When you have 108 photos of nude and scantily clad women it's always going to be good. But nothing in this one jumped out and made me want to pull my pants down.

I'm going to shock you, I know.

Shay Fox is everything I don't find attractive in a woman. Not just fake cans, but bad ones with visible scars. She also has man face, skanky tats (On the wrist, the back and the feet? Seriously? Are you a chola?) And to top it all off like a cherry on a cake she has a stud planted above her yum yum. She might as well be carrying a sign that says, "YES...I WILL DO AN INTERRACIAL GANG BANG IN THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PARKING LOT."

Well. Surprise surprise. I must have woke up in a good mood this morning because for some strange reason this broad is turning me on, Big Time. Look at her. Could you possibly think of anything in your wildest fantasies that she wouldn't enthusiastically accommodate? Yes, I would fuck the living shit out of her.

But if I saw her in public I'd have to pretend I didn't know her.

Most definitely,

Standing against wall, from behind, panties in her mouth, boots and stockings still on.

Cute face and firm, high set tits. She kind of had me till she gave me the finger. Was it something I was about to say?

666 (nice name for Easter Sunday, by the way) nails it on the genetic future of this webslut. Oh, well, at least after the kids the stretch marked belly fat will cover the awful graffiti she had tattooed above her snooch.

Always good to advertise your love of the herb for those future Human Resources Google searches. Oh, well, you're already showing your tatas and your snatch so you might as well proudly go for the full on skank. Finally, by the number of kibble bowls on the floor I guess you can say that there is more pussy in this apartment than an Amsterdam whorehouse.

Matt and Squid put their finger on it.

I bet if she would have sobered up, showered, put on some make-up and got the fuck out of that shithole she'd have been greeted with a chorus of "I'd hit it", "Nice ass" and "I'd rail the shit out of her." (That last one would have been me, of course.)

Coincidentally, there is a new counter girl at my gym that happens to be a ginger. Copper hair, some freckles, nice body and a cute/nasty face. I hope I see her working out in nice little tight shorts and a sports bra sometime. Yum. (Yes, The Funeral Guy likes to keep in shape. When I'm going from behind I want to see my cock going in not my belly resting on my wife's ass.)

@ voya

Are you not in the mood for gingers today? Or ever?

@ SquidProQuo

When I started the blog I was just going to do death and funeral related stuff, then my head cracked open and my twisted gooey id came pouring out. Politics, celebrity culture, men's issues with women (i.e. sex) in addition to fun death and crime stories.

Believe me, my wife would not agree that it was short on the poontang. I'm a lucky guy, though. She's tolerates my sense of humor and just rolls her eyes and keeps on going.

@ Matt1075

Like the men in China are gonna be. Kill off your female population? Insanity.

@ RamsDixon

I'm pretty sure they live together. The pinups did give me pause, but does the guy wear pink flip flops? (These two actually have a wall mount flip flop holder!) I guess I'd want easy access to my footwear if I had to walk on that filthy carpet. Anybody else notice the bottle cap by the clothes pile?

Also, check out the fire hazard wall outlet above the shit stained jeans. Not only are they not going to get their deposit back, the place will have to be condemned. On second thought it may already be. Detroit, remember? Maybe they are squatters.

No matter how you slice it. It's disgusting.

@ anonymous

I wonder if redheads understand how most men covet them. I've always found gingers fall into two categories. Really, really hot. And really, really not. Hardly any middle ground.

@ Matt1075

Men have been falling in love with unknowable, unobtainable beauties for centuries. I've passed women on the street and years later can still remember what they looked like. I really related to that James Blunt song. We are men that love women. The men meeting on this site probably feel that sense a little more acutely than others.

I understand resonance. It's when someone makes the tuning fork in your soul start to hum. I'm lucky enough to be married to one that does that.

@ anonymous

Job well done to you, Sir, as well. That is a wonderful description. Poetic as well as precise. I used to love that too. Like a paint brush glazing your face with pussy lacquer.

@ RamsesII

No apologies necessary. The only language other than English I'm good at is French. As in the love language for oral sex. Mon dieu, j'aime le vagin.



(I hope that's right. I used Google translator.)

She's wearing those shoes, Hawkmech, so you can bone her standing up from behind without putting a strain on your knees.

Not bad. Hate the bobble tits, of course, but nice long body. Generic pornslut/lap dancer/stripper that you will forget 30 seconds after another one starts swinging around the pole.

