Well. That was a whole lot of whatever. Not hot enough to pop a boner over and not skanky enough to have fun making sport of her.

You'll rarely hear this from me. "I've got nuthin' to say."

Took me awhile to get to the face because I was too amazed by the cans. That fucking bra can hardy contain them. Nice!!! The third Mrs. Funeral Guy had big naturals that looked just like these. Great for lubed up titty fucking. Cute pussy too.

This is definitely not a woman of color. Unless, of course, the color is pink. Not totally excited about the face, but pretty enough for dinner with a sound rogering back at the pad. Nice slit.

Now fucking-A this is more like it. This bitch be hot. Sexy slut face and a nice collection of lingerie. Me loves the lingerie. Nice little snooter.

That back end shot is attracting my dick like a magnet. A +

This proves that God has a sense of humor. Huge melons, gorgeous hair and a face that would inspire an army of flying monkeys to attack Oz.

The pic with the dude means there is someone else taking the picture. It comes off kind of creepy and I don't really know why.

Fuck! I actually had to do real work today. This is my first chance to check out the snizz. And what do we have here? She looks like that Selena Gomez chick that Justin Bieber could be boning if he wasn't such a fucking homo. (Don't ask me how an old fuck like me knows this shit.) You guys are a tough crowd today. I'm usually the hyper-critical one here and I'd blow my load all over this one.

Cute ass and clam.

I hate the lip ring and the Hello Kitty shit is way weird. I suppose you could play schoolgirl/pedo fantasy games with her. But she's not that hot. On balance, I'll pass.

@ PokerSmoker420

Nipple to areola ratio? You wouldn't happen to be an engineer would you? A pot smoking one maybe? Haha. (I know what 420 means. My daughter goes to UC Santa Cruz.)

@ judekyle

Then I would have been fucking her after the show.

Wouldn't have minded a little bit of cunny, but man, what awesome boobays on the skinny broad.

Picture those hanging in your face as she's riding your wingwang. SWEET!!!

I realized that halfway through this Picdump my mind started to wander. It must have been my lack of horniness since Mrs. Funeral Guy gave me an Wet Lube tug job with a "happy ending" last night.

Speaking of "Happy Endings" the last pic snapped me back to attention.

Pretty girl but no vaginal lips. I will forget what she looks like in...5...4...3...2...1.

Yep, totally out of my head.

It's almost not worth the energy commenting on the tornado that devastated her room, so duly noted. Nice big cans and a cute face. As always I'd love to drop a load right across those glasses. Looks like a lot of fun. Any chick that will put on Batman underwear and stick broken CD's on her tits is A-OK with me. Not to mention the pink fishnets...Yum!! Redheads always have the nicest pink snoochies, don't they?

All these are self shot. I can't believe she doesn't have a boyfriend. I do her in a minute.

Little stingy with the snooter, aren't we darlin'? I like all the pink. Like a Barbie doll with smaller tits.

Are you guys going to bake me a cake? Throw me a little party? Hire me a whore or at least a stripper?

It's The Funeral Guy 1000th post. Goddam. I can only imagine the things I could have gotten done if I hadn't been wanking around wasting my time on this site. My mother could never figure out why I was always drawn to bad companions. 'Cause they're more fun, Ma!

Clean place and awesome nipples. I'm loving the bush. Brings back memories. (I hope I don't sound like an old man masturbating into his Depends at the nursing home.)

Not a raving beauty, but damn good enough. Thumbs up.

Hey New Guy, CocoTheCocoMonkey. Between you, me and TxBondsman we could have an AA/NA meeting. Haha.

Some really bodacious boobage and a couple of outstanding fuckholes. Good dump.

For some reason I'd love to see this one naked.

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I'll overlook the silicone while I'm sucking those dark, brown nipples. Pretty face.

I don't think that's a Lady Boy, but who the fuck knows anymore? I swear to god, sometimes I feel like the world is just spinning off its axis.

I'd make her leave those pleather panties on and do her through the zipper. Oh, yeah!

That's not the proper use of a hairbrush. Why, she doesn't even have any hair down there.

She's adorable and has a sweet looking pussy. The Funeral Guy's boner is a poppin'!!

@ TxBondsman

We me it's as many times as my Cialis will let me.

The guys are being kinda hard on this babe. (Pun intended) I think she's hot. As for the hat. I'd fuck the hat right off of her. I'd like to substitute my flesh helmet for that ice cream cone.

I don't mind small tits, but they have to be tits. Not just big nipples. Her ass is tight and I bet it looks good in jeans.

The face? I'm sorry, no way to sugarcoat it. She's as ugly as a mud fence.

I wouldn't fuck her even if she paid for the meth.

I'm with my boys on this gal. I could nitpick the shit out of her and I know I usually do, but there's something about her. Some girls just put off a sexy vibe. She does. I'd cream that cunny, no problem. Love the lingerie shot in first pic. Nice boobs. And look. She wraps them up all nice in a bow. Just for you!

Glasses, full natural titays and sitting on the shitter. (Even though the lid is down.) Be still my beating heart. (Not to mention my beating meat.)

