@ Matt1075

Even if the adults could have worked things out it wouldn't have solved the student problem. Can you imagine being in the classroom trying to focus on your lesson when you've seen the woman trying to impart the knowledge blowing some guy, licking another broads pussy and taking a big flesh torpedo up her pooper?

You may have better concentration than I do, but I'd have a hole cut in my pocket and be rubbing my knob the whole time. LOL.

@ Matt1075

I read this story a couple of weeks ago and felt some sympathy for this woman. Unfortunately, she made a poor choice as a young person, not thinking about how this might follow her for a long time. Nobody has the right to a certain job. Even liberal minded people might feel a little squeamish about their kids' teacher being a former porn star. Plus, once she was found out, there was no way she would ever gain the respect of her students. The males especially. Too bad, but nobody said life was fair.

I tell my kids all the time. Watch yourself. You never know when somebody is aiming that phone at you. I've honestly admitted that I was damn lucky portable recording devices did not exist during my party days.

@ Matt1075

Yeah, you're right. She's much better in the other photos. Reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger on it. (Although I'd like to put my finger in it. Haha)

She's got great natural tits.

The only thing breathtaking about Hayley-Marie is her ass and tits. With the exception of 2 or 3 photos the face is decidedly non-breathtaking.

I do like the sheet biting routine though. Sexy. Makes me want to see her cooter.

Fuckable? No question about it.

Oh. Is that Obama in that avatar? He looked so cool with those shades on I thought it was Denzel Washington.

You can see by my amount of posts that we are real busy at the funeral home today.

One has to admit that Filthy Produce gets right to the point.

Matt

She doesn't sound stupid, she sounds like maybe she had a head injury of some kind. Haha.

@ Matt1075

I think all of us guys can relate to your story. You are a more honorable man than I. I would have banged the chick and just never called again. LOL

If you google Vanessa James you can see all she has going for her is the boobs. Not good looking at all. Seems to do a fair amount of interracial porn. (Not that there's anything wrong with that. Don't want to get in trouble with my politically correct critics.)

I finally realized who she reminds me of. She's Amy Winehouse after crack rehab and a year of eating mac and cheese.

I guess with her new bazoos, Jenny is now crimineel's cup of tea. Sometimes wishes do come true, my friend.

I'm with Admin on this broad. When she has the belly chunk she has the awesome udders. When she's thinner she's more my style. Outstanding snooch.

Worth a sex filled weekend, for sure.

@ IanMarcias

I was applauding the same thing as applaud. Say it ain't so, Bro.

Update: The dude is right.
http://downloadpornstarsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wpid-jenny-hendrix
-4c634d76e54dd.jpg

Jenny joined the ranks
of the bobble-titted skanks.
On her boobs I'll now pass
but I'd still bone her ass.

OK. I've been trying to be the new, kinder, gentler Funeral Guy, but this requires an honest assessment.

This is the definition of a Mutt. I suppose a lesbian that likes the "sporty" type would go for it, but this is most certainly not a man's dream girl.

The second to last picture is the only way I want to see this chick. Next.

@ Matt1075

Thanks for the link. She's got kind of a man-face the more I look at her. Those have got to be implants. Just a little to big and perfect. Good ones, though.

Not digging the face and she's a little too Rubenesque.

Or as molki so eloquently put it....Fat.

(And before everybody jumps all over me. Yes, given the chance, I would fuck the shit out of her. OK?)

She has that distinctly European body of the small breasts and the full ass. Not usually my favorite body type, but this girl really has a nice proportion. This is a woman you bone from behind, boys.

She's a little too made up, but those succulent lips are made to be wrapped around a schlong. (Preferably mine.)

I've seen some oddball amateur porn photography and this one is close to the top of the list. The crib looks like it came from one of those Romanian orphanages back in the Ceaușescu regime. She won't have any trouble dropping a baby through those hips when the time comes, that's for sure. Maybe Admin can find some photos of Infantile Fetishism to post. You know, where people wear diapers and crap themselves. Fun Stuff!

http://www.adultbabygirl.com/updatepics/michelle-diaperchange.jpg

She must have been a bad, bad baby because by the last picture it's apparent that she got herself a spankin'. Oh, Behave!!

@ SquidProQuo

"Chocolate starfish". Hahaha. Never heard that one. Just goes to show you learn something new every day.

Damn, SNAFU, you got some eye! I never would have spotted that.

When I was a lad they told me if I masturbated too much I'd go blind. So I just did it until I needed glasses.

Har har...I'll be here all week.

