If she shared enough of that booze with me I'd fuck her even with her man-face.

Nice little slut. The braces are a nice touch. Wish they would of had a close up of that nice fat pussy.

The men that invented the digital camera and the internet should be on Mt. Rushmore.

That is the #1 pick in an Amsterdam whorehouse!

The face has a few miles on it, but I'm liking that long, lean sexy body.

Looks like photos taken from your typical swingers party in Omaha, Nebraska.

Grading on the curve this set gets a solid Funeral Guy A-. There is much here that is solidly fapworthy.

Alison is undoubtably hot, but some photographer has to tell her to relax her facial expression. She's got Xanax face with meth freak eyes.

Weird, but I'd still fuck her up between those hot tits.

Met-Art give us another sweet little (as in young) cutie. Like how the Euro chick are not obsessed with having plastic Little Annie Fanny boobs. The Funeral Guy loves the natural.

Not my type. In five years she'll be doing fatty porn.

Really pretty, All American type. I like the little overbite...sexy. Very nice pussy.

Nice titties, hairy butthole.

That pussy is like a waxed hardwood floor. Nice! She should be in prison for being unlawfully HAWT!!!!

She has a face that you'd see in Special Ed class.

She's cute and I'm digging the bush.

She looks like she'd be loads of slutty fun.

I see the plastic surgeons have now set up shop in Mumbai.

Best looking chick in the trailer park, I bet.

Another skinny chick with fat pussy meat. Yum! I dig her, but after sex I would take her out for a cheeseburger and milkshake.

The pictures are actually kind of "artsy". The girl is stunning. Amazing ass. As always, love the small tits.

Not going to win any beauty contests, but The Funeral Guy always gives extra points for being a ginger and the puffies.

Definitely Photoshopped to the nth degree, but the vote here at work was a 10+ cooter.

I guess you have to have something for the chubby chasers in the audience. Lots of hairy pussies I see. I'm guessing it's because they have difficulty bending over and wielding a razor near the hoohoo.

I don't mind a broad with a little meat on her now and then, but I draw the line at out and out fatsos.

Pretty good set for the most part. Lots of cooter. #14 and #20 have some major flapjack titties. Not my favorite...boobwise.

She has perfect boobs. Not too big, not to small. Sexy lips (both sets). Reminds me of one of my first girlfriends.

Wow, what a set of nipples. The hair (both the carpet and the drapes) reminds me of some of my 70's conquests.

The boob thing is weird. Would it stop me from railing the shit out of her?

Not just no...but hell no.

Wow! Super sexy.

Hmmm...Beautiful girl but I find her kind of boring.

Could it be that The Funeral Guy is tiring of porn? Nahhh...that can't be it.

I don't know what it is. This chick has it all. Cute enough face, nice titties, long legs, tight little ass and fuckhole.

But she doesn't turn me on in the slightest. Weird.

fff, you're looking at those lovely tits, that nice round ass and that pretty little pussy and you're turned off by the hair on her arms?

For once, I am speechless.

I'm usually a big fan of the amateur stuff, but this is a pretty sorry mix. A couple of cuties but I'm surprised the camera didn't break on a few of them.

She'll look like a hard bitten meth whore in five years. Horrible implants. (He said for the ten thousandth time.)

Mad Doctor Mengele started injecting his silicone into his She-Slave Violet. He started at her lips went to her breasts and finally emptied the rest of the industrial sized drum into her ass.

Result? The prototype for the Hollywood stripper/porn starlet.

Well, done Doctor Mengele. A man ahead of his time.

Cute, young and boneworthy with the exception of #11. I draw the line at a black widow tattoo and a herpes sore.

That is a hardbody little hottie. Can't find a fault on her.

Amazing how so many skinny girls have those lovely meaty pussies.

Love those little titties. Please, please, please. Don't let some douchebag boyfriend talk you into getting plastic bolt-on balloon bags.

I like the Bettie Page hairdo. I'd fuck the attitude right off this bitch's face.

Holy Jeezus!!! That is not something you see everyday. Cute, petite and awesome natural melons. Big, huge tits are not normally my thing, but this girl is HAWT!!!!!

Fan-fucking-tastic! One on my cock and one on my face.

This chick really turns me on. I would roger her silly.

She's smokin'. I'd make her leave the satin nighty on while I did her.

Very sexy. Let's have some coochie next time.

Ahhh...the ass up backdoor shot. One of my all time favorites.

Except for #'s 22, 29, 30 & 42. Put down that pie and get those fat butts on a Stairmaster. And #47? You need to buy yourself a Gillette Venus, stat.

She's a young 'un, but I'm assuming these were taken on her 18th birthday. More cooter shots please.

Most of these are pretty good. Only a few fatties and natural boobs for the most part. Thumbs up.

This one is real "regular" girl sexy. Me like. I think she took a tinkle on the sidewalk in pic #13. HAWT!!!!!

Nice butthole.

Yes, yes, yes!! Real titties!