Her face ain't the greatest, but she has a nice pantie collection. FG likes 'em petite, so yeah, I'd rail her senseless.

After she showed me ID, of course.

(Somebody needs to clean the toothpaste spray off that fucking bathroom mirror.)

She's so damn gorgeous I'd slam her despite the lousy boob job. If you're gonna do it, go natural, please. Real tits hang a bit, not stick straight out in case you didn't know, honey.

Hey, crimineel, welcome back. Glad you had a "fucking" good time.

I disagree with you on this one. I'd fuck her tea.

Can someone explain comment #17 to me? I don't get it.

@ Wiggles

Went to the link. They were perfect then. I don't know what it is with some broads. Bigger, bigger.....BIGGER!!!!

In those pictures from the other day she looks horrible. Damn shame.

The more I thought about it after hitting send the possibility of me helping the ladyboy with a "happy ending" trended downward. As I stand now, "she" has a 99.9% chance of me zipping up and leaving as soon as "she's" done.

Since this is all hypothetical anyway.

PS. Congrats, Tx, on your sobriety. Nice waking up in the morning without a headache and a mouth full of cotton, isn't it?

Just as an afterthought. If you did finish the ladyboy off, you could just tell yourself it was a big clit and she was a squirter. Hahahaha.

The emphasis seems to be on ass in this picdump. You will not find me complaining about this.

Is it me or did Megan Fox go from being MEGAN FOX!!!!! to Who Gives A Shit awfully fast?

@ TxBondsman...Drunk enough to let the inhibitions down, but not drunk enough to say you didn't know what you were doing. And, no, it's just between you, God and your own sense of personal dignity.

OK. I asked the question so I guess I need to give my answer. Just so you know, I've been clean and sober since 1986 so everything I would do is the product of a (relatively) sound mind.

As to act #1. As long as the "woman" in question is not one of those middle age weirdos that shows up on Jerry Springer and looks like Margaret Thatcher, I would have to consider it. If it's young, attractive, no trace of beard and has a pussy and tits, albeit hormonally and surgically altered, I would pull out the AstroGlide or whatever it takes and have at it. She's had the surgery and fully joined the other team. At that point, it's a chick. Ergo, not gay to fuck it.

Act #2 is a little bit dicier. I've seen enough ladyboy porn to get that except for the dick, that' s pretty much a woman. (And some really hot ones at that, admit it.) If the attraction is because the object is mainly a woman, the question of whether it's an act of "gay" sex enters a murky and grey area. So, in all honesty, if the ladyboy was sexy and feminine enough I would let "her" blow me. One can only imagine that they must be highly skilled in this area. During the act itself I would think one could easily compartmentalize and just concentrate on the pleasurable aspects. Butt sex would be out of the question, and in my opinion, would be gay despite the femininity of the sex object. After all, if "she" wasn't mainly feminine none of us would even be there to entertain the question, but anal sex above a cock and hanging balls would be a bridge too far for me, without a doubt.

Being completely open and honest? I might (with the emphasis on might) jack it off just for the novelty of seeing "her" cum out of a cock. No suckee on my part under any circumstances though.

How's that? Make any sense? Your thoughts.

PS. I hope it goes without saying that I wouldn't make a habit of any of this stuff.

Well, well. It's appearance number three for Admin's favorite barely legal post pubescent pornslut, Teen Kasia.

I love the schoolgirl get-up with the teenybopper stockings. She really needs to tone down the shoes, however. She's so petite they make her look like she's tottering around on stilts.

Overall, I dig her a lot. Her pussy and bunghole look to be a perfect fit for my jizz injector. I just wish she took credit cards. I don't like carrying a lot of real money around with me. (Pic #2)

I knew it. Your new site name will now be brocaBLEACH. haha.

I also forgot about the Kinks song Lola. Lola was just the first Latina chick name that popped into my head.

@ TxBondsman

Not if you periodically during the fuck session go back down and lick them for awhile. Or may I recommend Wet Platinum™. One of the greatest scientific discoveries of all time. (OK, maybe a little hyperbolic, but the best sex lube nonetheless.)

@ Wiggles

I agree. She should have stopped where she was in these photos.

I'll take a second helping of Cristina anytime. She's all good. Although I'm sure before the weekend is over someone will suggest an asshole bleaching.

Didn't we see her the other day? Really cute haircut in this one.

Just followed SNAFU's link. Now I remember. Now she's older, harder, skankier and with even more ridiculous implants.

Would have loved to have seen her before she became a fake boobed internet pornslut.

In ten years she'll be another Jocelyn James. Used up, doing interracial gangbang, DP, and choking, slobbering blow job porn.

Heroin overdose to follow. The end.

