This hot little minky has such a sexy pussy and tits that I would fuck her while her boyfriend is out scoring heroin.

Put some makeup on and wash the sand out of your pussy and The Funeral Guy will gladly participate in a threesome with you.

Any lingerie that can be left on during fuck time is A-OK with The Funeral Guy. Especially if this chick is wearing it. Great face, long legs and suckable little titties. Hot all the way around.

I'm not normally big tit crazy, but I like these. The natural sag is very sexy. The meaty pussy is also a plus. The tats are a bit unfortunate but not a deal breaker.

Is that a woman or a Realdoll™?

The Funeral Guy loves the petite gals. You look a bit sunburned there, darlin'. Let me get some soothing aloe to rub all over your sweet little body.

Funeral Guy says, "Thumbs up".

By that I mean I'll have my thumb up her tight little bunghole while I'm slurping on her clitty button.

Damn, women are great. How in the world could any guy be a homo?

Very artsy. Nice tits.

Sexy girl. More pussy shots please.

Baloney nipples.

I like a vagina that can eat a pair of panties. Tells me that it's hungry.

At the beginning I was unmoved, but when she got to the stockings and the bustier I started getting a chubby. Loved the pussy in the mirror shot.

@ annie monis

I think your "r" key is busted.

Great nipples on bargain basement tittie balls. Skin's a little rough and no pussy shot. The Funeral Guy likes the pink nylon shorties though.

Bottom line. Fuckable? You betcha'.

One of the things I love about chicks is when you put a little alcohol in them a lot of casual lesbianism comes out. By that I mean they'll goof around, lay on each other, tongue kiss, suck each others tits and play grab ass. Usually for the entertainment of drunken, leering frat dudes.

Guys on the other hand (and I speak as a long time member of the tribe) can be shit-faced hammered and would never get within 10 feet of another guy's exposed wanger or play with his butt or kiss him. Not even to joke around. Play around sex with another dude is never funny.

Unless you're fucking gay, of course.

Cute face? Check.

Red satin panties? Check.

Hot legs in thigh high stockings and high heels? Check.

Perky natural breasts with perfect nipples? Check.

Tight little ass? Check.

Sweet, young, shaved vagina? Check.

Weird jacket and hat? Take those off, Honey, I've got plans for you.

Pretty average young strumpet saddled with regretful tattoos and self inflicted porn to haunt her future job and marriage prospects.

But we, the male internet fappers of the world, appreciate your poor judgment.

For some reason I feel like having some grapefruit with my breakfast this morning. With a side order of juicy snooch, of course.

She only has one facial expression, but the rest of her is yum yummy. Fantastic legs.

Speaking of facial expressions I'd like to express a facial splooge right across those designer specs of hers.

@ annie monis

And so is my dick when I look at those milky tits.

Me love her long time. Great tits with puffies! Yes! Nice bubble gum pussy lips and verrrrry pretty.

All natural and all good. Unlike some of the plastic whores we've had here lately.

I need to check out the stockroom of my local Goodwill store. Apparently it holds a real attraction for sluts.

I think I figured it out. The tattoo is Hungarian for "Aim Here".

She just turned 18? You're shitting me right? In dog years, maybe? (And I do mean dog.) It may be her 18th anniversary on the stroll, that I'd believe.

On the plus side, it appears that she bleaches her bunghole.

That's a nice little cookie. I bet she smells real good. 10+

Don't worry, babe...really...I only want these pictures for me. You're sooooooo hot!! Yeah, spread that pussy. Your tits are so beautiful...no I swear no one else will see these. I promise.

Oh no, this site isn't going to host all the FIRST! people is it?

I suppose the foot perverts will like this, but The Funeral Guy likes to see vagina. Nice and pink. Need I mention stupid fake balloons?

Congress needs to stop fucking around with the budget, DADT, START Treaties and all that other unimportant shit and get to work on banning implants on hot broads.

So it is written, so it shall be done.

I'm digging the little tits and those big, brown eyes. I'm even digging the scar on her young belly. What I'm not digging is the lip piercings. Get rid of that shit, bitch, then get over here and blow me.

She's hot. Nice pointy nips. However, that's more of a gyno view than I need.

Love her tits. Cute puss too. I'd fuck her and make her leave the nighty on.

Toss out the ones that obviously need to hit the Stairmaster and this is a pretty good collection of amateur ass.

Whoohooo! Another 10. Great boobies and a nice fat cameltoe.

What a way to start the day. She is gorgeous. Perfect body and pussy. More of her would be OK with me.

Black chicks are not usually my thang, but these sistahs are some kind of fuckable, yo'. Know what I'm sayin'?

The Funeral Guy always adds points for real tits. I give her a solid 8.5.

She has cigar butts growing out of her tits.

Wow. Long and lean. Great pussy and tits. Me likey a lot!

Pretty good set! Not too many dogs for a change and some of these are smokin' hot. Love the little tits and pussy meat on #7.

She's a little old for me. Haha. Have I mentioned I love little tits. She's hot. Only complaint? More cooter shots next time.

She's gross. She'll be playing soccer with those tits in 5 years.

That boob job is so fucked up her nipples are practically hitting her in the face.

Cute regular girl. She needs to lose the pussy jewelry. I hate pussy jewelry.

Yuck, the 3 slags. Somebody call the hazmat team to get rid of that couch.

Meh

Typical bleach blond pneumatic bobble tit pornstar/stripper. Yawn... Forgettable in every way.......Next.

The header is correct in that yes, they are chicks. And yes, the sun is out in most of the pictures so it is most likely summer and the weather is hot.

Are the chicks hot. No. Most of them are horrible.

I agree with dude. That's a woman, alright. Nice big boobs. If they're fake the doc did a hell of a job, since they don't have the obvious bolt-on look.

I don't know, guys. I'm diggin' the freckles and the natural little titties. Cute snoochie. The Funeral Guy what definitely hit it and hit it hard.