I gotta whole "Lotta" love for this one. I'm going to take her bio as gospel. Lotta? If you get in a bed with me, you ain't gonna be doing a whole lot of sleeping. Capiche? Unless you're so narcoleptic that you can fall asleep with my tongue in your snatch. I'm glad to see your getting your education and that your going to be an economist. Be sure to include a photo of your finely shaved clam in your resume'.

I know a lot of my friends here will say, "Lotta, you need a cheeseburger" but I'm a-liking her nice slim body. And you know what else I like? The fact that her teeth are a little wonked up. I find it kind of endearing. All in all, one fine little sex doll. A+

That goop is covering up too many of the good parts on this hot babe. But I could easily spend some time picking it off her before nailing the shit out of her. Nice boobs. If they're enhanced they have a good hang to them.

FG gives her 3 boners up!

I've always said that in a man's heart of hearts the bar for sex is set pretty low.

Especially if he's just spent an entire evening in a bar. Tee hee.

(Sorry, screwed up my smiley. )

I agree with euroops fan, this amount of pics in almost poontang overload. Lot's of beautiful girls here as usual. Goddam I love a tight, high ass.

Special mention goes to this babe, who I found to be heartbreakingly beautiful.

http://content.erooups.com/img3/20110309/46/daily_erotic_picdump_40.jpg

You have to hand it to crimineel. He studies the picdump like a rabbinical student pores over the Torah. : - )

Good, hot little amateur. I would hit it and happily.

I'd love to get the view of that coochie as it hovers my face and comes down for a soft landing.

I like her body and the meaty twat, for sure. And you know I'm a big fan of lingerie and stockings. What I'm not a big fan of the Strawberry Shortcake red dye job. (Nobody's hair is that color naturally.) Kind of a horse face, but not a deal breaker. If you look at pic #7 though you can see she's got some gnarly teeth. You can tell by the way she half smiles that she's learned how to hide them. No orthodontists available in the Ukraine I would wager.

Would I do her? Oh, yeah. In a hot second.

I must say I'm strangely attracted to this freckle-faced little minky. And you know I loves me the little titty buds. She's kind of scary looking. Mean face. She puts the fear factor into the fuck factor. Like she might stab you when you've passed out after sex.

One thing I will say about the redheads I've had. They've always had the sweetest tasting vaginas. Every time. I remember this cocktail waitress in Denver when I was on the road once.....and.....Oooops, sorry. Daydreaming again.

Thanks, guys, for the comments.

@ Matt1075 You are not alone. I have a tendency to grow on people. You know...kind of like a genital wart.

@ kstrike A good philosophy to live by is "Never let the bastards get you down." I've learned this since I became a geiser geezer. haha.

@ 35 One of my favorite movies. I am honored, sir.

@ crimineel Don't change a thing about your comments. You make me laugh every time. You're my cup of tea.

@ SNAFU The thing I like about this site is it's just chicks, no dudes. I know plenty of places to go to see Triple Penetration and some chick choking and slobbering on a cock and licking semen off the floor. (Yes, Sasha Gray, I'm talking about you.) Euroops is like being a judge at a particularly sleazy beauty contest. (With spread legged nudity!!) Like I said before let's leave the political correctness somewhere else and have some fun.

@ Other Guy I used to Rock when Rock was Rock! That's why I know so much about hairy pussy.

@ Chippy I'm more worried about getting Good Head than acquiring a Big Head. Not too worry though, the one on my shoulders is empty most of the time anyway.

@ SquidProQuo Believe me, I'd rather have sex with Ms. Emerson than write these little pearls of wisdom any day.

Thanks again, my fellow pud pullers. Gotta go. I got people to bury.

@ Judekyle

Thanks for the kind words.

@ 23

I appreciate what you said. I never went to college so this site lets me indulge my id. That, and I probably suffer from a severe case of arrested development. I don't really care about fu's comments, but it being Sunday and having a lot of time on my hands I felt he deserved to hear my side of things. I may be an asshole, but I'm just trying to have fun here.

No, no, no, not at all and no apology required. I enjoy having respectful exchanges of opinion. Even if we differ, which in this case I don't think we do. At least not in any large degree.

There is always going to be friction when people realize that the world that they want runs smack up against the world as it is. That was the only point I was trying to make. It's one I try to make to my young adult children. To little avail probably. We all have to learn the hard way sometimes.

PS. I guess I didn't notice how nice her hair was because I was too enamored with her delectable pointed nipples. haha.

Nice vajeen, bobble tits, skanky tats, and looks dead in the last picture. I LIKE THAT!!!!

