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#678 | 21 Mar 2011 14:28 by Funeral Guy on Pretty girl in bedroom

Nice titties, needs makeup. She has all kinds of hair products and devices on the dresser. She needs to use them. Probably looks pretty good when she's all spiffed up.

Truly horrible ink. Why don't you just stand against a barrio wall and let MS-13 gangbangers graffiti your body with spray paint. Sorry, not hot.

Agree with TxBondsman, that's something you don't see everyday. An internet slut with a ceramic sculpture up her twat. No wonder her vaginal canal is so red.

Isn't it funny how some things are sexy and some are just "What the fuck?" This one is definitely What The Fuck.

#675 | 18 Mar 2011 19:15 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Ahhhhhh...Love the Daily Erotic Picdump. Or as I like to call it. My Daily Erotic Load Dump.

Holy Shit! Is #23 Averil Lavigne? If so, I hope she sucks better than her music sucks.

@ SNAFU

I'm with you , my friend.

If I had to nitpick (and you know I do) she's a little short and thick in the trunk for my "perfect woman". Back in the real world however, her face is stunning and her body has a natural sexiness that any guy would be more than happy with. Including me.

#672 | 18 Mar 2011 15:07 by Funeral Guy on Bianca's big tits

Re: SNAFU

See, that's what we need here. The man has his opinion and makes his case. Well done.

#671 | 18 Mar 2011 14:18 by Funeral Guy on Naked girls on bikes

It has now been scientifically proven that barrels do, in fact, have bottoms.

#670 | 18 Mar 2011 14:16 by Funeral Guy on Bianca's big tits

I'd rather wack off to a Victoria's Secret catalog.

Love the run of gingers, but Orgasmo speaks for all of us. WE WANT THE PUSSY!!!!!!

A hot little Irish lass in honor of St. Patrick's Day. I'd like to add my own white goo to this picture.

#667 | 17 Mar 2011 18:32 by Funeral Guy on Sexy blonde enjoying her toy

She's got a great body and a decent face. It would be nice to have a photographer that could put the two together.

Really great tits, BTW.

#666 | 17 Mar 2011 17:04 by Funeral Guy on Sexy snow queen nude

Very cute girl. And a pretty good sport for shucking off the clothes in the middle of winter with only her navel jewelry and landing strip to keep her warm. That freezing air sure do perk up them nipples, don't it?

According to Wikipedia this MILF is 41. I congratulate Ms. Stevens on going with the naturals against the current zeitgeist, but I'm not sure I want to see nude photos of her in ten years.

#664 | 17 Mar 2011 15:14 by Funeral Guy on Smokie Flame on a bench

It's the sister of the trailer park tramp in the preceding set. I'd let them double team me and call it Strawberry Shortcake!

#663 | 17 Mar 2011 03:01 by Funeral Guy on Cameron Love on camera

Wow!! Trailer park ginge! I'm going to sneak over and fuck this trollop as soon as her mom leaves to work at the diner.

I wouldn't usually say this, but I'm digging the muffin top.

I'm with Hawkmech. Horrible implants and I really hate nipple bars and pussy nails. But yeah, she'd be good for sleazy stripper sex.

#661 | 16 Mar 2011 18:43 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Lots of panties and lingerie girls on this one. I heartily approve. The ultra close up shot of the hanging pussy meat was also most delectable.

#660 | 16 Mar 2011 17:36 by Funeral Guy on Amateur big boobs

75% of these cows are fugly and fat. A few cuties, and more than a few that only have big tits because they could afford (or their boyfriend could afford) cosmetic surgery. The one on the exercise bike is a porn slut (can't remember her name). The last one sucking the bong has two of my least favorite enhancements. Tittie balls with sky nipples and a pussy ring. Yuck.

Most fuckable for me? Limo, front row, far left.

#659 | 16 Mar 2011 15:19 by Funeral Guy on Sweet petite Ksenya Kovinia

No snark on this one from The Funeral Guy. She's perfect. I like 'em slender.

#658 | 16 Mar 2011 04:56 by Funeral Guy on Amateur girl with pretty pussy

She looks like she wouldn't say no to much. I like a nasty girl.

