Fucking a flexi would be fantastically fabulous.

Fabulous tittays!! Who knew that Russia had so many hot chicks that were interested in architecture and R&B music?

She needs to find a boyfriend that is willing to help shave her bunghole. OK....I guess I'll do it.

I don't know quite what to make of this one. She's got a nice little body and she's cute enough, but she appears to be high or maybe (even worse) nuts.

I've awakened half sober to a few of these in my wilder days, and my sense of preservation always told me to get the fuck out of there as fast as possible.

Snowboards, Student, Olympics, Tango....who cares...you are TOO HOT! You'll melt the snow. Maura...I'll come to Sochi if you give me a sucky.

Nice lingerie. Great face that shows some personality. I love the shape of her natural titties. A small nitpick on the stubble. Either go bush or landing strip or bald. The stubble looks like you can't make up your mind and I don't want to irritate my face during the hour I spend eating your coochie.

I knew this was a Penthouse shoot on the opening picture. This chick is hot. Nice beige bunghole.

Fake tits, but I've seen lots worse.

Did you know that 5 minutes after the camera was invented the inventor was talking his girlfriend into taking her clothes off in front of it? You can look it up. It's history. : )

Thank god, we now have sluts that don't have to be talked into anything. They supply us with self shot pornography...FOR FREE!!!

Anyway. That is some wild retro bush on #2. #5 is good looking enough to go pro. Something about the wanton sag on #6's titties is really making me hot. Too bad #12 is so blurry 'cause she looks real promising. And lastly, the last one. I would spend the weekend just fucking her from behind.

Another total cutie bred at the Eastern European vagina farm.

Face looks kind of beat for 20.

Them's some bigguns alright.

Uh oh. I think Aspen Parker has competition in the World's Most Beautiful Snoochie Contest/Small Labia Division.

http://erooups.com/2011/02/11/beautiful_aspen_in_red_bikini_14_pics.html

Which would you take? Blonde or brunette? I think we need to have a Pussy-Off. Followed by a video of these two honeys scissoring to orgasm. Oh, my. Is it getting hot in here or is it just them.

Since I'm typing this with one hand I won't take the time to point out that Bogdana, being a student at "The Academy of Music" would most likely not have the time nor the inclination to show off her smokin' hot twat and cute little titties on wanker websites.

Unless, of course, she needed the money to pay her student loans like....ASPEN PARKER!!

@ Matt1075

At least you don't want to hit her right in the face. Hahaha!

This one is so fucking cute, I'll ignore the nip jewelry and the skank tats.

Lot's of Artsy Fartsy but #30 with the gray cotton panties and tank top is one smokin' bitch.

Masturbation material for Chucky?

Stunning girl with gorgeous snooch and perfect balloon knot bunghole. The stockings are a major turn on and the choice of the white bedroom set is a great visual with her blond hair and Swedish looks.

Really nice. A second helping would be welcome anytime.

As we all know I'm not a big tit connoisseur, but I'm likin' those large naturals. The fact that she's attractive and not a fatso is a big (tee hee) plus.

Better bang her quick though, boys, 'cause mr bill is 100% correct. She'll be playing soccer with those bazoos before you know it.

Baloney nipples, stretch marks and not hot. It looks like she dildos herself when the crew from Hoarders leaves that shithole place of hers.

@ a

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought her bellybutton was a little higher than normal. (I assume that's what you mean. Outie or Innie doesn't matter to me.) And then I thought to myself, considering the stellar quality of the rest of the package, I'm not going to nitpick her navel. (No pun intended.)

Quite likely one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I'm speechless. (And you know that never happens.)

If all these chicks stood in the same place the weight of their tits would throw the Earth of its axis and we would all be doomed.

#1 is raising my temperature andmy penis. #5 & #9 need to spend more than $250 on their titty balls next time. #11 has a great slut face and is about to bust out of her bra then invite us all to a bukkake party.

Nice variety of female pulchritude on display here as always. I'm especially happy to see a Katy Perry upskirt, since I'm a big fan. Not of her music, mind you, which sucks major donkey ballls, but of the obvious charms of her bodacious bod.

While I'm on the subject of Pop Tarts, let me ask my fellow wankers a question. I'm probably a little more advanced in years than most of you guys. Will somebody please explain Lady Gaga to me? I know I'm out of her demographic music-wise (God, I hate Autotune!), but is she fuckable to you? Is she supposed to be or is she just homo bait? I really don't get it. If it wasn't for her very womanly ass I would swear upon all that is holy that she was a dude.

Check this link and give me your thoughts.

http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/article/TMG8316348/Lady-Gagas-Vogue-cover-debut.h
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Agree with Hawkmech. This is the one to beat in the World's Most Beautiful Snoochie Contest/Small Labia Division. Damn, that is a nice slit.

