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If all the illegal aliens looked liked this spicy chica, I'd say open the borders right now.

#377 | 17 Jan 2011 01:31 by Funeral Guy on Amateur set young bodies

YAY...MORE AMATEURS! Some good ones too! Let's review, shall we?

#7 looks like she'd be up for anything, plus she's ready for the shower so she probably cares about having a clean snoochie.

Great puffies on #16.

#19 has beautiful tits and a sexy exotic look.

#22 & #24 Make me a little sorry I was too late for Emo broads.

Fave babe is #25 just because The Funeral Guy loves the panties, garter belt and stockings look.

Interesting discussion regarding this (very) young lady. As you all may have read Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi is in a spot of trouble over a 17 year old prostitute. He makes no secret of his preference for the young stuff. He's 74 but he's also a billionaire and, let's be adults here, rank has it's privileges. Ironically, the age of consent in Italy is 14 but prostitutes have to be 18. Go figure, it's fucking Italy.

Anyway, back to Ralina (which I'm sure is her real name). I, for one, don't feel uncomfortable, or like a creep looking at her photos. She's beautiful, was probably well paid, and doesn't have the look of an abuse victim. She could be 15 or 22. Who knows? Would I feel the same if I was alone in a hotel room with her? Yes. If for no other reason that the only reason a woman (girl) this young and desirable would be there would be for cash money payment. That's not my thing. Never paid, never will. (Outside of the expensive night out, of course.)

I'm at the age where hot MILF's are more my speed. Gaze at the young ones and fantasize? You bet. But what the hell do you do with them when you're done? Talk politics?

For reality? My wife will put on some Victoria's Secret satin and lace and we'll have ourselves a wild night. That's my real life and it's a damn good one.

#375 | 15 Jan 2011 03:30 by Funeral Guy on Jenny goes to party

@ yeahright

I thought of that but what does it mean? NO- I won't fuck your bong if you leave it laying around. She's already proved that wrong.

More photos from the cradle robbers at Met-Art. I don't know what the consent laws are in Eastern Europe, but I don't think they would fly here. This girl looks like she did this photo shoot after high school gym class.

That said, she is perfect. Gorgeous brunette. Lovely little titty buds and smoking pussy and ass. Fucking perfect. And I mean that literally.

Sorry, I don't find the Playboy "look" sexy at all. Check out her mug in the last photo. She looks like Hulk Hogan's ex-wife, nasty plastic funbags and all.

#372 | 14 Jan 2011 19:31 by Funeral Guy on Shyla Jennings is ready to fun

Wow. I like this one A LOT! Petite, cute face and MAJOR PUSSY MEAT!! More of her is welcome anytime.

#371 | 14 Jan 2011 19:27 by Funeral Guy on Jenny goes to party

After the first set I thought Jenny was just a poor unfortunate victim of an angry ex-boyfriend. We can now see that she is one nasty cumslut.

Nice body, but major butterface. On the other hand, she will fuck your bong and let you take a picture of it. That's got to count for something.

(And what's with the two N's framing her butthole?) Bitch be crazy.

#370 | 14 Jan 2011 15:37 by Funeral Guy on Emma Nicholls with big breasts

Kinda shy isn't she?

@annie monis

I knew there was something I liked about her.

Face is a little beat with that Reese Witherspoon chin, but cute fuckhole. If she was my next door neighbor I'd sneak over and rail the shit out of her while her husband was at the office. However, she would have to remove the Pocahontas outfit. That shit is lame.

#367 | 14 Jan 2011 00:29 by Funeral Guy on Big boobs on a log

Big bazoos. The rest? OK.

#366 | 14 Jan 2011 00:27 by Funeral Guy on Fantastic young beauty - Grace

More young cooze liberated from Mother Russia. Great snoochie. She should show it more. Adorable face and love the little knee socks.

