Nice collection of parts. Please put them all together in a complete photo sometime. Nice nipples and face. Picture perfect vajeen. Sorry, not a foot fetish guy, but a chick that takes care of her toenails is usually clean all around.

Thumbs up.

@ TxBondsman

Stellar idea! I heartily concur. More of the MILF!

Back in his secret Hawaiian lair, the evil Dr. Inthecrack surveys his latest slutbot off the production line. His team has named her Brandy Smile. But Dr. Inthecrack is not smiling.

Sure, she has the requisite phony grin, the weird shoes, the generic blonde hair with the dark roots and the not-too-small-not-too-big pussy lips with just the right shade of pink. But, god in heaven, WHERE ARE THE TITS!

The evil Dr. Inthecrack shakes his head, and orders his minions to start over. As for Brandy? It's into the woodchipper for this failed experiment.

But then he thinks, "Oh, what the hell, I might as well fuck her first."

Nice body and cameltoe. Face is just OK. Lose the bird nest on the head next time.

I dig the MILF. Agree with admin, she looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

And check it out, guys. Her house is clean!

I can hear the zippers of my boob loving brothers on this site going south at this very moment. It sounds like a convention of crickets on a hot summer night.

As the regulars know she wouldn't be my first pick in the bar, but she's comely and looks like fun. (A lubricated titty fuck would definitely be on the menu.) God knows there is a lot of her to explore. Nice snatch and I'd happily do her.

Haha, well put. To each his own, Hawkmech, my friend.

I sent this message to TXBondsman, but I'll post it here.

I think you and I must be from the same generation. I was a rock and roll road dog in the 70's and 80's. Nothing but hairy pussy. (The good news? There was a never ending supply.) I don't think I banged my first chick with a tattoo until I was in my late 20's. I hate nipple and clit jewelry. I call that gilding the lily, wouldn't you?

Natures most wonderful body part and you want to shove a needle through it then hang some metal from your labia? What are you? A Christmas tree?

I guess I'm a purist. I'll take my nipples and clitorises plain with no sprinkles, please.

FG

Her name is Coxxx....heh heh heh heh....with a triple X...get it? Get it?

OK, the name thing is not very subtle but she's a honey. I'm-a liking her fuck hole a lot. Real cute face, natural titties and not a cookie cutter blonde pornslut.

Points deducted for the nipple nails, sorry to say.

Nice amateur. Cute. My cup of tea.

Bathroom grout could use a little bleaching (don't know about her bunghole) but looks relatively germ free. I would do her up against the sink, no problem.

No complaints on this one. I'm an ass and leg man myself and lots of good ones here. Amazing cameltoe in the pantyhose in this pic.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110309/26/daily_58.jpg

I'd have rubbed one out, but I gotta get to work.

@ crimineel

If I was living in Holland, I'd search high and low for that tight butt and tap it.

I saw these months ago. GB has a nice body. (Good side boob!) Face is kind of mannish when it's all scrubbed off.

Fuckable but meh.

@ Jack

I know what you mean about the face. It' s kind of a Sarah Jessica Parker horsey look only way better. But what a body!

This is a hot chick with great tits but these photos do not do her justice. If you are a big pussy lip fan like I am, check this out.

http://www.sexylicios.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/82.jpg

I could chew on those labia for days.

It's clear to me that inthecrack.com owns a place in Hawaii where they house their butthole licking whores. (The tramp from last week with the blue outfit with matching vibrator was against the same background.)

http://erooups.com/2011/03/29/carrie_du_four_in_smart_dress_16_pics.html

I kind of like the blondish one because she such a tarted up skank that she appeals to my sense of adventure. I'd double up on my rubbers for a romp with these two. If one broke I'd definitely want a back-up.

Gawd! I can't get enough of drunken college sluts with their casual lesbianism, bottles up the cooter and their sleazy shenanigans.

I'd love to be at the law firm or the financial institution interview when one of these trollops is all dolled up in her professional power suit and the HR guy brings up a picture on his computer of her lapping her tongue on some other chicks pussy or showing her cunt on a park bench or licking a dildo with another slut in a hot tub. "Thank you for coming in, Ms. Smith, your resume' looks good, but I think we'll keep looking."

Hahahaha!!!!

