Matt1075 knows me too well. It's a damn shame, because otherwise she's very doable. That pussy looks extremely tight. Stretch marks on the legs. I wonder if she used to be a fatty?

I just don't understand the implant thing. I just don't.

Whoa!! Mean Duckface, Skank Tats and The Finger. This is one badass bitch, boys. Want to give your Mom a heart attack? Drag this trailer tramp back from the bar and introduce her as the future Mrs. Hahahaha, April Fool's, Ma. Ma? Ma? Maaaaaaaa!!!!

I hate to disagree with my good friend, SlimyBill, but I believe that's her birth control patch. If she needs to quit smoking anything it's probably meth and I don't think they have a patch for that yet. My guess on the pill bottle is Xanax, the drug of choice for the tweaker comedown. Is it even worth wasting the breath commenting on the shit ass room?

I suppose there might be a way to make yourself look stupider (Pic #6) but hands and knees, boob clutching, hat bill to the side and mouth hanging open pretty much covers all the bases. Too bad 'cause she has nice tits and ass, but that face is beat down bad.

I think I'd rather live in a prison cell than in this crap apartment. Except for the fact that the crap apartment contains a tramp fucking herself with a dildo.

Nice titties and great O face in pic #2.

Might be nice if she washed her hair.

Hot body and smokin' legs. I'd like to decorate those tiger paws with some splooge.

Attractive, firm high tits and a cute snoochie. All good. If I lived next door to her she'd make a fine little fuck buddy. But, guys, beware. This girl is a ticking genetic time bomb in the body department. (Always nice to advertise your 2 pack a day cigarette habit in your internet pussy pics, by the way.)

She can roll around on the that exercise ball 20 hours a day (pic #2) , but the window on this girl is closing fast. I bet if you saw her mom you'd know what I mean. This is the broad that saddles you by getting pregnant. Then in ten years she's the tub of goo pushing around a shopping cart at Wal-Mart with three kids, while you're home masturbating in front of the computer and contemplating suicide because you're life sucks donkey balls.

The Funeral Guy has seen it happen.

Looks like the the evil Dr. Inthecrack's slutbot production team continues to fuck up the cuntworks. They mixed up the body parts again. The small tits are supposed to go on the slender girl and the big ass and legs are supposed to go on the the broad with the big bazongas.

Another one for the wood chipper.

I've never fucked a Realdoll™ before. I guess I would give it a go with this one.

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The only ones more bored with this than you, crimineel, are the two sluts that are pretending to be into lesbian sex.

Hot chickas as usual along with some weirdness.

I'd rather eat pussy than a pussy cupcake. Less fattening.

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You would have such a goofy face if you stopped picking your nose with that vibrator and stuck up you twat instead.

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This is a What The Fuck that seriously requires an explanation.

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I want to be captured and sexually assaulted by the Chinese Pussy Army.

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I've been a gun nut for years, but a chick getting a huge revolver tattooed on the side of her torso is just plain stupid.

I'd hit it, then quit it.

Thank you judekyle. See, guys, I'm not the only one.

Isn't lesbo action supposed to be...I don't know...exciting?

The one in the polka dot panties is cute, but the other one? Not so much.

Generic Playboy blonde. One second after looking at her you can't remember what she looks like. Except for the horrible bolt-ons with the ceiling nipples.

Agree with SNAFU, I like the granny panty look for a change.

Not bad but I'm a little past the emo stage of my life. Too skinny even for the Funeral Guy. Her pubis bone looks uncomfortable.

Beautifully said, Hawkmech. I'm going to steal that line and use it on my wife right before sex to get her in the mood.

I probably over emphasized her implants. Outside of that (just a personal preference, guys) she's hot, hot hot.

She's extremely beautiful, hot and all the rest of it. But I beat off to her yesterday. Isn't that kind of like being married?

Last picdump of the week to jiggle your joystick to before you spend the weekend looking for porn elsewhere. I think Paperon De Paperoni has given us a place to start. We don't care as long as it's free.

Why, oh why, am I never around when some slut is flashing her clam in public? I need to get out more, I guess.

