Big tits and a hairy pussy that needs a pair of granny panties to cover it. Just 'cause she's different I'm finding her kind of sexy. I'd like to say I've never nailed a chick with a bush that full, but it would be a lie.

I'd fuck her. She's real pretty in a old fashioned kind of way.

I would suck the panties right off this hottie.

I'm not really into the S&M thing, but she's hot enough that if she wanted a spanking before a good shagging, I'd provide it.

Another bitch with a bong. Gotta love it.

@ Matt1075

I'm envious. I wanna be retired. It's the one thing I feel eminently qualified for.

I remember when my I introduced my dad to the soon to be third Mrs. Funeral Guy. She had a balcony on her chest you could do Shakespeare from. I had to elbow him after about 10 seconds and say, "Uh, Dad? She also has a face." Haha.

@ TxBondsman

You have convinced me. I will forthwith stop rubbing myself to these photos.

I hate to say it, but I would let it blow me.

It seems like we've had this discussion before.

SNAFU is Asian and he couldn't spot it. So I at least feel better about that.

@ hootrs23

That's half the fun of this place.

@ Matt1075

Interesting observation. I've never noticed. Maybe I need to look at their eyes once in a while. Haha. There are colored contacts I guess.

I knew a black girl once, fairly light skinned, with grey eyes. Not only pretty, but mesmerizing.

Agree about this model. Real girl-next-door type. Very sexy.

Hey Matt1075, nice ta see 'ya.

I understand the privacy angle, for reals. These gals will still have kids one day. Their friends will figure out their BF's mom's former career. That should be an interesting after school talk.

@ greendog

bin Laden with porn? Political? Come on, dude...That is fuckin' funny!! Shit just jumps out of my head sometimes.

@ Tanker M

I love language. You'll notice that I'll use all sorts of archaic words. Also Yiddish.

That, and I am indeed, old.

I guess I got her name wrong in my first post. Does anybody care? Does anybody even pay any attention the names of these floozies? I didn't think so and I sure won't bring the topic up again.

Shouldn't this have been titled Brooke doesn't reveal it all. It's not a pussy shot if your panties are covering it up.

Too bad, she smokin' and I love love love those tittays!!!!!!!

A lot of these were real artsy. Like you would see in a fancy gallery on Melrose Street in West Hollywood. Except in West Hollywood they would be nude men with bullwhips hanging out of their bungholes. Other than that....

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/exclusive-pornography-found-bin-laden-hideout-officials
-162214194.html

Hello fellow internet pud wackers. It's me. Usama. Or as they call me here in the afterlife, Usama bin Jackin' Off.

I can't believe the embarrassment. Just when I was making a move to blow up my porn stash one of the Navy Seals shot me above the eye. Ouch! The wound is not so bad now, but my image has taken a real blow (tee hee) now that I've been exposed as just another internet porn trolling skeevy donkey flogger.

This will be my last post here since after review I'm getting kicked down to Hell. Unfortunately, the good I did blowing up infidels was outweighed by the violations of all the sex rules. A man can only take so much temptation. Allah (Peace be upon him) never had to deal with the panoply of poon that is available with just the click of a mouse. Maybe having nine year old wives was enough for a man back in olden times. But now, who doesn't get turned on by Japanese girls pissing on each other? You just need more to get you going these days.

Oh, well. In a lot of ways Hell might be better than here in Paradise. I was walking by one of the rooms and saw one of our martyrs being serviced by one of his virgins. And for Allah's Sake, what a fucking pig. I managed to get a picture on my Iphone.

http://www.chubbyheaven.com/Images/2009/fat-indian.jpg

Anyway, TaTa. I'm off to the netherworld. Filled with infidels and Jews, I can only imagine. I've been told that if you think of cool oasis the hot sand enemas are not as bad as you think. And after half an eternity you almost get used to them.

Cute enough for smut. Unfortunately, she decided to decorate herself like a Christmas tree. Like the panties. (I'm not a big thong fan. Weird, I know.) She looks too wholesome for the lap dancer shoes, in my opinion.

She doesn't look particularly happy to be showing us her tits and snooch. Come on, honey, would it hurt you to smile a little?

