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The wife took care of me last night so I'm a little less tense, but I'd still hit it.

#577 | 28 Feb 2011 15:38 by Funeral Guy on Session with British models

Pretty plastic girls with fake plastic tits and no pussy shots. I'll give it a 5.

Same page as Hawkmech. I love this chick and the cameltoe is awesome. The bellybutton is a little high but to paraphrase an earlier commenter, it will look better when it has some cum in it.

#575 | 28 Feb 2011 04:32 by Funeral Guy on Marvelous brunette on a sofa

Definitely fuckable.

I'll be counting down the minutes until somebody either makes a xenophobic comment about her being Polish or says they're grossed out by the hair on her arms.

For a bobble tit pornslut, I gotta admit I like this one. Whorish face, but in a good way. Then again, I'm a little horny today. Normally my favorites are slim and petite, but this babe's meat is in all the right places. I dig the way her thigh flesh kind of rolls over the stocking top in pic #2.

I guess I'm studying this a little too closely. Did I mention I was horny?

#573 | 25 Feb 2011 20:34 by Funeral Guy on Pretty Sabina with hairy pussy

This lovely young lady is not Pretty Sabina with hairy pussy. This is not a hairy pussy. This is a pussy with some hair on it. Boy, are you young guys spoiled.

This babe has everything that I like about Euro chicks. Small natural tits, beautiful face and a snooch with just the right amount of meat. Oh, yeah. Nice underwear too.

#572 | 25 Feb 2011 19:09 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Some sweet looking cooze on this picdump, spiced with a healthy smattering of old fashioned bush. Nothing wrong with that my young friends, you ought to try it sometime. There is some fine pussy hiding under all that hair.

#571 | 25 Feb 2011 16:14 by Funeral Guy on Cute girls and camera

Guys? If you marry one of these sluts, just remember. After all the fun of fucking, this is what your house is going to look like after you come home from a long day at work.

That being said. Some of this amateur poon is so hot it may be worth it.

#570 | 25 Feb 2011 16:10 by Funeral Guy on Wild Veronika with cerls hair

Very hot. I can almost smell her snoochie from here.

#569 | 25 Feb 2011 15:29 by Funeral Guy on Retro erotica style pics

Holy shit! Grandma is that you?

Nothing like getting your titties tortured with rope while wearing your Depends.

#568 | 25 Feb 2011 15:27 by Funeral Guy on Amateur drink Polish beer

There is something sexy about the fact that all the Polish pornsluts appear to be alcoholics. Nothing like a little booze to make the inhibitions drop and to relax the butthole.

#567 | 24 Feb 2011 21:57 by Funeral Guy on Sofi in sexy black skirt

You think she'd be demanding in bed? I'd be demanding that she lube up those epic boobies for some serious titty fucking!

#566 | 24 Feb 2011 18:03 by Funeral Guy on Amateur with pretty smile

I'd certainly let her bring me home, but, come on, Baby, straighten the place up a little.

#565 | 24 Feb 2011 17:59 by Funeral Guy on Very strong womem

Not a big fan of steroid enhanced chickdudes. Most of these freaks have clits as big as your dick. Nope. Give me a nice soft girl every time.

It's that amazingly beautiful girl again. And amazingly, she's still amazingly beautiful.

#563 | 24 Feb 2011 03:27 by Funeral Guy on Girls catch hitchhiking

A couple of these girls better start cutting back on the cheeseburgers. Little Miss Braces looks borderline legal.

She's like a sexier Alicia Silverstone with nipples you could cut glass with and nice fat cameltoe.

#561 | 23 Feb 2011 19:43 by Funeral Guy on Blonde and her friend

The reason that a blue dildo is your only friend is that no human would want to sit down on that ugly ass couch.

#560 | 23 Feb 2011 19:41 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Some good vajeen on this one. Nice to see some good looking beavers for a change. I will never figure why a woman would let somebody stick a sharp needle through their clitoris. That just seems insane to me.

#559 | 23 Feb 2011 15:22 by Funeral Guy on Pretty Martha strip pink dress

Somebody's been hanging around the bus station looking for runaways. And found one.

#558 | 23 Feb 2011 04:50 by Funeral Guy on Very sensual woman - Simone

More Eastern European hotness. Is there a website that specializes in framing pussies with necklaces? I'm beginning to notice a theme here.

This babe has it all. Sexy face, awesome tits, great ass and cooter. I'll take more of her anytime.

If it wasn't for the shaved snatch, I would have sworn I nailed this chick back in the '70's.

#556 | 22 Feb 2011 20:54 by Funeral Guy on Blonde beauty - Millis

Not my usual favorite body type, but those heels lift that big ass up real nice.

Totally fine all the way around. Fantastic snoochie.

#554 | 22 Feb 2011 20:50 by Funeral Guy on Ameteur on holiday

Hey guys, look! I got my rocks off all over this chick's stomach.

