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#128 | 2 Dec 2010 03:55 by Funeral Guy on Cute amateurs pics

95% of the chicks in this set are totally fuckable. You'd do them and I'd do them and you know it, you horny bastards. So let's hear the complaints from the usual suspects.

#127 | 1 Dec 2010 22:23 by Funeral Guy on Amateur wild night

Wow! Skankapalooza!

I find the Asian pussy hair thing curious. Must be cultural. We were at work looking through old Playboy pics and getting nostalgic for bush. The hairy pussy bush not the President Bush.

I like this chick. White trash hair and small sexy titties. I bet she'd lick my balls and ass and love every minute of it.

#124 | 1 Dec 2010 19:20 by Funeral Guy on Huge natural titties - Karma

She'd be fun to bounce around on.

#123 | 1 Dec 2010 04:58 by Funeral Guy on Amateurs on holidays

Nice collection of the usual cuties, fatties, oldies, skanks and plain janes. Women...gotta love 'em all.

Making her mark for all blond bimbos with lousy tit jobs...Ladies and Gentlemen...Meet Cody Love. (Her real name, I'm sure.)

#121 | 1 Dec 2010 04:15 by Funeral Guy on Hot teacher - Sybille

I love small tits with puffies. I'd bone that cute little chooch then splooge all over her glasses. Yowza!!!

She's really cute. But where is the snooch. The Funeral Guy wants snoochie.

Horrible implants. Spoils the whole package. Bummer.

#118 | 30 Nov 2010 16:12 by Funeral Guy on Nice amateurs pics

Nice touch having the Bible on the bedside table in pic #3.

Wow...hot hot hot!

#116 | 30 Nov 2010 01:24 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

God...quit complaining. Are you paying for this? I didn't think so. You got your good snoochie you got your not so good snoochie. Are the bad ones disrupting your fap session?

Keep it coming (tee hee) Erooups, The Funeral Guy's got yer back.

#115 | 27 Nov 2010 00:32 by Funeral Guy on Crazy pretty girls

Really makes me wish I'd grown up with sisters that had lots of their friends over for slumber parties. Wowee!

Great tits, little heavy through the thighs, passable face. Would I hit it? In two seconds.

#113 | 26 Nov 2010 19:57 by Funeral Guy on French elegance Patricia

Wow and double wow. I like that her nose is just a little too big. Makes her even more beautiful. I'd love to hold that gorgeous, thick hair in my hand while I doggie styled her.

Are these shots grainy? Or am I going blind from masturbating too much?

#111 | 26 Nov 2010 19:52 by Funeral Guy on Amateurs nice asses

Love love love ass and leg shots. I'm The Funeral Guy and I approve this message.

Hot ginger with beautiful tits. Next time she needs to show us her strawberry pie.

#109 | 26 Nov 2010 06:52 by Funeral Guy on Amateurs with big boobs

Most were nice. Some were fat. And a few illustrated the point that you shouldn't get your boobs done by a small town cosmetic surgeon in Alabama.

#108 | 26 Nov 2010 06:49 by Funeral Guy on A lot of pretty amateurs pics

Interesting collection of amateur internet sluts. I give it a solid B -

#107 | 26 Nov 2010 06:45 by Funeral Guy on Very sexy chick shows hot body

I love your chooch. Why are you giving me the finger?

#106 | 26 Nov 2010 06:37 by Funeral Guy on Alison Angel shows her goodies

She's got the crazy eyes, but a really cute cooter.

Wow! Everything is perfect on her. Gorgeous eyes.

Nice touch with the white trash apartment and the dirty, holey socks. Cute though. I'd bang her all day till her mom got home from work.

#103 | 25 Nov 2010 03:49 by Funeral Guy on Innocent teens puffy - Liliya

This one is way good. Looks like they pulled her right out of the Urals. Great little body with that Russian face. Would have been nice to see her coochie.

She's so cute I'd ignore the fake tits. (Why, oh why do these girls have to do that to themselves?)

#101 | 25 Nov 2010 03:35 by Funeral Guy on Amateur slut pics

We don't care if amateur or pro.

We just like sluts with the nice tight butts. 36

#100 | 24 Nov 2010 23:32 by Funeral Guy on Drunk and sleeping amateurs

A few of these look like they got thoroughly creampied before the beddy-bye time.

#99 | 24 Nov 2010 07:09 by Funeral Guy on Hot redhead angel - Ariel

Cute girl. Pretty tits.

#98 | 24 Nov 2010 04:28 by Funeral Guy on Blond mama with big tits

Good lord, where to begin?

She (and I use the word loosely) looks like she is a year away from forced retirement at a Hamburg whorehouse. She's so ugly my penis just retreated through my ballsack and down my asshole. She puts her makeup on with a paint gun and finishes it off with a plastering trowel. Her nails would be perfect wrapped around the handle of a giant spoon and stirring a cauldron. I honestly thought that the pictures were working up to the revealing of a giant cock. Surprise!! But no. Just a horrible clit piercing with a ring suitable for keeping her tied up in her sty.

The good news? No more breast implants for any other women. After Brunhilde here, there will be a worldwide silicone shortage for the next decade.

Would I hit it? There is not enough liquor and/or drugs in world for that to happen.

#97 | 24 Nov 2010 01:57 by Funeral Guy on Amateurs in various places

Yes, Drahcir, judging by their tits, most of them are.

She's a hot little minky, but posing with a Guitar Hero guitar does not make you a rock star. Ke$ha maybe, but not a rock star.

#95 | 23 Nov 2010 21:20 by Funeral Guy on Amateurs in various places

Ya gotta love real girls when they're real naked. Really.

I don't think that's a boob job. Too much natural sag. I hate plastic tits and these look nice. What a face. Gorgeous even with the fake lips.

#93 | 23 Nov 2010 20:15 by Funeral Guy on Sinead spreads her as

Not the most beautiful chick in the world, but she's got one smokin' ass, a nice pussy and cute natural titties. Added plus, SHE'S A GINGER!!!

I'd tap it with great enthusiasm.

Nice snoochie and natural tits. This is a good thing.

#91 | 23 Nov 2010 04:11 by Funeral Guy on Sarah with amazing ass

Breathtakingly beautiful. Except for...ah...you know.

Very cute. I think we've finally managed to erase the horror of this morning's fatty post.

Absolutely stunning! What a beauty. Love the last picture. Shows she has a personality along with everything else.

God bless them amateurs.

#87 | 22 Nov 2010 17:30 by Funeral Guy on Big tits and big bodies

You better watch it xx. They look more like they'd eat you. And not in a good way.

I love little chicks with big natural boobs. They're Double F's alright. Fucking Fantastic!

#85 | 22 Nov 2010 17:25 by Funeral Guy on Cute and wet skinny girl

That's more like it after the first bunch of fatties.

#84 | 22 Nov 2010 15:24 by Funeral Guy on Big tits and big bodies

Was this necessary? I was just about to have breakfast.

Wraith64...I just call 'em as I see 'em.

Good thing that girls don't have to worry about "shrinkage".

Damn! I just remembered I was supposed to pick up the balloons for the office birthday party!!

Looks like one of those Texas beauty pageant contestants. Nothing sexy about her at all.

#79 | 18 Nov 2010 17:32 by Funeral Guy on Sweet teen with dildo

I'm always a little uncomfortable when this one shows up.

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