As to the bio. How many times have you sat at dinner with a hot chick and she talked and talked and talked about her school, how much she liked music, how much she wanted to travel and the new jeans she just bought and on and on and on....

All the time you're hearing...blah blah blah blah bladaly blah blah blah...while your mind is thinkiing, "Her lips are moving...I know she's saying something...but all I can think about is those lips around my cock....hurry up and finish your goddam dessert...I need to get you back to my place for some serious fuck time...etc...etc."

Girls are so cute. They think we're interested in their minds. Hahahahahahaha!

PS, I just noticed she had a face. It's nice.

@ Matt1075

It's just something for me to snark about. It's my nature. ; )

We all know my feelings about fake titty balls by now. However, at 52 it's probably a good idea. And Ms. Stone didn't go stripper/pornslut size. I like how she's thoughtful enough to give her pussy a nice cold drink.

Still lookin' good. I dig the short hair actually. I'd hit it then I'd hit it again.

Mexican (or Maxican if you prefer) girls all have nice firm tits as a general rule. If all the illegal aliens were like her I'd say open the borders. But no clothes allowed.

Well...fake or real I think we can all agree that our hands and our mouths would happily give them a solid workout.

Big Booby Bait for the Bountiful, Bodacious, Bozonga loving boys in the balcony.

R & B is your favorite? Hopefully that stands for Rubbing my Boner. Or I can Rim your Bunghole. Either one is OK by me.

Staying with the R & B theme she is Ravishing and Beautiful. How is it possible to have nipples that pale? Bleaching?

They've really been posting some outstanding snoochies on this site lately.

Cute girl with beautiful eyes. Little less stubble, little more clit the next time. Ass is kinda' flat.

Would I still fuck her? What do you think?

Not my type. Mostly because I'm not a blubby tit fan. Pussy is almost too meaty even for me. The face shows she's a descended from a long line of peasants who have mainly procreated by fucking in haystacks.

But I will join Mr. Z (who is obviously an LA guy) for a lunch a Langers. Make mine the corned beef.

I wish the site admins would cut the bullshit bios. Dudes. Nobody cares. Natalie or whatever her real name is, is about as much of a violinist as I'm in the starting rotation of the NY Yankees.

Why don't they just say. "Hey, I'm (fill in the blank) and I'm hot as hell. I get paid to spread my legs and show my titties. That's all you need to know about me. Now start rubbing yourself."

That said. Beautiful face, sexy full mouth and outstanding cooter meat. Just the way I like 'em. I approve most wholeheartedly.

She's young, she's in a black nightdress, but she's a little short of being a "babe".

Cute whore face. Tig ol' bitties. And a tattoo done by a drunk artist in the backseat of a car on a pothole ridden back road.

There's some fine rear ends in this set. And even one with a butt plug inserted!

Her cunt should be in a gynecology textbook. Really sexy shoes in first picture. Weird set though. Is this where Anne Frank hid out?

Plus. I bet she really doesn't know how to sew.

Femjoy usually doesn't do bobble tits. What do you think, guys? The nipples look a little high to me. If they are fake, they are good ones. Rare to have those size tits on such a skinny frame.

BTW, who writes the blurbs at the top? Flowery prose and awkward English. Really funny shit sometimes.

Beautiful girl. World class vagina.

She's a true MILF. I'd tap that in a second.

I'd eat her for breakfast. Since she's already served up on the kitchen table. Yum!

And while you're at it take the Wii out of your pussy and replace it with Mii!!

Fuck art. Show us the pussy.

Pretty girl. I would tongue fuck her asshole, as is, thank you very much. (And leave the corset on please.)

Damn, I love those Eastern European chicks.

I'm surprised she's able to walk upright.

@ snooppy

Whooaa...I just googled Tinea versicolor. It killed my boner, big time.

Oh my...that is one sweet hole. And the pussy is nice too. I could spend a lot of time rolling around with that.

She's the kind of lady that you run next door to fuck when the husband leaves for work. Tee hee.

I hate to be mean, her face looks like it covers a 70 IQ brain.

She doesn't do that good a job on the bathroom, but I suspect she'd have no problem polishing my knob.

Hey guys...look...it's Adel, from the Ukraine. I think it's Irina's sister.

I wonder if she wants to be an architect too.

Nice collection of cooze.

I'm really diggin' this one.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110127/11/daily_erotic_picdump_59.jpg

She's a little heavy for my taste, but I can appreciate her appeal to the meat lovers on this site.

Ya got big ol' titties, but are ya' too good to show us your snoochie?