@ easy44

Or very sexy in a "hole"some way.

The wondrous variety of the female genitalia.

As I was gazing at this smorgasbord of snoochie, my penis kept pointing toward the computer screen like a divining rod (tee hee) looking for water.

PS. I'll take dibs on #2.

Beautiful girl. Sexy little tits and legs that could squeeze you like a cobra. Cute slit and that hole looks REALLY TIGHT!

When guys get drunk they act like assholes and fight. When girls get drunk they do cute stuff on the potty and take pictures so we can look at it.

This is one reason why we like girls so much.

Where does one go to apply for the job of hottie oiler at the Met-Art studios?

@ :P (0)

Representing myself in the third person helps me to impart the wisdom of my many years of experience to you younger guys.

Re: Your last comment. I do OK.

She's very hot. The Funeral Guy is a big lingerie/stockings and garter belt fan. Great natural tits on this one and extremely sexy face.

By the way, that's not a hairy pussy. That's just a pussy with some hair on it. I was banging tons of chicks in the 70's. Now that was some hairy pussy, you youngsters. And you know what? Styles change. You never know, that monster bush just may come back.

Beautiful, just fucking beautiful.

No snark, no bullshit. Nothing left to say.

I almost didn't want to see that, Matt1075. What horrible tittie balls with sky pointing nipples. Not even close to looking real. I thought they had some good plastic surgeons in South America.

I'd fuck her but only standing up with the T-shirt still on. A shame. A real damn shame.

Is there anything better than a chick all warm and clean from her bath? No. I don't think so. That foofer is going to smell as good as it's ever gonna. Time to dirty it up real good.

#9 needs to call Ivan the landlord and get that tile re-grouted. But my absolute favorite is #15 who's smoking the weed while her boyfriend strums her love button with his thumb. A priceless memory to show the kids someday.

Most fuckable? #16

One today with tits and no snatch and now one with snatch and no tits. We want the entire female experience please.

That said, this chick is shit hot.

Two Minnesota lesbos who don't wash their hair eat each other out. Yawn.

I've always wanted to see Bristol Palin naked.

Wow! You don't see that very often. Skinny with huge naturals. Not a big tit guy, but she's gorgeous. I will have to assume she possesses a vagina. I'd hate to have her all naked and shit with nothing to put my wee wee in.

Most of these chicks are fatsos, and The Funeral Guy does not dig preggo porn. #14 is a sexy fuckable ginger.

Interesting women. I could look at the amateur pics all day.

I love #8 with the fingers going into the panties. #13 looks like a hostage photo shot by a San Fernando Valley pornographer.

Totally agree on #17. I wanna know where she hangs out while wearing that bikini.

The Funeral Guy is lovin' this post of amateur poon. Lotsa' real hotties. Even the ones with flaws are bone worthy.

Besides the obvious foxes, check #14 with the glasses. Now imagine a big load of spoo right across the lenses. Nice.

How 'bout #20? That's a chick that's been smoking weed and had her head ground into a pillow from a solid plowing from behind.

I got a fatty from this collection.

Miss? Can I have a little more pussy with my tits?

I just noticed the Playboy logo. That explains everything.

Playboy. For the porn your Grandpa used to box his goofy.

More chin than I usually find attractive, but cute enough. Nice body. As always, love to see them rockin' the natural boobs.

Sexy chick. I don't think I've ever seen an asshole that close up. Even one I've had my tongue in.

One picture of her face and completely ridiculous plastic balloon tits? And she has the nerve to hang a MEMBERS sign on her snatch?

It's just a pussy, darlin'. You've all got one.

Not gonna say anything bad about her. Be a decent fuck buddy from down the hall, but not much else.

@ Kaczi

Sorry. Geography was always my worst subject.

Love the little titties, hate the pussy jewelry.

Professional photographers are supposed to notice when the bottom of the models feet look like she's walked through a stable to get to the set.

#5 & 9 is the same Ginger. Something about her I really dig. Great body, but I would have advised against the Playboy tattoo.

#3 has a sexy horse face, but completely killed her attractiveness with the $500 boob job. I know we argue about plastic titties a lot on this site, but can't we all agree that these look like shit and she'd have been a whole lot better off with whatever tits God gave her no matter how small?

# 4 is going to regret that horrible tattoo for the rest of her life.

Nice little rundown of regular gals. #15 was my fave. Hot tits and I'm partial to the panty pulled to one side shot. Next on the FG faplist would be #18. Very pretty and looks like she'd be up for some fun. Honorable Mention to #26. Intuition tells me she sucks a mean cock.

I'd hurry up and fuck her before all those overloaded electrical circuits and that 19th century radiator burn her up all naked in her crummy Ukranian apartment.

Very pretty and natural boobs. The Funeral Guy approves.