For those who may have missed it, There's been some interesting complaints about Yours Truly. Go here (Brittany Bardot) and scroll down to the comments starting at #17. I'd be interested in your thoughts.

http://erooups.com/2011/04/08/college_babe_brittany_bardot_nude_13_pics.html

Thanks,
FG

@ Matt1075

I agree about the new attitude on sexual mores. The internet changed that forever, and I wasn't making any value judgements on this young lady or her situation. My only point is that no matter what the new morality becomes, some of the things we do when we are young follow us forever and not everyone is as open minded as you or me. That's just reality. Read some of the stories about young people (male and female) who've lost career opportunities over Facebook postings and other shenanigans. Believe me, I'll be forever grateful that personal video devices were not around when I was young and irresponsible.

My only thought was one of these days her baby may grow up to see mom squirting her titty milk on a mirror with her vagina showing. I'll be curious how open-minded he (or she) will be about it.

As for me (and you). "You go, girl!"

@ quote

My "exaggerated" remarks (I would call them snark) are attempts at humor. Some like it, some don't, I guess. Whatever. I know some guys disagree with my opinions and I try to explain my positions respectfully. I was actually defending fu's free speech right to call me
"geiser", "morbid", "pathetic", "loser", etc. It may surprise you, but I've been called names before. And survived!! So fu hates me and wants me to go to hell? Tell him to get in line with my ex-wives. You say you wish I hadn't replied. You and fu attacked me pretty personally. That's fine by me, do your worst, but I think I also have a right to respond.

I really don't get what this is all about. This is a fucking pornsite, for god's sake. Aren't you taking this all a bit too seriously? Am I mean? Is that it? To the delicate little flowers that show their vaginas on the internet? If I met them on the street I would be polite and respectful as cultured gentleman in the antebellum south. I don't want to bust anyone's bubble, but these aren't really women. They're pictures. I don't lose a lot of sleep over whether I'm hurting their feelings or not. Quite frankly, when you take your clothes off in front of a camera for cold hard cash you kind of make yourself fair game for any rude comment that comes your way. Double ditto if you stand in front of a mirror and take a picture of your pussy and post it on the interwebs. Do you think these broads troll the pornsites and read our comments and cry into their pillows at the mean 'ol things the men are saying about them? Apparently you and fu missed all the times I've slobbered over some babe's hotness like the rest of the guys.

How about if I just say "wow" or "she's hot" or "I love big boobies", or "not my cup of tea" (no offense, crimineel, I love your comments. They give me a good chuckle. Just using it as an example). Or maybe I'll just post All day.

I'll leave it to all the other guys. Just let me know. Sheeesh!!!

@ Matt1075

I was thinking that too. Probably had a kid not that long ago. I wonder how much photoshop went into taking out some stretch marks?

On a slightly different tack. Not that I mind, and if you want to show your fine vagina, I'm gonna look. But If you're a new mom wouldn't you want to maybe re-think how you make a living?

Just a thought.

@ fu

I was not going to reply to your flame at me because how could I possibly be a match for the logic, wit, intelligence and sheer weight of your case against me. (Not to mention your spelling. It's geezer not geiser.) But let me try to answer your points in order.

OK, I am a geezer (or geiser, if you prefer) and you hate me. That's a pretty strong emotion for someone you don't even know who just spends a little down time commenting on a wanker website. My avatar is pretty well known by now, so why don't you just try not reading me? As to my comments being "morbid" and "pathetic" well that is subjective and you are allowed your opinion. Here in the US of A we call that free speech and I support that wholeheartedly. Judging by your syntax I'm surmising that you may be from a part of the world that doesn't completely subscribe to that concept. So be it.

You say nobody cares what I think. That may be true but I have many humorous back and forth's with a lot of the commenters here. This is supposed to be fun place, but maybe you are a little too serious to be visiting here. After all, this is a website that specializes in women spreading their labia and showing their tits. We're not exactly walking around the Louvre debating the finer points of the Dutch masters. Do I think of myself as a "nude art critic"? I sure as fuck do. I'm a man, aren't I? We're all nude art critics. If you check my comments closely I think you'll see that I throw out as many compliments as I do critiques.

Lastly, my existence is far from miserable, believe me. As to the rest of your screed, I can't really answer because, frankly it didn't make much sense to me other than that you hate me and want me to go to hell. (Again, why so irate?) You may need to consult your Angry Foreigner to English dictionary a little more closely so you can express yourself in a more precise manner. And don't worry about respecting my age, Sonny, I'm not in a nursing home yet and can take care of myself.