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The Nipples So Nice Admin Posted Them Twice.
In the category of Best Nipples of 2011...The winner is....

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Sasha Gray has one of the most amazing asses in porn. Especially for a petite gal. It probably got that way from having so many black cocks in it.

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I'd love to fuck you little Sasha, but sorry, no kissing allowed. Not even if you swallowed a bottle of hand sanitizer. I saw you lick cum off the floor once. Yuck.

I wonder how she looks when she's happy? She is probably worrying that her sexy time is taking away from her Calculus homework and piano practice.

It never ceases to amaze me with these amateur photos. "Here, baby, over by all the clutter and the Lysol can. Yeah, stand there. Perfect." (#2 pic. Looks like the boyfriend walked in the door, got his jeans off, and Got Busy.)

Other than that. Me love her long time. Not often do you see zeppelins on an Asian chick. Looks like she even shaves her clam. Most don't. Good little Asian girl.

Blow me, then make me some Kung Pao Chicken.

Somebody figured out how to photograph this babe to hide her mismatched boobs. As long as she has two of them, that's good enough for me.

I was confused like Hawkmech. I think she needs to come to my house so I can feel them for myself.

@ Orgasmo

Fuck until dead? Aren't I supposed to be the one to say that?

I know she's too thin for a lot of the guys here, but I dig that kind of toned bod. She no stranger to internet nudity, and this is not the first time I've gazed on her snooch. Great puffies.

I see she put up a sign where my member is supposed to go.

I'm sick of bitching about big fake balloon tits so I'm not going to mention her big fake balloon tits and how stupid big fake balloon tits look and how much sexier she'd be without big fake balloon tits.

I'm just not gonna do it, so don't ask me.

@ TxBondsman

You'll have to take my word on it. I have to keep my shit private. The naked stuff was thrown out by subsequent wives and girlfriends long ago. Believe me, I wish I still had 'em.

Ahhh...Rock and Roll days.

"would love to fuck her tea!!" Hahahahaha.

crimineel, don't ever change. You are priceless, dude.

@ Hawkmech

I'm with you. And she's not going to get any prettier as time goes by. Matching that face with that body shows God has a sense of humor.

I remember I did one back in my drug addled band days. Hot bod, sad looking face. A sympathy fuck. Big mistake. Very hard to get rid of.

@ anonymous

And I enjoyed it. Keep 'em coming.

You take the one on the left. I'll fuck the one on the right. BUT NO TICKLING!!!!

OK Admin. One more like this and you're forgiven for the Uzbekistan tickle whores and the naked Armenian scarecrow.

I'd spend so much time smacking that ass, licking that ass, rubbing that ass and boinking that ass that I might forget to let her blow me.

Nah.

Now this is more like it. From the stark reality of the first two posts to the fantasy fun of a hot fox.

Nothing to say other than she's gorgeous. I love it when you have a little snooch meat that peaks out from a puffy cameltoe. Oh, yeah!!

Meanwhile, back in Armenia, we have the only woman in the whole country that is slender. Kim Kardashian's ass weighs twice as much as this woman. She shaves her snatch, but I bet she has a mustache to go with those eyebrows.

At least she keeps her clothes off the floor. Nice touch with the family photo on the dresser. Gives it a nice homey feel to go along with showing your chooch on the internet.

(Little known fact. This woman is the great granddaughter of a very famous actress.)

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So I come downstairs, grab my cup of coffee and check to see what the boys at Euroops are up to. This is why I like this place. Where else are you going to see something as WTF as this? 36 pictures wasted bandwidth space.

This just goes to show you. Pick an activity (delivering mail, squeezing grapefruit, tying your shoes) or an object (a rock, a pickaxe, a fire hydrant) and some guy will be rubbing one out over it.

So what I can gather from this is that two full figured street tramps from Uzbekistan with hideous shoes get a room, act shy, take off their clothes then tickle each other while intently gazing into each others eyes. Then what? Their surprised pimp pops in and can't believe his luck in finding his two favorite fuck sluts engaged in such a titillating activity.