#365 | 14 Jan 2011 00:25 by Funeral Guy on Amateur nice bodies

The Funeral Guy is in a kind and loving mood today. By jove, I didn't see one that I wouldn't fuck. A drink or two might smooth the way for a couple of them, but nothing that would require being staggeringly shitfaced.

I'm in love with #38. And with #35 (If she's 18, of course.)

We guys at the funeral home have voted her definitely boneworthy.

Worst. Boob. Job. Ever.

#362 | 13 Jan 2011 20:29 by Funeral Guy on Russian naked teen pics

The Soviet Union collapses along with the morals of all young Russian girls. Yay!!!!! Go USA.

#361 | 13 Jan 2011 04:22 by Funeral Guy on Amazing hot ass - Melisa A

Another one of the Robo-Hotties from the Met-Art factory. Not a ounce of fat on her. Doesn't bother me much, but I think some of our more meat loving brothers on this site may be put off by the bony hips.

She's got an ass you could bounce a quarter off of and nice natural tits. (The Met-Art folks, god bless 'em, fly the natural titty flag high and proud.) Pretty good face for no makeup.

Yum yum, I love that look with the glasses. Beautiful tits and sweet little peenie slot too. You can count the stubble on that close-up.

A bit bruised up in the legs but I guess you have to use some coercion to get them to smile like they're enjoying this kind of exploitation after kidnapping them from their farm in the Ukraine.

Pretty, pretty girl. A+

More inebriated slutty female piss drunks. Not as hot as the last set a couple of days ago.

#358 | 12 Jan 2011 18:38 by Funeral Guy on Saki Koto sexy hips

She looks like a corpse in some of these. I see enough dead people every day.

She's Asian, so of course no pussy shot. Although how could you see it through all that bush anyway?

#357 | 12 Jan 2011 18:13 by Funeral Guy on Hot amateur bodies

The administrator of this site should never apologize for too many pictures featuring the female derriere.

#1 has it's own zip code and would be doubly awesome if she were wearing heels. And I sure would love to see the rest of #14.

Pink, perky, perfect puffies. Face is a little goofy, but who cares. Need I say that her bottom half is delectable indeed? Flower petal pussy and a bunghole that has never even passed a turd. Amazing.

@ azazello

Bravo, my friend. Well said.

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty"
John Keats

Beauty is also long blond hair, legs that go on for days, pink nipples on supple young breasts and the sweet ambrosia of a snatch that has barely been used. Ahhhhhh!!!

#354 | 12 Jan 2011 06:07 by Funeral Guy on Raven Riley finger fuck

She's like a little pretzel. I wonder if she can eat her own pussy. If not, I volunteer.

@ Matt1075

Bwahahahahah!!! That is funny. The shit you do when you're young follows you forever. Especially now. Thank you, interwebs.

I guess if I had to slide my wing-wang up between some plastic funbags these would be as good as any. But good lord, look at her fucking nipples. Who does this? Is Stevie fucking Wonder doing boob jobs these days? That is just shit work.

Points for the nice pooper, I guess.

Bitch is adorable. And totally fucking high. As is the douchebag boyfriend who can't focus his eyes much less his camera.

Nice snooch though.

Two fake lesbo tramps with the tramp stamps to prove it. I'll give extra points to the brunette on account of her meaty pussy. The Funeral Guy loves a meaty pussy.

Otherwise this is pretty same old, same old.

I can just picture that pale white skin all over me with my tongue in that pink hole. Very nice. A solid 10.

(Where does Met-Art find these chicks?)

#348 | 11 Jan 2011 15:38 by Funeral Guy on Nice tits and nice amateurs

I wonder which is greater? The number of bad cosmetic surgeons, or the number of women who think that a pair of fake robot tits will make them sexy.

Small number of hotties on this one.

I don't know. I think she's kinda MILF-y. Maybe that's what the M tattooed on her pelvis stands for. Gots nice titays, doncha' think?

#346 | 11 Jan 2011 03:57 by Funeral Guy on Amateur with nice asses

The forty-four backsides on view,
are making me shout out whoo-hooo!
Since I can't fuck the asses
of these comely young lasses,
I'll just cover my keyboard with goo.

