I'll agree with my buddies here. I'm not usually one for the bleach blonde Playboy "look", but this babe is hot and her ass is smokin'.

I've also promised myself I'm not going to criticize her you-know-whats, because for you-know-whats these look pretty good.

I'd rail her silly, then leave my dirty underpants on the floor to add to the shitpile collection that she calls a room.

@ SNAFU

Of course I would. We all would. (Or should I say "wood"?) Goes without saying. After all is said and done we're guys after all. We'll fuck almost anything that's even in the ballpark of attractive.

I wonder if my dick ramming into her pooper would take the smile off her face?

Now we're getting closer to what a genuine hairy pussy looks like. I really like this skinny little slut.

Brings back memories.

In my own humble personal opinion, this chick is not, I repeat, not sexy at all.

In the second to last picture it looks like she had a stroke or something.

Whorish porn star look, but definitely hot. A little snooch next time please.

Check out pic #8, guys. Some lucky dude has been smacking that ass big time. She looks like a nasty one. Nice.

Outstanding natural tits and cute little slit. She's young looking, but could be 18. That's for the Met-Art people to worry about. We're just the voyeurs here.

@ wtf123456

Girls licking their own nipples doesn't turn me on nor does the pussy lip stretch. (Come to think of it, licking a girl's nipples is my job.)

That's why you'll find most of the guys that visit here like the "real girl" models so much.

fap-O-matic's comment has made me take another look at Mia or whatever her real name is. I extend and revise my remarks. Yes, she is hot. Shit hot.

Funny. I usually really dig gingers, but this one doesn't do it for me. Maybe I'm just not in the mood.

Not the most beautiful girl in the world (or even Poland for that matter) but nice body. Those legs would look ever better wrapped around my back.

Overall? Fapworthy. Thumbs up, palm around my shaft.

Got Milk?

A night spent doing blow and fucking Capri Anderson.....WINNING!!!!

There's this ointment called Vagisil. It will clear up that pussy cheese. Get some.

With a couple of exceptions this was a real pig farm. Sooooooowwwweeeeee!!!

A flexy girl sure can make the imagination run wild can't she? Dayum!! This hottie has maximum body tone (or athlitic, if you prefer.)

Her pussy is the best of both worlds. Shaved by the goodies, full bush on top. Nice!!

Anka, the prettiest teen prostitute in the small Polish town of Chohna, plies her trade by riding the cock of, Bolek, one of the married town elders (pic #9). Her fondest wish is to save up enough zlotys to fulfill her dream. Her dream of going to America. Once there she will not rest until she meets her idol, American rapper and thug extraordinaire, 50 Cent. And when she does she will drop to her knees and smoke his big chocolate love pole until he makes her his favorite beeyatch and number one ho'.

Every time I scroll through this parade of pulchritudinous poontang I can only wonder how it is possible that there is such a thing as male homosexuality.

Lidia prefers older men. You know...mature...with their life experiences and their instructive and interesting stories. And if they happen to be...well...generous, that would also make Lidia feel secure and relaxed. Not like a whore or anything. More like a student of life with a Sugar Daddy mentor.

Well, I'm older and more than willing to spend some cash buying Lidia a burger and some ice cream, 'cause she sure could use a little more meat on her. On the other hand, she appears to be quite limber and I wouldn't want to interfere with her gymnastic abilities. The coochie is quite inviting.

Since Luisa is obviously in Junior High School, it's fortunate that she will soon be having her food intake closely monitored by our beloved First Lady and her mandatory Let's Move initiative.

With s scowling Michelle Obama shaking her scolding finger in Luisa's face screaming "No more lollies for Luisa", that muffin top around Luisa's waist will reflect the perfect Body/Mass Index in short order. Or else. On the down side, the loss of weight will render Luisa's pendulous breasts mere shadows of their former selves. Like sad hanging deflated balloons after a child's raucous birthday party.

But the important thing is that Luisa will grow to be a healthy, productive and happy taxpayer.

Not bad. I like her nose actually. Plus, I will fuck pretty much any woman wearing stockings.

Actually, mrzuniga, I'm thinking about getting a dick reduction. I'm getting tired of hearing, "No, no, no Funeral Guy...don't come at me with that trouser python again...I just can't take anymore pleasure....ah....ah...ah...aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

I don't think anyone would argue with the trophy winning pussy on this little sweetie.

@ TxBondsman

I think we can safely say that Sofi was everybody's type. One of these days I'll post a good story from my Rock n' Roll road dog days about a hot groupie with a hairy pussy. Even through the haze of time and drug abuse I still remember her.

Hey BuckeyeFan...I grew up in Columbus. I don't think any girls I knew did anal bleaching back there. (Pun intended.) Most of the fun of coming to this site is to critique broads that none of us are ever going to fuck anyway. Look how everybody picks on the poor Polish girls. (I think the hotties get a lot of compliments as well.)

Believe me, I know I sound like a broken record on the subject, and one of these days I'll most likely shut up about it. But I guess what it is is that I just don't get it. I didn't grow up with every other chick having their boobs done, so it just seems like a shame when a good looking woman feels the need to do it to compete. Perhaps it's a generational hang up with me.