In closing, I choose not to "state my mind in mute not in typing". (I think I know what you mean by that, as garbled as your sentence is.) You want me to go away. I think I'll stay, fu. Or, let's do this. Let's put it to a vote. If everybody wants to banish me off the island, I'll quietly slink away to my "miserable existence" where I am nothing. Maybe I can find a nice quiet place where I can "get a life" and not be such a "loser".

So. What say you, guys? Should the Funeral Guy go? Or should fu go pound his pud on another naked chick pornsite that appeals to his more delicate sensibilities?

@ Jayzen Freeze


I guess I wasn't being clear. I didn't mean she was black, but black girls have a propensity for flapjackers. (I don't like 'em on any chick.)

The virgin comment was a joke. Tee hee...oh...never mind.

FG[/i]

@ SquidProQuo & easy44

Wow, tough crowd.

@ Hawkmech

Thank you, I'm the Walt Whitman of the web wankers.

You were right the first time. Those sculptures are the product of a sick mind whose owner should be involuntarily institutionalized.

BTW. Did you check out the pudenda on the second to last pic? Amazing.

If she's a teen then she must have showed up at the tattoo parlor on her 18th birthday. I'm usually not a fan of flapjack titties (especially on black chicks) but I'm finding the wanton sag on this young strumpet's boobage very alluring. To take the food analogy one step further in pic #5 that is one delicious looking taco and pinto bean combo. Yum yum, makes me hungry.

And, holy shit. Is this little teen virgin lactating? To sum up, I'll take my flapjacks and taco combo with a hot titty milkshake on the side. Yowser!![/u]

Wow! 3 exclamation points and an OMFG. I've never seen crimineel so excited. She must have brought some crumpets to go with his cup of tea.

Not a stunner babe, but a good amateur slut. Something about the glasses and the jeans gives me a fatty.

I'd have her sit in the chair while I was doing her. It looks just about the right height.

When the Picdump comes up into view
There is only one thing left to do
We just savor the chicks
As we pull on our dicks
And then cover our keyboards with goo.

@ wings45

She may have a small pussy and prefer young guys inside it, but believe me, we mature men would find much enjoyment there too.

@ Hawkmech

I thought that at first, but look at the studs on the side. I think there is a bar through the nip that holds the jewelry on. I could be wrong. I'll assume you're a younger man than I and have more experience with women who have proclivities for adorning their body parts with jewelry.

@ boiyoiyoing

I missed the bong, but did notice that she keeps her breath minty fresh after blowing someone with the bottle of mouthwash in the bathroom.

Guys, guys. She was a music major, but instead of a degree she got a tattoo. (Probably for fucking guitar players.)

If those boobs are fake why would you buy two different sizes?

Cute face, though.

I wonder if her name is supposed to be a homage to Brigette Bardot. (She was a French actress/sex kitten from the 50's and 60's for all you young guys out there who might not know. She was one of the first deposits in my spank bank.)

Link here:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WsE6M_RjBIY/SwisI681TqI/AAAAAAAAYYI/QVE6GSuW8j4/s1600/
Brigitte+Bardot,+actress.jpg

Very hot. Great lingerie. Fantastic pussy lips. I would oil those up and rub and rub and rub and rub. (Then rub myself.)

@ Matt1075

I most certainly can relate.

Cute and as these chicks go, not a bad looking place.

Now, as to the excess metal. The nipple stuff is way stupid. I'm going to chip a tooth on that? I don't think so. The stud on her face looks like a booger stuck there. The clit ring looks small and unobtrusive but I still don't dig it.

Take it off before we have sex, please, or I'll have to enter the bunghole.

Once again I'm in agreement with admin. (No comment on his spelling and syntax.) I find this little doxy extremely sexy. Not beautiful but sexy. She's got a face that says, "I'll suck your cock while you're driving if you'd like me to".

Love the snooch and the short pube trim around it looks soft. Those boobs look like two fucking torpedoes that are about to burst out of the cups. The cleavage in pic #2 is so awesome I don't even care if they're fake. (I know you're shocked.)

I want to fuck her so bad I won't say anything about the nails.

I'm feeling somewhat guilty about saying this fine young lady will be a pig at 35. That may have been a bit harsh.

From bitter experience I've learned to spot a girl that's not naturally slender. Her Slavic face and belly indicates to me that unless she watches herself weight will be an issue in the future.

But for now? Let me at her.

Thank you for letting me revise and extend my remarks.

She'll be a pig by age 35, but for now...Hubba hubba!!! That's a face that was made to be slurping on a dick.

Nice smooth puffy cock holster and can I hear a big amen for the natural titties.