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Wow! Cute face, nice bazoos and some bush. The top of that bed frame would be perfect for a mirror.

#1627 | 1 Oct 2011 00:38 by Funeral Guy on Sexy Jana Jordan in bikini

It appears that bush is making comeback. I'd rather have pubes than those fucking horrible tats. The ones on the feet are especially egregious.

#1626 | 30 Sep 2011 05:57 by Funeral Guy on Young girlie with dildo

That such a cute, slim body would be topped by that mug is kind of a shame. I suppose a good makeup artist (heavily armed with some quality hair conditioner) could have helped a great deal.

Added points for the cute snatch, the dildo action and the baby oil.

Not my type at all and the lingerie screams K-Mart. I'll pass.

Not a fan of the nipple nails, but she'd be plenty good for a one night ride on that meaty ass.

#1623 | 30 Sep 2011 05:36 by Funeral Guy on Hot Rita on lake

Is Zemani bringing back the limited bush? What goes around comes around, I guess. Cute girl but it does look like someone flung some poo-poo on her.

Nothing wrong with this amateur at all. The ass shot is amazing.

#1621 | 29 Sep 2011 00:23 by Funeral Guy on Beautiful girl with hot ass

Now that is one beautiful amateur. That fuckhole looks most inviting. One question. Does she live on a submarine?

I love the small tittied Eurobabes with the full mouth. Would love to see the poonani.

#1619 | 28 Sep 2011 17:46 by Funeral Guy on Gorgeous Jennifer's breasts

You'll need a stepladder to climb up those legs. Hot woman. The smile improves her face. She should do it more often.

#1618 | 28 Sep 2011 17:43 by Funeral Guy on Amazing hot Monika in bedroom

Hot body and the photographer takes advantage of every angle. Good stuff.

The Ruebenesque body type is not my favorite, but she's a ginger and looks like a real goer. I'd tap it.

#1616 | 28 Sep 2011 01:08 by Funeral Guy on Marketa Belonoha on meadow

I can't find a thing wrong with her other than the fact she's not upstairs in my bedroom right now.

Nice wet cunt, but everything else is sub-par. Belly chunk and highly unfortunate tats.

@ Pussyispussy

Of course we would all fuck her given the chance. We have this go around every month or so when somebody new comes here. Whether we would fuck her or not and or whether we're all fags or not misses the point. These chicks throw themselves out there by letting their naked pictures hit the internet. We just give them an honest (sometimes brutal) assessment. I don't feel bad about it because I doubt the girls are coming here reading what we say about them. For us it's just good fun. Lighten up.

This is the neighborhood tramp you fuck when you're unemployed and her husband is at work. She has to keep quiet and you don't have to take her out. Win/Win.

A welcome step above the usual Torrid Art fare. Love the undies and the glasses are always good for something to aim at. Big titties for a small chick, but points off for the skanky tats.

Wow! I sure would like to find her in a field. (Alive, of course.) I am also liking the bush.

#1611 | 27 Sep 2011 17:26 by Funeral Guy on Hot Jamie Lynn in black dress

@ Wiggles

Since I'm the one that made the slut comment I'll just say I use it interchangeably with "bitch", "babe", "trollop", "strumpet" and a hundred other words I can pull out of my thesaurus. It saves me the trouble of writing "this fine young lady" every time.

For a more detailed explanation see Machevelli above. He said it better than I could.

#1610 | 27 Sep 2011 06:24 by Funeral Guy on Hot Jamie Lynn in black dress

Well, apparently Torrid Art's slogan is "between art and porn".

Art implies something that is pleasing to the eye. Porn is something that gets your dick hard. Torrid Art continually fails on both levels.

Take this slut. We've moved from the brown couch to a hardback chair. OK. Unfortunately we still have the same crappy lighting and lousy photography. He doesn't notice (or care) that she has red marks all over her from the hard furniture. Stupid facial expressions and the underwear is bunched up all weird like it doesn't fit her properly. At least the last photo gives you a clear picture of the stretch marks on her tit.

Awful, just awful.

PS. Just noticed that Machevelli made pretty much the same points before I did.

The girl is hot which makes if harder to believe she'd lay down on that disgusting stained carpet. Yuck!

The Good:
Vagina

The Bad:
Yellow, janky teeth
Cancerous moles on tailbone and chest
Fungus on fingernails
Sad, deflated breasts
Beginning of cottage cheese thighs
Untamed eyebrows
Anything else I may have missed

#1607 | 26 Sep 2011 16:57 by Funeral Guy on Sexy babe naked on the floor

@ SquidProQuo

I will assume that the same Sugar Daddy that bought her those funbags, pays for someone to come in and keep the house clean.

Sexy bitch, straight up.

The chin would look better with some splooge dripping off it, I guess.

#1605 | 24 Sep 2011 00:21 by Funeral Guy on Cassandra Cruz in black thong

I've commented on the sameness of the Torrid formula before. Fully clothed on couch, preferably beige or brown. Take 4 or 5 pictures to get down to panties then show your pussy. Yawn! Plus, this chick is not that hot.