(I'm talking to you in particular #9 and bring your friend #29)

Hot. Very hot. Love the outfit. Wish I could make one of my world famous snarky comments, but I can't find a thing wrong with her. Damn it.

Sexy, but too many tats.

Did you ever bang a broad on the beach and have sand get in on the action? I have and it's not pleasant. My advice? Take your babe and your blanket and get in the back seat of your car.

Your cock and her cooch will thank you.

PS. Chick is shit hot.

#342 | 10 Jan 2011 18:49 by Funeral Guy on Dark cowboy girl Liz Vicious

She would be really nice if you've always had a fantasy of fucking Alice Cooper.

#341 | 10 Jan 2011 18:48 by Funeral Guy on Amateur teen posing pics

My my. She's a dirty little girl, isn't she? I can't wait till she finishes her homework so she can post some more pictures from her crappy bedroom/photo studio.

#340 | 10 Jan 2011 04:23 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Very artsy fartsy. Like whacking off in a gallery on Santa Monica Blvd.

#339 | 10 Jan 2011 04:18 by Funeral Guy on Hot redhead nun

@annie monis

We must be close to the same generation.

#338 | 10 Jan 2011 01:02 by Funeral Guy on Hot redhead nun

I'd love to fuck her 'cause I hardly ever get nun.

@ annie monis

In light of your opinion I have given the lady a second look. You are correct. She does have beautiful breastuses and snoochie. (Although way more hair than most of guys in this forum would like.) I think my problem is with her face. Don't get me wrong. She's attractive enough, but she looks a little too much like Kim Kardashian who's idiotic existence turns me off so much I have a hard time seeing her beauty.

In that spirit I will now reassess Jelena as a meh +

@bunio14

I gotta admit, I like 'em better with a trim. Total shave or a landing strip, I'm good. We never knew any different back in the day. We just knew what was behind the bush and did whatever it took to get there. ; )

In the immortal words of annie monis:

Meh

#334 | 7 Jan 2011 18:17 by Funeral Guy on Amateurs in nature pics

I gotta admit I'm with TxBondsman on this one. The top one in this set is barely a 7. I'm sure they are all wonderful ladies and such, loved by somebody and all that. Which is why you should keep these kinds of pics for your own enjoyment.

It's a different story when you have a hottie girlfriend who's all laid out in lingerie and she's game to show her chooch on the interwebs. Then, by all means, we are all eyes.

#333 | 7 Jan 2011 16:20 by Funeral Guy on Pretty babe in handcuffs

Handcuffed? Check. Face down on the bed? Check. OK. Should I rape and strangle her now? Nahhh...better not. I'll just smack her ass so hard It'll leave a handprint. Then I'll fuck her butthole and cream all over her cute vajeen. Then I'll give her a blue dildo to play with then post the photos on the interwebs.

I love you, honey. See...even your panties think so.

MILF...whatever. She's hot. Don't care how old she is. Very sexy.

#331 | 7 Jan 2011 15:27 by Funeral Guy on Gorgeous Brea Lynn on a bed

Boys, boys, boys. Can't we all just get along? I, for one, welcome my Polish brothers to our little club. A brave people that were integral in the fall of the greatest evil the world has ever known. Communism.

I don't know what the the Polish guy said, but it was probably something like, "Brea Lynn is a hot little piece of cooze, who's only flaw is that she allowed a Polish plastic surgeon to give her horrible plastic tittie balls. Next time Brea, spend more than 500 Polish zloty on your ersatz bazoos."

Yeah, that's what I bet it says. Just remember, a guy can thump his dummy in any language.

Me likey tiny titty and slicky clitty. I sure wouldn't wok away from that hot oily Chinese fucky fucky.

Wow. That is sweet. Beautiful tits and perfect cameltoe. I bet the scent of those cute little panties is real ambrosia.

Great face and sexy mouth. 10+

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