Nothing like a nude beach on a twat summer day.

Don't like the plastic zeppelins, but I'm lovin' it from the back end.

@ Matt1075

Thanks. Every once in a while the muse strikes. I did a blog for a while. Check out the archives if you have a moment.

www.thefuninfuneral.blogspot.com

WOW!!!!! Look at those pussy lips. Fan-fucking-tastic!!! Cute face and sweet little titties and ass. 10+ If I wasn't at work, I'd be rubbing one out.

This chick is absolutely perfect. Look at how sexy her mouth is. Damn, she's hot!

When Lisa woke up her head was ringing like the bell at St. Patrick's Cathedral. Her one night hook up was long gone. "What the hell happened last night?" She thought. Then she saw the empty bottle of roofies on the nightstand. She went to the computer and checked her email. There was a message with a link from someone she didn't recognize. Curious, she clicked on it. The next thing she saw was a photo on a wanker website. In complete horror, she realized the featured model was her. Sweet, innocent little Lisa. Ass up, clothes off, broke off, dozed off. Even worse, in the first picture her panties were on backwards and one photo had one finger in the pink and another heading for the stink. Oh, my God. This was way beyond all the other embarrassing situations her drug and alcohol abuse had led her to before.

With great trepidation she glanced at the email again. Tears as big as horse turds started falling from her eyes. The CC line told her the one thing she feared most had come true. How soon before she got the call from Ted, her boyfriend serving in Afghanistan that the marriage was off? Even worse. Once her parents saw her disgraceful behavior ("Did he have to include MY BONG IN THE PICTURE!!") she knew that the tuition and rent checks would cease. They would finally make good on their threat to write off their fucked up trollop of a daughter for good this time.

Her life...as she once knew it...was over. So she did what she always did when the road ahead looked the bleakest. She reached for the only friend she had left. Her trusty bong. It, at least, would always be there the morning after.

Hot face and a nice goody slit so I'll ignore the stupid implants.

Just another summer day at Fappers Beach.

When you see the Playboy logo you can be sure of one thing. You will not be looking at the snatch of the model.

For Playboy, I actually like this one. Big naturals, long legs and doesn't look like the second runner up in a Texas beauty pageant.

She looks like a nasty whore and I dig that.

@ mrzuniga78

Hey...I'm not spoiled. I just smell that way 'cause I was in the prep room all day.

Only a couple of true mutts while the rest are pretty fine. Not too mention three or four outstanding vaginas.

Great legs but the Billy Idol sneer ain't working for 'ya. Oh...and next time? Take the hat off your snooch.

She's a busty one all right. And I just busted a nut.

It's the chick with the funky eyetooth, just a little bit older. That is one tight pussy.

You're a hot chick. Next time get a real photographer and spread 'em.

@ Haricot

I swear to God, I was thinking the exact same thing scrolling down. Not lesbians, not good at faking being lesbians and not erotic at all.

FAIL!

@ muffdiver54

Big, meaty pussy lips. Ya' either love 'em, or hate 'em. No middle ground on these.

This is my dream girl! Dominika is the queen of pussyxxl.com. She's gorgeous. Long legs, lean body, sexy naturals and the largest labial lips on the planet. Just imagine that vagina all hot and wet and wrapped around your cock. I could suck that pussy all night.

Amazing woman!

PS. In the first sentence I meant chunk not chunch.

And, white bread chicks making gangs signs is even stupider than duckface.

Gentlemen, please.

Can we stop the flame war and just get back to enjoying the purpose of this website which is talking about pussy and making jokes about titties?

I like how the three foxes always have a friend that is not bad but kind of a chunch and not as hot as they are.

These sluts will get married right after college to doctors or lawyers or stockbrokers. They will thereafter spend the rest of their days farming out their kids to nannies while they get massages and their nails done. Then they will meet for lunch and gossip about the fatter one who is still unmarried and working at some dead end job.

In twenty-five years they will all have boob jobs, botox, and facial surgery to the point where they look Chinese. (Except for the fat one who will be in rehab for the third time.) None of this will stem the aging tide, of course, and the husbands of these brainless bimbos will have moved on to a twenty-two year old trophy wife.

At their 30th college reunion they will still think making "duckface" in pictures is cool.

She's adorable, but how 'bout a snoochie shot next time? NICE PANTIES!!

While the Polish dude and the Slovak are starting WWIII I will comment on the young lady. (I have no dog in this fight BTW, if a comment ain't in english I'll just pass it by. Comment any way you want to. Horniness knows knows no country. We are the world, we are the wankers.)