Those thighs will be 10 cartons of cottage cheese soon enough. I'd hit it now, but that's a small window and it's closing fast.

Messy room per usual. Clutter on the dressers, open drawers, clothes and towels on the floor, etc. Typical amateur slut porn.

Nice body, but that is one goofy face. The second pic makes her look like she took the short bus to school.

SNAFU just buzzkilled my boner. Good eye, my friend.

Messy Room? Check

Stupid Cowboy/Baseball Hat? Check

Thick body, big ass and floppy tities? Check

Skanky Back Tats? Check and double check

All that and I still find her sexy. Yes, I would fuck her anytime.

@ SquidProQuo

We're lucky. No broads in the back office. And we hung a bell around the secretary's neck so we could hear her coming up the hall. Haha.

TxBondsman....He love him the big BOOBIES!!!!!!!

I sure hope she put on some sunscreen with that fair skin. Oh...she didn't?...I VOLUNTEER!!!!

I totally love this chick. (Not literally, but you know what I mean.) Fabulous natural boobays. Gorgeous ass and snooch meat. Haven't had a nice pussy like that here for a while. Outstanding! Beautiful girl with lovely pillowy lips. This is how God is supposed to make 'em. (Yes, I know I'm getting a little carried away. Sue me.)

I would wear those sweet pink panties over my face while I went to sleep.

Like looking at the same photo 27 times. No pussy and I'll forget about this one almost immediately.

I like the face a lot, actually, and I can always use another lipstick ring around my knob. I can deal with a couple of tats, but writing on the wrist is too skanky chola for my tastes.

Cute little ass and titties. I'd like to say the same about the pussy, but I can't since she didn't choose to show it. Points off for that.

Nice tits and puss, but the torso is way out of proportion. Not gonna look good in a few years I can tell 'ya that.

Would I do her now? Of course I would.

She's better when she's riding a cock in video porn. You don't concentrate on how fake her boobs are and how plastic her face is. Nice snoochy, for sure.

She looks like a younger version of that washed up old slut on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle Staub. (Who at the ripe old age of 48 is now stripping at Scores. Take notes all you internweb whores and save your money.

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That is a weird body and I really don't want to see it again, please. I'm actually glad we only got a peek of her fuckhole instead of a full on twat shot.

Her place is a mess (naturally), her mirrors are filthy, and her bathroom tells the tale of bad skin and an inability to keep the toothpaste foam in her mouth when she brushes.

For god's sake. Don't these tramps look at these pictures before they post them?

She looks like a Mexican Snooki.

@ TrickykidXY

Uhhh....does your sister have a cell phone number?

@ greendog

I grew up in a state that borders West Virginia. At least she has teeth.

Nice looking, I suppose, but what's the point. I Googled this tramp and can't figure out what the fuck her deal is. No porn. Wrestling videos, punching girls in the stomach and soft core champagne bath silliness.

Do people pay for that stuff? Hell, I can watch Sasha Grey eat five dicks while two are in her ass then she'll lick the cum off the floor when she's finished. FOR FREE!

If that's your cup of tea, of course.

I know why. It gives your tongue a target to aim at. Haha.

Good stuff on this one. Miranda Kerr is one beautiful broad. Nice and petite.

It's amazing how much work I've gotten done since this site has been down, but I've missed all my horny buddies.

I've been posting on my blog if you want to check it out.

www.thefuninfuneral.blogspot.com (It's not a porn site, but my dirty mind runs it so I hope you can enjoy the humor of it.)

Wow, she's got nice solid tits for an Asian gal. She looks Vietnamese. Yum yum. At a certain age you should lose the stuffed toys on the bed. As a man, it makes me feel a bit pedo.

Wish she would have showed her snooty. Hey, SNAFU, you're our resident Asian guy. What's with the hair on the Japanese chick pussy? You rarely see them with even a trim. What up wit dat?

Beautiful girl. I would ignore the pussy nail and the slight belly chunk and just enjoy myself.

Those eyes look like she like de' 'erb, mon. Nice tits, high on the chest.

But this bitch is definitely HIGH!!

Excellent amateur slut. I even like the peroxide straw hair. Room is pretty clean for a self shot internet skank.. And she recycles!

We took a vote at work and decided she'd be one nasty fuck. We likey!

Nice body and I love it when babes pulls theirs bottoms open to check their snatches. She's a celebrity and this ain't The Superficial. Bring back the whores.

Nice body but the face would stop a clock. Natural tits and good snooter. (I'm calling the first photo a lucky angle on the mug.)

I'd fuck her if she was right next door, but I wouldn't introduce her to my friends.

Giselle is a repeat performer here. The last time she was covered in latex I believe. Girl must like the kink.

It looks like she's put on a few pounds. No great beauty but still fuckable though.

I believe that goody is what our friend SNAFU would call a balloon knot. Her snooch in pic #2 looks like it's never been used. That's doubtful, but I sure would like a taste of that.

Very cute. A +

What the hell is going on with this place? It's getting more maintenance than my '74 Chevy Vega ever did.