If I had to guess, she's not much of a conversationalist.

I bow to the encyclopedic knowledge of pornstars possessed by my colleagues here. I just Googled this strumpet. She's done a lot of smut. A lot of it seems to be the school girl variety. And yes, I did just see her riding the big chocolate pole.

Nice pussy. She's a real ginger, but not with as copper colored hair as these shots.

@ TrickykidXY

I think the midget/dwarf community prefers the term "little person". You know that I strive to be precise and politically correct. The Funeral Guy always wants to be "appropriate" and never "mean spirited" or "hurtful".

Nope. Not me.

She looks better with the jeans on and she's kind of a pie face. Couldn't they have Photoshopped the pimples off her ass?

Sorry, those tits are udderly ridiculous. Besides, what is she doing naked in the kitchen on the Starship Enterprise?

If you love your boyfriend please post photo of you riding him reverse cowgirl. That way we can assess your cock holster but we won't have to see him.

You are one hot bitch. Glad you took off the burkha to show off that fine ass body of yours. Although, if your daddy sees you with that cross, you may not have a head to hang those Madonna earrings from. I'm with SNAFU that the navel jewelry could use a little more subtlety. It should enhance your look, not remind us that it's time to get the Christmas decorations out.

But that's all the criticism you'll get from me. You are a damn fine looking piece of ass, fo sho. Even with your clothes on. (You look like a Kardashian except you're way hotter and probably won't be a fucking blimp in 5 years.) We'll take more of you anytime.

@ SNAFU

I think that's a drop of water on the mirror, not a rag puller. Good eye, though. You can never be too careful about these things.

@ TxBondsman

The thought crossed my mind, but the ass looks too feminine and I can't figure the tuck on the butt shot. She could be a ladyboy I suppose, but if she is she's a good one.

I had her pegged as one of those Emo/Anime/Scene types. Who the fuck knows anymore?

Hey BuckeyeFan, welcome back.

I've pondered the Ginger/Mary Anne question many times with friends. Then I grew and discovered threesomes. Problem solved. Mary Anne riding my face with Ginger doing her best reverse cowgirl.

Yeehah!!!!

Not your typical Playboy fembot, except for the Barbie Doll snatch (meaning none). One or two DNA steps away from the Bad Ginger category, but lucky for us she narrowly avoided that sad fate.

Gorgeous, sexy head of hair, and world class natural tits with perfect nipples. On the FG scale she rates 2 boners up.

She looks like Ginger from Gilligan's Island. (Or her granddaughter, by now). Some vagina would have been nice. I'll assume she has one, so yeah, very fuckable.

Pic #2 looks like she just found a dingleberry while she was washing her butthole. Now what do yo do with it? Just drop it in the water and hope it goes down the drain? Or reach over and discretely plop it into the john...A stinky problem to start the day.

Hurry up and decide. Then you can get back to playing with yourself.

She masturbates with chopsticks because her snatch smells like sushi. I'd still hit it. I like sushi.

Looking at her again, she resembles a sluttier version of Bristol Palin. (But not much sluttier.)

I'd bone my way through all of them. I'd be tired, but proud. Mission Accomplished!

@TrickykidXY

You got a hot one on for tonight? We want details tomorrow. I know you must a a secret sex cam set up in your place. Video would be nice.

Can't find a thing wrong with her, boys, me love her long time. She's just the size I like. I would turn her into a little sex toy that I would play with all day.

@ PeterNE1

Are we having a Euro fight? crimineel is from Holland, I think. Are you British?

I ask you with all respect, because that's how we treat our differences of opinion here.

You were interested enough in this tubby trollop to Google around to see where she's from?

@ TxBondsman

We're all pervs here. It helps distract from the grimness of the work.

crimineel...why are you wasting time here? You should be lubing up your girlfriend's tits and giving her the booby dick slide.

It's funny when they take a twenty-something slut and put socks, little shorts and pigtails on her to make you think "mmmmm....teenybopper..."

This one has a nice body and I would fuck the shit out of her...no problem. Park that vibrator in the backdoor, Baby, Daddy's coming in the front.

Pretty good dump today. Damn, I love those outdoor pussy flashers.

