@ PokerSmoker420

Snooki is so fucking stupid that only an Rutgers faculty douchebag intellectual would think that 32 large is a worthwhile expenditure for her pearls of wisdom.

It is so refreshing to see a nice slender young woman with such perfectly formed natural breasts. They look so soft and supple. Loving and squeezing those funbags would be like gently fondling the softest of doves.

Not like some of those horrible bolt on tits you see on some of the professional porn sluts. Why, you could die from sucking their nipples and getting a fatal dose of silicone.

No chance of that happening with this fine young lady. Nope, Katie is all natural. You can take that to the Bank(s). She is so demure that she sells memberships to her pussy. Classy lady? You bet.

@ crimineel

That's not art. That's our prep room at the funeral home after a picking up the remains from a head on collision.

@ TxBondsman

I tried to find some snooch pics but had no luck. I'm with you, bro. There is something about this fuckslut that really does it for me.

She's is one of those slam her up against the wall tramps, then finish off with a bent over the table ass pounding.

Welcome UK Wiggles. Tell me, what's the word on the street about the new princess? She looks fuckable to me. I wouldn't say no to a Ménage

a trois with her and her sister either.

I think TxBondsman was being facetious. I wonder if Kate Middleton will get "Princess" tattooed above her ass crack?

@ TrickykidXY

Women with large labia need love too. I'm more than happy to give it to 'em. ;-)

Andie Valentino has a pussy that is almost as amazing as Dominika.

http://www.pussyxxl.com/media/images/sharingImages/4178.jpg

Nice to see some cunt and cameltoe. I was beginning to think Erooups was turning into a cooter free zone.

God help me, I don't know what it is, but I'm kind of digging the fattie in picture #15. I think I would dress up like Henry the VIII, put her in a milkmaid costume and chase her around and then shag her.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110319/30/daily_erotic_picdump_15.jpg

What is this? Snooki Look-A-Like Day?

Caty Cole is fat, but in a good way. I would definitely fuck her. I'm working on the assumption that she has a vagina to fuck although you wouldn't know it from the photos.

These young chicks went from diapers straight to bikini bottoms. That said, they are about as convincingly lesbian as I am.

Also, there's something distinctly lacking in this set...I can't quite put my finger on....give me a minute...it will come to me...

Oooops, I just noticed. Those are thong panties, not bikini bottoms. OK, add two points for that.

Ava Dawn...slightly better looking than Snooki. Butterfly tattoos which in twenty years will just be blogs of blue ink and big, fake tits.

A vagina shot might have saved this set. But it didn't. Waste of time.

(Of course I would fuck her....blah...blah....blah....)

@Matt1075

I did notice Wiggle's avatar. Without making a political statement I'm getting to the point where Sarah Palin humor is getting to be a little too easy. And no, I'm not an SP supporter. I am a big fan of jizz on glasses, however.

Just checked out the chive and bookmarked it. Always looking for time wasting sites for when it's slow at work. I also checked out Cali. Hot chick. So many hot chicks, so little time.

Hahaha, Matt1075, that was a good one. You are right. Admin needs to post some more borderline skanks in really horrible apartments to we can get the creative juices flowing again.

(Probably the wrong venue to use the word "juices".)

I dig everything but the ceiling nipples. Goddammit ladies. Stop that shit. It looks awful.

@ JayzenFreeze

One thing you have to remember is that when grandparents die who attends the funeral? Granddaughters, that's who. Most of the time dressed nice and slutty, black stockings and heels. I wish I could take you guys some cell phone photos. We see some real hotties. And lots of MILF's too.

I was doing a graveside the other day and this hot granddaughter was giving me a purple panty flash the whole fucking service. Outstanding.

Judekyle's point has a lot of insight. Well done, sir.

As for Cali Logan I'm disappointed that there is no snooter to look out. But out of respect for the uniform my dick just gave her a snappy salute.

@ JayzenFreeze

Thanks for the joke. Rare to get one I haven't heard. I'll share it with the guys at the mortuary.

You guys know my usual feelings about the tats. But I must say this tramp is making it work. (I had some dental work done today so it also might be the Vicodin talking.)

This bitch is sexing me up, I gotta admit it. The two tone hair, the underwear is hot and the slut face is ugly/sexy.

I bet she'd be a hot fuck. I am most curious about the pussy and would love to see it.

I just did some Googling. Her cunt is apparently never on the menu. Too bad. Have to take points off for the prick teasing.

I must disagree with my good friend, crimineel. I love the glasses. I've always found them sexy. Her face is different. I like that.

Very cute body and outstanding snooch. So I'll forgive the duckface and the peace sign.

The only thing wrong with this set is not enough pictures.

BuckeyeFan is correct. Had two services today. (Couple of hot MILF's at the first one, BTW.)

Agree with Matt1075. She might not be the most conventional beauty, but pretty enough, for sure. But holy fucking shit her body is amazing. Those stockings and garter belt are about to make me cream my jeans suit pants.

More like this one, Admin, if you please.

Mommy and Daddy's college money well spent. Photographic evidence of nights of drunken fuckery preserved for all perpetuity. The destiny of these skanks will be no man will want them, no corporation will hire them and in the immortal words of TrickykidXy their only means of support will be sucking dick for laundry quarters.

(A fine phrase, TrickykidXY, I wish I'd thought of it first.)

I may be at the age where I get yearly prostate exams, but I'm not in diapers yet, Sonny.

(And be careful how you drive, young man. When we get you on the embalming table we will laugh at your penis.)

@ Matt1075

We do about 280 cases per year. I don't own the place so volume doesn't affect me personally other than no bodies, no job. Hahaha.