#1604 | 23 Sep 2011 18:33 by Funeral Guy on Sensiual chick - Katarina

ShitHead noticed what I did. The janky teeth are distracting. Other than that, very fuckable.

#1603 | 23 Sep 2011 18:30 by Funeral Guy on Pretty Becca outdoors

What the fuck is with those huge crawling alien baby sculptures?

#1602 | 23 Sep 2011 18:27 by Funeral Guy on Horny blonde naughty at home

Pierced nipples, fruit insertions, vibrators and lucite heels. At my age I find this chick a little frightening. Like you'd take her home after dinner and the first thing she wants to do is pour hot wax on your nut sack or make you take a shit in a diaper.

I left my kinky days behind me some years back.

#1601 | 23 Sep 2011 00:23 by Funeral Guy on Sexy girl in red skirt - Miki

Whatever faults she might have (and there ain't that many) are more than made up by that world class cooter.

She's hot with nice snooch meat, but somebody really fucked her tits up big time.

#1599 | 22 Sep 2011 18:10 by Funeral Guy on Sexy wet redhead - Katrin

I agree, boys, A-1 snatch. I'm with twigg though, this hottie needs to be in stockings, heels and lingerie.

Her room is as unkempt as her bush, but then again a bit of hair is never a deal breaker for me. I am trying to figure out what the level is doing leaning on the chair. Nice body and natural tits and I'm sure her priest would be proud that she displays the crucifix between her pendulous breasts.

Little pointy tits and likes to dress up in sexy outfits. That's all I need to know. Thumbs up!

#1596 | 22 Sep 2011 01:45 by Funeral Guy on Pretty chick nude in room

Slut-o-Rama!! Some dark meat down there. Little latin Lupe Lu.

#1595 | 21 Sep 2011 20:54 by Funeral Guy on Young girlie in blue pyjamas

Nice snooch, but missed a few stray butthole hairs. The face? Just short of hideous.

I like the bush for a change, but all in all a bit of a disappointment for a Zemani shoot.

Agree with Admin on the high heel shot. That is some smokin' body. Now if you'll excuse me I have a sudden urge for a baloney sandwich.

Nice to see Torrid Art continue its march of mediocrity. Mediocre models, mediocre photographers and mediocre sets. (How many times have we seen that same brown couch?)

Not only is this broad...ahem...not pretty, her skin is mottled and her feet are filthy. I would not want to get close enough to sniff that fuck hole. Doesn't anybody proof these photos before publishing?

Something tells me that the clothes came off in direct proportion to the emptying of the liquor bottles and the beer cans.

If a woman chooses to dress like this while she cooks my dinner, who am I to argue?

#1590 | 20 Sep 2011 19:18 by Funeral Guy on Nice schoolgirl likes toys

I call bullshit. She's not at home. Also, Hello Kitty panties don't make you a teen, but they do make the viewer feel like a pedo.

She's got that "Mary Jo Buttafuoco someone just shot me in the head" look. But even that doesn't explain the bunghole.

They keep them in cages and feed them just enough to keep them alive and docile. Then they are sold to Russian oligarchs as drug dependent sex slaves. (Check the brain dead expression in the last photo.)

Without the ass she's got nothin'. Hello Kitty memorabilia really says "crazy".

#1586 | 20 Sep 2011 02:57 by Funeral Guy on Sexy blonde nude at college

May be an amateur, but looks like an aspiring pay site internet whore. ("Join and watch me and my friends play in Brandi's Dorm Room!!!") I hate the stupid semi-EMO hair.

Is she bad? No. Does she really throw my switch? Uh...that's also a no.

Sexy and tight. You could bounce a dime off that ass and stomach.

Cute. Could she be Middle Eastern? 'Cause that is the weirdest looking sleeping area I've ever seen. If her father sees these photos she could be ripe for a head chopping.

#1583 | 19 Sep 2011 20:12 by Funeral Guy on Pretty Alionka in pink

Very hot Euro slut. Chalk up another one for team Zemani. Interesting face and love the tits. Alionka knows how to spread 'em. Yeah!

Kinda reminds one of the old school Playboy shoots. Smiling model, frolicking on the beach, natural tits and a certain modesty on the girly bits. Pretty girl, but I guess I'm a little jaded to get too worked up over it.

Absolutely nothing...I repeat...nothing sexy about this girl at all.

#1580 | 17 Sep 2011 02:07 by Funeral Guy on Sexy Evzha with pretty pussy

Sorry to see a Euro chick working the chola eyebrows. On the plus side, world class snoochie.

#1579 | 17 Sep 2011 02:02 by Funeral Guy on Cute girlie naked in her room

She's real cute and the photos look like evidence in a statutory rape trial. Love the cum stains and the tissues. Nice touch.

Thank you, Hawmech, for explaining to fuckyou the philosophy of most of the commenters here. I'm too tired to do it these days.

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