#657 | 16 Mar 2011 00:32 by Funeral Guy on Lacie Heart nude

Between Lacie and the little brunette hottie from last night, Bare Maidens has some good chicks. This babe is beautiful. As SlimyBill noted though, the lack of poonie pictures is frustrating.

She's hot, but I could tell right from the get-go she wasn't going to show her snatch. Bitch.

#655 | 15 Mar 2011 17:23 by Funeral Guy on Amateur in red dress

Another girl taken to a place where homeless drug addicts smoke crack and shoot heroin by her amateur porn photographer boyfriend.

She's not bad, but again, what's up with the fucking flip flops? Didn't she have a sexy pair of Crocs to wear?

It appears that the drug addicts fled in terror when she flashed her maniacal grin that revealed to all that she was indeed possessed by Satan.

#654 | 15 Mar 2011 17:12 by Funeral Guy on Carmen Minor nude outdoors

Very pretty girl. Everything about her says my type all the way around, ass, tits, face, snooch. With the obvious exception of the unfortunate body ink, of course.

#653 | 15 Mar 2011 17:08 by Funeral Guy on Jamie Bradford blonde kitty

This is weird on a whole bunch of levels. Especially for Playboy. OK. Girl first. Typical Playboy blonde with facial expressions that indicate she probably had a lot of trouble with grade school math. Those big tits are looking real to me. Nice natural sag. If they're fake, they're damn good.

What the fuck is with the tiger hat? And the suitcase? And the skateboard? And the 3D glasses? And the cowboy boots? And the Chinese food? What's the matter? Weren't any midgets wearing miner's helmets and jockstraps available? It's like the photographer just pulled up to a cheesy motel room and unloaded whatever shit he had in the trunk and said, "Don't worry about it, Jamie, I'll make it all work." I'm not saying that porn has to have a "theme" but this is really fucking strange.

Not to mention the cameo appearance of Lacy Brooks. I think Admin needs his coffee before posting.

Admin sure is right about the nipples. You could cut a diamond with those things. Forget that, though. Look at that fuckhole! I'm not sure I could get my whole mouth around that taco, but lordy, I would love to give it my best shot. Check that border of stubble. Can you imagine that crotch with a full grown bush? Yowser!!!!

#651 | 15 Mar 2011 00:50 by Funeral Guy on Noble Riley Mason gets nude

Now this is cute. No sword, no helmet, no chain mail over the goods. Big brown eyes, fantastic titties and a little cleft pussy. Nice nice nice.

On the plus side:
Pretty face
Nice ass
Cute smooth snoochie
No skanky tats

On the minus side:
I'm not even going to mention it (but I don't think I've ever seen a Twisty's babe without 'em)

#649 | 14 Mar 2011 18:14 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

I just called my broker and moved my entire portfolio into silicone futures.

#648 | 14 Mar 2011 17:50 by Funeral Guy on Dani Daniels in bath

That is one sexy slut face. Would love to see her love button.

#647 | 14 Mar 2011 17:49 by Funeral Guy on Brunette posing in the ruins

TxBondsman nails it. Ruins are castles. This is the gas chamber at Auschwitz. Cute girl and fuckable, but someone needs to tell her that flip flops are not sexy. Get yourself some high heels and lingerie, sweetheart.

I have a strange feeling these gals aren't really lesbians. The brunette is really cute. And her tits are so naturally firm and perky. The blonde not so much. No bleach on that golden mane of hair.

Anyone know what the tramp tat says?

#645 | 14 Mar 2011 17:07 by Funeral Guy on Violet in fishnets

SNAFU and judekyle:

I'm afraid you misunderstand me. This fine, demure young lady would be just the kind of lovely gal that you would be proud to walk down the aisle with . Those sweet, perky breasts are as natural as her hair color. You may have mistaken the scar under her breast in pic #7 as the insertion point for implants, but I'm sure it's just a mark from an underwire bra that was a little too tight.

As for the tattoos? Who wouldn't want to look at those lovely works of art for a lifetime? A woman this fine is never going to have the ravages of cellulite ruining this well thought out ink. She will look as sexy at seventy as she does at twenty. You can bet on it.