Good looking babe, but just doesn't do it for me. (Of course I'd fuck her blah, blah, blah.) She has too much of the RealDoll™ look to her. And it isn't just the you-know-whats. Generic brunette pornslut. I guess I'm just getting tired of that look.

(Small quibble. Check out the slight thickness of the legs especially through the calves and ankles. Trouble down the road, boys.)

That face is not going to age well. For now she has a Bridget Bardot pout, but she'll be a fat face in 15 years. The rest of her is pretty sexy. Fuckable, big time.

@ judekyle

Nothing wrong with Polish faces. Just this one. Admin has had some really hot Polish models on here. This ain't one of them. She's not bad and I think a shampoo and hairstyle would serve her well.

And I never ate a cabbage roll. They smell bad.

This looks like a kidnapping video. Or an ad for sunscreen (pic #6) Ever notice how all these crap room photo shoots almost always involve a bottle of Vodka? (Classy window blinds, by the way, what with the Christmas lights strung on them and all.)

You are right. Nice snatch, but can you imagine if this chick let that crotch go to full bush? You'd need a machete to get your dick in it.

Big natural cans. Like the pantyhose action for a change. Could have used some snooch, however.

Not diggin' the Polish face and how about some shampoo for that hair?

Dirty Lilly needs to get a little bit dirtier or she may lose her title. And I don't mean her hair.

I see our new friend Wiggles is a big pussy lip lover. There are a few of us here. I've always said "pussy is pussy" but I do like a meaty foofer. At the same time I can admire the simplicity of the baby pussy slit.

Nice panties and that slit looks like fun. If she did something with her hair and makeup she'd be pretty hot.

Needs work, but definitely doable.

I just noticed the chipped polish on the thumbnails in the third to last pic. Points off for that. Sorry.

My two associates here at work think she is smokin'.

She may be a plain jane, but that is one gorgeous snatch. I'd tap that and enjoy it immensely.

We've seen this babe before, methinks. Big forehead and chin dimple, but, by God, I think she makes it work. Plus, as a man that wears dress shirts every day I'm impressed that she irons.

Love the running lights on those titties and the doggy style ass end shot. Makes me think dirty thoughts.

@ SNAFU

I'm guessing you were being facetious. The only place those shoes would look good is in the trash can.

Hawkmech makes good points and I respect his opinion. I share a great deal of it. Especially after checking her out a second time after my coffee. My point is she's not a "long termer." (A lot of my blather is just snark for humor's sake. You know that, don't you?)

A bit of fun and an office fuck. I still say hit it, and quit it.

"Such a pretty face." This phrase was always followed by, "Too bad about the rest of her."

Admin has been plowing the outer fields of the interwebs and brought us another game slut from FatGirlsDirtyButtholes.com. Her face is sexy and she has the faux ginge look going, and to be honest, she's not obese. But in ten years? Do you want be schlubbing to work every day to support her and your rugrats, all the wihile hating the shit out of your life? No? Didn't think so.

Points subtracted for the horrible fucking tat, whatever the fuck it is. Points added for the fact that she does naked shit in her office. Must be a fun place to work. The Funeral Guy also likes pictures of girls on the shitter.

I'm with TrickykidXY. I'd fuck her if she was the closest doughnut on the plate. But it would have to be made as clear as an azure blue sky. "This will have to he our secret, OK?"

It's barely legal day on Erooups! She's too young to take a bath without supervision.

"There, there, little Kamilla, Uncle Funeral Guy is going to help you with this washcloth. We need to keep your sweet little foofer clean, don't we?"

Tons of beautiful chicks per usual, some repeats from the other day, but nothing notable to comment on except for the babe on the veiny penis sculpture was kinda funny.

The one time we get an amateur in a room that's not a pigsty....she herself is a pig.

For god's sake, Ray Charles could hit that vein in her booby with his heroin syringe. Nice tats, well thought out. (sarc) Those thong panties are in serious danger of being sucked into her huge ass and lost forever. I like a fat pussy, but not when it's attached to a fat everything else.

Sorry...not even if I was hammered.

The good: She's beautiful

The bad: Same pose in practically every picture and no snooch or ass.

She needs a photographer that has a dirty mind. (Like us.)