This is a niche festish if I've ever seen one. I went to the website and I still can't figure out why anybody would get off on this or any of the other nude game playing they have on offer.

It's a weird world, guys.

PS @ SNAFU

I think anonymous was being facetious. He's been dropping some pretty trenchant and funny comments lately.

Beautiful girl with a nice natural hang to her tatas. Would love to see the goodie button and surrounding lips, but we know from experience Bare Maidens never go that bare.

At least they didn't stick her in some stupid looking chain mail armor and make her wave a sword around.

Nice work Dr. Gomez on that nipple re-attachment after implanting those balloons. Or did you use the baloney off your sandwich?

I am so not turned on by Playboy chicks.

anonymous has just given us the best line of the day.

@ anonymous

Thank you. That's the word I was looking for...yes...Mound of Venus/mons veneris/mons pubis. More medically accurate than mine.

Whatever the fuck you want to call it I want to put my mouth over it. Haha.

@ crimineel

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today? None of the ladies are pleasing you except in the picdump where it would be impossible not to find something to turn you on.

Maybe you need to switch to coffee.

@ 23

You know, as I wrote that I was wondering if anyone would catch the pun. It was not intended.

@ Matt1075

That makes sense. Crimineel was drooling over some snizz in the picdump last week that had the word HOLLAND written on the ass of her shorts.

@ Matt1075

Patricia is pretty in a sweet, girl next door way. Very toned body and terrific ass. When she's all stretched out in the one photo it makes me want to stroke her like a cat. I'd like to see her with her real breasts, but the implants wouldn't break the deal for me.

Duly noted, crimineel. Not your cup of tea.

We can assume that you would would fuck her silly if given the chance though, can't we?

Wow. This babe is almost a dead ringer for one of my ex-wives. Petite, blonde, full lips, big boobs and smokin' ass. Minus the tats, of course. (She did some nude stuff in Hustler and Club.) I have fond memories of that one for sure.

I'd love to see what a professional photographer would do with this honey. Goddam, are you checking out her ass in pic #6? Fucking amazing!

Good Lord...uh...I mean...by the great hammer of Thor. (Not meaning any offense.)

What the hell is that garbled gibberish of bullshit above me?

I must disagree with my good friend, TxBondsman. I like this one, but I might be influenced by the fact that I have a cotton panty fetish.

She's cute, not stunning, but goddam, look at the rise of her pudenda in the last photo. That is way hot.

@ crimineel

For a man who claims he's busy you have an amazing ability to analyze the picdump like a $600 an hour attorney analyzes land deal contract. I stand in admiration of your dedication to the lovely ladies of the picdump.

I, myself, am amazed that the world hasn't run out of beautiful, naked chicks. I guess we just keep making them and replenishing the supply.

I'll just do a couple of quick shots. (Or spurts, if you will.)

Speaking of "shots" I love the hottie with the stainless steel Beretta 92. I'll take the lady. I already have a stainless steel Beretta 92.
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I know I'm always bitching about skanky tats and piercings but this little fox is an exception. She's so over the top that she's a work of art. Hot hot hot. Me want to fuck her real bad. (Don't think about how horrible she'll look when she's 60.)
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@ crimineel

Your English is better than my Netherlandish Netherlandese Netherlandawhatchamacallit...oh, fuck, whatever you call your native tongue, damn it.

:-)

I bet by now everybody here could write my review.

Hot sexy face, ass,legs and snatch. (Totally agree with SNAFU about the eyes.)

Horrible boob job, skanky tat and pierced face.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Thanks Euroops. This is the way to start the day. This chick is perfect, stunning, gorgeous, dazzling, cute, comely and foxy. Excuse me, I have a thesaurus in one hand and the other hand is down my pants.

This is everything I like. Pretty and petite. Perky tits and nips and shaved little snatch. Added plus, she dresses up in sexy undies and stockings.

There is a very lucky man out there. Damn him!

@ Matt1075 & kstrike

The porn industry hardens a broad up pretty fast.

Agreed. Super nipples.

I will assume that she traded up to a husband that got her a new computer and moved her into a bigger, nicer trailer.