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#478 | 6 Feb 2011 02:25 by Funeral Guy on Julie Castle and her boobs

@ Hawkmech

In most circumstances I would say you are correct, but this tramp is exceptionally downscale. Even we interweb wankers have some standards.

#477 | 5 Feb 2011 00:28 by Funeral Guy on Katia De Lys striptease

Not too many comments on this one. Hmmmmmm...do we have some racism going on? 36

#476 | 5 Feb 2011 00:26 by Funeral Guy on Preparations for the bath

Buttholes are funny things. Do they get dark from years of poo poo? Or are some just bungholes of color, like dark pussy lips.

Some of the young ones on here look like they never took a dump in their life. Sweet.

#475 | 5 Feb 2011 00:17 by Funeral Guy on Sensual session of Irina

Did you guys read the bullshit at the top of this? Architectural university? Manager in this area? Here is the truthful bio.

Hello big boys out there. Irina here. After being lured from my poor village in the Ukraine by promises of much money by gangsters from Moscow I have ended up somehow on internet pornsites showing my tits and pussy.

I always wanted to be an architect, but who am I kidding? I think you have to be smart to be an architect and I'm lots of things, hot, loose with my morals and one hell of a cocksucker, but smart was never really one of my strong suits.

So my time is spent blowing whoever pays me, and being arm candy for crooked politicians and oil oligarchs. Is not bad life. Until I get old and I have to walk the streets and end up dead in dumpster.

Happy wanking.

#474 | 4 Feb 2011 20:33 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Damn, I love sexy women. How in the hell could any guy be a fucking homo?

Love the one in the tub with the faucet water hitting her meaty goody button.

#473 | 4 Feb 2011 19:20 by Funeral Guy on Preparations for the bath

@ PL

Hahahahaha! That was a good one, dude.

#472 | 4 Feb 2011 15:35 by Funeral Guy on Julie Castle and her boobs

Good lord! Why would you post this after sweet Inga and spoil the mood?

Fat, ugly, bobble tits complete with robo nipples, stretch marks, cellulite, stomach pooch with what appears to be a hysterectomy scar, and the nastiest tats this side of the penal system.

I appreciate the minimal views of her vagina since I assume there's probably a tampon string up there. Thank god for small favors.

#471 | 4 Feb 2011 15:23 by Funeral Guy on Tanned body of sweet Inga

Amazing! So perfect she's almost anime.

#470 | 4 Feb 2011 15:20 by Funeral Guy on Preparations for the bath

I'm afraid this set contained just a little too much reality. A butthole bleaching may be in order.

Hot and exotic looking. Great lean body and the chooch is a work of art. TFG gives her 4 Boners up!

#468 | 4 Feb 2011 03:46 by Funeral Guy on Katia De Lys striptease

Nice booty, but I hate the tat.

#467 | 3 Feb 2011 22:09 by Funeral Guy on Gorgeous brunette in room

Is it me? Or do girls these days seem to be getting chunkier through the middle as a rule.

This set should have been moved over to one of those sites that appeals to fatso lovers. Not hot at all.

Agreed. Hot as hell.

Skeevy bathroom and I wonder who broke her nose. Nice fuckhole, though.

#463 | 3 Feb 2011 06:11 by Funeral Guy on April Oneil in paradise

No snoochy shot and she has a nose like the The Wicked Witch of the West.

Nice tits though and of course I would fuck her.

I don't know about a hard look, but she sure is giving me a hard cock.

#461 | 2 Feb 2011 22:56 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

An afternoon brew of some hotties, some fuglies, some artsy-fartsy, with a smattering of celebrity skankitude.

I'd give it a 6.5 maybe a 7.

She's hot but somebody else can suck on the plastic titties and nipple bars, while I plow the snooch for all it's worth.

All around gorgeous. 10+

More of her anytime.

#458 | 2 Feb 2011 20:09 by Funeral Guy on Hot striptease pics

Here in Russia we pay our strippers in Vodka. They not even professionals. Any fat cow come up to dance. We drink, we cheer. We're Russian. (Or Polish, or Czech or whatever the fuck.)

It's stockings day on Erooups. Boy, is my dick getting sore.

#456 | 2 Feb 2011 05:57 by Funeral Guy on Kami in sexy white stockings

Hot chick, but the carpet don't match the drapes. A weird dye job. Nice boobs, but for god's sake. When someone is taking a picture of your ass, take out your panty liner. It makes a guy think you got a leaky pussy or a yeast infection or something.

#455 | 1 Feb 2011 23:44 by Funeral Guy on Melissa likes masturbating

Melissa likes masturbating... as do we all, Melissa.

Things I like about Melissa:
The little titties.
The hairy pussy (for nostalgia's sake)
The pink snatch
The cotton print panties

Things I don't like about Melissa:
She looks like Howdy Doody
The herpes sore on her face

Hot bitch on a hot beach. Nice vajeen and as a bonus a bejeweled butthole.

Natural tits. Thank you Met-Art.