#553 | 22 Feb 2011 20:48 by Funeral Guy on Lovely amateur tits

A lot of these cows need to cocoa butter those milk jugs. I'm seeing lots of stretch marks.

#552 | 22 Feb 2011 20:47 by Funeral Guy on Blonde with long legs - Lena

Very hot. Like a young Naomi Watts.

#551 | 21 Feb 2011 23:34 by Funeral Guy on Pussy in the kitchen

For god's sake, Honey, I hope you washed that pussy of yours. We eat on that table. Sheeesh!!

Tis I, Mia. Waiting by the beautiful Bavarian lake for Mein Fuhrer. He loves my Aryan titties and my little red bush.

He's going to give me his Thousand Year Reich right up my pooper. Heil Hitler! Ouch!!

#549 | 21 Feb 2011 21:25 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Good one. Lots of fine vajeen.

#548 | 21 Feb 2011 17:51 by Funeral Guy on A fine looking selfshot hottie

Hot little Jersey slut. In a shit messy room, naturally. Amazing how much you're in love with yourself at that age.[/i]

#547 | 21 Feb 2011 17:47 by Funeral Guy on Pamela Anderson in Playboy

This is about the time that any reasonably good looking chick just had to get over size bolt-on bazoos. Horrible idea. Thanks Pamela.

I've seen these photos so many times I can't even raise a fatty looking at them. What's next? A spread of Elizabeth Taylor in her bathing suit circa 1950?

I don't know if she's really fond of boxing. But when I look at this hot little minky she makes me fond of boxing my goofy.

#545 | 19 Feb 2011 03:55 by Funeral Guy on Jenny McClain in xmas panties

Holy shit, baby, those are some torpedos. You're like Mt. Everest. I wanna climb all over you.

How 'bout a little peaky at your chichi?

#544 | 19 Feb 2011 00:42 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

I kept waiting for the inevitable woofer to show up, but wow, not a doggie in the bunch. Nice deposit for the weekend spank bank.

Thanks Erooups.

#543 | 19 Feb 2011 00:37 by Funeral Guy on Intelligent girl in glasses

This girl is intelligent...because??????? She's wearing glasses? That just means she has bad vision.

Which is also proved by the fact that instead of a real hairdresser she walked into a place that grooms poodles.

Another student at the Art Academy. I like her big nose. I also like her big pussy. And her small titties. I guess I just like her.

That is some amazing boobage. Could stand to see a little more cunt next time.

#540 | 18 Feb 2011 03:08 by Funeral Guy on Sweet blonde with nice body

I've seen some shit awful boob jobs in my day, but this skank's are the worst. Mexican pornstars laugh at this broad.

#539 | 18 Feb 2011 01:36 by Funeral Guy on Polish girl after one beer

Is she posing at Auschwitz?

#538 | 18 Feb 2011 00:16 by Funeral Guy on Lena Ivans takes a bath

Big flubby tits. Not a big fan. She does nothing for me.

#537 | 18 Feb 2011 00:15 by Funeral Guy on Erika with pink shaved pussy

Fantastic lithe body and very nice pussy. Thumbs up.

#536 | 18 Feb 2011 00:12 by Funeral Guy on Taking a shower with Danica

How does she keep those caterpillars on her eyelids in the shower? Is a mystery. She sure is one for the boob and bush lovers in the crowd.

#535 | 18 Feb 2011 00:11 by Funeral Guy on Lady in red - Iren

It appears that she puts her makeup on with a paint gun. Didn't do it for me...Sorry.

#534 | 17 Feb 2011 23:01 by Funeral Guy on Polish girl after one beer

Holy mother of God...Strike me blind...I beseech thee!!!!!!

#533 | 17 Feb 2011 06:27 by Funeral Guy on Amateur with nice tits

See...Mr Z, variety, that's what makes the world go 'round. I like all kinds of pussy, truth be told, but I must admit a meaty vadge I can get my whole mouth around really does it for me.

There's something for everybody in this life.

Funeral homes also need live to people to take care of the dead.

#532 | 17 Feb 2011 03:36 by Funeral Guy on Amateur with nice tits

Really teased down to the last picture. Hot snoochie meat!

#531 | 17 Feb 2011 03:34 by Funeral Guy on Cute red head Indiana on a bed

I suppose I should have added after my dashed off first comment is that yes, she is some kind of honey.

Is that a little drop of juice in the last photo? If yes, WOW!

#530 | 17 Feb 2011 00:12 by Funeral Guy on Cute red head Indiana on a bed

Wow. All these university students. They must go to the University of Eastern European Nudity and Nakedness.

#529 | 16 Feb 2011 20:07 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

It's a big wonderful world, isn't it boys. Filled with boobs, butts, slits and pretty faces.

(And also fatties and fuglys. But let us not think of these things right now.)

Gotta love the chick bragging about being ass fucked. Hahahaha!

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