And, yes, we do see dead young girls naked. And, no, it's not the slightest bit titillating. (99% of young females are drug overdoses, suicides, homicides or car accidents which means coroners and autopsies. Not a pretty picture.)

@ TrickykidXY

One man's beef curtains is another man's sweet petals of a precious love flower.

Spunky Angels?

I just went spunky in my pants.

I'm cheering for the fact that we finally have some hot vajeen shots. She's got some little raisins, but I don't care. Don't hide 'em, Cindy, be proud.

Good slut face. She's hot.

Really? This is my cup of tea. I'm kind of shocked by you guys. I thought I was the hyper critical commenter here. I would do her big time. (She kind of resembles the second Mrs. Funeral Guy, so maybe that colors my judgement.)

@ TxBondsman

I would ignore her forehead since it would mostly be bobbing right above my penis.

Nice collection of hot snizz per usual.

Just a few thoughts.

Eva Mendes is one of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood.

I don't know about you but I love pictures of girls with their hands down their panties.

Nice to know that when Charlie Sheen finishes a bottle of champagne Capri Andersin properly recycles it up her snatch.

Smoking body and amazing legs. In pic #8 it looks like she's thinking really hard.

Don't hurt yourself, Darlin'. (Why don't you think about showing us your yum yum?)

@ SlimyBill

Agree on the D cup implants, disagree on the general skankiness. I feel general skankiness is somewhat the point of pornography.

At least this trollop gave me some cunt and bunghole to go with my morning coffee.

Yeah, Matt1075, I Googled her. She's cute and her ass is unreal, but pay to look at her? Nah, don't think so.

With a little makeup to even out the skin tone on her face she'd be even cuter. I love the cotton underwear. But it would look better on the floor.

Hey Admin, get some shots of this little hottie naked. Guys? Are we in agreement?

@ Guest

I noticed it too, but she's so fucking hot I didn't give a shit.

@ Matt1075

Sorry for my absence. I wish people would stop dying. It's really cutting into my pornography time. Very inconsiderate of them.

Great nipples and snooch. That is all. She's wearing a wedding ring so she really is somebody's wife. Most likely her husband is also her cousin.

A man who can't afford to get his wife's teeth fixed, because he probably spends all his money on guns and his hunting dogs.

She's really cute. Me dig her big time. I wonder if she fucks for shoes?

Wow and double wow. (Get it?) Not a big tit guy as you know, but those are niiiiiiiiiiiice. Beautiful face, nice hair, sexy bra and panties.

No snark from The Funeral Guy.

I never would have guessed Playboy until I saw the logo. How did she sneak those naturals by Hef?

Playboy needs to start making these chicks spread their legs. This is the 21st century, isn't it?

Fantastic. Looks kind of like Traci Lords. This would be my first prototype from my snizz factory. I can only imagine what the fuckhole looks like. Can we get a little peeky next time please?

I just did some Googling. Matt1075 is right. Alyssa is one major fuck slut. I'm guessing there was some serious molestation in that childhood.

When girls start walking the streets in black and white, then their nude photos can be in black and white. Otherwise, agree with SNAFU. Give me the Pink!!

@ Matt1075

I think the schools are too busy teaching global warming. I would settle for a class in how the world doesn't owe you anything. Haha.

I did read those. Thanks for the kind words. I did cry when the dog died at the end of Marley and Me.

@ TrickykidXY

Hahaha...now that you mention it she does have a hint of tranny face. And the photos say Haley's Secrets. What kind of secrets....hmmmmmmm????? But that body sure looks all woman.

Could be hiding a tuck, I guess. Hey, Haley....Show us the goods!!!

@ Matt1075

I actually like your Laura Dore a little more than this one because she has a better face. I consider myself an ass and leg man. But I don't go for that big bootylicious type of ass. (Or the big implants, obviously.)

If I had an underground poontang lab here is the woman I would build. My favorite body type is petite, no taller than 5' 4", nice handful of titty (large B to full C), the legs toned but not too muscled, and the high, tight ass. It's no secret that I like some snooch meat, but pussy is pussy at the end of the day. Blonde, brunette or ginger, makes no difference as long as she's pretty.

In real life, of course, I've experienced many happy, sexy times with all kinds of women. Vive la différence.

I can see the appeal of Rachel Starr and Laura Dore for some men, just not my type. Simple as that.

PS. I wouldn't turn her down either. Then again there's not much I would turn down if I was horny enough. ;-)

Nope. Nothing about her does it for me.

I'll take the petites every time.

@ Matt1075

Ohhhh, I know what you mean. "Pimp Hand". (Sorry, I've been in and out all day.) That means never letting your woman think that she's calling all the shots. (If you really are a pimp, it means actually smacking them around. Something TFG would never advocate. If you get mad enough to hit your woman, take a drive and cool off.) It's more of a confidence thing. Women will always test you. Once they find they can bend you to their will, they will never respect you. It's in their nature. I'm all for having an equal partner, but once she thinks you are the submissive one. You're sunk. Because that's the way she will always treat you. Your woman should always be just a little bit worried that you could always find someone else.

Sex is the first weapon women use. A man needs to make it clear that she's not the only chick in the world with a pussy. Push me too far and I'll go find me another one.

That's my take, anyway.

@ Hawkmech

I've seen prettier faces, but those natural tits are damn close to perfect. I bet they're real soft and pliable.

@ Matt1075

I assume you are referring to "yum yum". When I was doing my blog I did a bunch of research so I could have a hundred different words for vagina. Same for breasts and sluts, etc.

@ZEE

I'll second that...Some vagina next time would be appreciated.

@ Matt1075

To sum up. Every man needs to exhibit a "pimp hand" figuratively, of course.