#453 | 1 Feb 2011 16:13 by Funeral Guy on Cute teen in red panties

Fantastic body. Look at her fucking stomach!! The face? Not so great, would be better with some makeup. In pic #5 she looks demon possessed.

Fuckable? Oh, yeah!!!

Wow!! It's a beautiful pussy that just happens to have a girl attached.

#451 | 1 Feb 2011 15:30 by Funeral Guy on Hot Alice inviting to bed

A little thick through the middle, but no deal breaker. Great natural bazoos. Arrow points the way to the splooge deposit.

#450 | 1 Feb 2011 03:35 by Funeral Guy on Gorgeous set with Jenni

Really cute cameltoe. Love the way her snoochie lip kinda' peeks out from it. Oh yeah...Pretty face too.

#449 | 31 Jan 2011 22:44 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Gentlemen, we have poon on parade. Would love to comment on all of them but I'm way to lazy to count the pictures.

But I will say that #2 has perfect slut face.

And that I'm totally in love with #8.

It's the mis-matched boob chick. Does this take her off the fuck list? Hell no.

#447 | 31 Jan 2011 18:37 by Funeral Guy on Sexy winter night

A rather unfortunate performance from a formerly nice girl who has no business being naked on the interwebs.

Another android from the Russian/Eastern European babe factory. Beautiful eyes and hefty snooch meat. Me likey.

Hey Honey, why the long face?

Nice body but looks like Sarah Jessica Parker...and that's not a good thing.

#444 | 31 Jan 2011 02:55 by Funeral Guy on Gorgeous sexy girl Carina

We've seen this little trick before. She has one smokin' ass. Great snooch and bunghole. Both made to be reamed Big Time.

#443 | 29 Jan 2011 00:12 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

A collection of semi-pro internet tramps (FTV Girls, Brooke Skye) and professional porn whores (talkin' 'bout you, Jesse Jane) and a few regular chicks. My vote these days is for the amateurs.

WTF is up with the photoshop on #6? Lesbo and mini lesbo?

I'm lovin' #25 the slut so drunk she passes out with her twat showing. Nice.

Let's give some props to #90, the Psycho Mom, who apparently makes her living stripping for cavemen.

As for the amateurs, the last on looks like a good time.

#442 | 28 Jan 2011 18:02 by Funeral Guy on Amateurs with sheved pussy

"No baby. Don't worry. These will just be for us. How cool will it be when we're old to look back on how hot you were? And you are hot. You have the nicest pussy I've ever seen. And it's just for me. I'd be jealous if other guys would see these. So...yeah...spread...that's good...yeah, put your fingers in there....you are so hot!!!"

Good amateur snizz. Something about #21 is really appealing. Classic beauty and non-whorish.

#24 is shit hot and in picture #27 it even looks like the dog wants a piece of her.

Ya' gotta dig #25. Very jaunty with the hat and the thigh highs. The kind of girl that will blow you in the car while you're driving.

#441 | 28 Jan 2011 16:08 by Funeral Guy on Tess Taylor in blue lingerie

This is the Tess Taylor from that reality show that featured the skank mom and her whore daughters. (Pretty Wild was the name. Not to be confused with the famewhore Kardashians.) Basically, your typical spoiled chick, skeevy behavior show. I think her sister was going to jail for for stealing shit or something.

Speaking of prison, that looks like that's where Tess got those awful tats. Nice body. I'll give her that much.

#440 | 28 Jan 2011 15:41 by Funeral Guy on Erotic set tith Sandra

Same one from the other day, but I don't mind at all. She be fine as wine. Wonderful tits and beautiful snooch. Sexy, sexy, sexy!!

#439 | 28 Jan 2011 06:04 by Funeral Guy on Busty amateurs girls

I like #9 but #19 has the sexy undies and stockings.

So I will service #19 first, recover for an hour, then give #9 my love sausage.

#438 | 28 Jan 2011 01:27 by Funeral Guy on Her ass will make you cum

She cute but the spray tan makes her look like a naked Oompa Loompa. (Or Snooki's hotter, thinner, younger sister.)

Yeah...that is most fuckable.

I see my secretary is fucking around at work again. I spend a lot of time sniffing her chair and desk.

Little tits and big pussy lips. Doesn't get any better than this. Hot Hot Hot!

#434 | 28 Jan 2011 00:47 by Funeral Guy on Young tits in mirror

Thank you young snizz. Your camera go click, I play with my dick.

#433 | 27 Jan 2011 03:31 by Funeral Guy on Amy Ried posing on a tablle

Nice vajeen. Otherwise...yawn...

#432 | 27 Jan 2011 00:24 by Funeral Guy on Cute Julia on the stairs

Skinny but sexy. Just the right amount of pussy hair. I'd bang her silly.

#431 | 26 Jan 2011 18:01 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Some cuties, some uglies, and a whole lotta of horrible implants. Hardly worth the time.

(Yeah...yeah...I know it's free.)

I'd fuck her (assuming she has a vagina). Balloon tits, skyward nips and all, but that ain't sayin' much. I'd fuck the entire Daily Erotic Pic Dump if given the chance.

If I could genetically engineer my perfect woman this would be her.

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