny teeth.

Hey, Matt1075 is back. How ya' doin', bro?

I woke up in an ornery mood this morning and really wanted to bag on some skanky amateurs and what do I get? This vision of loveliness that has floated down from heaven to grace us with her beauty. I'm almost speechless, except I'm never speechless. If she has only half a brain in her head she's marrying material, boys. The perfect vessel with which to pass on your DNA to your future progeny.

Many props to the photographer who wisely turned down the thermostat for the shoot.

I work in a room where we prepare bodies for funerals and I wouldn't take my pants down in this bathroom. It's slightly cleaner than the head in the movie Trainspotting, but not much.

http://www.manageyourshapeblog.com/.a/6a00e54f9153e0883301348773413c970c-600wi

Agree with judekyle, if she had pissed all over the floor, would anybody have even cared? (Except for Sasha Grey, who would lay on the piss covered floor, blow and ass fuck seven black guys then lick up the cum. That's Entertainment!!)

#1135 | 26 May 2011 15:31 by Funeral Guy on Masturbation step by step

Anybody want to bet that her boyfriend promised her that if she let him take photos of her fingering her snooch, nobody, and I mean nobody, would ever ever ever see them?

One day after break-up she's a featured slut on Erooups. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Girls are so gullible, aren't they? Gotta love 'em!!

I'll throw her a hot salami sammich, easy44, 'cause I like a slim lassie with a nice smooth twat.

My associates at work stood over my shoulder as I scrolled down. The comments.

SD: "I'd eat her fartbox."

AH: "I loooove underboob and chocolate sex."

Me: Is her face the greatest but good enough? Yep. Am I curious about her snooch? Uh huh. Would she let me eat some of those Kit Kats (#29) after I fucked her royally? I hope so.

Does the fact that she has a large collection of sexy outfits and loves to show off in them give me a big time stiffy? You betcha'!

#1132 | 25 May 2011 21:01 by Funeral Guy on Renee Perez in Tropic

All I needed to see was that velvety fuckhole. Smokin'!!!!

#1131 | 25 May 2011 18:50 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

This Picdump was a real Festival of Tits with a little taste of cameltoe. Not bad, not bad at all.

Not a face I would want to look at on a daily basis and the chola eyebrows aren't helping.

I think we are unanimous that the hefty naturals are pretty awesome. The pubes don't bother me much, I think they look weird because they're wet. I wonder if some amount of pussy hair is making a comeback?

Some full on pink may have tipped the scale for me, but not feeling this one. (Except for the tits.)

Very nice body and pretty face. The boxing theme isn't exactly working for me. I like the panty shots better the full on nude. Sexier for some reason.

@ crimineel

You better hope nothing ever happens to this woman.

Remember "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in the court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?
- American Miranda Rights warning.

haha.

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