The color of her butthole only means that her digestion is quite regular. A sign of good health. Be happy that there isn't bits of toilet paper stuck on there.

But you got to make that comment BuckeyeFan and it was really funny. Bravo.

Well, that's a little silly. I guess they have to put one up for the Harry Potter crowd to wank off to.

#642 | 11 Mar 2011 22:28 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Good collection of Snizz to take us into the weekend.

Faves: I love the drunken slut passed out on the shitter. My kind of "potty" girl. And the hottie with the lamp pole taking up the space where my cock should be between those very fine butt cheeks.

#641 | 11 Mar 2011 19:02 by Funeral Guy on Tiffany in the shower

What is this? Pick on Funeral Guy day? I got an opinion, so fucking sue me. I've said it a million times, I'll say it again. Are 95% of the broads on this site fuckable? Yes, si, oui, da. Would I pick this chick out of a crowd of willing hotties to be my one and only for the night? No. I don't dig her face, her tits, or her stomach chunk. Would I roger her senseless if she was the best in the bunch? In a heartbeat.

OK?

I forgot to mention I don't dig the skanky arm tat either.

#640 | 11 Mar 2011 15:24 by Funeral Guy on Tiffany in the shower

Not my type. Notice how she's doing all the little tricks to hide the stomach chunk.

Somebody has a very lucky boyfriend.

#638 | 11 Mar 2011 06:21 by Funeral Guy on Gracious babe Gracie Glam

Wonder how she got the scar over her eye? Pimp hand?

I'd love to ride that ass for awhile.

#637 | 11 Mar 2011 01:55 by Funeral Guy on Busty babe Talia Sheppard

I know I'm about to beat the dead horse of breast implants again (I'm sure not going to beat my meat to this horror) but I'll refer back to my remarks of March 2.

http://erooups.com/2011/03/02/sexy_brunette_on_a_chair_-_talia_9_pics.html

This chick was so hot. Of course we'd all fuck her if given the opportunity...yada...yada...yada. But be honest. Are these tits sexy to you? Especially when compared to what she had before? And the fucking face. I guess whatever silicone that wouldn't fit into her titty sacks was injected by the quack "doctor" (Can I call you Dr. Pablo?) into her lips. She looks like she's been botoxed into a frozen mask. Or I could be wrong and she's just wearing her dissolute life on her too-many-years-in-the-porn-trade face.

Anybody going to become a paid up "member" to watch this whore in action? No? I didn't think so.

#636 | 10 Mar 2011 21:41 by Funeral Guy on Amateur girl posing outside

Oh yeah, love the panties and the meaty pussy lips. Big, sexy nipples. A +[/s]

#635 | 10 Mar 2011 16:12 by Funeral Guy on Sensual session with Atena

Hot!! Great body. The snoochie is back! This one is worth unzipping your pants for.

This is the kind of porno that homeless people have because they find it in the dumpster.

#633 | 10 Mar 2011 15:24 by Funeral Guy on Blonde babe Gisele

If this place turns into "all fake titties, all the time...and, oh yeah, no more pussy shots"...I'm outta' here.

This chick looks beat, by the way.

#632 | 10 Mar 2011 05:31 by Funeral Guy on Iveta in sexy clothes

Very beautiful, great ass and legs, SlimyBill, but no split clam. We want pussy! We want pussy! We want pussy!!

#631 | 10 Mar 2011 00:26 by Funeral Guy on Busty babe Bryci outdoors

Third one today with no vajeen. Not good. Interesting oval nipples on her lovely, if surgically enhanced breasts.

I'm thinking she has a nice solid round ass, although I won't be able to tell for sure until I get my binoculars.

#630 | 9 Mar 2011 22:17 by Funeral Guy on Daily erotic picdump

Cunt, ass, titties, pussy, bunghole, bazoos, snoochie, big butts with browneye, tits, cunt and more tits and cunt. Just another day in the Erooups neighborhood.

I'm a big fan of cotton panties. This is the second girl this morning with no shot of the goodie. Let's hope this is not a trend.

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