Not my usual type, but man, those are SOME CANS!!!! She's really ripe now, but watch out. Some guy is gonna marry this one and end up with two kids and one verrrrrryyy fat ball and chain in about ten years. (The dildo action will be a nice one for the family album.)

Let's note, as usual, all the crap on the floor and the the coffee table. Also, when you take nude photos of your chick, always always always leave the TV on.

I know this will shock you but the little titties don't bother me, but the proportion of her body will be horrendous in ten years when she starts to resemble a Polish pear with a winning smile.

Amazing how she managed to keep her makeup so fresh while taking that shower.

She has a nice collection of whore boots that I assume must be comfortable when she is on the stroll. You have to find them among all the dirty underwear and the other shit that clutters the bathroom floor.

What the fuck is that back tattoo? It looks like an angry badger squeezing out a dook as drawn by a 5 year old tattoo artist.

Other than that, she's doable, but I wouldn't pay her.

This chick was featured back on March 25.

http://erooups.com/2011/03/25/crystal_klein_strips_on_the_floor_14_pics.html

I dug her then and I dig her now. Nice soft natural body. If she gave me a chance I bet I could give her a big O right through those lovely sheer panties.

@ SNAFU

Nah, it was just an expression, eh?

@ jeff

Really? Send in the photos. ;-)

Nice tits, but for a high class porn outfit like Femjoy, I'm not feeling it with this one. Maybe it's the lighting but there is something off about her face. Nice undies though.

Also, I'd betcha' five dollars American that she's had her stomach lipoed.

@ funguy

As a man of Irish descent that really gave me a fookin' chuckle, me boyo.

I'm with you, crimineel, but was this your cup of tea? ;-)

My favorite way to start the day is with the Picdump Parade of Poontang. As always this collection of cooze gave me a a good chubby.

I was gobsmacked senseless by the nipples on this one.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110309/16/daily_erotic_picdump_15.jpg

Are those legs or a couple of tree stumps? Not really into the chola sharpie eyebrow, bleach blonde look either. Skanky tats and pretty nasty.

I'd drunk fuck it, but I wouldn't like myself in the morning.

Oh yeah...I'd slam her and love every minute of it. Had to laugh that her titty wasn't big enough to get her nipple close enough to lick it. Haha.

Nice touch with the roll of butt wipe included in the picture.

OK, guys. Let me explain to the Newbie (Me) the purpose of this website. (As I see it.)

This place is like a table on the boardwalk by a beach. A bunch of guys are sitting at the table watching all the poon walk by in their bathing suits and summer attire. 20% of the girls are inarguably smoking hot, potential porn stars and instant boner popping material. 20% are outright fucking dogs that you wouldn't poke with someone else's dick. The remaining 60% are the ones you see at work or in the lobby of the movie theatre or at the supermarket. Attractive, but not necessarily stunning. You know, your average to above average chick that one day you'll hook up with and maybe even marry.

But when you're sitting at that table with your buddies you comment on them all. Even the hotties have a flaw or two, so you comment on it. Does it mean you wouldn't fuck the living shit out of her if she'd have you? Not just no, but hell no.

Same with this chick here. Does she have some chunk in her belly and her ass? Yup. Is her face going to launch a thousand ships? Nope. (Is her room a cluttery mess? Yeah, they all are.) Now, I happen to like her small natural tits and poofy type nipples. The other guys might differ. Would we all give her a roll on the bed after a night at the club? Yes, yes and yes.

We all have our different tastes in women. What we all have in common is that we love women and love to look at women. Commenting on their flaws and complimenting their female virtues is why we come here. It's all part of the fun of being a guy. God knows, there ain't that many places left where a guy can be a guy without being hit by a fucking sexual harassment lawsuit.

So welcome, Me, relax and join the party.

We've seen this hottie before. I like the natural sag on the boobies. I think she's had her lips done, but thankfully she came up short of the trout pout.

She's damn gorgeous and I would pop a boner for her anytime. Would like to see the goods hiding under the bush next time.

It's appropriate that these photos are from inthecrack.com because that's what Little Capri looks like she was smoking the night before this shoot. Da bitch looks beat.

It appears that Charlie Sheen had his "Violent Torpedo of Truth" up her bunghole for a real workout. Ouch, that thing looks red. You might want to put a little Neosporin on that, darlin', and go on a liquid diet for a couple of days. You only have one butthole and it has to last a lifetime.