Nice view of the smoggy San Fernando Valley. The Porn Capitol Of The World™

@ TxBondsman

I wonder if that was the same skinny bitch I had in Waco? ;-)

@ Matt1075

Ceasaria is one thing, but some girls are just damn hairier than others. Especially brunettes. I'm sure TxBondsman would back me up on this, but some of the ones back in the day required a weedwhacker to get to the puss. And you know what? We didn't give it a second thought.

I did have this one I met at a club date on the road. She was a hot blonde, tight body with a full bush of tight curls. I fucked her after the gig for a week solid and got a rug burn on the side of my doinker. I had to put ointment on it and give it a rest for a few days after we left town. Well worth it though.

@ arkonas

That's the nice thing about getting old like me. You don't remember the repeats.

Like the old joke.

Q. What's the good thing about Alzheimer's Disease?

A. You're always meeting new people.

@ Matt1075

My take on your take back on the Shay post.

@ Matt1075

Interesting take. You may just be more sensitive than the rest of us horndogs. :-) Without going through a lot of her other photos, I don't remember her being one of the more playful types. She may be going through some personal issues like you said. Or she just may be bored or questioning where she's going with her life. Who can say?

You did made me look at her more closely. She doesn't change expression a lot, but her face sure is sexy. Beautiful girl.

Insane Clown Pussy........(SNAFU)

Especially funny when you think about SNAFU's avatar being The Joker.

Another good selection of sluts and butts. Just a few observations.

This bitch is OK, but is she really worth a C-note? Depends on what she'll do, I guess.
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This is what Britney Spears would look like if she were really, really hot.
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I don't know about you, but this is my favorite kind of busty. A little bit of wanton sag.
Extra points for the high heels and the knee socks.
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I thought this was an erotic version of the scene in Alien until I figured it out.
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Photoshop Overload Alert! No fucking way does Tara "Drunktard" Reid look this smokin'.
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I know some women accent their eyebrows with a Sharpie, but would you really want to blacken your bunghole with one?
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Finally. Is it just me, or does anybody else find shots of girls laying down and looking at or into their panties as erotic as I do?
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Hey Nic,

Welcome to the Boy's Club. I've likened this place to a table on a beach boardwalk where a guy can be a guy and comment on the passing parade of poon. No political correctness allowed. Don't worry about your age. I think there are others here of our advancing years. Hey, it's the internet. You can always lie. Hahaha.

Glad you liked the blog. Unfortunately, I just reached blogger burnout. I sometimes feel like reviving it, but then I remember how much time I spent doing and get discouraged.

For those who want to read some old FG stuff, here is the link.

www.thefuninfuneral.blogspot.com

Now, on to more important things. You know I loves me the Gingers. I've never tasted a snooch on a redhead that was less than divine. I wonder if anyone's ever done any scientific studies on that. If not, volunteers anyone?

Those eyebrows make her look a little Satanic. So I say....

"Get thee behind me, Satan. Then get in front of me on your knees, mouth open, lips over the teeth. Then on your elbows, facing forward with your ass up And finally on your back with your legs hanging over the bed. Yes, that's nice. Thank you."

I have to admit I like the trimmed look now. (Total shave, landing strip, whatever.) Although hair doesn't bother me like it does the young guys. It all comes down to what you're used to, I guess. (Don't forget, I'm the one guy here that loves the meaty labias) There is always the happy medium with a short trim but still having a "V". I wouldn't care either way with Ceasaria (not her real name, I'm sure). She's gorgeous, young and her pubic hair is soft and probably smells like lilacs. I can guarantee the sight of her pussy hair ain't going to kill the Funeral Guy boner.

Agree with Matt1075, I like looking at the goody especially when its all excited. I love giving oral and always found when they get wet enough everything pops out through the hair anyway.

That's my two cents, anyway.

RamsesII made me think. If pussies had never been hairy, nobody would have ever come up with the name pussy.

Much less calling it a beaver.

Clean your room!!!! Wash your hair!!!!" (Thank you, jeff.)

Just to get the first part out of the way. Yes, I would fuck her, even though her tit is too small to reach her tongue. But...and it's a big but(t) (tee hee)...she'd have to soak herself in the tub for at least an hour.