Nice all around body. Great snoochie and her butthole looks like a turd has never darkened its door. Love the white lingerie. TFG would be most pleased to ravage her till she screams her thousandth orgasm.

Met-Art for the finest in Euro trim. This little honey is stunning. Absolutely stunning. Agree 100% with mrzuniga78. A full on behind pussy shot would have been amazing.

I wonder how she likes sucking Russian mobster cock?

Now that is nice. A hot ginger with naturals. Yowza! Check out that perfect balloon knot pussy and that sweet bunghole on the rear end shot. I, for one, am digging the tramp stamp. It will give me something to aim at.

@ mic

I don't think those are plastic. When she's laying down they appear to flatten a bit in a natural way. And she knows how to lift her arms and shoulders when photographed.

I think she's just one of those genetically perfect Eastern European broads that the Russian mob guys have bred by using their ill-gotten petro dollars.

@ mrzuniga78

I didn't comment on her attractiveness in my comment so I will now. Nice body and cute snoochie. And I will agree that she pulls off a nice upskirt. (Pulls it off so well, I may pull one off while I'm at it.) ; )

I just looked at this one again. There is some really fine Grade A kiester here. There is nothing prettier than the female boner slot from the rear view.

@ annie monis

I work with a guy who doesn't care if they're poorly done or obscenely large. As long as they're BIGGGGG!!!! It might be a generational thing. He came of age looking at '90's porn. I came of age in a time when they didn't exist or were so rare that might as well not existed.

Like I said. Just a preference thing. I don't feel so much like it's a physical flaw, just that it's kind of a sad that so many beautiful women feel like they need to have this done to live up to some fantasy ideal. Most to their future regret, I'll wager.

And don't get me started on labiaplasty.

@ ZEE

Wait till you get a little older there, ya' little whippersnapper. Some of that puss is gonna look mighty good indeed.

Now...GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!

I have no idea what this was supposed to be about, but I feel almost dirty having looked at some poor chick's stolen, boyfriend only pics.

Funeral Guy say, "Me ficky de Asian ladies long time." Epic nipples. Needs to show us the puss behind the bush. Chop chop.

@ Jayzen Freeze

I realize I'm in the minority when it comes to hefty pussy lips. All pussy is good, mind you, but I like something I can get my mouth around. (Except penises, of course.)

Love this position. Shows the vajeen off in a lovely fashion. Most of the ladies in this bunch, however, are a bunch of MIWFIIWDAD's. (Moms I Would Fuck If I Were Drunk And Desperate.)

Kudos to #10. Exceptional pussy meat. TFG loves a fat pussy.

What we have here is Brea Lynn, professional pornslut, who let me say has a really fine ass, legs and face. But, like the rest of the sheep in the porn/stripper industrial complex she has enhanced her breasts to look like soccer balls on her chest. She then sticks metal bars in her nipples just to make sure we notice.

And, after all that, no pussy shot. Not cool, Brea, not cool.

You're right, annie monis, I thought it was #16. On closer examination it's the white tile floor through the gap in her thighs. My bad, haha. Although on second look it could also resemble a tampon string which might actually be hot in a too much reality kind of way.

Also #21 has probably the most hideous tattoo I've ever seen. Almost a deal breaker...almost.

I'm not a big bazonga wank fanatic so maybe I'm not the one to judge, but this just looks like big flubby tits attached to mostly big flubby girls. Which is not to say they're isn't some boinkable nookie in this set.

Speaking of nipples, annie monis, did you check out the android nips on #20? Terrific surgeon you found there, Honey. And are those nipples or coat hooks on #25?

Holy shit this chick is HAWT!!! (Of course this babe is five years older now, but how bad could she get, huh guys?) The curve of her breasts from the profile shots are as perfect as you can get. Would love to see some sexy cooter shots.

What a face! She looks Russian. God bless the good old USA for winning the Cold War and freeing up all this smoking hot pussy from the old Soviet bloc countries.

The Funeral Guy is a certified judge of the female ass and legs. So if I assess these ladies honestly, I must say that I can and would get behind them all. No Ifs ands, or Butts.

Bottom line? This Festival of Fannies rates a TFG 3 Boners Up.

What on earth would prompt you to take a picture of yourself with a cucumber or a cigarette sticking out of your twat?

Women sure can be a mystery.

Pretty, natural titties for a professional purveyor of porn poon. Give her time and she'll look like a hard bitten, bobble boobied, frozen faced slut whore like the rest of 'em.

I can't explain it, but I dig pictures of hot drunk chicks taking a piss. Ya gotta admit some of these honeys really had to go.

@ ptpie

You've got a good eye, my friend. That really made me fucking laugh. I didn't notice that she had stolen those shoes from some tranny.

Nice natural tits and sweet pink fuck slit. Slimey Bill is 100% correct. In 5 years this little trollop will be the blond version of Snooki.