If you're going to go to the trouble of putting on the garter belt and the stockings why wouldn't you lose the stubble? It's nasty and makes your asshole look dirty. The good part is that she has a smokin' body. At first I was going to call butterface, but after viewing a second time I've decided that she is one of those chicks that are ugly/sexy.

I'd fuck her, but first I'd finish shaving her then rub the area with baby oil. Yum!

Hi Mom and Dad,

Just wanted to let you know the college money is being well spent.

Your whorish daughter Baby Girl

@ SquidProQuo

Never smoked a bone. Never will.

@ azazello

I agree about your hottie pick. Interesting. That is one pink slit against that white skin. She's about half a gene away from being an albino.

Not the typical nudie cutie. She looks like she got her first shagging in a haystack. Oh, yeah.

@ RandalGraves

You want a big clit and pussy? Check this out.

http://www.pussyxxl.com/photo/gallery/pussy-lips-11-jpg

I shot myself.....all over the keyboard. Hahahaha!

PS. In pic #3 is that a bra mark or a boob job scar. They look like naturals, but sometimes I'm wrong.

Pretty. Picture book snoochie. Awesome nipples.

Boy, there is some fine looking poon on this one including one amazing creampie. Way too many to single out for review. (Who has the time or patience to count the pictures?)

The one that really has me going is #21. This girl literally has NO TITS! And damn it, I find her really sexy. I've never been a big tit guy, but I can appreciate a nice set and have never turned down a big breasted hottie. (Duh!!) But more and more I find that the small breasted girls are really a turn on. Maybe it's the plastic bolt-on boobie backlash.

But this chick is like a boy on top. And I would fuck her in a hot second. I'm not turning homo am I?

I"d be interested in the opinions of the other horndog commenters.

For the most part all extremely fuckable. I really want to know what the hell went on in pic #11. If that is splooge on her jeans those were two horny dudes.

#19 has tits that sit right under her chin. I like 'em.

Favorite? #4 regular, girl next door sexy. Looks like she'd be lots of fun.

@ annie monis

Here is how you overlook the toes. Just make her wear high heels and do her standing up. (Although you may have to use a stool. She looks pretty tall.)

Things about her I like:

Cute little tits.

Slight chunk around the middle.

The funky eyetooth.

Tight ass.

Sexy blue eyes.

Things about her I don't like:

The nail in her clit.

Just a random thought:

Who the hell names their white daughter Kisha?

I dig this chick. Very cute. That is not a hairy pussy.

What the hell was this supposed to be? She looks like a young Arianna Huffington. Scary.

Not impressed. AT ALL!

She reminds me of a hotel maid I fucked back in my rock and roll road days. Memories...sweet memories.

She must have had nothin' till that surgeon implanted those two half cantaloupes.

Udderly fantastic!

Big melons, but no other sense of how her body looks. She looks like she has a pretty small window on hotness.

Check the waist in picture #6. Soccer tits and fat by 30.

How am I supposed to get any work done when you make me look at tits and cunt all day?

A couple of these chicks are shag nasty, but most of them are Met-Art and Hegre-Art hotties. I'm loving some of the pussy close ups. Yum!

Too many good ones to list individually so I'll just say that this set gave me a nice chubby. Keep up the good work. Tee hee.

I guess the feet, the heels and the pantyhose appeals to a certain demographic that grew up whacking off in mommy's shoes. I don't happen to be one of them but otherwise, the natural tits are nice. The makeup is way overdone and the hair reminds me of a saloon whore in a western movie.

So. Meh.

Can I put my dick in her pussy after it's done eating her panties?

Damn! This babe is unbelievably hot. Why, oh why would you not have your best photographer to capture this stunner.

Love brunettes with the dark eyes. Great tits, meaty snooch and wonderful sexy smile. More please!

She looks like a young, hot version of Joan Jett. Love the little titties, although they should have put some makeup on the ass pimples.

Nice undies and boner slot.

Nice body in spite of the plastic tits. I've seen her in other photos and she's not a hot as this photoshopped shit.

Sucked off a governor and brought his administration to it's knees. A real role reversal that, eh?

(He would leave his black dress socks on while boning her. Like an old 8mm porn flick. Hahahahahaha! What a fucking douchebag.)

Summer better than others. But the forecast is still for a very hot day....IN MY PANTS!!!!

Hot and sexy. Good size naturals for an Asian chick.

Why are they always so shy about showing the goody slot?

For some reason I feel like a milkshake.

It's BBW day on Erooups. (See previous ass/back pussy post.) I'm sure my sharp eyed friends have noticed that in not one of the photos Alex's nighty rides above her midsection. My guess is that she has a major blubby stomach to offset the nice titties.

Would I still hit it? Oh, yeah!

My hand would be killing me after smacking all the ass in this post.