Good point Matt1075, except how many washrooms are decorated with Beatles posters?

At this rate the day is soon approaching where every woman on the planet worth looking at will have spread her vaginal lips on the interwebs.

God bless 'em.

@ mrzuniga78

Of course I would join in. Just making my usual honest assessment. Believe me, my bar for female fuckability is as low as the next guy.

I suppose I could just post endless emoticons like:



or:



or even:



But how much fun would that be?

I think we've mined enough silly looking poon from this website. Can we get back to the nightclub type skanks and wannabee porn stars now?

@crimineel

Yeah, I noticed that. How hard do you think it will be for her to find a new one?

This is about as arousing as putting two plastic blow up sex dolls together in lesbo poses and pretending it's hot.

They must have met at the stripper convention. They've got the generic lap dancer look.

In pic #14 I wish the blonde would blow a big wet fart right in the brunettes face. Now that would be funny.

There is a really lucky boyfriend out there somewhere. She's adorable.

Everything I like in a woman. Gorgeous, natural tits, cute little ass, some snooch meat and wearing sexy stockings and garter belt. I bet she smells like cinnamon and vanilla cookies.

Heavenly.

She's got some flapjack titties with Canadian bacon nipples. Damn, I just remembered I missed breakfast.

Her ass is smokin' and I must admit I find her sexy in a bend-her-over-the-table-slam-her-from-behind kind of way. Fuckable? Oh, yeah.

Looks like an OK place. Be nice if she straightened it up once in a while.

Good slut face. Too bad somebody crucified her with titty/clitty nails.

Those holes look like they have been parking lots for a lot more than just a few Rum bottles. Cucumbers, huge black dildos, 40 oz. malt liquor cans, police flashlights and probably a fist or two. Ouch!

This naughty little girl most definitely deserves a spanking.

I would bone this hot ginger in the back seat of my car, and bust my nut in plenty of time for her to get to homeroom. "Don't forget your History book, baby!"

Playboy's slogan should be:

"Playboy. The same boring porn your Grandpa wanked to."

Just think, all the models in the first issue are now probably dead. Just like this stupid magazine should be.

Well, that was...ahhhh...interesting.

From what I can tell what we have here is a hippie chick in a macrame skirt frolicking alone while practicing her skin wooden flute. She gets bored, stares off into space then takes off her skirt then bends over and spreads her pussy lips and bunghole for one of the woodsy bears. Then she stands on her head.

What makes me think that LSD is involved in this scenario somehow?

The only "Greece" I'm going to concern myself with is the "Greece" I slather on my love sausage so I can ease it into the sweet, tight bunghole on this fine, brown, exotic little doxy.

Now this blubby-boobed babe is bodacious and not fat. I would gladly rail her until she floated onto a cloud of ecstasy.

I guess you could say she is my cup of tea. ;-)

Nice close ups. Pretty hot.

Sometimes I think about the future when this lady's grandchildren find pictures of her on a website called In The Crack with a plastic dildo stuck in her greasy butthole.

And I gotta admit the thought of that really makes me laugh.

@ slices

I noticed the Julianne Moore look also.

Lots of nice, tight ass on this one. The Funeral Guy loves him some hot poon wearing stockings. Too many good ones to name.

@ SlimyBill

Your WTF is a chick that went through the boob line three times as she was being born.

Fat.

Not my cup of tea.

A + on the cooter. Nice color, and perfectly symmetrical lips with just the right amount of meat. I've never understood the turn on with the plastic speculum pussy gape. If I'd wanted to be a gynecologist I'd have invested the time and money in medical school. I'm not hot to check you for cervical cancer, I'm looking for something warm and wet to stick my wanger in and swizzle it around.

Surprisingly natural tits since the Kabuki Mask face is a total disaster. Botox, lip injections, and spray gun make-up. She might look OK under the lights when she's shimmying the pole at Snooki's Gentlemen's Club, but in the cold, hard light of day that mug will resemble 40 miles of bad road.

Of course, given the chance, I would roger her senseless.

These look like hostage video porn. That said, I still wouldn't mind smelling her finger when she pulls it out of her fuck hole.

Wow! That's some set of natural funbags. Just what we needed to take our minds off the bull dyke in the last post.

I dig short hair and I dig brunettes. Especially one with an ass so tight you could break a bottle on it.