Just like everything some are better than others. If a woman has a complex about her tits and she just wants to fill them out a bit or give them a lift after a couple of kids, more power to her. What I think happens though, is their boyfriends or husbands watch so much porn that they feel that they have to go two sizes too big to keep their interest. Maybe it's just me but most of them just look awful. Unless they've got total fried egg or flapjack titties I's just as soon bang a babe with naturals.

Don't get me started on labiaplasty or I'll never get off my soapbox. :-)

Outstanding slit of a pussy. Beautiful slender girl. sexy hair. Everything perfect...except...I think you know what's coming. Those huge, not even close to being realistic breast implants on that thin frame make her look fucking ridiculous.

Girls. I'm beggin' ya. I think I speak for a lot of the men in the world. STOP THE FUCKING MADNESS WITH THE BOBBLE TITS. PLEASE!!!!!!

It's the Alicia Silverstone lookalike chick again. Always welcome, I say.

Agree with phlodor, any time you can count the ass pimples the sweet mystery of la femme disappears. Also, I'm no doctor but that pussy looks infected to me.

These photos were taken almost 5 years ago. Anybody want to bet this New Jersey guidette has put on about 20 pounds since then?

SNAFU totally beat me to it. The comment, not beating the meat :-)

Forget the "I take part in all displays of life intensively and with enthusiasm." bullshit. This chick is heartbreakingly cute. Outstandingly awesome pussy. (Have I used up my quota for superlative adjectives yet?) We even get a glint of juice in pic #4. I don't know which is more adorable. Her face or her sweet little tits.

Oh. And I need to say it again. This is not a hairy pussy. [/i]This is the kind of pussy we were nailing with great regularity back in the 70's & 80's.

http://www.wj-hairy-pussy.com/pics/hairy-pussy-20.jpg

Just when you thought the Penthause pussy couldn't get any worse, we get this. According to Wikipedia this is what qualifies as Pet of the Year. Penthouse and Playboy should just limp off to the stroke mag graveyard at this point. I'll even direct the funeral for a reduced rate.

I mean look at her...really??? Really??? Duckface??? Chola eyebrows?? This is sexy? She's got a nice vajeen, I'll give her that, but for God's sake the plastic surgeon (if he really is a surgeon) should have his medical license yanked. Are these chicks nuts? The tittie balls in the second to last photo are possibly the worst I've seen. They look absolutely painful. And Nikki, when you have a photo shoot? Spend some of your stripper tip money at the hairdresser getting your roots touched up.

Go here if you want to see Nikki spit all over some ugly guy's cock then ride him while her robot torpedos bounce in a most un-natural fashion.

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/nikki-benz/35598/

Excuse me, I need my morning coffee.

That thing looks pretty well used for a young chippy. If she'd shave the stubble (The Funeral Guy doesn't like a skin burn) I'd eat it, then I'd hit it.

What is this now...dlisted?

When you have a photo of Jsimp fingering her clitty with a dildo in her bunghole, call me back.

I love this chick and she's really hot in these photos, but if you look her up she now has plastic balloon tits and a hard bitten porn whore face. A real fuckin' shame.

http://www.taliashepard.com/

@ SlimyBill

She's does do a nice orgasm.

That ass is made for riding...hard! Somebody get this hot bitch in front of a professional photographer.

Is it just me, or is putting a chick in a bathtub full of milk always a winner?

One more off the cookie cutter Penthouse Penthause blonde whore assembly line. Meet Cody Milo which I'm sure is her real name. Skanky tats and a $400.00 balloon tit job that looks like aliens are about to burst from her chest. Even Charlie Sheen is wincing at this booby butchery. Oh well, I'm sure they get her a lot of fivers stuffed in her G-string when she comes off the pole at Snoochie's Gentlemen's Club.

Too bad, 'cause she's kind of a cute girl.

Me likey. Next time give us a full on twat shot.

Maybe I've just been looking at way too much nudity lately, but my favorite picture of this chick is the first one in the little black dress. Her boobs are fabulous!

I sure as shit want to join the internet pornslut union. Did you read that? A long holiday twice a year with an active rest? Fucking A, that is some deal. Oh...you have to have a smooth perfect snoochie and and hot legs? And tits...and...ass?

Shit. OK...Never mind.

Cute. Beautiful tits. Nice touch with the banana peel in the bowl in pic #4. I wonder what she did with the banana?

Any guy that pounds his pud to cartoons or anime porn has crossed the line into seriously weird and needs to get out more.

I guess any average slut can set up a website to show the world her tits. Is she so hot that her gasheesh is made of gold? Show us the goods, baby, or get off the stage.

I can live with the skank tat, but the boob job is horrible. I gotta tell ya, I'm getting tired of the Penthouse/blonde/whore look.

Nice view of the Southern California foothills out the window though.

Interesting observation, Hawmech. Let me take a stab at why. My guess would be that the sluts show up for the photoshoot and a single makeup artist and costumer works on all of them. Hence, they all have the same "look".

Well, at least this one isn't trying to bullshit us into thinking she's an architect in training. Going to big parties and dancing, now that is the life of a pornslut. Next stop...Charlie Sheen's Mansion of Poon.

Pretty, tall and lean. Just one thing. Lose the nail in your pussy.

@ wert

You may be right. I'm suspicious of all big titties on skinny chicks these days.

The Funeral Guy Top Two Pick of the Pics.

1) The freckled red head.

2) The Asian lesbos with the wet spot on the panties.