When a chick is described as "sporty" that's usually code for beefy lesbian. Elizabeth Del Mar certainly fits the bill. Not hot. Picture her in ten years. (Shudder.)

We, the internet masturbators of the world, salute you indiscrete young ladies with our pants around our knees and our throbbing boners in our grubby, lubricated fists.

Thank you for sacrificing your future job and marriage prospects by posting your drunken nudity and narcissistic escapades for us leering, slobbering males.

You broads are what make America (and the world) great.

Agree with all the above.

Dr. Funeral Guy diagnosis is chronic Irritable Bowel Syndrome resulting in permanently stained bunghole area.

Prognosis: Fatally nasty.

Prescription: Case of wet wipes from Costco.

PS.

Anybody else notice the cum stains on the bed and the can of whipped cream on the floor?

KINKY!!!!

I forgot to mention how much I love to see that puss through those sheer white panties. The first three pics alone are enough to make you want to box your goofy.

You're on vacation in Hawaii and you meet this fine little honey in the bar. Good looking, dresses nice, hot body, totally put together. You ply her with enough alcohol that she's willing to take an average schlub like you back to her room.

You start making out, rubbing her ass and her tits getting her all hot and bothered. She takes off that cute little dress and there are those matching blue satin and lace panties. (She is still wearing those fuck me heels, of course.) She tells you to hold on a minute. (Which actually gives you a little time to hold back the cum that's about to dribble out of your dick hole.) She opens up her purse and pulls out a little dildo vibrator that actually matches her outfit and starts buzzing her dripping twat and sweet clitty button with it. Bzzzzzzzz!!! Bzzzzzz!!! Bzzzzzzz!!!! [i] Bzzzzzzzz!!!!

SHIT

You then reach over and turn off your goddam alarm clock, because you have to go outside in the cold, dark, frigid morning and get your sorry fucking ass to work.

A nice set to rub one out on a crappy back to work Monday.

Faves?

Pic #28, the two barely legal sluts with the day-glo bikini bottoms and pic #32, the shit hot brunette in the fishnet body suit and the black g-string panties.

I would put up with the shit mess room to have a run at this sexy little tramp.

She's a ginger, she's got hefty natural boobs, sexy slut face and a nice hunk of snooch meat. What's not too like?

The bellybutton jewelry doesn't bother me. Just don't hang any metal off the vajeen.

Really hot girl. Sure does have some long gams on her.

Skanky internet whores, trashy rooms and pictures of 50 Cent just seem to go together in one pretty package, don't they?

I'd probably drunk fuck her if there was nothing else available, then give her a fake phone number and get the fuck out of there.

She's hot, but the boob thing is weird. Not weird enough to keep me from dropping a rope of splooge all over them, however.

Matt1075

Great link. Tons of stunning young broads. [/s]

SlimyBill with the minority opinion. Goddam, and you guys say I'm picky.

I know you. You're the most beautiful girl that's ever been on this site. Welcome back, honey.

Can I fall asleep with my head next to your vagina?

Suburban white trash pussy. While daddy's away, the slut will play. Oh, yeah!!!

TxBondsman:

It's pic #9. It's got her name on it. She's an actress. Not porn. A real actress.

Aren't we blessed to live in a world where so many beautiful women feel compelled to pose for us horny men in various stages of undress? As I've questioned before, how can any guy be a homo?

I do believe that #3 is the aforementioned Lucy Pinder. And can we all agree that Eva Mendes is one smoking piece of ass?

I could be here all day pointing out favorites, so I'll just say that this set gave me a large deposit for the spank bank.

I'd never heard of this chick, but I know the code. Glamour model means "I'll do topless, but no pussy shots".

I just Googled her up. She hot and the cans look natural. Call me when she starts doing anal and reverse cowgirl porn.

http://image.excite.it/magazine/foto/Lucy-Pinder-su-Nuts/6-Lucy-Pinder-006.jpg

Very pretty, no pussy, horrible bolt-ons.

That is all. Over and out.

There is something really appealing about this chick. Pretty, but not overtly so. Understatedly sexy. Soft in all the right places. Looks like she smells really good.

I'd love to spend the weekend with her doing the slow and sensuous.

Would love to see the pussy, but I would rail the shit out of this little sexpot. Agree with admin and would suck those nipples till my head caved in.

And damn, she actually has a nice place.

I know I'm going to be the turd in the punchbowl on this trollop, but she does nothing for me. Big blubby fake cans and in need of some stomach crunches. Would I fuck her if she came over to fix my cable? Yes.

Otherwise, totally not my type at all. Or my cup of tea ;-)

Wow...3 for 3 so far this morning. I like her a lot. Doesn't have the cookie cutter porn slut look. Her makeup is perfect. Those are what we used to call bedroom eyes. Great naturals and nice pink slit. I'm very glad that isn't a permanent clit piercing. That would have ruined it for me. Only whores, porn pros and bondage tramps pierce the goods.

All in agreement. Hot regular girl. Even spends some money on some decent, sexy undies.

Plus, did you notice that this is one of the few that doesn't have a shithole for a room?