OK. Now to the room. I'm beginning to think the human race is experiencing a serious problem. In addition to not being able to balance a checkbook, the incapability of understanding basic adult responsibilities and voting their futures away with Obama worship, young people apparently see nothing wrong with living in complete and utter filth. Maybe they're confusing Hoarders with Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

I think Admin should put together a special post of all the shit holes of the last month and let us vote. Gentlemen, I think this would be the winner.

It's clear this couple (boyfriend obviously shares the place) are raging alcoholics. Look at all the fucking booze bottles littering the joint. Not to mention her eyes in pic #5.

Check the jeans on the floor in pic #2. I've seen pants on piss bum vagrants that are cleaner. Unless he works as a ditch digger and it's right before laundry day...no excuse.

As SNAFU notes, visible dead roaches on the shelf behind the bed. The other ones most likely are living in the empty band-aid box. (WTF is up with that?) The roaches probably died of exhaustion trying to get into the 3 month old coke bottle laying there. Let's not even speculate on the bed sheets. I can only assume all the dried ejaculation and pussy juice makes a crunching noise on the rare occasions that they actually drag their lazy asses out of bed. I don't even want to think of the genital smell when these two get busy.

There is a Detroit pennant on the wall which might explain a lot. Luckily there are no visible kid's toys. If there had been I would have felt compelled to call Child Protective Services.

The first photo had promise then went downhill for me. Pretty face, but when you have some belly chunk, best to not draw the eye to it with jewelry. Nose ring is not my cup of tea either.

If she dropped just 10 pounds she'd be more to my taste. End of the night fuckable? For sure.

If I had to take a shit, I'd probably run down to the corner gas where it's cleaner. That bathroom looks like a petri dish filled with nasty. (And this is coming from a guy that handles dead people.)

Don't try it, SquidProQuo. You might find yourself falling over the line into alcohol poisoning.

@ SquidProQuo

Hahahaha. I've been called a lot of things. Sensitive new age bloke ain't one of them.

Not too mention the four pics where they're doing the hokey-pokey. I wonder what the hell the neighbors thing?

They look really embarrassed. And you know what? I'm fucking embarrassed for them.

@ Matt1075

Good link. She looks like Amanda Bynes with a little baby fat on her.

Haha, Matt1075, sounds like a good gal to have around. I love this girl's tits also.

I wonder if Caearia will start a hairy pussy debate amongst us. I've had plenty like this one so it doesn't bother me at all. Kind of nice for a change. It helps when it's all blonde and soft and smells like pussy and stuff. (And when what it's connected to a babe that looks like this.)

She has very sexy Eurasian eyes and definitely accents it with her makeup. They must grow these Met-Art girls on a farm somewhere and pick them right when they start to ripen. I wonder if I could get a job there making up the names for the girls. Bet it's a nice place to work.

SNAFU is popping off some good snark today.

@ Matt1075

You never need to apologize for being a man of elevated tastes. ;-)


@ SNAFU

Good one, man.

@ Matt1075

If all the hotties were booted off for skanks I'd agree with you. But these girls are so much fun to goof on. I love looking at the real stuff.

Bonus? Sometimes you get the diamond in the rough. (Or a good cup of tea, if you will.)

What is there even left for me to say? My colleagues here have basically covered it all.

The good:
Body.
Snooch.
Cute Panties.

The Bad:
Hair that was stolen from a large guidette Snooki Doll.
Duckface. And not cute Duckface. Ugly Duckface.
Makeup that was applied with a gardening trowel.
A room that homeless tweakers would refuse to enter even after an offer of free drugs.

I must admit I'm surprised that she showers.

I've said all I can say about this young lady. For someone with mismatched boobies she's really made something of herself.

I find her haircut quite stylish and flattering. I'm not gay am I?

I'm sorry, guys. Words truly do fail me on this shit. It was kind of funny the first time, but has quickly slid down the chute into LAME-O. I mean, they are playing strip paper-rock-scissors for god's sake.

I don't even think a chronic sex offender could get a boner to this stuff. F -

Hey, Miss Fun on the Bed, pull that dildo out of your snatch and get out of mom's room. You're going to be late for school. You barely have time to wash your butthole and put some Proactive on your face and your ass cheeks before the bus gets here. Hurry up!

Most of these are "udderly" ridiculous.