Agree with my buddies here. Eastern European, for sure. Great body, magnificent twat and nipples.

I usually don't mind a prominent nose on a chick. Gives the face character. But the thin nose on this girl gives her kind of a "witch" look. Too bad. Otherwise....Hot.

I'm not digging the face so I really was expecting a post-op. I've seen post-op "pussy" (a dead one, actually) and this ain't one.

Fuckable, for sure. But I wouldn't want to gaze into that mug on a long term basis.

Topic for discussion: Would you fuck a transexual knowing, going in, (pun intended) that "she" used to be a dude? Is that gay?

Even harder topic: (Pun intended again) How about a Thai ladyboy? If not an ass fuck, would you let "it" blow you? Is that gay?

Discuss...

One of the best Playboy bitches I've seen. Really sexy face (the slight overbite is perfect) and nice hint of pussy meat. Would love to see the vajeen full on. Great tits and lingerie.

Smart enough not to tattoo the Playboy logo on herself.

@ SNAFU

I think I'll just call her Jerk-ita.

It looks like a tranny doing an impersonation of Cher wearing a cheap blonde wig.

Instead of the bathtub she would look more natural in a dairy farm with a milking machine attached to those udders.

She better stay away from any open flame. If those lips and tits ever ignited the resulting explosion would take a down a whole city block. Terrible boob job and permanent duck lips.

Still, with all that, if she was my teacher in high school I would have gone to class with the pockets cut out of my pants and no underwear.

Just out of curiosity. What the fuck is a watch cabin? It looks like a phone booth in a third world jungle shit hole.

@ Matt1075

Reading my own phrase again, it does sound a little like "skater boi dudespeak" doesn't it?

Bus Station Tramps....Hungry runaways who will do anything for cash and drugs!

Tonight...A Special Report....on Geraldo!

I not quite sure what the fuck is going on with this. If she's a RealDoll™ I'll fuck it. If she's a real girl I'll fuck her too. Is this Photoshop gone mad? In the first pic her navel is practically between her (very diminutive) tits. Her face is pixilated really weird. Her pussy is so perfect it's almost anime.

She should turn me on, but she doesn't. I think I may be feeling the "Uncanny Valley" effect.

Read this. It's interesting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

I know what's wrong with number 3. She looks like a stupid Barbie Doll with too big a head and dopey implants that are way out of proportion for her frame. Outside of that, she's smokin'.

@ Jayzen Freeze

Different strokes, and all that. Damn, I love me a meaty pie. Roll that around with my mouth and tongue, while she moans and gets all wet and shit. Man, it doesn't get any sweeter than that.

@ BuckeyeFan

I hate to show my age, but I do believe that was a slogan from Dairy Queen. Lots of those in Ohio, huh?

And yes, I would eat a DQ with sprinkles out of Dominika's pussy.

It wouldn't even matter if she was cute or not. (Which she is.) I would ravage that snooch for hours.

Actually, TxBondsman is not telling you the whole story. This is the gal from Tx's past.

Her name was Lola. At least that's what she called herself. It all started when Tx bonded her out one hot Texas night on a rap for passing bad paper. She wasn't a career criminal, mind you, she just needed the dough to pay for the two-bit boob job that she got in Juarez. (It's a little known fact, but the drug cartels have a nice side business doing cut rate bolt-ons for the large stripper/lap dancer/street whore clientele on both sides of the border.)

Anyway, TxBondsman was between wives at the time and was feeling a little anxious, if you know what I mean. So when he sprung Lola from the jug he made her a little deal. Slowly checking her hot body up and down, he said, "Lola, baby, how 'bout I trade you these steel bracelets for some soft, furry handcuffs and some lace panties and we can have us some fun. The judge is a friend of mine. I'll throw some juice your way. Oh....and I'll also put in a word with the judge....heh heh heh."

For Lola, this is the best deal she's had all day and she starts dressing up in the sexy outfits that Tx just happens to have layin' around from similar jailbird conquests, ex-wives and girlfriends. Everything is going pretty good until Tx pulls out his TITANIC TEXAS TUBE STEAK! "

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"Aye Caramba!!" Screamed Lola. "A deals a deal, pretty senorita." Tx smiled. But TxBondsman was the only one in the room that was smiling. Lola's face reflected a trepidation (not too mention her parents' bad genes) that went right to the pit of her stomach. She could only imagine what she was in for when he started pulling her body stocking off. The best she could hope for was that there would be some pleasure to go along with the pain of being poked with Tx's Lone Star trouser snake. Lola could only pray that Tx would only require the use of her fuck hole and not her shit hole.

For TxBondsman it was just another night and just another notch on his gun. Both of them.

Just so you know, I had this written out real nice, but it got screwed up when I sent it.

FG