Beautiful, even with no makeup. This is my idea of a perfect body. Outstanding ass. Would've been nice to see some split clam, but I won't quibble because the whole package is so great.

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Hot generic blonde. Need pussy shot.

I find myself once again in agreement with admin. She looks like a bit of fun and up for a good time. I would gladly oblige and do her from the back...big time.

I just read admins subhead comment. Obviously, great minds think alike. ; )

The redhead in pic #2 is fucking amazing? Is that waist photoshopped?

Lots of hot legs and tight ass in this Picdump. The Funeral Guy loves the hot legs and the tight ass!

Who the hell is even looking at her face??!! Her body is perfect. Those tits are just the way I like 'em. Round, ripe with just the right amount of natural hang. You did check that heart shaped ass didn't you. Mmmmmmm......

I bet when she's made up and her hair done, you could walk her into a nice restaurant and all the guy's heads would be turning.

Hey SNAFU, it's not easy growing up in the barrio. I'd happily throw her my bone. She's got a nice little body and if she put on some makeup I'd even take her out for a burrito combo plate after fucking her silly.

Nice body, not so much with the mug.

So this is a professional model? In that case, keep those fap worthy hot amateurs coming, Erooups.

Wow, that was really something. Splurt.

@ crimineel

Of course we are still friends. We're all just having fun here. I was trying to figure out if booblover was just being sarcastic.

Dirty apartment, dirty feet, dirty hair, dirty girl. I bet she smells her own fingers when she pulls them out of her hole.

I don't say this often, but I'd pass on this one.

@ crimineel

"Some people may find them a bad boob job." Some???!!! I want to see a show of hands. How many of you guys think her surgically enhanced breasts look good? Do you think they'd look hot rippling and rolling while she's getting railed in a porno?

You are correct about her face (beautiful), her body (smokin') and her pussy (yummy). Unfortunagely, we don't have the advantage of seeing what she looked like with the chest God gave her, but I would argue that anything would be better than those robot titty balls that she has now.

I can't believe it. Playboy pussy! Most likely they want to distract you from...The. Worst. Boob. Job. Ever!!!!

I will now await my fellow commenters telling me that these are not that bad, big tits are big tits and that's always good no matter what, and that I'd fuck her if I had the chance.

Not bad as black chicks go. I must admit I'm not that attracted to brown sugar as a general rule. I've had a few back in the day, and to be honest I didn't like the way their pussies smelled.

Nothing racist, just personal preference.

This girl is so pale it took me a while to find her in the white bed linen. I must say her face doesn't do much for me, but she has an outstanding puss. The back end shot is amazing.

@ Me

Oh, from the bottom. I was confused. In the U.S. we'd say from the top. My apologies.

Corrinna is far too beautiful to blow a horse. A Russian gangster like the rest of the bred for sex Femjoy models. But certainly not a horse. (Unless the Russian gangster made her, of course.)

@ inzane2

Really? Ya' think? I never thought of that. I don't see any scars. Do they put them in through the asshole? Man...that's gotta hurt. I wonder if she got a twofer discount with the tits.

I really had high hopes on the first three pictures. Nice ass, cunt and legs. Sexy face.

Then...Holy Shit...Seriously, darlin'? Those tits look good to you? You know what they look like to me. (Besides painful?) They look like a lawsuit for malpractice against whatever quack put those in your chest. Was he having a sale on closeouts? Mix and match? I can think of no other reason why you would be stupid enough to have your boobs done in Tijuana and let Dr. Gomez talk you into getting one F and one Double D. I don't know how your going to balance yourself on the pole with those things.

Oh, yeah. Nice place ya' got there.

Now that's what I call some pussy shots. Her legs are kind of dumpy (not uncommon for an Asian chick) but she has an ass like a sistah'. Very uncommon for an Asian chick. Nice pussy and a clit that's made for sucking.

Is that some juice I detect in Pic #3? And does that butthole look like it's not exactly virgin territory.

Bottom line (tee hee) I'd hit it, then hit it again.

@ Carantil

I don't know her name, but I think I saw a video of her blowing that same horse on Dogtied.com.

@ crimineel

After a day spent looking at nothing but cooch, plastic bazoos, butts and bungholes, yes, I will occasionally find a gorgeous honey with her skirt pulled up showing off her smoking hot legs sexy.

Silly me.

Love your avatar, BTW.

The half-breed Asian chick in pic #8 with the red suit, glasses, stockings and high heels. Oh, Yeah!!!!!

The Bare Maidens babes are all pretty hot. Since they're trying to pretend it's the Middle Ages, I guess full on, spread twat photos wouldn't be historically correct.

Just to comment a little bit further. This little honey was on Geraldo at the height of the CS meltdown and was all dressed up, made up and looking fine. Would I want to discuss global politics with her over dinner? Nooooo...would I eat that fat meaty snooch and suck those sweet little tits? Oooooohhh Yeahhhhhh!!!!

@ Charlie Sheen

You're so fucking high on a drug called Charlie Sheen that you have your porn whores mixed up. That was Capri Anderson that purloined your watch.

We bow to your prowess with sluts and goddesses. We watch your antics with great awe and think only one thing. WINNING!!!!!!!