In twenty years this girl will look like an old catcher's mitt with everything sagging except the titty balls.
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Picture of an 20 year old meth whore who's about to rob a guy stupid enough to take a drink she offered him before what he thought was going to be a blow job.
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I need to make myself a baloney sandwich to take to work tomorrow. Thanks for reminding me.
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"Ha ha, I won again, you sumbitch. (cough cough). Now which of you losers is gonna fuck me. Hey...where ya'll goin'?"
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Good lord, I did not notice the feet through the hotness. Fuck. Those are like bag lady feet.

I'd still bone her though.

I was going to make a joke about a pearl necklace but abandoned the idea as too obvious.

I love her haircut.

Both of them. Yuk! Yuk!

You can't be serious. Why would Admin post such a fucking ugly skank on this site? This bitch is totally beat. Fat, homely, sloppy pussy, and saggy tits. I can barely keep my lunch down.

Ha ha. Just kidding. The babe is an A1 smokin' 10+ hot as Satan's asshole piece of cooze. What can you even say about something so heavenly unobtainable?

(You probably thought The Funeral Guy had totally lost his shit, huh?)

@ Matt1075

It's a thing mostly young girls do. It's a sign of depression. They cut themselves so they can at least feel something and have a sense of control. Like anorexia or bulimia. Very sad.

Here is a link.

http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/features/cutting-self-harm-signs-treatment

I can't believe the intensity of the discussion regarding this fine young thing's socks. I didn't even notice she was wearing them until you eagle eyes brought them up.

I was too enamored with her vajeen, I guess.

I know for a fact that TxBondsman like his gals on the womanly side.

SNAFU and Matt1075-

Do ya' think maybe she used to be a cutter? That's kind of hot as long as she's gotten over it. Shows a bit of a crazy side. :-)

The only thing wrong with this little fuck slut is she needs to get more naked and more spread legged.

I dig that face and that sexy mouth. Oh, yeah...Lock the door for the weekend. I would have some big fun with this one.

@Matt1075

The third Mrs. Funeral Guy had good sized natural jugs and was less thrilled with having them than I was with playing with them. I remember when I'd be slamming her missionary she would lay her arm across her boobs to keep them from bouncing around too much. Ahhhh.....Good times.

You are probably right about the photo angle on Ashley's goodies. I hereby volunteer to get the scoop by lying on a bed while she lowers herself over my face.

We report, you decide.

Not as much raw vagina today, but lots of panties pulled up into the lips and butt crack. A Funeral Guy favorite.

Really busy today so not much time to study this as fully as crimineel will so I will just note that I find these three particularly beautiful.

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At least the one sucking on the beer bottle is not the one wielding the razor in this photo.

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Check out the big naturals on Ashley...Wow!!! If I had to make a small critique it would be that her legs could be a little more shapely. Looks like she could be a future cankle victim. This is a very minor deal for me though, she is gorgeous.

Is it me, or does she have a really high clitty? I need to lick it to see if it's easier to get to.

I like her. Pictures were loading slowly so I read comments first and was expecting meth mouth. When I finally saw her I was pleasantly surprised.

Very cute. Not usually my body type but she pulls it off. (I'd certainly let her pull me off.) Beautiful brown eyes. All three of them.

Matt1075

I've always said the breast thing is probably generational. Penis reduction or enlargement? I just like to keep people on their toes. And, yes. Nobody is getting close to my dick with anything sharp, unless it's teeth. And her lips better be covering them.

Matt1075

Yes, the hair is indeed lovely.

I, too, love the knee socks.

I'm guessing about 12 year olds. (It be a joke. )

Amazing? Fucking-A right she's amazing. We've seen this little bundle of barely legal Met-Art hotness before. I think the new Eastern European kleptocracy lobbied to change the age of consent to 12 so they could have at these babes early.

What a bod on this chick. Slender, nice handful of titty and a really sweet ass. The eyebrows give her a nasty look and I mean that in a good way. Her cock holster should be in a gynecology textbook.

I agree with your point on the flapjacks. The whole thing with enhancement is one word...natural. If you can't be natural at least look natural. I think a lot of woman, especially in the porn/stripper trade, just go too big for their frame. If you need a little lift, fine. Just avoid the bolt-ons. I know some guys that don't care and just want BIIIIIIGGGG!!! But I think most men like to feel soft things...you know...like breasts.

The new enhancement sounds interesting. My wife is pretty busty as is so maybe she'll let me feel up someone else that has them. I wonder if it works on a dick? I wouldn't be adverse to adding another inch. ; )